fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
On another note... When there is snow in the streets, you really get to see how much dog piss is out there. My entire neighborhood is covered in yellow snow.
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fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
For like a two week stretch last month, there was a new dog #### on my block almost daily.
It got to the point where I was basically following every dog owner walking with their dog on my block and just watching them, not discrete at all, obnoxiously watching. I've got it narrowed down to 3 people, but as of now there hasn't been poop on the block in a few weeks.
If I actually caught the person in the act, I'm walking right up to them, taking a picture of them on my phone, and posting it everywhere in my neighborhood.
The penalties for not curbing a dog should be much more severe:
1st offense - $1,000
2nd offense - $5,000
3rd offense - $10,000 and 500 hours community service
4th offense - death penalty
It got to the point where I was basically following every dog owner walking with their dog on my block and just watching them, not discrete at all, obnoxiously watching. I've got it narrowed down to 3 people, but as of now there hasn't been poop on the block in a few weeks.
If I actually caught the person in the act, I'm walking right up to them, taking a picture of them on my phone, and posting it everywhere in my neighborhood.
The penalties for not curbing a dog should be much more severe:
1st offense - $1,000
2nd offense - $5,000
3rd offense - $10,000 and 500 hours community service
4th offense - death penalty
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Jayrod
Footballguy
Why don't people just let them poop in their own yards?
El Floppo
Footballguy
El Floppo
Footballguy
I hope your friend is ok, nick.
I'm sure there have been, but I haven't caught the news- any updates on exactly why the woman was between the gates?
again- I got the impression that it was stop and go traffic on that road and that maybe she just kept going instead of leaving the tracks clear (even though there wasn't any train or warning probably when she made the decision)... like blocking the box in an intersection.
either way- that, or making a run for it when the lights were flashing... just a cataclysmically terrible, terrible decision.
Reaper
Footballguy
Sometimes I walk around Gramercy Park and the whole place smells like Intense Dog Piss....
Kinda ruins the whole beautiful picture....
El Floppo
Footballguy
anybody else notice this, or just me?
it's like dog owners get the impression that snow-weather parking rules forgiveness also means picking up your dog's poop forgiveness.
El Floppo
Footballguy
Reaper
Footballguy
Long Island.... We have Use of an apt on 20th tho so, I'm often wandering around Gramercy, Union sq on the weekends...
Dying to try out that Flatiron Room - Whiskey place - Maybe Saturday night!!!
Sammy3469
Footballguy
The news this morning said she was stopped on the tracks, the gate came down, she got out to see what hit her car, realized what was happening and then went forward instead of backing up. Apparently that's from the driver in the car behind her. Something seems amiss with the timing there though, so I'm not sure it's entirely accurate either.
El Floppo
Footballguy
yeah- heard the same story from the guy behind her.
I'm trying to figure out why/how she was stopped on the tracks in the first place.
Nick Vermeil
Footballguy
jamny
Footballguy
Grew up in Ridgewood, Queens. Live the next town over now.
The old hood is really making a comeback!
The old hood is really making a comeback!
El Floppo
Footballguy
jamny
Footballguy
Someone posted that once (maybe you?) when I mentioned Ridgewood before. Love it!
and yes...many times!
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
I've been thinking about this post all week.
FML, GFD.
Going to NYC will never be the same.
Nick Vermeil
Footballguy
Any chance the city ever picks up trash again? 4 pickups in a row have been a no show.
shadyridr
Footballguy
my recycled cardboard is fused to the ice pile outside
Jayrod
Footballguy
Nick Vermeil
Footballguy
Living in the country is rough floppo.
Nick Vermeil
Footballguy
So because I'm having a totally jinxed 2015 so far, my reservation is canceled because the restaurant had a fire and is now closed for a few weeks. Sorry to the owners there, I shouldn't have shared my luck with you.
What are the odds of finding a reservation now for V.D.? Ooof.
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
El Floppo
Footballguy
nice- where?
(more chaises per sq/ft than what I'd like normally... but there >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bryant Park/EVil)
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
Miami, business trip...
Basically had about 2 hours worth of work stuff to do and 4 days of beach/pool.
Heading back tonight
Wife sent me this picture; http://i.imgur.com/bTLoe3N.jpg
Basically had about 2 hours worth of work stuff to do and 4 days of beach/pool.
Heading back tonight
Wife sent me this picture; http://i.imgur.com/bTLoe3N.jpg
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Miami, business trip...
Basically had about 2 hours worth of work stuff to do and 4 days of beach/pool.
Heading back tonight
Wife sent me this picture; http://i.imgur.com/bTLoe3N.jpg
I walk past that every day.
El Floppo
Footballguy
oh... I ride past that every day- never noticed. too busy avoiding dying (I got doored last week on that block)Miami, business trip...
Basically had about 2 hours worth of work stuff to do and 4 days of beach/pool.
Heading back tonight
Wife sent me this picture; http://i.imgur.com/bTLoe3N.jpg
I walk past that every day.
