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My wife is taking tennis lessons -- what should I hide? (1 Viewer)

In all seriousness, this seems like a great way for her to try to get you to play a sport with her. You should ask to join the lessons.

 
Look who's sleeping with your wife

"Women having affairs aren't looking to replicate the feelings in their marriage," says Susan Shapiro Barash, the author of A Passion for More: Wives Reveal the Affairs That Make or Break Their Marriages. "They're looking for what they can't get in a marriage. If you're married to a brain surgeon you don't go for another surgeon—you go for brawn. If you're married to a plumber, you might be drawn to a professor when you go back to school at night."

And if she's shackled to a workaholic, she might be drawn to someone who isn't consumed by ambition.

"I see more women who cheat than men," says Tina Tessina, a psychotherapist and the author of The Commuter Marriage: Keep Your Relationship Close While You're Far Apart. Barash estimates that close to 60 percent of married women have had extramarital sex.

"With men's affairs, it tends to be not enough sex—with women it tends to be not enough attention and interaction," Tessina says. According to Barash, most women feel an "unrelenting need for romance and excitement." And they're not getting them in the half-hour they spend flipping through magazines while you watch The Daily Show every night after the kids go to bed.
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I have a colleague who was a tennis pro for a few years in a Chicago suburban country club. He was forced to quit when he was literally chased out of town by a student's husband and his shotgun. His average student was probably 40 (he was mid 20s at the time) and his "serve percentage" was probably 80%.

But hey, his name isn't "George".

 
Woah. Wait a minute.

Are you guys saying my wife is probably having sex with her tennis coach?????

 
Zow said:
I have a colleague who was a tennis pro for a few years in a Chicago suburban country club. He was forced to quit when he was literally chased out of town by a student's husband and his shotgun. His average student was probably 40 (he was mid 20s at the time) and his "serve percentage" was probably 80%.

But hey, his name isn't "George".
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Well, after you get chased out of town you have to change your name at a minimum!~

 
http://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/sex-relationships/sex-secrets-of-a-personal-trainer-694894

I'VE been a freelance instructor for five years, covering cardiovascular, weights, body toning, nutrition, circuit training and general fitness.

But I soon found there is another element to this job - casual sex.

Since I started this work, I've had sex with dozens of women and I don't think anyone's been hurt - unless one of their husbands found out about it.

When women contact me it's because they're usually unhappy with their body and want to improve it.

So I'm there to get them fitter and build up their confidence. This means that there's a lot of intimacy.

I spend several hours a week in close contact with my clients, either in their homes or on a jogging track, building up their trust and encouraging them.

Naturally, many of them open up and tell you about their life and relationships. I'm their trainer, their friend and, for many, their sexual fantasy.
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