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Name something better than a perfect pair of boobs (1 Viewer)

A perfect pair of full eyebrows. Can't wait until all the fashion magazines show us full eyebrows instead of boobs.

 
A perfect ###? :shrug:

And by that I don't mean some of you guys... :P

 
This thread makes me feel guilty. The other night we were at my daughter's Christmas dance recital. My wife was sitting next to me on my right side, with my older daughter next to her. On my left was some mom sitting by herself, wearing a tight sweater, with one of the most amazing chests I have ever seen. I kept turning my head to look at them; I couldn't help it. Hopefully she didn't notice.

 
The correct answer here is: a perfect ###. a perfect mouth. and perfect taco. If I'm gonna dream, I'm gonna dream the whole package. :thumbup:

 
Nice cleanly shaved chooch-box. And I don't know, you're at one of those suites at the Palms? Those things go well with the boobs. Oh and champagne.

 
A nice MLT: a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that.

 
timschochet said:
This thread makes me feel guilty. The other night we were at my daughter's Christmas dance recital. My wife was sitting next to me on my right side, with my older daughter next to her. On my left was some mom sitting by herself, wearing a tight sweater, with one of the most amazing chests I have ever seen. I kept turning my head to look at them; I couldn't help it. Hopefully she didn't notice.
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Your wife of the other woman?

 
timschochet said:
This thread makes me feel guilty. The other night we were at my daughter's Christmas dance recital. My wife was sitting next to me on my right side, with my older daughter next to her. On my left was some mom sitting by herself, wearing a tight sweater, with one of the most amazing chests I have ever seen. I kept turning my head to look at them; I couldn't help it. Hopefully she didn't notice.
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She wants you to notice. That's why she bought them.

 
timschochet said:
This thread makes me feel guilty. The other night we were at my daughter's Christmas dance recital. My wife was sitting next to me on my right side, with my older daughter next to her. On my left was some mom sitting by herself, wearing a tight sweater, with one of the most amazing chests I have ever seen. I kept turning my head to look at them; I couldn't help it. Hopefully she didn't notice.
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At least we can agree on something, Tim. :thumbup:

 
FUBAR said:
George Jefferson Airplane said:
rockaction said:
EYLive said:
Free gasoline for life.
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This is a wildly underrated and unnoticed suggestion. EYLive is often wise. I'll take some imperfect boobs if I'm getting free gasoline from Peru or some other refinery in South America.
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I'll take free boobs over free gas any day.
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they don't stay perfect for life.

EY's gas stays free.
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They do if you rotate 25-year-old chicks. :thumbup:

 
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