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I'd like to apologize to everyone in the FBG tournament that I've beaten. Which is everybody I've played, except Tecumseh. There's another person with only one loss, Humuna. His loss was to me. There was another one with one loss, but then he lost to me, too. So I'd like to give Tecumseh some much deserved credit for doing the unthinkable. If anyone is looking for a challenge, I will beat you three consecutive games on a map and setup of my choosing. We'll use the same map and setup each time, and you can take time between them to practice. The first game I won't even move on the first turn, and I'll play left handed. First come, first served.
Hmm, I think I'm beating Sidewinder, who beat Tecumseh, who beat you. So 3 games in a row, maybe I could beat you once or twice :wall:
 
I'd like to apologize to everyone in the FBG tournament that I've beaten. Which is everybody I've played, except Tecumseh. There's another person with only one loss, Humuna. His loss was to me. There was another one with one loss, but then he lost to me, too. So I'd like to give Tecumseh some much deserved credit for doing the unthinkable. If anyone is looking for a challenge, I will beat you three consecutive games on a map and setup of my choosing. We'll use the same map and setup each time, and you can take time between them to practice. The first game I won't even move on the first turn, and I'll play left handed. First come, first served.
Thank God you lost to someone. Start your challenge, plz.
I'd like to apologize to everyone in the FBG tournament that I've beaten. Which is everybody I've played, except Tecumseh. There's another person with only one loss, Humuna. His loss was to me. There was another one with one loss, but then he lost to me, too. So I'd like to give Tecumseh some much deserved credit for doing the unthinkable. If anyone is looking for a challenge, I will beat you three consecutive games on a map and setup of my choosing. We'll use the same map and setup each time, and you can take time between them to practice. The first game I won't even move on the first turn, and I'll play left handed. First come, first served.
Hmm, I think I'm beating Sidewinder, who beat Tecumseh, who beat you. So 3 games in a row, maybe I could beat you once or twice :goodposting:
what are your handles/emails?
 
I'd like to apologize to everyone in the FBG tournament that I've beaten. Which is everybody I've played, except Tecumseh. There's another person with only one loss, Humuna. His loss was to me. There was another one with one loss, but then he lost to me, too. So I'd like to give Tecumseh some much deserved credit for doing the unthinkable. If anyone is looking for a challenge, I will beat you three consecutive games on a map and setup of my choosing. We'll use the same map and setup each time, and you can take time between them to practice. The first game I won't even move on the first turn, and I'll play left handed. First come, first served.
Thank God you lost to someone. Start your challenge, plz.
I'd like to apologize to everyone in the FBG tournament that I've beaten. Which is everybody I've played, except Tecumseh. There's another person with only one loss, Humuna. His loss was to me. There was another one with one loss, but then he lost to me, too. So I'd like to give Tecumseh some much deserved credit for doing the unthinkable. If anyone is looking for a challenge, I will beat you three consecutive games on a map and setup of my choosing. We'll use the same map and setup each time, and you can take time between them to practice. The first game I won't even move on the first turn, and I'll play left handed. First come, first served.
Hmm, I think I'm beating Sidewinder, who beat Tecumseh, who beat you. So 3 games in a row, maybe I could beat you once or twice :goodposting:
what are your handles/emails?
Guderian. You've played me, I'll be on your list.
 
I'd like to apologize to everyone in the FBG tournament that I've beaten. Which is everybody I've played, except Tecumseh. There's another person with only one loss, Humuna. His loss was to me. There was another one with one loss, but then he lost to me, too. So I'd like to give Tecumseh some much deserved credit for doing the unthinkable. If anyone is looking for a challenge, I will beat you three consecutive games on a map and setup of my choosing. We'll use the same map and setup each time, and you can take time between them to practice. The first game I won't even move on the first turn, and I'll play left handed. First come, first served.
Thank God you lost to someone. Start your challenge, plz.
I'd like to apologize to everyone in the FBG tournament that I've beaten. Which is everybody I've played, except Tecumseh. There's another person with only one loss, Humuna. His loss was to me. There was another one with one loss, but then he lost to me, too. So I'd like to give Tecumseh some much deserved credit for doing the unthinkable. If anyone is looking for a challenge, I will beat you three consecutive games on a map and setup of my choosing. We'll use the same map and setup each time, and you can take time between them to practice. The first game I won't even move on the first turn, and I'll play left handed. First come, first served.
Hmm, I think I'm beating Sidewinder, who beat Tecumseh, who beat you. So 3 games in a row, maybe I could beat you once or twice :goodposting:
what are your handles/emails?
fbg - gaspumper
 
