My best friend approached me with an indecent proposal (1 Viewer)

[cstu]

The problems is mostly jealously. As much fun as it seems in the heat of the moment, it does not always feel the same afterward.

Precisely why Carver needs to be sure what his buddy's packing before he goes through with this.

So you'd be ok with a guy with a small penis ####ing your wife?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Howdy neighbor!

 

[Carver]

Do you know how you compare?Is it possible that he's asking because he's *ahem* "not worried"?

Im noticably bigger. We tag teamed a whore back in college.

 

[Carver]

The short of it..Best friend pulls me aside on Xmas night (we are all partying), and tells me that he wants me to well.. you know.. with his wife. Says I turn her on, and she missed out on her party years of the early 20's, due do growing up in a small town in Europe (portugal to be specific). He'd like her to experiment a little in the bedroom, and wouldnt feel comfortable with anyone else doing it.I laughed it off as a joke and told him it was the booze talking. He persisted. Fast forward a couple days and his wife starts texting me dirty things... Im married, and my wife doesnt know about any of this. But she has expressed a desire to bring home a chick in the past... and her and my wife are really close.. very touchy feely when we party actually. We are going to their house for a NYE party. Im nervous that it may turn into a night we might all regret. What's the play here?? Im gonna try my best to avoid this for obvious reasons, but my buddy's wife is an EASY 8.. who speaks broken english. Gonna be a tough one. Should I make an excuse to stay in?? Im shuked. And a horny *******. thoughts?

What are the obvious reasons?

So now that 3 pages of thread exist, and we have yet to hear this situation working out favorably even ONCE for somebody, then the reasons are indeed obvious.

It was pretty "obvious" about 15 posts in.

 

[bryhamm]

so ... TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!!!!!

 

[pollardsvision]

The problems is mostly jealously. As much fun as it seems in the heat of the moment, it does not always feel the same afterward.

Precisely why Carver needs to be sure what his buddy's packing before he goes through with this.

So you'd be ok with a guy with a small penis ####ing your wife?

Well, no, but I'd be a lot less ok with it if it's a dude with a monster.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm thinking about 80% of the posters that have replied in this thread so far bang between a sheet with a hole in it.

 

[Carver]

The way I see it, you definitely have a couple options here...

OPTION 1

[*]Get some strange. Ruin your entire life.

OPTION 2

[*]Shut the two of them out completely – at least for a few weeks if not longer. No contact whatsoever.

[*]Your friendship with this couple is most likely already over, the sooner you realize and accept this the better off you'll be.

[*]You and the wife should definitely skip their new year's party tonight. DO NOT GO.

[*]Show your wife the texts, tell her what's going on, and explain why the two of you won't be attending the NYE party and why you'll no longer be friends with them... (At least for the foreseeable future, until they work out their kinks on their own time and start acting like adults again.)

Come'on man.. that's a little dramatic dont you think? lol Our friendship is over because he and his wife decide they want to "explore" sexually.

I already told him no. That's where it ends. No hard feelings... Nothing to end a friendship over. Especially not my longest standing one. lol

Also, i see no good that can come over telling my wife about the prop or the texts. It's not like she would get pissed about it. She's the type that would be flattered and is secure enough to know that i would have never went behind her back and did something like this.

 

[Carver]

so ... TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!!!!!

Yup... should I shave/manscape downstairs just in case?

 

[JShare87]

The way I see it, you definitely have a couple options here...

OPTION 1

[*]Get some strange. Ruin your entire life.

OPTION 2

[*]Shut the two of them out completely – at least for a few weeks if not longer. No contact whatsoever.

[*]Your friendship with this couple is most likely already over, the sooner you realize and accept this the better off you'll be.

[*]You and the wife should definitely skip their new year's party tonight. DO NOT GO.

[*]Show your wife the texts, tell her what's going on, and explain why the two of you won't be attending the NYE party and why you'll no longer be friends with them... (At least for the foreseeable future, until they work out their kinks on their own time and start acting like adults again.)

