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[Slapdash]

other two that I have are calculating correctly.

Anybody got 1457 mediocre SG minutes?

I'd hope there is some support feature.

I'm long mediocre SG minutes...need C or PF.

 

[hagmania]

I'd hope there is some support feature.

I'm long mediocre SG minutes...need C or PF.

Submitted a ticket. If they fix it, I won't need the minutes any longer

 

[Chemical X]

out of country, will try to find time since this is more important than Italy and France.

 

[The Gator]

I assume we add the best 12 we want if we have more than 12? 

 

[Eephus]

Trade:

Eephus gets Noah Vonleh

Moops gets Austin Rivers and Sean Kilpatrick

 

[The Gator]

Do i HAVE to roster a center?

 

[Frostillicus]

in

 

[scoobus]

I assume we add the best 12 we want if we have more than 12? 

Yes pick your best 12, making sure you have enough minutes.

 

[scoobus]

Do i HAVE to roster a center?

You don't HAVE to, but may get dinged some for playing guys there who aren't centers. Most PFs are close to 100% at C though, just click on your big guys and check the position effectiveness.

 

[scoobus]

Trade:

Eephus gets Noah Vonleh

Moops gets Austin Rivers and Sean Kilpatrick

Blockbuster 

 

[Eephus]

Blockbuster 

It allows me not to have to use Kris Humphries so yeah

 

[The Gator]

Alright, registered and IN 

 

[the moops]

i am just about set. i would trade Embiid still. But now i need some C minutes back. So would trade him and his 800 minutes for a solid defensive C with twice as many minutes or something

 

[Abraham]

Just bought my team.  Let me go find the post that has my worthless squad listed in it.

 

[The Gator]

11,800 minutes good/bad/lol?

 

[Charlie Harper]

11,800 minutes good/bad/lol?

48x5x82=19680

 

[The Gator]

48x5x82=19680

all you had to was say bad

that's it, not show me HOW BAD

 

 

[the moops]

Just bought my team.  Let me go find the post that has my worthless squad listed in it.

anyone live near Abe? I'll give you 50 bucks to go give him a throat punch. a gentle one. 

 

[scoobus]

all you had to was say bad

that's it, not show me HOW BAD

 

What happened? Westbrook and Wiggins have like 6,000 by themselves.

 

[The Gator]

What happened? Westbrook and Wiggins have like 6,000 by themselves.

I looked at the wrong column  

23618

KABOOM

 

[Kev4029]

anyone live near Abe? I'll give you 50 bucks to go give him a throat punch. a gentle one. 

If you would have asked me a week ago, I was in Houston which is close enough to Austin (I think that's where he lives, right?) to drive a couple hours to give him a nice throat punch.

 

[Koya]

Looking to upgrade the back court, specifically efficient offense and three pointers... In most cases I could trade two of my guys for one in return if that works. 

Swing Men (SF, SG)

Harrison Barnes - 34 mpg

Spawn of Hardaway, aka The 71 Million Dollar Man - 27

Luc a Moute - 22 

Point Guard (in package deal with a center or swing?)

Reggie Jackson - 17

Tyler Johnson - 27

Ty Lawson - 21

Centers

Mike Muscala - 15

 

[scoobus]

Submitted a ticket. If they fix it, I won't need the minutes any longer

Combined Buddy Hield is now available. @hagmania

 

[hagmania]

Combined Buddy Hield is now available. @hagmania

I have the minutes!$!$!××!!++

Alright, I can commence with being a garbage pail of a team.

 

[Koya]

How many more we need (other than Chem X, who needs to finish up his Euro league season first)

 

[the moops]

I'm stil waiting on a killer offer for Embiid

 

[rodg12]

Help for @Notorious T.R.E. to align divisions from Fantrax standings.  I put the standings into Excel, and assigned a random number to each team.  I then divided the teams into six groups of four in each tier of standings (1-4, 5-8, 9-12, 13-16, 17-20, 21-24) and sorted the tier using the random number from highest to lowest.  Here's what it yielded...