I'd like to apologize to everyone in the FBG tournament that I've beaten. Which is everybody I've played, except Tecumseh. There's another person with only one loss, Humuna. His loss was to me. There was another one with one loss, but then he lost to me, too. So I'd like to give Tecumseh some much deserved credit for doing the unthinkable. If anyone is looking for a challenge, I will beat you three consecutive games on a map and setup of my choosing. We'll use the same map and setup each time, and you can take time between them to practice. The first game I won't even move on the first turn, and I'll play left handed. First come, first served.
Hmm, I think I'm beating Sidewinder, who beat Tecumseh, who beat you. So 3 games in a row, maybe I could beat you once or twice :mellow:
First game complete. Left handed typing was difficult. I accidentally moved on the first turn so I didn't move on the second (it didn't affect game play). 11 turns.
 
I'd like to apologize to everyone in the FBG tournament that I've beaten. Which is everybody I've played, except Tecumseh. There's another person with only one loss, Humuna. His loss was to me. There was another one with one loss, but then he lost to me, too. So I'd like to give Tecumseh some much deserved credit for doing the unthinkable. If anyone is looking for a challenge, I will beat you three consecutive games on a map and setup of my choosing. We'll use the same map and setup each time, and you can take time between them to practice. The first game I won't even move on the first turn, and I'll play left handed. First come, first served.
Hmm, I think I'm beating Sidewinder, who beat Tecumseh, who beat you. So 3 games in a row, maybe I could beat you once or twice :mellow:
First game complete. Left handed typing was difficult. I accidentally moved on the first turn so I didn't move on the second (it didn't affect game play). 11 turns.
Meh, I've got your weird 10 army neutrals game down, never played it before so it doesn't count. Plus you cheated by moving the first turn.
 
I'd like to apologize to everyone in the FBG tournament that I've beaten. Which is everybody I've played, except Tecumseh. There's another person with only one loss, Humuna. His loss was to me. There was another one with one loss, but then he lost to me, too. So I'd like to give Tecumseh some much deserved credit for doing the unthinkable. If anyone is looking for a challenge, I will beat you three consecutive games on a map and setup of my choosing. We'll use the same map and setup each time, and you can take time between them to practice. The first game I won't even move on the first turn, and I'll play left handed. First come, first served.
Hmm, I think I'm beating Sidewinder, who beat Tecumseh, who beat you. So 3 games in a row, maybe I could beat you once or twice :lmao:
First game complete. Left handed typing was difficult. I accidentally moved on the first turn so I didn't move on the second (it didn't affect game play). 11 turns.
Meh, I've got your weird 10 army neutrals game down, never played it before so it doesn't count. Plus you cheated by moving the first turn.
That's why you get three tries
 
guderian- post a link to first game plz
It's not that interesting. All about placement. Get 2 territories next to each other, since you only get 5 armies per turn and all the neutrals are 10 strong. Combine the 2 territories, profit.
Clearly a mistake playing left handed and skipping the first turn after allowing you to give a detailed scouting report. He got an ideal draw and I unfortunately did not. Well played.
 
guderian- post a link to first game plz
It's not that interesting. All about placement. Get 2 territories next to each other, since you only get 5 armies per turn and all the neutrals are 10 strong. Combine the 2 territories, profit.
Clearly a mistake playing left handed and skipping the first turn after allowing you to give a detailed scouting report. He got an ideal draw and I unfortunately did not. Well played.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I got an ideal draw? And you didn't? Please. You're a master of disinformation, Bfred. Set another one up if you're not too scared now that I've seen your setup.
 
guderian- post a link to first game plz
It's not that interesting. All about placement. Get 2 territories next to each other, since you only get 5 armies per turn and all the neutrals are 10 strong. Combine the 2 territories, profit.
Clearly a mistake playing left handed and skipping the first turn after allowing you to give a detailed scouting report. He got an ideal draw and I unfortunately did not. Well played.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I got an ideal draw? And you didn't? Please. You're a master of disinformation, Bfred. Set another one up if you're not too scared now that I've seen your setup.
No, I was talking about TFC. Of course I got an ideal draw against you. I knew the map. That's why I played left handed and took a turn off. I made my first attack on the third move of the game to give you a chance to catch up. I just wasn't aware of the level of collusion going on once I opened the offer up in this thread. Shameful actually.
 
