NORTH KOREA LANDS MAN ON THE SUN (1 Viewer)

[Premier]

http://www.tweaktown.com/news/35032/north-korea-confirms-it-has-landed-a-man-on-the-sun/index.html#0u67Bz8fEu9IPWJ7.01

Time to step it up America. ,s

 

[Tom Servo]

Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun.

 

[jamny]

I'm somewhat sceptical.

 

[Tom Servo]

I'm somewhat sceptical.

Seems legit.

 

[Fennis]

please credit the polish. TIA

 

[Scoresman]

is this an onion type site or is this something NK actually had their news teams report?

 

[Politician Spock]

In other news, North Korean scientists created the worlds largest Nerf ball, measuring 6.4 kilometers in diameter. They chose bright yellow as the color because it make Kim Jong Un feel "warm and tingly". A 17 year old was given the honor of flying a shuttle to the top of it, a journey that takes 18 hours round trip.

 

[Premier]

is this an onion type site or is this something NK actually had their news teams report?

I honestly can't tell. I'm guessing legit.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

So that's where Dennis Rodman went.

 

[Fennis]

Three POWs, a Russian, a Chinese, and a North Korean, are scheduled to be executed by firing squad.

They bring out the Russian and stand him in front of the wall. He points and shouts, "Tornado!" They all look and the Russian runs away.

Next, they place the Chinese in front of the firing squad. He yells "Earthquake!" They all hit the dust he escapes.

Next up is the North Korean. He looks around and shouts "Fire!"

 

[Fennis]

Did you hear about the North Korean Admiral who wanted to be buried at sea when he died? Five sailors died digging his grave.

 

[Fennis]

A British man is driving with a North Korean man as his passenger. He decides to pull over because he suspects that his turn signal may not be working properly.

He asks the North Korean man if he doesn't mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he tests them. The North Korean guy steps out and stands in front of the car.

The British man turns on the turn signal and asks, "Is it working?"

To which the North Korean man responds, "Yes, it's working....No, it's not working...Yes, it's working...No, it's not working..."

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun.

I think it's pretty common knowledge that you have to sneak up on the sun if you want to touch it.

 

[FreeBaGeL]

is this an onion type site or is this something NK actually had their news teams report?

I honestly can't tell. I'm guessing legit.

Looks like it's a parody.

http://www.policymic.com/articles/80001/did-north-korea-really-claim-to-land-a-man-on-the-sun-here-s-the-full-story

Despite outlandish North Korean propaganda like Kim Jong-il's vaunted all-time golf scoring record and the supposed discovery of a unicorn lair in Pyongyang, this one would already be sending up red flags even if it wasn't easy to track down the original source. This articleoriginally appeared on the Waterford Whisper News, a satirical Irish site (think The Onion)which runs headlines like "Ground-Breaking WIT Study Finds Link Between Obesity and Over-Eating" and "World Leaders Renew International Lie-To-People Pact."

 

[Eephus]

It's still real to me dammit

 

[Premier]

It's still real to me dammit

This would be a good game. Real or Fake North Korea Story.

 

[flapgreen]

 

[Politician Spock]

Real or Fake?

Many of Kim Jong Il's mansions feature ludicrously loopy waterslides.

 

[TxBuckeye]

Since this involves a vehicle that flies, Christo is going to be awfully confused again.

 

[32 Counter Pass]

Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun.

I think it's pretty common knowledge that you have to sneak up on the sun if you want to touch it.

Yup, hilarious, but also a liitle frightening if the general populace is buying in.

 

[DiStefano]

A British man is driving with a North Korean man as his passenger. He decides to pull over because he suspects that his turn signal may not be working properly.

He asks the North Korean man if he doesn't mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he tests them. The North Korean guy steps out and stands in front of the car.

The British man turns on the turn signal and asks, "Is it working?"

To which the North Korean man responds, "Yes, it's working....No, it's not working...Yes, it's working...No, it's not working..."

Why do you think racist/ethnic jokes are ok?

 

[Osaurus]

Hawt

 

[Fennis]

A British man is driving with a North Korean man as his passenger. He decides to pull over because he suspects that his turn signal may not be working properly.