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Hopped off the M42 bus earlier this week and took about two steps before I realized I left my laptop bag on the bench seat (6:30 a.m., half empty bus). Bus was long gone and no cabs in sight. So I hoofed it over to Port Authority and reported it. They have a dispatch guy there loading the bus, he questioned each bus driver. "Dude, it was an Asian bus driver...how many of those you got?" 'Two. Beard or no beard?' "No beard" So they figure out which bus no beard Asian guy is driving and radio him. No bag. AYFKM? This is like a half hour after I left my bag in the bus.oh... I ride past that every day- never noticed. too busy avoiding dying (I got doored last week on that block)Miami, business trip...
Basically had about 2 hours worth of work stuff to do and 4 days of beach/pool.
Heading back tonight
Wife sent me this picture; http://i.imgur.com/bTLoe3N.jpg
I walk past that every day.
Six week old MacBook Air in there. FMTT. Locked through the findmyiPhone app.
I was bummed out all day. When I got home my doorman stopped me. "Mr. Layne, some guy dropped this off earlier", handed me back my bag, all contents safe and sound.
Good job, NYC samaritan.
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
A lot of good samaritans in the city... I'd say the odds are prob 1 in 3ish to get a call or returned item.Hopped off the M42 bus earlier this week and took about two steps before I realized I left my laptop bag on the bench seat (6:30 a.m., half empty bus). Bus was long gone and no cabs in sight. So I hoofed it over to Port Authority and reported it. They have a dispatch guy there loading the bus, he questioned each bus driver. "Dude, it was an Asian bus driver...how many of those you got?" 'Two. Beard or no beard?' "No beard" So they figure out which bus no beard Asian guy is driving and radio him. No bag. AYFKM? This is like a half hour after I left my bag in the bus.oh... I ride past that every day- never noticed. too busy avoiding dying (I got doored last week on that block)Miami, business trip...
Basically had about 2 hours worth of work stuff to do and 4 days of beach/pool.
Heading back tonight
Wife sent me this picture; http://i.imgur.com/bTLoe3N.jpg
Six week old MacBook Air in there. FMTT. Locked through the findmyiPhone app.
I was bummed out all day. When I got home my doorman stopped me. "Mr. Layne, some guy dropped this off earlier", handed me back my bag, all contents safe and sound.
Good job, NYC samaritan.
Coworker left his wallet in a cab a few weeks ago... Got a call an hour later and picked it up. Offered the guy money and he refused.
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Although now you know, you can hop on the guard that is over the top of the third rail. So there's that.
El Floppo
Footballguy
Koya
Footballguy
So, you know how they say don't leave your cell phone on the bar, even for a second?
Well, yesterday I am at Parker & Quinn on 39th sitting next to this guy who's getting ready to leave. I'm throwing some purely awesome game to Annette, the bartender (makes a better whiskey rocks than gimlet fwiw, but prob the fault of whoever made the lime juice). As I was just getting there wanted to take off my sport coat so I, literally for a few seconds, put down my phone, and turned around to put the coat on my chairback.
Turn back around - BOOM. No phone. Now, I am one to panic first and then reasonably search after. So, all in a panic but I know it's likely in one of my twelve pockets. Except, it's not. Now, this guy was a young professional, not at all the type to even worry about and GONE. Phone is simply not there and I realize that in that split second it was taken.
About 2 min later with me like, wtf to myself, guy comes back in. We had the same damn color phone holder for the 5s and he took it thinking it was his, while he already had his in a pocket. Phew.
Well, yesterday I am at Parker & Quinn on 39th sitting next to this guy who's getting ready to leave. I'm throwing some purely awesome game to Annette, the bartender (makes a better whiskey rocks than gimlet fwiw, but prob the fault of whoever made the lime juice). As I was just getting there wanted to take off my sport coat so I, literally for a few seconds, put down my phone, and turned around to put the coat on my chairback.
Turn back around - BOOM. No phone. Now, I am one to panic first and then reasonably search after. So, all in a panic but I know it's likely in one of my twelve pockets. Except, it's not. Now, this guy was a young professional, not at all the type to even worry about and GONE. Phone is simply not there and I realize that in that split second it was taken.
About 2 min later with me like, wtf to myself, guy comes back in. We had the same damn color phone holder for the 5s and he took it thinking it was his, while he already had his in a pocket. Phew.
Koya
Footballguy
El Floppo
Footballguy
tonight?
it's the wife's birthday, but... #### it- yeah, I'm in.
eta:
I couldn't even wait a second on this before revising to say, scratch that- reverse it. but I'll be sure to raise a toast at her bday to those we've lost... including amazing dudes from the internet. maybe not that last bit- but I'll be thinking of TU.
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Koya
Footballguy
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
Meeting the wife after work and then doing Il Mulino for VDay in Soho... I'll be sure to get a drink in your friends honor Koya.
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
https://www.yahoo.com/food/the-best-burgers-in-the-country-according-to-110559711421.html
I have eaten Two8Two a bunch, good, but def not deserving of this list...
Best burger in the city, what do you got?
I'm either Minetta or JG Melon, lean Melon bc Minetta feels so pretentious to me.
I have eaten Two8Two a bunch, good, but def not deserving of this list...
Best burger in the city, what do you got?
I'm either Minetta or JG Melon, lean Melon bc Minetta feels so pretentious to me.
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