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guderian- post a link to first game plz
It's not that interesting. All about placement. Get 2 territories next to each other, since you only get 5 armies per turn and all the neutrals are 10 strong. Combine the 2 territories, profit.
Clearly a mistake playing left handed and skipping the first turn after allowing you to give a detailed scouting report. He got an ideal draw and I unfortunately did not. Well played.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I got an ideal draw? And you didn't? Please. You're a master of disinformation, Bfred. Set another one up if you're not too scared now that I've seen your setup.
No, I was talking about TFC. Of course I got an ideal draw against you. I knew the map. That's why I played left handed and took a turn off. I made my first attack on the third move of the game to give you a chance to catch up. I just wasn't aware of the level of collusion going on once I opened the offer up in this thread. Shameful actually.
Dude... :lmao: And you not only took advantage of my not knowing your map, you "pretended" to make a mistake and move on the first turn. No wonder you haven't set up a rematch. Wuss.
 
And you not only took advantage of my not knowing your map, you "pretended" to make a mistake and move on the first turn. No wonder you haven't set up a rematch. Wuss.
I did set up rematches. I just set them up for the wrong guy. I created gaspumper two and three immediately, because I forgot which one of you I was playing. I couldn't figure out why you hadn't joined. And you can look back at the moves - I didn't gain a single thing by moving the first turn instead of the second. And I literally didn't attack until turn three, and you still surrendered in 11 moves, so let's not act like you were close. I thought that was more than fair as a way to make up for the fact that you didn't know the map. But if you don't, I guess you could just go ahead and pick a map you like better and beat me three straight like I'm about to do to you. In fact, just try to beat me one game where you don't make a move on turn one.
 
And you not only took advantage of my not knowing your map, you "pretended" to make a mistake and move on the first turn. No wonder you haven't set up a rematch. Wuss.
I did set up rematches. I just set them up for the wrong guy. I created gaspumper two and three immediately, because I forgot which one of you I was playing. I couldn't figure out why you hadn't joined. And you can look back at the moves - I didn't gain a single thing by moving the first turn instead of the second. And I literally didn't attack until turn three, and you still surrendered in 11 moves, so let's not act like you were close. I thought that was more than fair as a way to make up for the fact that you didn't know the map. But if you don't, I guess you could just go ahead and pick a map you like better and beat me three straight like I'm about to do to you. In fact, just try to beat me one game where you don't make a move on turn one.
As soon as you beat me that way, I'll take you up on it. Love the Nerd/Ego schtick, though.
 
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And you not only took advantage of my not knowing your map, you "pretended" to make a mistake and move on the first turn. No wonder you haven't set up a rematch. Wuss.
I did set up rematches. I just set them up for the wrong guy. I created gaspumper two and three immediately, because I forgot which one of you I was playing. I couldn't figure out why you hadn't joined. And you can look back at the moves - I didn't gain a single thing by moving the first turn instead of the second. And I literally didn't attack until turn three, and you still surrendered in 11 moves, so let's not act like you were close. I thought that was more than fair as a way to make up for the fact that you didn't know the map. But if you don't, I guess you could just go ahead and pick a map you like better and beat me three straight like I'm about to do to you. In fact, just try to beat me one game where you don't make a move on turn one.
As soon as you beat me that way, I'll take you up on it.
Fine, feel free to amend that with "don't attack anything on your first turn and don't move on your second turn".
 
I see you joined our game. I give you 20 moves until you surrender, or 25 until I eliminate you completely. Start the clock.

 
I see you joined our game. I give you 20 moves until you surrender, or 25 until I eliminate you completely. Start the clock.
It appears guderian has opted for "until I eliminate you completely", but it's still looking like under 20.
17 turns to elimination with him taunting me "you wuss, you could have taken me out that turn" and "FYI, I hate you. I hope Gaspumper kicks your ###".
 
I see you joined our game. I give you 20 moves until you surrender, or 25 until I eliminate you completely. Start the clock.
It appears guderian has opted for "until I eliminate you completely", but it's still looking like under 20.
17 turns to elimination with him taunting me "you wuss, you could have taken me out that turn" and "FYI, I hate you. I hope Gaspumper kicks your ###".
I still hope Gaspumper kicks your ###. Your bloated ego needs to be deflated, but I'm not the best at one on one. Gas, Humana and Tecumseh, and I've probably forgotten others are. But stroke your epeen while you can.
 
I see you joined our game. I give you 20 moves until you surrender, or 25 until I eliminate you completely. Start the clock.
It appears guderian has opted for "until I eliminate you completely", but it's still looking like under 20.
17 turns to elimination with him taunting me "you wuss, you could have taken me out that turn" and "FYI, I hate you. I hope Gaspumper kicks your ###".
I still hope Gaspumper kicks your ###. Your bloated ego needs to be deflated, but I'm not the best at one on one. Gas, Humana and Tecumseh, and I've probably forgotten others are. But stroke your epeen while you can.
He just beat me again. Maybe you can get me on your third try.
 
