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Ps - I actually did have a booth at Sausage Fest. The shirts are great - it was like 4 breweries & 10 stands selling various grilled tubed meats. I believe that’s also known as “heaven”. It was a 1-year event but it was glorious.
 
I will say I have ZERO issues with adults that do this, but I stopped wearing any type of sports teams clothing decades ago. Only thing I find more silly more then me wearing a sports jersey is me wearing kids Crocs. Sports teams kids Crocs? Bwahahah. Not a chance. Warmest aloha to those that do though. You do you.
 
habsfan said:
My Crocs are strictly a backyard / deck thing, for BBQing etc. I might wear them at 6:45AM driving my daughter to work but that's the extent of it.
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Sure, that’s how it starts. It’s a gateway usage. Next thing you know it’s weddings, bar mitzvahs, funerals, formal dinners, maybe a bris.

“They’re just so comfortable I can’t believe it!” you’ll say when you were supposed to toast your daughter at her wedding, little plastic flair of Champaign bottles and wedding bouquets plugged into the little holes in your wedding crocs.
:oldunsure:
 
FarFromHome said:
I stopped wearing any type of sports teams clothing decades ago
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See that. It took this long to finally find something we agree on! ;)

I have 3 Raiders jerseys (Hayes, Casper, Bo) in a storage box that haven’t been worn since the 80s or 90s perhaps. I admit to wearing a faded grey Raiders T-shirt under another shirt from time to time. (more because it’s a grey T-shirt than it’s a Raiders T-shirt).

As for crocs…no thanks. I prefer my old man indoor/outdoor slippers for around the house.
 
Hot Sauce Guy said:
Ps - I actually did have a booth at Sausage Fest. The shirts are great - it was like 4 breweries & 10 stands selling various grilled tubed meats. I believe that’s also known as “heaven”. It was a 1-year event but it was glorious.
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I went to a sausage fest once.

Once!
 
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FarFromHome said:
BLOCKED_PUNT said:
What's wrong with sports shirts etc.?
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Absolutely nothing. Lots of my social circle wear sports jerseys. Half the people I see in public have a Tennessee Volunteer or Georgia Bulldog shirts on. All good. Just ain't my thing I guess. For me, it was a faze that ended a long time ago.
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There is a difference between sports team wear and sports team jerseys.

Nothing wrong with logoed clothing. Raider hat, Raider shirt, Raider socks, Al Davis track suit, got 'em all.

Team jerseys are another thing. I'll wear my Kurt Rambis jersey when I go to Laker games. But, I wouldn't be caught wearing it anywhere else in public. Even a sausage fest.

Also, if you're over 40 years old don't go to games in a jersey of a current player, you have to go old school with players from your era.
 
Hot Sauce Guy said:
Every now and then I look in the mirror and decide to put on a better shirt, because if today happens to be the day I die, I wouldn't want to be found wearing a "sausage fest" shirt or something.

Please add these to the list of "things I wouldn't want to be found dead in". I would die again of embarrassment.
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I'm putting it in my will that I'm to be buried in my "sausage fest" shirt and Kelly green eagles crocs to go along with my trap pants and groucho glasses.

Go big or go home I say.
efactor said:
I would buy a Taylor Swift LP before I bought a pair of these. They are that hideous.
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To be fair, folklore was some quality singer/songwriter stuff. Worth a listen at the very least.


Anyway I'm as big a fashion don't as there is almost out of pride. I wore an oversized green "who let the frogs out" shirt until the thing became thread bare and I was forced to retire it last summer. And these feel too... Uncanny valley for me to go near. Like, I expect every casual football fan to get a pair of these from a family member this Christmas, so it'll be too ubiquitous for it to be a joke, but Jesus if that isn't a joke right there.
 
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