My son is a stud athlete, and his friend's Dad won't leave him (1 Viewer)

[Gene Sackman]

My son is a fantastic all around athlete. The best in this district. We are constantly hounded by coaches, recruiters, the media. fans, etc.. Not to mention the girls that keep coming over and or calling him. He really takes after his old man. Where he also takes after his old man is that he doesnt really want all the attention, and likes to chill with his friends and play video games and just relax.

His best friends are these twins that live near by. They are nice kids and I like them a lot, have had them over often. However, I think their Dad is a little nutty. My son says he wont leave him alone about sports. And this is after my son said the guys wife even told him to leave my son alone. My son says the guy just wont let up, and he keeps saying shizzle all the time.

My son loves his friends, but says he doesnt want to go over there anymore with the Dad being so weird. It's kind of an awkward situation now, as we still have the twins over but keep making up excuses why my son wont come over there.

What should I do?

 

[Osaurus]

Do you party with the Palins?

 

[Gr00vus]

Tell your son to say something like:

"Oh, thanks mr. <annoying dad of my friends' name>, I appreciate what you're saying. Right now I'd like to focus on <thing I'm doing with my friends>, maybe we can talk more about <annoying thing> some other time."

It's not that big a deal.

Enjoy the rest of your <look at me because my son is proficient at sports> thread.

 

[xulf]

Look at me and my retirement plan!!!!

 

[Peyton Marino]

Incredibly stupid

 

[avoiding injuries]

lol

The horror

 

[Limp Ditka]

I don't like attention, but allow me to bring exactly that upon myself

you might as well be tim.

 

[Quez]

I remember someone here once sent me a link to a youtube channel of some obsessed father that made tons of videos if his 6yo soccer player. Anyone know who that was? I would love to track the kids progress.

 

[Guest]

:whoosh:

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Make sure you are there when he signs his letter of intent at Jimmy Johns.

 

[Zow]

2/10

 

[fatness]

Try "My wife is a stud athlete" next time. It'll do better.

 

[Otis]

This is a spinoff thread. Can someone link the original?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Shizzle?

 

[GoFishTN]

There seems to be a lot of that going around.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Sex with the twin's mother down?

 

[SWC]

he probably likes the viqueens so basically who cares what happens take that to the bank brohans

 

[Mr. Retukes]

This is a spinoff thread. Can someone link the original?

It only exists in his mind.

 

[chauncey]

My gf is a massage therapist. Lately she has had this married guy come see her and he keeps telling her he has a lot if pain in his hip flexors and groin area. He also talks throughout the massage asking lots of inappropriate personal questions. She is a professional so she does her job and makes the awkward small talk with this fellow but it is starting to make her uncomfortable. Each visit the awkwardness has escalated. Initially married guy wore tighty whities during the service but most recently he was on the table buck naked when she walked in, and it was obvious he had recently manscaped. She is considering asking him to find another MT. What should she do?

 

[chauncey]

On the plus side married guy set up a massage for his wife. Apparently the wife is an 8.5 on some scale, and it was a very pleasurable session for both. She said the two of them had this connection that she has never felt with another woman. The wife has been back 3 times in the past two weeks and said not to mention to her husband that she had been coming so frequently. I am thinking maybe we should invite the wife over for dinner, we have a hot tub.

 

[Fennis]

This is a spinoff thread. Can someone link the original?

Today I Am Ashamed of My Race

 

[Corporation]

This is a spinoff thread. Can someone link the original?

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=717472

 

[timschochet]

I don't like attention, but allow me to bring exactly that upon myself

you might as well be tim.

 

[timschochet]

I don't like attention, but allow me to bring exactly that upon myself

you might as well be tim.

thats very mean of you. Not to him but to me.

 

[dwarfboy]

This is a spinoff thread. Can someone link the original?

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=717472

Ahhh, funny. I laughed.

 

[Arizona Ron]

... and he keeps saying shizzle all the time.

 

[Wrigley]

Tell him to bang as many chicks as he can while he can

 

[Zow]

he probably likes the viqueens so basically who cares what happens take that to the bank brohans

I used to think you were the coolest guy on this board and the ultimate bro. You were the Great Brobino, the bronnie to my clyde, the broseph with the best looking technicolor brocoat.... but, I see now, you're just some rambling cheesehead.

 

[Zow]

My gf is a massage therapist. Lately she has had this married guy come see her and he keeps telling her he has a lot if pain in his hip flexors and groin area. He also talks throughout the massage asking lots of inappropriate personal questions. She is a professional so she does her job and makes the awkward small talk with this fellow but it is starting to make her uncomfortable. Each visit the awkwardness has escalated. Initially married guy wore tighty whities during the service but most recently he was on the table buck naked when she walked in, and it was obvious he had recently manscaped. She is considering asking him to find another MT. What should she do?

Have sex with his wife.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Make sure you are there when he signs his letter of intent at Jimmy Johns.

And make sure he gets peppers on the side.

 

[Jayrod]

... and he keeps saying shizzle all the time.

fo-rizzle my dizzle

 

[Jayrod]

he probably likes the viqueens so basically who cares what happens take that to the bank brohans

I used to think you were the coolest guy on this board and the ultimate bro. You were the Great Brobino, the bronnie to my clyde, the broseph with the best looking technicolor brocoat.... but, I see now, you're just some rambling cheesehead.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!

 

[flapgreen]

What should I do?

Stop posting

 

[flapgreen]

My gf is a massage therapist. Lately she has had this married guy come see her and he keeps telling her he has a lot if pain in his hip flexors and groin area. He also talks throughout the massage asking lots of inappropriate personal questions. She is a professional so she does her job and makes the awkward small talk with this fellow but it is starting to make her uncomfortable. Each visit the awkwardness has escalated. Initially married guy wore tighty whities during the service but most recently he was on the table buck naked when she walked in, and it was obvious he had recently manscaped. She is considering asking him to find another MT. What should she do?