He asks the North Korean man if he doesn't mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he tests them. The North Korean guy steps out and stands in front of the car.

The British man turns on the turn signal and asks, "Is it working?"

To which the North Korean man responds, "Yes, it's working....No, it's not working...Yes, it's working...No, it's not working..."

Why do you think racist/ethnic jokes are ok?

I didn’t make a joke about a race or an ethnicity.

 

[fatness]

Hung will also be bringing back some sun spot samples for his uncle

 

[DiStefano]

A British man is driving with a North Korean man as his passenger. He decides to pull over because he suspects that his turn signal may not be working properly.

He asks the North Korean man if he doesn't mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he tests them. The North Korean guy steps out and stands in front of the car.

The British man turns on the turn signal and asks, "Is it working?"

To which the North Korean man responds, "Yes, it's working....No, it's not working...Yes, it's working...No, it's not working..."

Why do you think racist/ethnic jokes are ok?

I didn’t make a joke about a race or an ethnicity.

Sure... you just recycled the Polish jokes.

 

[SacramentoBob]

is this an onion type site or is this something NK actually had their news teams report?

I honestly can't tell. I'm guessing legit.

That's what makes this great.

 

[fatness]

Why do you think racist/ethnic jokes are ok?

You're failing too hard.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Hung traveled in the cover of darkness, as it would protect him from the harsh, and extreme temperatures of the Sun.

I think it's pretty common knowledge that you have to sneak up on the sun if you want to touch it.

Same method I employ with women.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

A British man is driving with a North Korean man as his passenger. He decides to pull over because he suspects that his turn signal may not be working properly.

He asks the North Korean man if he doesn't mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he tests them. The North Korean guy steps out and stands in front of the car.

The British man turns on the turn signal and asks, "Is it working?"

To which the North Korean man responds, "Yes, it's working....No, it's not working...Yes, it's working...No, it's not working..."

Why do you think racist/ethnic jokes are ok?

I didn’t make a joke about a race or an ethnicity.

Sure... you just recycled the Polish jokes.

The "going to the sun at night" bit is a Polish joke as old as the hills.

 

[El Floppo]

A British man is driving with a North Korean man as his passenger. He decides to pull over because he suspects that his turn signal may not be working properly.

He asks the North Korean man if he doesn't mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he tests them. The North Korean guy steps out and stands in front of the car.

The British man turns on the turn signal and asks, "Is it working?"

To which the North Korean man responds, "Yes, it's working....No, it's not working...Yes, it's working...No, it's not working..."

Why do you think racist/ethnic jokes are ok?

I didn’t make a joke about a race or an ethnicity.

Sure... you just recycled the Polish jokes.

Say... that reminds me- how many Polacks does it take to screw up a light bulb?

 

[Skylord]

A British man is driving with a North Korean man as his passenger. He decides to pull over because he suspects that his turn signal may not be working properly. He asks the North Korean man if he doesn't mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he tests them. The North Korean guy steps out and stands in front of the car. The British man turns on the turn signal and asks, "Is it working?" To which the North Korean man responds, "Yes, it's working....No, it's not working...Yes, it's working...No, it's not working..."

Why do you think racist/ethnic jokes are ok?

I didn’t make a joke about a race or an ethnicity.

Sure... you just recycled the Polish jokes.

Say... that reminds me- how many Polacks does it take to screw up a light bulb?

I don't know Glen. One?

 

[Wingnut]

A British man is driving with a North Korean man as his passenger. He decides to pull over because he suspects that his turn signal may not be working properly. He asks the North Korean man if he doesn't mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he tests them. The North Korean guy steps out and stands in front of the car. The British man turns on the turn signal and asks, "Is it working?" To which the North Korean man responds, "Yes, it's working....No, it's not working...Yes, it's working...No, it's not working..."

Why do you think racist/ethnic jokes are ok?

I didnt make a joke about a race or an ethnicity.

Sure... you just recycled the Polish jokes.

Say... that reminds me- how many Polacks does it take to screw up a light bulb?

I don't know Glen. One?

Here, I'm startin' over: How come it takes three Pollacks to screw up a light bulb? Cuz they're so durn stupid!