Come'on man.. that's a little dramatic dont you think? lol Our friendship is over because he and his wife decide they want to "explore" sexually.

I already told him no. That's where it ends. No hard feelings... Nothing to end a friendship over. Especially not my longest standing one. lol

Also, i see no good that can come over telling my wife about the prop or the texts. It's not like she would get pissed about it. She's the type that would be flattered and is secure enough to know that i would have never went behind her back and did something like this.

Did you text her back?

 

[pollardsvision]

Do you know how you compare?

Is it possible that he's asking because he's *ahem* "not worried"?

Im noticably bigger. We tag teamed a whore back in college.

I don't mean to offend, but your buddy doesn't sound like the sharpest tool in the shed.He snags/buys a Portugese 8. Decides she hasn't had enough sex....

Then decides to help solve that issue by having his buddy, who's noticeably larger, rail her for him. With no reciprocity involved to boot*

Nothing wrong with that. You can be a wonderful friend without being a genius. Hell, in this case, not being a genius makes him the best kind of friend.

*You're absolutely sure you aren't underestimating him and he's really not trying to backdoor some reciprocity?

 

[Carver]

Do you know how you compare?

Is it possible that he's asking because he's *ahem* "not worried"?

Im noticably bigger. We tag teamed a whore back in college.

I don't mean to offend, but your buddy doesn't sound like the sharpest tool in the shed.He snags/buys Portugese 8. Decides she hasn't had enough sex....

Then decides to help solve that issue by having his buddy, with who's noticeably larger, rail her for him. With no reciprocity involved.

Nothing wrong with that. You can be a wonderful friend without being a genius. Hell, in this case, not being a genius makes him the best kind of friend.

He's not. he is a complete meathead/jock type. He owns a small construction company and does pretty well. But yea, not the sharpest knife in the draw sometimes.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm going to need directions to this party.

 

[Carver]

The way I see it, you definitely have a couple options here...

OPTION 1

[*]Get some strange. Ruin your entire life.

OPTION 2

[*]Shut the two of them out completely – at least for a few weeks if not longer. No contact whatsoever.

[*]Your friendship with this couple is most likely already over, the sooner you realize and accept this the better off you'll be.

[*]You and the wife should definitely skip their new year's party tonight. DO NOT GO.

[*]Show your wife the texts, tell her what's going on, and explain why the two of you won't be attending the NYE party and why you'll no longer be friends with them... (At least for the foreseeable future, until they work out their kinks on their own time and start acting like adults again.)

Come'on man.. that's a little dramatic dont you think? lol Our friendship is over because he and his wife decide they want to "explore" sexually.

I already told him no. That's where it ends. No hard feelings... Nothing to end a friendship over. Especially not my longest standing one. lol

Also, i see no good that can come over telling my wife about the prop or the texts. It's not like she would get pissed about it. She's the type that would be flattered and is secure enough to know that i would have never went behind her back and did something like this.

Did you text her back?

Yes. But nothing dirty or even flirty. All i said was im flattered, but that's not my thing. Sorry hun. (with a smile face).

 

[Carver]

I'm going to need directions to this party.

Abe can come...it's in RI. Cranston to be exact. lol

 

[gianmarco]

so ... TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!!!!!

Yup... should I shave/manscape downstairs just in case?

So you're saying there's a chance.

 

[Carver]

so ... TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!!!!!

Yup... should I shave/manscape downstairs just in case?

So you're saying there's a chance.

No, not really. But what if I get black-out drunk and get molested... I mean, best to be prepared right?

 

[IC FBGCav]

The way I see it, you definitely have a couple options here...

OPTION 1

[*]Get some strange. Ruin your entire life.

OPTION 2

[*]Shut the two of them out completely – at least for a few weeks if not longer. No contact whatsoever.

[*]Your friendship with this couple is most likely already over, the sooner you realize and accept this the better off you'll be.

[*]You and the wife should definitely skip their new year's party tonight. DO NOT GO.

