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Musburger macks on McCarron's GF (1 Viewer)

'Mr. Pickles said:
"I tell ya, I'd hit that harder than Ted Williams hits a baseball. My goodness. Will you take a look at that? I mean, really drink it in. That's hotter than Carolina asphalt in July. Lord have mercy me oh my. Third down and three for the Tide. Tell me, Herbie, you ever have something that hot? No chance, kiddo. Not like that you haven't. Alabama first down. I've been doing this a long time and I tell you folks, that right there is as good as it gets. I'd walk out of the booth right now and rip my contract in half just to get a whiff. I'll bet she smells like peach cobbler, am I right on this? Lets be honest here folks. Incomplete pass intended for the tight end."
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POTY.
 
I heard today the she was only going out with McCarron for three weeks before the title game. Thinking she played AJ like a fiddle.

 
NTTAWWT

Mohr had asked Rix about the Dockett/Katherine Webb/AJ McCarron tweets from that night...

Former Teammate Implies That Darnell Dockett Is Gay, Enrages Darnell Dockett

Tom Ley

Chris Rix, former Florida State Seminoles quarterback and current college football insider for Fox Sports, went on Jay Mohr's radio show yesterday and gay-baited his former teammate, Darnell Dockett, who currently plays defensive end for the Arizona Cardinals. Things get started at the 2:42 mark of the audio clip below, when Mohr asks Rix if Dockett—who isn't shy about speaking his mind—has always been so boisterous.

While responding, Rix commented that, "There was always jokes about Darnell, and what his preference was in college, if I might. Because there was a few incidents of him hanging out with some dudes in the Union and some other stuff." Mohr goes on to ask if other guys ever made fun of Dockett's sexuality to his face, to which Rix replies, "Yes, they did. And he would get defensive at times, as most guys would. But let's just say that there were a few stories of 'Why is Darnell hanging out at this guy's house or this guy's dorm room?'"
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'Jewell said:
'Emerson Biggens said:
Oof... I think the girl is gorgeous, but the legs and cankles in this picture are awful!My link
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Her butt is also lackluster here...http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/21/article-2265888-16D27970000005DC-753_306x451.jpgA good ###, but not a top-notch one.
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I don't even think that's good. There are average 50yo women with that ###.This chick gets worse all the time. Totally sticking by my initial smoke-and-mirrors comment.
 
cstu said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
"I tell ya, I'd hit that harder than Ted Williams hits a baseball. My goodness. Will you take a look at that? I mean, really drink it in. That's hotter than Carolina asphalt in July. Lord have mercy me oh my. Third down and three for the Tide. Tell me, Herbie, you ever have something that hot? No chance, kiddo. Not like that you haven't. Alabama first down. I've been doing this a long time and I tell you folks, that right there is as good as it gets. I'd walk out of the booth right now and rip my contract in half just to get a whiff. I'll bet she smells like peach cobbler, am I right on this? Lets be honest here folks. Incomplete pass intended for the tight end."
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POTY.
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A delayed :thumbup: for Pickles' wit that you can't help but read in Musburger's voice.

 
MacArtist said:
What an awful magazine cover design. The ladies are hot, but the typography and layout... :shudder:
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Its a local magazine with a limited budget. The target audience doesn't really read much anyways. We just look at pictures down here and make up the stories ourselves.

 
Das Boot said:
cstu said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
"I tell ya, I'd hit that harder than Ted Williams hits a baseball. My goodness. Will you take a look at that? I mean, really drink it in. That's hotter than Carolina asphalt in July. Lord have mercy me oh my. Third down and three for the Tide. Tell me, Herbie, you ever have something that hot? No chance, kiddo. Not like that you haven't. Alabama first down. I've been doing this a long time and I tell you folks, that right there is as good as it gets. I'd walk out of the booth right now and rip my contract in half just to get a whiff. I'll bet she smells like peach cobbler, am I right on this? Lets be honest here folks. Incomplete pass intended for the tight end."
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POTY.
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A delayed :thumbup: for Pickles' wit that you can't help but read in Musburger's voice.
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:goodposting:

 
Rodeojones said:
Raider Nation said:
Mr. Pickles said:
Raider Nation said:
Joe Summer said:
That's....incredible!
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I'm sad that only people of a certain age will get this.
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Used to be my favorite show growing up.

I had impure thoughts about Cathy Lee Crosby.
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She had lovely breasts. PSA: Do NOT Google a picture of her today. YWIA.
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Since you said it I had to. Should have listened to you.
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http://s192.photobucket.com/user/BuzzC/media/va381.jpg.html

 
Keerock said:
gump said:
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/katherine-webb-aj-mccarron-engaged-article-1.1738531

Katherine Webb and AJ McCarron engaged

The stunning model, 24, and former University of Alabama quarterback, 23, made the announcement on Twitter. Webb showed off a massive diamond ring she said McCarron designed for her.
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That football job he had paid pretty well...
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"Moooooooom! Can I borrow thousands of dollars so I can buy my supermodel girlfriend an engagement ring? I'll pay you back, I swear! And I'll clean up the dog poop in the yard!"

 
He is signing a substantial contract in the next few months. Even if his family doesn't have the money, any agent would front it to him.

Sure he is also getting endorsements in the Alabama area at least.

 
Da Guru said:
I heard today the she was only going out with McCarron for three weeks before the title game. Thinking she played AJ like a fiddle.
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gump said:
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/katherine-webb-aj-mccarron-engaged-article-1.1738531

Katherine Webb and AJ McCarron engaged

The stunning model, 24, and former University of Alabama quarterback, 23, made the announcement on Twitter. Webb showed off a massive diamond ring she said McCarron designed for her.
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:coffee:

 
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