Mystery Pooper at NJ High school turns out to be Superintendent (1 Viewer)

[JuniorGong]

He really pissed away a good job

https://articles.nj.com/monmouth/index.ssf/2018/05/superintendent_out_out_for_job_relieved_himself_un.amp

 

[rockaction]

He really pissed away a good job

https://articles.nj.com/monmouth/index.ssf/2018/05/superintendent_out_out_for_job_relieved_himself_un.amp

Dear Lord, that's borderline sociopathic. 

What a maroon. 

 

[otb_lifer]

pooperintendent 

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Both my HS and collegiate alma maters are mentioned in this article.  Try to contain your amazement.

 

[rockaction]

pooperintendent 

 

[Yankee23Fan]

I guess I should be happy I didn't step in it?

 

[Arizona Ron]

He puts up with kid's #### all year long, it was time to return the favor.

 

[Jobber]

This is the second time a runner was a “mad pooper”. Some woman was caught some time back doing a similar thing while out in her daily jogs. 

 

[JuniorGong]

Paid time off though, not sure how he pulls that crap off

 

[falguy]

Paid time off though, not sure how he pulls that crap off

#### luck, I guess

 

[parasaurolophus]

147k a year right down the toilet.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Guy apparently logged a few miles at that track.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Time to wipe him from the employment rolls.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

What a waste.

 

[Don't Noonan]

I am thinking he may be related to Dentist.  

 

[Parrothead]

New Jersey really is a cesspool

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Apparently 'f 'e ces an opening he takes it.

 

[falguy]

This is the second time a runner was a “mad pooper”

so he's #2?

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

Wonder if any relation to that lady who kept pooping in yards. 

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Apparently 'f 'e ces an opening he takes it.

Wow.  This is pro-level s### right here.  :applause:

 

[falguy]

Apparently 'f 'e ces an opening he takes it.

golfclap

 

[Evilgrin 72]

golfclap

I stood and applauded.  That's one of those where you read it and laugh.  Then you read it again and just admire it.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Guy got caught in a pinch.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I stood and applauded.  That's one of those where you read it and laugh.  Then you read it again and just admire it.

I was worried it was a bit strained.

 

[TheFanatic]

Jogging really takes it out of you...

 

[Parrothead]

just reliving his high school basketball days- "Tramaglini for the deuce"

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I was worried it was a bit strained.

It was genius.

 

[TheFanatic]

This is going to stain his reputation...

 

[Leroy Hoard]

pooperintendent 

LOL

 

[Parrothead]

The school requires you to take a number two PENCIL  

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Maybe he's related to Najeh Davenport?

Per Davenport's Wiki page:

Prior to entering the NFL, Davenport allegedly broke into the dorm room of a Barry University woman and defecated in a laundry basket on April 1, 2002. A woman sleeping in the room told police she was startled by a strange grunting sound and observed Davenport in a squatted position, evacuating his bowels and voiding into a laundry hamper in her closet. In a plea bargain, his felony charge of second-degree burglary and misdemeanor count of criminal mischief were dropped in exchange for his completing 100 hours of community service.Davenport maintained his innocence after the hearing, demanding outside of the courthouse, "Where's the evidence? Where's the manure? I know I didn't do it – I just wanted to get it over with."

During his career, Davenport was given the nicknames "Dookie" and "The Dump Truck." While playing for the Packers, a portable commode was placed inside of his locker during training camp as a rookie hazing prank, and a spirited letter writing campaign to the Green Bay team equipment manager asked in jest that he be issued jersey Number Two for practice.

 

[gianmarco]

This is the 2nd time we've heard of this? I wonder if there will be a turd.

 

[Grace Under Pressure]

Guys, he was just training for the Boston Marathon. Taking a dump during the Boston Marathon is like of rite of passage, requiring months of practice.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Both my HS and collegiate alma maters are mentioned in this article.  Try to contain your amazement.

I think you're full of ####

 

[tri-man 47]

It does look like he's got brown eyes.  #fullofit

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

I could poop a better job than that.

 

[Galileo]

He's on paid leave right now, but certainly he will be relieved of his doodies

 

[Brony]

Is this superintendent janitor or superintendent school district boss (like Chalmers)?  Holy #### what a stupid job title by the way.

 

[Galileo]

Is this superintendent janitor or superintendent school district boss (like Chalmers)?  Holy #### what a stupid job title by the way.

school district boss, but he was not pooping in his own district.  He was at a high school in a nearby district.

 

[Brony]

school district boss, but he was not pooping in his own district.  He was at a high school in a nearby district.

And he pooped on a rival high school track?  When will he learn... Don't #### where you meet. 

 

[PIK95]

When I worked at the post office this same thing happened.  And of course, it was a supervisor who was guilty.

 

[parasaurolophus]

When I worked at the post office this same thing happened.  And of course, it was a supervisor who was guilty.

Please tell me at least once he pooped in a box and marked it guaranteed. 

 

[Ilov80s]

Why was he even at a school he didn't work at? Did he have to drop the kids off?

 

[Johnny Rock]

He should be subject to discharge. What a PoS.

 

[parasaurolophus]

Why was he even at a school he didn't work at? Did he have to drop the kids off?

Runs.

 

[Psychopav]

Bet when he got caught he was ####ting  bricks. With that kind of paid leave, they were probably gold.

 

[RokNRole]

I didn’t know that Dentist moonlighted in education.

 

[jvdesigns2002]

pooperintendent 

If you don't win the day for this--justice is just a myth.  

 

[Johnny Rock]

This is going to stain his reputation...

It Depends. 

 

[Rhythmdoctor]

On a serious note... there has to be some logical reason, right?  Like running just made him have to poop so bad or something to that level.  Right?