[*]Show your wife the texts, tell her what's going on, and explain why the two of you won't be attending the NYE party and why you'll no longer be friends with them... (At least for the foreseeable future, until they work out their kinks on their own time and start acting like adults again.)

Come'on man.. that's a little dramatic dont you think? lol Our friendship is over because he and his wife decide they want to "explore" sexually.

I already told him no. That's where it ends. No hard feelings... Nothing to end a friendship over. Especially not my longest standing one. lol

Also, i see no good that can come over telling my wife about the prop or the texts. It's not like she would get pissed about it. She's the type that would be flattered and is secure enough to know that i would have never went behind her back and did something like this.

So no bad would come either. Why keep a secret?

 

[proninja]

I'm thinking about 80% of the posters that have replied in this thread so far bang between a sheet with a hole in it.

Look on the bright side, at least you don't have to worry about worlds colliding at pool parties.

 

[Slapdash]

so ... TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!!!!!

Yup... should I shave/manscape downstairs just in case?

Always be prepared.

 

[snogger]

The way I see it, you definitely have a couple options here...

OPTION 1

[*]Get some strange. Ruin your entire life.

OPTION 2

[*]Shut the two of them out completely – at least for a few weeks if not longer. No contact whatsoever.

[*]Your friendship with this couple is most likely already over, the sooner you realize and accept this the better off you'll be.

[*]You and the wife should definitely skip their new year's party tonight. DO NOT GO.

[*]Show your wife the texts, tell her what's going on, and explain why the two of you won't be attending the NYE party and why you'll no longer be friends with them... (At least for the foreseeable future, until they work out their kinks on their own time and start acting like adults again.)

Come'on man.. that's a little dramatic dont you think? lol Our friendship is over because he and his wife decide they want to "explore" sexually.

I already told him no. That's where it ends. No hard feelings... Nothing to end a friendship over. Especially not my longest standing one. lol

Also, i see no good that can come over telling my wife about the prop or the texts. It's not like she would get pissed about it. She's the type that would be flattered and is secure enough to know that i would have never went behind her back and did something like this.

So no bad would come either. Why keep a secret?

If Said woman decides to share tonight with your wife about the idea they have proposed and shows your wife the texts she sent you, don't you think your wife will start to be a little questionable about your true intentions?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm thinking about 80% of the posters that have replied in this thread so far bang between a sheet with a hole in it.

Look on the bright side, at least you don't have to worry about worlds colliding at pool parties.

 

[Fennis]

I'm going to need directions to this party.

Tuesday is your turn in the barrel.

 

[Guest]

Get the women liquored up tonight, and you and your buddy can watch those two go at it. Bring toys.

 

[bryhamm]

I'm going to need directions to this party.

It's in Winghaven.

 

[Guest]

Get the women liquored up tonight, and you and your buddy can watch those two go at it. Bring toys.

Oh and, Dutch Rudder.

 

[Carver]

The way I see it, you definitely have a couple options here...

OPTION 1

[*]Get some strange. Ruin your entire life.

OPTION 2

[*]Shut the two of them out completely – at least for a few weeks if not longer. No contact whatsoever.

[*]Your friendship with this couple is most likely already over, the sooner you realize and accept this the better off you'll be.

[*]You and the wife should definitely skip their new year's party tonight. DO NOT GO.

[*]Show your wife the texts, tell her what's going on, and explain why the two of you won't be attending the NYE party and why you'll no longer be friends with them... (At least for the foreseeable future, until they work out their kinks on their own time and start acting like adults again.)

Come'on man.. that's a little dramatic dont you think? lol Our friendship is over because he and his wife decide they want to "explore" sexually.

I already told him no. That's where it ends. No hard feelings... Nothing to end a friendship over. Especially not my longest standing one. lol

Also, i see no good that can come over telling my wife about the prop or the texts. It's not like she would get pissed about it. She's the type that would be flattered and is secure enough to know that i would have never went behind her back and did something like this.

So no bad would come either. Why keep a secret?