Eastern Conference

Atlantic Division

JB Breakfast Club

Chem X

Scoobus

The Gator

Kraft

Sammy

Central Division

Yo Mama

Jomar

Koya

AOD

Goat Herders (ABE)

8ebok24 (JMON)

Western Conference

Midwest Division

TRE

Eephus

Sparty

No. 16/Charlier Harper

Moops

Slapdash

Pacific Division

Kev

Frosty

Tobias

Roder

Hagmania

Bananafish

Spreadsheet data for reference:

Spoiler

Rk    Team    Points    Random
1    JB Breakfast Club     228.5    0.932087599
2    Yo Mama     210.5    0.427975764
4    NotoriousTRE     200.5    0.241343029
3    Kev4029     203    0.010752076
5    Chemical X     200    0.830379697
8    Jomar     192.5    0.53715002
6    Eephus     196.5    0.504349507
6    Frostilicus     196.5    0.091399285
12    Scoobus     180    0.634907438
9    Koya     186    0.545904622
11    Spartans Rule     183.5    0.370965246
10    Tobias Funke     185    0.22621646
13    The Gator     174    0.949087117
15    Arsenal of Doom     161    0.941685967
13    No. 16     174    0.672766948
16    Rodg12    160    0.193309553
20    Kraft     151    0.960277413
19    Goat Herders     153    0.819248644
18    Moops     154    0.751557396
17    Hagmania     159    0.144749346
24    Sammy3469     121.5    0.829556746
22    8ebok24     144    0.49618595
21    Slapdash     145    0.354817763
23    BananaFish     141    0.04151778
 

 

[Chemical X]

I entered and simmed a home and hme with the GSW.  I won at home 105-102 and lost on the road 104-102.  was winning the road game in the 4th and lost on a dunk by inguodala at the buzzer.

 

[rodg12]

Simmed against GSW, BOS and CLE.  Lost big to GSW and BOS.  Beat CLE.  

 

[Spartans Rule]

Lost a best-of-7 to the Rockets 4-2. Beat the Celtics 4-3 but I gave myself the home court edge and the home team won every game.

 

[Kev4029]

We gotta get this going so we can finish the league before the next draft starts.

@the moops @Eephus @Arsenal of Doom @Slapdash @Sammy3469

I think those are the 5 that still aren't signed up. The five up you should be embarrassed that Abe signed up before you.

 

[Sammy3469]

How the hell do I get in...the 56615 number doesn't seem to be working

 

[Slapdash]

Will sign up this afternoon, sorry guys.

 

[Eephus]

in

 

[the moops]

I'm in

Looking for 20 minutes of PF/C. Depending on who you got, I have Demarre Carroll 23 mpg SG/SF or 20 mpg of Josh Richardson SG/SF

 

[Slapdash]

How the hell do I get in...the 56615 number doesn't seem to be working

Same.  What's up @Notorious T.R.E.

 

[rodg12]

Same.  What's up @Notorious T.R.E.

How the hell do I get in...the 56615 number doesn't seem to be working

Did you guys put NBA in front of it when trying to join?

 

[the moops]

make sure you buy a team first

 

[The Gator]

Will sign up this afternoon, sorry guys.

The Per Mertesacker of registering 

 

[Slapdash]

make sure you buy a team first

  That would be it

 

[Slapdash]

The Per Mertesacker of registering 

I tried!  Just had the dumb

 

[scoobus]

TRADE:

Scoobus sends: Jared Dudley

Slapdash sends: Dion Waiters

 

[scoobus]

Dion!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Slapdash]

In!

 

[Koya]

Who we missing?

Last chance to get a PG (decent to pretty good) or some C/PF minutes (meh, but good defense and efficient)!  Let's get rockin'

 

[hagmania]

So, I feel I've already improved as a coach from last year to this one.

Clicked the Coach's Office link.

 

[Koya]

I do wish you were allowed to have a few additional depth chart settings.  Would be cool to have a first team, second team, defense team, team for when you are down to a final shot or something...

 

[scoobus]

I do wish you were allowed to have a few additional depth chart settings.  Would be cool to have a first team, second team, defense team, team for when you are down to a final shot or something...

Yeah, they could do a lot of things to improve this, but (shockingly) they won't. For the record, your starting lineup will be your crunch time lineup.

 

[Eephus]

I do wish you were allowed to have a few additional depth chart settings.  Would be cool to have a first team, second team, defense team, team for when you are down to a final shot or something...

You can't spell wish without WIS

 

[Kev4029]

I think we are now missing @Arsenal of Doom @Sammy3469