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

A British man is driving with a North Korean man as his passenger. He decides to pull over because he suspects that his turn signal may not be working properly. He asks the North Korean man if he doesn't mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he tests them. The North Korean guy steps out and stands in front of the car. The British man turns on the turn signal and asks, "Is it working?" To which the North Korean man responds, "Yes, it's working....No, it's not working...Yes, it's working...No, it's not working..."

Why do you think racist/ethnic jokes are ok?

I didnt make a joke about a race or an ethnicity.

Sure... you just recycled the Polish jokes.

Say... that reminds me- how many Polacks does it take to screw up a light bulb?

I don't know Glen. One?

Here, I'm startin' over: How come it takes three Pollacks to screw up a light bulb? Cuz they're so durn stupid!

yuck a yuck a yuck

 

[Jayrok]

We landed on the sun!

 

[TheIronSheik]

We can't set up a website, but North Korea is getting people to the Sun in 4 hours?!? This is what's wrong with our country nowadays. Thanks a lot, Obama.

 

[Fennis]

How did kim jong un break his uncle's finger?

He punched him in the nose!

 

[Leroy Hoard]

How did kim jong un break his uncle's finger?

He punched him in the nose!

It's stuff like this that sent Dennis Rodman to rehab.

 

[mquinnjr]

It's still real to me dammit

This would be a good game. Real or Fake North Korea Story.

Real or Fake: Kim Jong-Il takes down Tiger Woods on back of incredible hole-in-one shots on Par 3's at Emerald Dragon

Spoiler

Real

DPRK media reported that Kim Jong-Il defeated Tiger Woods before his untimely death on the hidden Emerald Dragon course on Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2014 via Xbox Live

 

[T Bell]

Update: Kim is unanimously reelected.

 

[brianj74]

Update: Kim is unanimously reelected.

This is almost as amusing as the Sun story.

 

[flapgreen]

Update: Kim is unanimously reelected.

This is almost as amusing as the Sun story.

Agreed

 

[mquinnjr]

Update: Kim is unanimously reelected.

This is almost as amusing as the Sun story.

Agreed

Let us trim our hair in accordance with the Socialist lifestyle.

 

[El Floppo]

Update: Kim is unanimously reelected.

This is almost as amusing as the Sun story.

Agreed

Let us trim our hair in accordance with the Socialist lifestyle.

was just coming in here to post that.

and collectively, across the entire country, hair-cut models# 2-8 photos are tossed.

 

[mquinnjr]

Update: Kim is unanimously reelected.

This is almost as amusing as the Sun story.

Agreed

Let us trim our hair in accordance with the Socialist lifestyle.

was just coming in here to post that.

and collectively, across the entire country, hair-cut models# 2-8 photos are tossed.

It's just hard to comprehend that there is a place where things like this are reality. I feel bad for the people, shame.

 

[E Street Brat]

Update: Kim is unanimously reelected.

This is almost as amusing as the Sun story.

Agreed

Let us trim our hair in accordance with the Socialist lifestyle.

was just coming in here to post that.

and collectively, across the entire country, hair-cut models# 2-8 photos are tossed.

I feel bad for the people, shame.

North Korea’s supreme leader Kim Jong Un was elected to the highest legislative body without a single dissenting vote against in his district on a 100% turnout, state media reported on Monday.

#### um they should vote for someone else

 

[mquinnjr]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-28014069?utm_source=digg&utm_medium=facebook

Making and releasing a movie on a plot to hurt our top-level leadership is the most blatant act of terrorism and war and will absolutely not be tolerated.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Bull

Everyone knows Kim il Sung is the sun

 

[El Floppo]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-28014069?utm_source=digg&utm_medium=facebook

Making and releasing a movie on a plot to hurt our top-level leadership is the most blatant act of terrorism and war and will absolutely not be tolerated.

Maybe he's just ronery.

 

[mquinnjr]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-28014069?utm_source=digg&utm_medium=facebook

Making and releasing a movie on a plot to hurt our top-level leadership is the most blatant act of terrorism and war and will absolutely not be tolerated.

Maybe he's just ronery.

As far as the movie goes, IN to see this.

 

[fatness]

How's the North Korean expedition to the center of the earth going?