I see you joined our game. I give you 20 moves until you surrender, or 25 until I eliminate you completely. Start the clock.
It appears guderian has opted for "until I eliminate you completely", but it's still looking like under 20.
17 turns to elimination with him taunting me "you wuss, you could have taken me out that turn" and "FYI, I hate you. I hope Gaspumper kicks your ###".
I still hope Gaspumper kicks your ###. Your bloated ego needs to be deflated, but I'm not the best at one on one. Gas, Humana and Tecumseh, and I've probably forgotten others are.

But stroke your epeen while you can.
He just beat me again. Maybe you can get me on your third try.
Excellent... Him beating you is enough for me if it gets you to shut up about how awesome you are.

 
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Just thought you'd like to know. :pickle:

 
I think I'm the best player at FBGs, but I can't think of any way to prove it.
I started an FBG tourney and sent invites to everyone on my list that I could identify. If you didn't get an invite we can still add you.
FBG tourney update- bf off to a fast start at 3-0, with Humuna and Dragons right behind at 2-0.
I'd like to apologize to everyone in the FBG tournament that I've beaten. Which is everybody I've played, except Tecumseh. There's another person with only one loss, Humuna. His loss was to me. There was another one with one loss, but then he lost to me, too. So I'd like to give Tecumseh some much deserved credit for doing the unthinkable.
Thank God you lost to someone.
Thank you to TFC a.k.a. Gaspumper for setting up the tournament. We used TFC's rules and map choice, and I believe we played. TFC, can you remind the viewing audience of the results of our game? And since you're running this tournament, can you give us an update on the standings? I'll help you get started. Tournament Standings1. bostonfred <-- note how position in tournament indicates that if there can, in fact, be only one, it's me.2. guy that bostonfred beat3. guy that bostonfred beat...TheFutureChamps <-- note how username indicates that you are not, in fact, the current champs
 
I think I'm the best player at FBGs, but I can't think of any way to prove it.
FBG tourney update- bf off to a fast start at 3-0, with Humuna and Dragons right behind at 2-0.
I'd like to apologize to everyone in the FBG tournament that I've beaten. Which is everybody I've played, except Tecumseh. There's another person with only one loss, Humuna. His loss was to me. There was another one with one loss, but then he lost to me, too. So I'd like to give Tecumseh some much deserved credit for doing the unthinkable.
Thank God you lost to someone.
Thank you to TFC a.k.a. Gaspumper for setting up the tournament. We used TFC's rules and map choice, and I believe we played. TFC, can you remind the viewing audience of the results of our game? And since you're running this tournament, can you give us an update on the standings? I'll help you get started. Tournament Standings

1. bostonfred <-- note how position in tournament indicates that if there can, in fact, be only one, it's me.

2. guy that bostonfred beat

3. guy that bostonfred beat

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. Guy that beat BF :wub: :

 
I'm real late to the party, but I wanted to thank Addai's Adidas and everyone who posted in the thread, because otherwise I never would have checked outt his fantastic game. I've been playing it for about a week now and I think I might have even had a pretty serious dream about it.

Although I beat the singleplayer games fairly easily (with some initial trouble on the fourth one until I figured out the airlifts and doped out that you needed to help the Soviets), I really struggled with Challenge 1, finally beating it this morning after about 10-15 tries. Thank goodness, as it was taking over my life. I think I saw a few semi-boasts here that Challenge 1 was easy, but it's not. Having played it multiple times (including continuing to play even when I was clearly toast to try to learn from the experience), and having also surrendered a few times and reviewed history of completed games to get a feel for the bots' behavior, etc., I can definitively say that there is a huge luck factor. If you're near two of the AI teams to start, forget it. And where you start is absolutely huge, as some of the studs in this thread have pointed out very well. After playing through some scenarios and seeing some posters extol the virtues of an Africa or Asia start, I finally decided that starting somewhere in the U.S. was the best way for me to win. In case anyone's interested in details, I wrapped up the Western U.S., then Central America, then the Eastern U.S., while holding off one AI player who was trying to get Canada. Then I cleaned him out, and luckily no one had come past my border checkpoints in Panama and Cuba. Another AI player kept bombarding my garrison in Hawaii from Japan (attention timschochet - - historical parallel?), but I held that off. Once I had Canada secured, I easily shoved a third AI player out of South America (luckily, he wasn't too entrenched), and then maintained a 25-30 strength forward-deployed force in Hawaii and another of about 30 in Anadyr while I invaded Greenland. From there, it was just a rollicking blast as I destroyed the AI teams, eliminating all six of them. I finished with a 746-strength army in Irkutsk, crushing the last resistance. Damn, does that feel good.