If Said woman decides to share tonight with your wife about the idea they have proposed and shows your wife the texts she sent you, don't you think your wife will start to be a little questionable about your true intentions?

Im not worried about that. My friend asked me not to repeat it to ANYONE (except FBG's), so my wife would respect my decision to honor that request. I havent done anything sneaky or sent her even a hint of being interested in doing it. Even if I was, i wouldnt text it.

 

[pollardsvision]

Get the women liquored up tonight, and you and your buddy can watch those two go at it. Bring toys.

Oh and, Dutch Rudder.

I believe you mean Double Dutch Rudder.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm going to need directions to this party.

It's in Winghaven.

 

[Jewell]

The next guy arriving at the party shortly after Carver

 

[Clifford]

Tell her you are not looking to ruin your marriage. Shell have one of three responses:A) she understands and it doesnt get mentioned againB) the wife doesnt have to know. This is obviously bad newsC) she understnds and she tries to convince the wife to join in. Hope for c... If she convinces the wife, itll be the wifes idea.

I also dont want to ruin THIER marriage.. But yes.. C) would be ideal. Dont want my friend thinking he can shag my wife though.

Text her back and tell her she has to make your wife join in or be cool with it.

 

[Guest]

Get the women liquored up tonight, and you and your buddy can watch those two go at it. Bring toys.

Oh and, Dutch Rudder.

I believe you mean Double Dutch Rudder.

Of course I did. My bad.

 

[Ketamine Dreams]

Get the wife in on it and then go for it...

 

[Carver]

Tell her you are not looking to ruin your marriage. Shell have one of three responses:A) she understands and it doesnt get mentioned againB) the wife doesnt have to know. This is obviously bad newsC) she understnds and she tries to convince the wife to join in. Hope for c... If she convinces the wife, itll be the wifes idea.

I also dont want to ruin THIER marriage.. But yes.. C) would be ideal. Dont want my friend thinking he can shag my wife though.

Text her back and tell her she has to make your wife join in or be cool with it.

This sounds like a winning formula... If the goal is to ruin my life that is.

 

[rail]

Like others have said - this is totally Admiral-Ackbar-trap territory.

And this whole thing is a set-up by your buddy who wants to do your wife.

 

[Steve Tasker]

Also, i see no good that can come over telling my wife about the prop or the texts. It's not like she would get pissed about it. She's the type that would be flattered and is secure enough to know that i would have never went behind her back and did something like this.

So no bad would come either. Why keep a secret?

If Said woman decides to share tonight with your wife about the idea they have proposed and shows your wife the texts she sent you, don't you think your wife will start to be a little questionable about your true intentions?

Im not worried about that. My friend asked me not to repeat it to ANYONE (except FBG's), so my wife would respect my decision to honor that request. I havent done anything sneaky or sent her even a hint of being interested in doing it. Even if I was, i wouldnt text it.

Nothing wrong with a little harmless flirting here and there, but this seems to be quite a bit more than that. Back-and-forth light flirting, won't go any further? Fine, I wouldn't tell the wife. My best friend wants me to have sex with his wife, she's sending me explicit text messages, and we're going to a party/parties where we're all going to be a little impaired? I'm probably telling my wife that one immediately.Also, I've always taken "don't tell anyone" to exclude the wife. Husband/wife exclusive privilege, so to speak. Maybe I'm weird that way. I'm not even married.

I agree that your buddy's marriage is probably shot to hell, and there's no way this doesn't end with him eventually trying to #### your wife.

 

[Clifford]

Tell her you are not looking to ruin your marriage. Shell have one of three responses:A) she understands and it doesnt get mentioned againB) the wife doesnt have to know. This is obviously bad newsC) she understnds and she tries to convince the wife to join in. Hope for c... If she convinces the wife, itll be the wifes idea.

I also dont want to ruin THIER marriage.. But yes.. C) would be ideal. Dont want my friend thinking he can shag my wife though.

Text her back and tell her she has to make your wife join in or be cool with it.

