Nicknames (1 Viewer)

[3WZ]

I love to play the NFL nickname game with my nephews and wanted to get some new material. I'll start and list some of my favorites. I'd prefer for them to be actual nicknames and not something they're referred to on the message boards...

Calvin -- Megatron

AP -- All Day

Dez -- the X factor

D. Martin -- Muscle Hampster

MJD -- Pocket Hercules

Dalton -- Red Rifle

Fitzpatrick -- Amish Rifle

McCoy -- Shady

That's a start and I'll post more as I think of them. What'ya got?

 

[BroadwayG]

Jurgenator

Total Package

 

[Gawain]

Missing the best one In The Touchdown Robber

 

[Shutout]

Doug Martin says he hates Muscle Hampster and would rather be called the Dougernaut, Dougenator, Muscle and Hustle or just Doug.

 

[Man of Zen]

Beast Mode. Legatron. Honey Badger. Law Firm.

 

[Man of Zen]

Run DMC. Matty Ice.

 

[HPD]

kickalicious

CJ?K

Night train

Broadway Joe

Thunder & Lightning

The Fearsome Foursome

The Steel Curtain

The Purple People Eaters

The Hogs

 

[Scoresman]

Just Touchdowns O'Sullivan.

 

[Shutout]

Don't forget A-Rod (so terrible it is stolen from a freaking baseball player).

 

[Man of Zen]

Yeah, Muscle Hampster don't want to be a Muscle Hampster. Honey Badger don't want to be a Honey Badger. These ships have sailed, gentlemen. Enjoy your mammals.

 

[Touchdown Syndrome]

Do you people actually pronounce a nonexistent "P" when you say the word hamster?

 

[Area51Inhabitant]

Mark "Buttfumble" Sanchez.

 

[Lord Fantasy]

I believe DeAndre Hopkins' nickname is "Nuke."

 

[Scoresman]

Bill "####### A$$hole" Romanowski

 

[BroadwayG]

Big Bone

 

[thriftyrocker]

Black Unicorn

 

[Scoresman]

Riley KKKooper

 

[BroadwayG]

Crime Dog

 

[vesihiisi]

I believe DeAndre Hopkins' nickname is "Nuke."

I think it's pronounced Nuke but I've only seen it spelled Nuk. Of course, it was the word of an infant, so it's made up as it is.

 

[Titans_fan]

Probably my favorite in quite a while:

Eddie Lacy - "Circle Button" (Coined by Trent Richardson for Lacy's spin move in reference to the button pushed on a Playstation)

 

[JohnnyU]

Jared Lorenzen - Pilsbury Throwboy, Round Mound of Touchdown, Hefty Lefty, J-Load

 

[JohnnyU]

Mike Curtis - "The Animal" and "Mad Dog".

 

[JohnnyU]

Jack Tatum - "The Assassin"

 

[SeanTaylor21]

"NUK" because he chewed through his 'Nuk' pacifiers as a baby.

Muscle Hamster just fits.

Tavon Austin " The Pocket Rocket"

 

[Mentos]

Travis Benjamin- Belle Glade Blur

Sounds like a nickname from the 1950s. One of the few really good nicknames in the NFL these days.

 

[Mentos]

Mark "Buttfumble" Sanchez.

Thanks for trying. This thread is for actual nicknames.

There is another thread with silly, made up nicknames. It was from last fall if you are bored and want to search for it.

 

[3WZ]

I'm surprised there aren't many nicknames for QBs playing today. Gruden referred to Peyton as "The Sheriff", but not sure if that's his actual nickname or not.

 

[Patoons]

John Connor - The Terminator

 

[The Man With No Name]

Manster - Randy White

 

[FunkyTeaParty]

Charles "Big Bully" Johnson

"The Eastern Block" Margus Hunt

Elvis "Toast" Patterson

A buddy of mine nicknamed Dan Carpenter "The Nail" which always makes me laugh.