Neighbor/tree advice needed (1 Viewer)

[Clown Car]

I think that is sage advice given this neighbor's background. Hate to have you turn out to be number two under the floorboards.

I could end up a headline in the "things that only happen in fl" thread. 

 

[ChiefD]

The Shark Move would be to have sex with his Schwanns delivery person. 

Not a good idea. She would get pregnant and would deliver twins, a box of ice cream sandwiches, and a deluxe bag of chicken nuggets.

 

[NotSmart]

I could end up a headline in the "things that only happen in fl" thread. 

I think this thread topic/story already qualifies as something that only happens in FL.

 

[popeye]

Order a pizza yesterday and the girl who delivered was in yoga pants.  Very pleasing.

I suggest you wear yoga pants and knock on your neighbor's door.

 

[Clown Car]

Order a pizza yesterday and the girl who delivered was in yoga pants.  Very pleasing.

I suggest you wear yoga pants and knock on your neighbor's door.

I appreciate the vote of confidence but no one wants to see that. 

 

[RokNRole]

I appreciate the vote of confidence but no one wants to see that. 

A mentally challenged person might.

 

[Chemical X]

You can cut anything that is on (or hangs over) your property. I live on a golf course, and they have 4-5 trees that are right against my fence. I have to trim them every couple of years. 

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[Clown Car]

A mentally challenged person might.

And he's like 400 pounds. So I might be pretty hot to him. 

 

[RokNRole]

And he's like 400 pounds. So I might be pretty hot to him. 

This should go on the HFCS thread

 

[RokNRole]

Legit question

If you have to trim your neighbor or local putt putts trees hanging over your property lines do you have to pay for it yourself or can you bill them for your troubles?

 

[Clown Car]

Legit question

If you have to trim your neighbor or local putt putts trees hanging over your property lines do you have to pay for it yourself or can you bill them for your troubles?

Anything over your property is your problem. Last summer a tree fell on my side of the fence onto the other neighbors yard. He was so mad that he had to take care of it. The kids and I helped a little but he got his friends to come and he did his side and I did mine. I did call the city to send the yard waste truck for us both. 

 

[Doctor Detroit]

You can cut anything that is on (or hangs over) your property. I live on a golf course, and they have 4-5 trees that are right against my fence. I have to trim them every couple of years. 

Yeah it's pretty much like that everywhere.  My neighbors were #####ing about my trees hanging above their house and I showed them the state and county statutes, and told them they were welcome to trim anything hanging on their property because technically they are theirs.  They still won't talk to me and called the county on my dog to try to get back at me.  Oh well, #### them.

Now the mother in the basement is another story, that seems like something you should call the SSA about. 

Also consider calling @eoMMan he can go over and give the guy daily temperature updates as soon as he gets back from Nashville. 

 

[RokNRole]

Yeah it's pretty much like that everywhere.  My neighbors were #####ing about my trees hanging above their house and I showed them the state and county statutes, and told them they were welcome to trim anything hanging on their property because technically they are theirs.  They still won't talk to me and called the county on my dog to try to get back at me.  Oh well, #### them.

Now the mother in the basement is another story, that seems like something you should call the SSA about. 

Also consider calling @eoMMan he can go over and give the guy daily temperature updates as soon as he gets back from Nashville. 

I wouldn't talk to you again either.

 

[eoMMan]

Yeah it's pretty much like that everywhere.  My neighbors were #####ing about my trees hanging above their house and I showed them the state and county statutes, and told them they were welcome to trim anything hanging on their property because technically they are theirs.  They still won't talk to me and called the county on my dog to try to get back at me.  Oh well, #### them.

Now the mother in the basement is another story, that seems like something you should call the SSA about. 

Also consider calling @eoMMan he can go over and give the guy daily temperature updates as soon as he gets back from Nashville. 

You are so odd.  What is wrong with you?

 

[Mr. Mojo]

If he's running around wearing a mother-like wig and carrying a big knife, you'd better move out of there fast.

 

[kentric]

Contact the town (in writing) and explain how you believe it represents a hazardous situation.

On a side note, my neighbor to the back of my house requested that his neighbor remove a dead tree that was hanging over my neighbor's garage.  The tree was never removed and a large branch ended up destroying the roof of my neighbor's garage.  He was not happy.  

 

[SWC]

The Shark Move would be to have sex with his Schwanns delivery person. 

make the arborist and schwanns guy have sex together and steal there saws and ice cream bam another riddle solved by the old swcer take that to the bank bromigos 

 

[Thunderlips]

make the arborist and schwanns guy have sex together and steal there saws and ice cream bam another riddle solved by the old swcer take that to the bank bromigos 

That's why this guy is an Executive Level Footballguy. 

 

[Clown Car]

That's why this guy is an Executive Level Footballguy. 

I'm just so honored he posted in my thread.