This sounds like a winning formula... If the goal is to ruin my life that is.

If C would be ideal why is putting the onus on her to make the offer to the wife bad? That way you can tell wifey and not keep anything from her, and tell her that it would only work if it was something she wanted as well. You're the good guy, you're not the one pushing her to try it, and it makes it very clear this is not your idea and you can take it or leave it.Not sure how this ruins your life.

 

[Jewell]

And this whole thing is a set-up by your buddy who wants to do your wife.

Already did, feels guilty about it, and his wife is a peace offering.

Or piece offering.

 

[rail]

And this whole thing is a set-up by your buddy who wants to do your wife.

Already did, feels guilty about it, and his wife is a peace offering.

Or piece offering.

Now THIS would be a fun twist.

 

[Abraham]

I'm going to need directions to this party.

Abe can come...it's in RI. Cranston to be exact. lol

See you in a couple hours.

 

[Carver]

Tell her you are not looking to ruin your marriage. Shell have one of three responses:A) she understands and it doesnt get mentioned againB) the wife doesnt have to know. This is obviously bad newsC) she understnds and she tries to convince the wife to join in. Hope for c... If she convinces the wife, itll be the wifes idea.

I also dont want to ruin THIER marriage.. But yes.. C) would be ideal. Dont want my friend thinking he can shag my wife though.

Text her back and tell her she has to make your wife join in or be cool with it.

This sounds like a winning formula... If the goal is to ruin my life that is.

If C would be ideal why is putting the onus on her to make the offer to the wife bad? That way you can tell wifey and not keep anything from her, and tell her that it would only work if it was something she wanted as well. You're the good guy, you're not the one pushing her to try it, and it makes it very clear this is not your idea and you can take it or leave it.Not sure how this ruins your life.

texting her back asking her to get my wife on board would be about as shady as it gets. lol Now THAT my wife would take issue with. As of now..I havent done anything to justify my wife being upset with me. And as I said before, if she were to find out about the proposal, she'd laugh it off with the girl and say something like "I dont blame you.. my husband is hot." My wife is very easy going like that. She is not the jelous type at all.ETA- One of the qualities my wife loves the most about me, is the fact that I am very loyal to family and friends. She'd prefer I kept his secrect private, so long as my hands were clean.

 

[Sabertooth]

Terrible idea. Unless you value neither your bff nor your marriage.

 

[Carver]

Terrible idea. Unless you value neither your bff nor your marriage.

I agree.I think im gonna pull him aside and talk some sense into him tonight, as soon as I get there. All kidding aside. I dont think he realizes how bad this could f'k his marriage up. I honestly dont.

 

[gandalas]

Can't WAIT for the post-party update on this one...

 

[Fennis]

Terrible idea. Unless you value neither your bff nor your marriage.

I agree.I think im gonna pull him aside and talk some sense into him tonight, as soon as I get there. All kidding aside. I dont think he realizes how bad this could f'k his marriage up. I honestly dont.

see post 150 for a better approach

 

[Furious Styles]

Isn't this being driven by the horny Portague wife? Your buddy is just trying to please his broken English, chorizo loving wife. Like most portaguse, I'm sure the wife is a world class fisherman so he probably figures best for him to stock the pond with a buddy he trusts.

You all should head to Cheaters tonight, my wife's Uncle owns the joint and I'm sure I could get you a deal on a few lap dances from some dirty skanks.

 

[Skipdog77]

so ... TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!!!!!

Yup... should I shave/manscape downstairs just in case?

Always be prepared.

Hell, I manscaped this morning in anticipation of Carver pulling this off.

 

[The Dude]

Have you considered the texts may be from him - nor her

 

[koby925]

Do you know how you compare?Is it possible that he's asking because he's *ahem* "not worried"?

Im noticably bigger. We tag teamed a whore back in college.

How do you know this all isn't just a ploy to get you back in the sack?

 

[SteevieG]

Would you reconsider if her english wasn't broken? I can understand not wanting to do a ##### with a broken english, but if her english was fixed....