Need Romantic Ideas for a Date Night w/Wife (1 Viewer)

[Peak]

I'm not the most creative or romantic guy out there. Put it this way, our first date was going to Rally's and playing sand volleyball until 1am. I'm planning on setting up one date night a month with the wife and looking for romantic ideas to surprise her. She won't see this coming, as most date nights are a basic restaurant and movie at home.

I have arranged it so my in-laws take our kids for the night, starting around 3pm and pick up around 1pm the next day. Any thoughts/ideas on how to make the best of the time we have? I have set the bar pretty low (not sure why she stayed with me based on the first date), so there's no where to go but up, right?

 

[James Daulton]

Hey honey, I just dropped a pencil, grab if for me will you...

 

[dino259]

First cut a hole in the box.......

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Take her out for Chinese. Slip this fortune into her cookie when she's not looking.

 

[fantasycurse42]

First cut a hole in the box.......

Damn it, **** in box was my recommendation too.

 

[Ilov80s]

Pete is right, you should #### her in her ###.

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

Anal beads

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Naked man.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Pete is right, you should #### her in her ###.

But he said "romantic"...so make sure you call her "baby" while you do it.

 

[Insein]

Take her out for Chinese. Slip this fortune into her cookie when she's not looking.

Sounds like a pain in the ###.

 

[whiskey7]

Take her out for Chinese. Slip this fortune into her cookie when she's not looking.

Sounds like a pain in the ###.

Love hurts

 

[eoMMan]

ATM?

 

[fantasycurse42]

My romantic night:

Back has been bothering me. Just got home, wife says I should go get a massage at the Asian place a few blocks away

She then says her friend sees Bill a 70 year old Asianed man over there, she'll call for the appointment

 

[comfortably numb]

What area do you live in?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I'm sure whatever you do you won't be good enough for her so just don't try all that hard

 

[pantherclub]

Take her to a little place that I call "Pound Town"

 

[Fennis]

threesome with hooker?

 

[Bucky86]

Anybody make an anal sex joke yet?

 

[Fennis]

anal sex

 

[RUSF18]

Anybody make an anal sex joke yet?

Anal sex is not a joke.

 

[jamny]

bowling

 

[ghostguy123]

Tell her you came to a FF website to ask for dating advice.

Panties will drop

 

[Statcruncher]

I'm sure whatever you do you won't be good enough for her so just don't try all that hard

If you do succeed all you've done is raise the bar for the next time and give her the "I remember when you used to take me on romantic dates" ammo.

 

[offdee]

Serious answer: just go to a nice downtown restaurant/bar but grab 2 bar seats so can sit close/touch, have some drinks and just catch up on life. Listen to her (stay off your phone), be empathetic and make her laugh. Just focus on her for a couple hours. Seriously this is all most women really want.

Oh, and then home for anal sex.

 

[Bucky86]

My romantic night:

Back has been bothering me. Just got home, wife says I should go get a massage at the Asian place a few blocks away

She then says her friend sees Bill a 70 year old Asianed man over there, she'll call for the appointment

I'll bet Bill flicks the bean for her friend.

 

[pantherclub]

anal sex is overrated

 

[offdee]

anal sex is overrated

Agreed, but it's romantic.

 

[shadyridr]

Can't believe nobody said anal yet

 

[shadyridr]

My romantic night:

Back has been bothering me. Just got home, wife says I should go get a massage at the Asian place a few blocks away

She then says her friend sees Bill a 70 year old Asianed man over there, she'll call for the appointment

see this guy knows about anal

 

[shadyridr]

My romantic night:

Back has been bothering me. Just got home, wife says I should go get a massage at the Asian place a few blocks away

She then says her friend sees Bill a 70 year old Asianed man over there, she'll call for the appointment

at least someone in this thread is getting anal

 

[Getinthemix]

swing club?

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

Anal beads

Serious answer: Anal beads with hot sauce

 

[fantasycurse42]

My romantic night:

Back has been bothering me. Just got home, wife says I should go get a massage at the Asian place a few blocks away

She then says her friend sees Bill a 70 year old Asianed man over there, she'll call for the appointment

at least someone in this thread is getting anal

Gave me a phenomenal handy

 

[AAABatteries]

Tell her you came to a FF website

 

[Todd Andrews]

How about just some normal sex in the front hole?

You guys are a obsessed.

 

[SWC]

i saw this and told my lady brohanista this thread is not going to turn out like he thinks and then bam cut a hole in the box man you brohans are all right take that to the bank

 

[seahawk 17]

I came in here to post an Anal joke, butt see I am getting old and slow.

Or am I?

 

[Super King]

Anal beads

Serious answer: Anal beads with hot sauce

And make sure when you take them out, to just pretend you're starting a chainsaw.

 

[xulf]

Anal beads

Serious answer: Anal beads with hot sauce

And make sure when you take them out, to just pretend you're starting a chainsaw.

Pretty sure the beads are going in him.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Tell her you want to give her 8 inches and make it hurt.

Then #### her twice and hit her with a brick.

 

[eoMMan]

Serious answer: just go to a nice downtown restaurant/bar but grab 2 bar seats so can sit close/touch, have some drinks and just catch up on life. Listen to her (stay off your phone), be empathetic and make her laugh. Just focus on her for a couple hours. Seriously this is all most women really want.

Oh, and then home for anal sex.

Sorry bud, but staying off the phone should be a given. He's in trouble if he needs reminding of this.

 

[pecorino]

Play Settelrs of Catan or (shrug) Apples to Apples with another couple. Swinging afterward is optional.

 

[James Daulton]

Tell her you want to give her 8 inches and make it hurt.

Then #### her twice and hit her with a brick.

Laughed out loud.

Nicely down you ####ed up clown.

 

[elguapo07]

Take her out shopping to her favorite store to pick out an outfit or something she likes. Head to one of her favorite restaurants for dinner and drinks. Head home for dessert (you went to the bakery earlier in the day to pick up her favorite pastry) and coffee. Check your email for responses to your CraigsList MW4W ad in casual encounters and pick the best one and surprise wifey.

 

[shadyridr]

We're here for the gangbang

 

[Anarchy99]

Find a hot date and let the wife run the camera.

 

[Flying V]

Take her out for Chinese. Slip this fortune into her cookie when she's not looking.

You can't beat the wisdom of Wong Ho.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Haunted House... super dark room... punch in the face?

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Sign up for a one night couples cooking class

Do a couples massage and stay at a B&B

Find a play or show she would like to go see

Plan out a night where you go to a few different places and have small gifts waiting for her at each stop

Stay in, draw her a bath and let her listen to her favorite music while you massage her feat.

With all of these suggestions, end the night by telling her how much you love her right before you have anal.

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

Wine, dine, 69.