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Needed: New Otis (1 Viewer)

I just had relations with my first milf after meeting her out at a bar with some friends. I have absolutely no idea what her name is. Her number is saved in my phone as "Mulva." She's 5'10, former DI athlete. Really cute. Certainly looks better with her clothes on, but that can be said for a couple of the 22 year olds I've dated this year.

I'm no Otis, though. That's like comparing yourself to Gretzky.

 
Rirruto said:
I just had relations with my first milf after meeting her out at a bar with some friends. I have absolutely no idea what her name is. Her number is saved in my phone as "Mulva." She's 5'10, former DI athlete. Really cute. Certainly looks better with her clothes on, but that can be said for a couple of the 22 year olds I've dated this year.

I'm no Otis, though. That's like comparing yourself to Gretzky.
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Rirruto said:
I just had relations with my first milf after meeting her out at a bar with some friends. I have absolutely no idea what her name is. Her number is saved in my phone as "Mulva." She's 5'10, former DI athlete. Really cute. Certainly looks better with her clothes on, but that can be said for a couple of the 22 year olds I've dated this year.

I'm no Otis, though. That's like comparing yourself to Gretzky.
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There's no need for hyperbole bub, Oat's record can stand on its own.

 
I am put in mind of the good people of Pompeii.  They thought Mt. Vesuvius dormant, no longer capable of eruptions, and look what happened to them.  Our Otis is dormant for a small bit of time and folks forget to respect what he is capable of.  They even doubt the memories of their elders as to what it was like when he was active.  The youngsters convince themselves that the stories have grown with time beyond the reality. Myths and legends they say just before being overwhelmed by magma.  Not me.  I keep my eyes open.  Otis' magma is not going to get me. 

 
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The Grizz said:
I'm a long time Otis fan and I know it's big gloves to fill, but here's my resume to become the new Otis.

- 33-year old litigation attorney in Denver

- Recently became truly free and single for the first time in over a decade 

- Received a 9.3 rating on AmIHotorNot.com (in 2003)

- 8+ inch palm to finger span, which exceeds expected hand size based on 6'0" height 

- Engaged in sexual relations with three different women over the past three weeks

- Activated accounts on Tinder and Bumble this week and have had some early success matching and chatting with women online.  Here are three girls that initiated chat with me over the past couple days:  Exhibit A, Exhibit B, and Exhibit C.  I've got a date lined up with the flight attendant next week.  

- Fetish for petite, skinny blondes

- Performs own yard work 
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Just start your own thread.  They will come.  LPT: long hugs are great bait.

 
Rirruto said:
I just had relations with my first milf after meeting her out at a bar with some friends. I have absolutely no idea what her name is. Her number is saved in my phone as "Mulva." She's 5'10, former DI athlete. Really cute. Certainly looks better with her clothes on, but that can be said for a couple of the 22 year olds I've dated this year.

I'm no Otis, though. That's like comparing yourself to Gretzky.
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Can you unpack this a bit?   a 22 y.o. should be prime naked...  breasts and thighs can't be wrecked yet

I just read that mulva was a milf...  so I can see how she might look better clothed...  but the others?

 
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This girl I met earlier this year is coming out to Denver for the weekend.  Yesterday, she called me and said, "I've got a quick question for you.  Are you single?"  I told her that I couldn't be more single than I am now and she said, "Good.  I was hoping to have some fun this weekend."  I'm so hot right now.  

 
The Grizz said:
This girl I met earlier this year is coming out to Denver for the weekend.  Yesterday, she called me and said, "I've got a quick question for you.  Are you single?"  I told her that I couldn't be more single than I am now and she said, "Good.  I was hoping to have some fun this weekend."  I'm so hot right now.  
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Maybe start your own thread and update the title when we have some action on the Flight Attendant.  

 
The Grizz said:
Ah, ####.  Flight Attendant is now texting me trying to meet up at a brewery as I'm on my way to meet up with the Are You Single Visitor.  
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I'm sitting in a running vehicle so that my two infant children can nap. 

 
Ditkaless Wonders said:
I am put in mind of the good people of Pompeii.  They thought Mt. Vesuvius dormant, no longer capable of eruptions, and look what happened to them.  Our Otis is dormant for a small bit of time and folks forget to respect what he is capable of.  They even doubt the memories of their elders as to what it was like when he was active.  The youngsters convince themselves that the stories have grown with time beyond the reality. Myths and legends they say just before being overwhelmed by magma.  Not me.  I keep my eyes open.  Otis' magma is not going to get me. 
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:lmao:  

 
Ditkaless Wonders said:
I am put in mind of the good people of Pompeii.  They thought Mt. Vesuvius dormant, no longer capable of eruptions, and look what happened to them.  Our Otis is dormant for a small bit of time and folks forget to respect what he is capable of.  They even doubt the memories of their elders as to what it was like when he was active.  The youngsters convince themselves that the stories have grown with time beyond the reality. Myths and legends they say just before being overwhelmed by magma.  Not me.  I keep my eyes open.  Otis' magma is not going to get me. 




 
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I don't know, seems like you got Otis magma facial.    

 
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