Now, if another AI had been in South America and come north, or had invaded Hawaii early, I would have had no chance. And the AIs actually battled each other and were evenly spaced out, so the teammates couldn't help each other to any great effect. As I mentioned, no AI was eliminated until I got around to doing the very fun work myself, six times.

I'm pretty sure that taking the U.S. + Central America, then Canada, is a very valid pathway to beating Challenge 1. Any luck at all as far as AI placement, and soon enough you'll have a 25-army bonus every turn, 29 after you take South America.

I'm not sure if I'm going to try Challenge 2 or not. I might be ready to sign up and do some multiplayer stuff with other FBGs if people are still playing, though. Thanks again to the threadstarter and everyone - - this has been a total blast.

 
I'm real late to the party, but I wanted to thank Addai's Adidas and everyone who posted in the thread, because otherwise I never would have checked outt his fantastic game. I've been playing it for about a week now and I think I might have even had a pretty serious dream about it. Although I beat the singleplayer games fairly easily (with some initial trouble on the fourth one until I figured out the airlifts and doped out that you needed to help the Soviets), I really struggled with Challenge 1, finally beating it this morning after about 10-15 tries. Thank goodness, as it was taking over my life. I think I saw a few semi-boasts here that Challenge 1 was easy, but it's not. Having played it multiple times (including continuing to play even when I was clearly toast to try to learn from the experience), and having also surrendered a few times and reviewed history of completed games to get a feel for the bots' behavior, etc., I can definitively say that there is a huge luck factor. If you're near two of the AI teams to start, forget it. And where you start is absolutely huge, as some of the studs in this thread have pointed out very well. After playing through some scenarios and seeing some posters extol the virtues of an Africa or Asia start, I finally decided that starting somewhere in the U.S. was the best way for me to win. In case anyone's interested in details, I wrapped up the Western U.S., then Central America, then the Eastern U.S., while holding off one AI player who was trying to get Canada. Then I cleaned him out, and luckily no one had come past my border checkpoints in Panama and Cuba. Another AI player kept bombarding my garrison in Hawaii from Japan (attention timschochet - - historical parallel?), but I held that off. Once I had Canada secured, I easily shoved a third AI player out of South America (luckily, he wasn't too entrenched), and then maintained a 25-30 strength forward-deployed force in Hawaii and another of about 30 in Anadyr while I invaded Greenland. From there, it was just a rollicking blast as I destroyed the AI teams, eliminating all six of them. I finished with a 746-strength army in Irkutsk, crushing the last resistance. Damn, does that feel good. Now, if another AI had been in South America and come north, or had invaded Hawaii early, I would have had no chance. And the AIs actually battled each other and were evenly spaced out, so the teammates couldn't help each other to any great effect. As I mentioned, no AI was eliminated until I got around to doing the very fun work myself, six times. I'm pretty sure that taking the U.S. + Central America, then Canada, is a very valid pathway to beating Challenge 1. Any luck at all as far as AI placement, and soon enough you'll have a 25-army bonus every turn, 29 after you take South America. I'm not sure if I'm going to try Challenge 2 or not. I might be ready to sign up and do some multiplayer stuff with other FBGs if people are still playing, though. Thanks again to the threadstarter and everyone - - this has been a total blast.
I posted some extensive info on beating challenge 2. TexasFan aka Guderian has another strategy as well. Agreed, Challenge 1 depends on placement.Join us for multiplayer. It's far more interesting than the AI. Post your handle/name here, or send one of us a pm.
 
bostonfred said:
I'd like to apologize to everyone in the FBG tournament that I've beaten. Which is everybody I've played, except Tecumseh. There's another person with only one loss, Humuna. His loss was to me. There was another one with one loss, but then he lost to me, too. So I'd like to give Tecumseh some much deserved credit for doing the unthinkable. If anyone is looking for a challenge, I will beat you three consecutive games on a map and setup of my choosing. We'll use the same map and setup each time, and you can take time between them to practice. The first game I won't even move on the first turn, and I'll play left handed. First come, first served.
Post your game settings?Do you play other people's maps and rules?
 
As long as the starting # of armies make for a jump start to expansion, I'm starting to like playing without reinforcement cards. The tourney turned me on to it big time.

 

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