Office Pranks...anybody got any? (1 Viewer)

[(HULK)]

Best one I ever had going.

Old office had a communal fax machine and people actually used to still fax things then. If you wanted to do a modern version of this, you'd need to have a communal copier, and a sight line to it.

Required Materials:

1 spool white thread

A couple paper clips

1 realistic looking plastic spider... preferably one of those tarantulas that isn't too huge... maybe a 3 incher. Too big loses believability.

Tie thread off to spiders butt, so it kinda looks like a strand of web.

Put paperclips into ceiling tiles, bent a little down, so you can route the thread through them. Arrange it in such a way that you can lower and raise the spider from a decent enough distance as to not be obvious you're doing it.

Once you're set up, raise the spider so it is up high on the ceiling. No one will notice this for some reason, at least not in my experience.

Wait for someone to start using fax, or copier. Wait until they're hitting buttons and looking at the tiny display screen intently, that is the best time, when their focus is down. Lower the spider. Not too fast, but not super slow either.

I must've done this to 30+ people in my old office. I'd say about 25 screamed. One hit the thing and jumped back. Two had handfuls of paper that went flying. Many yelled obscenities. It was freaking awesome. Highly recommend.

 

[Pipes]

One time after our office copier had routine maintenance our ap clerk put a note on the copier, real official sounding, about the new voice activation module that was installed and the note had complete instructions. Something to the effect of place copy face down, close lid and say COPY and the number of copies you'd like. About a half hour later I could hear one of my coworkers first say "copy 2" then silence. A few seconds later "COPY 2" in an even louder voice another few seconds he's basically yelling "COPY 2". By then our ap clerk was in tears laughing so the rest of us figured out what was happening and joined in. Guy was pissed at himself for falling for it.

 

[Fat Nick]

Simple but effective and funny..Scotch tape the button down under the handset receiver and call his phone repeatedly

Hummm...This is pretty good. My only issue is that our phones are black, and the tape would show up really clearly. I wonder if I could jam something in it to keep it down...Then maybe turn the ringer volume ALL THE WAY up.

Electrical tape? Or wedge rolled electric tape into the gap.

I tried some tape rolled into a wedge and jammed into the gap. It works well, but is still visible. Black tape woudl totally work. I just need to get some.

 

[Fat Nick]

One time after our office copier had routine maintenance our ap clerk put a note on the copier, real official sounding, about the new voice activation module that was installed and the note had complete instructions. Something to the effect of place copy face down, close lid and say COPY and the number of copies you'd like. About a half hour later I could hear one of my coworkers first say "copy 2" then silence. A few seconds later "COPY 2" in an even louder voice another few seconds he's basically yelling "COPY 2". By then our ap clerk was in tears laughing so the rest of us figured out what was happening and joined in. Guy was pissed at himself for falling for it.

This is fantastic.

Our printer is constantly broken. I want to go Office Space on it so badly...I'm expecting them to replace it soon. When they do, I'm totally doing this.

 

[xyrza]

Just saw this, thought it went well with this thread.

http://www.brainjet.com/random/8009/23-most-diabolical-office-pranks-ever-pulled-seriously-these-are-insane#slide/2/0

 

[Johnny Bing]

One time after our office copier had routine maintenance our ap clerk put a note on the copier, real official sounding, about the new voice activation module that was installed and the note had complete instructions. Something to the effect of place copy face down, close lid and say COPY and the number of copies you'd like. About a half hour later I could hear one of my coworkers first say "copy 2" then silence. A few seconds later "COPY 2" in an even louder voice another few seconds he's basically yelling "COPY 2". By then our ap clerk was in tears laughing so the rest of us figured out what was happening and joined in. Guy was pissed at himself for falling for it.

We did one very similar in our office when we received a new fancy printer/copier/fax combo. P[SIZE=medium]osted a sign next to it that it has voice recognition. Made it all fancy and professional with Canon logo. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Had instructions really simple that say to scan a document load document and say SCAN. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]We put a note and said you need to speak slow, clear and fairly loud towards the control panel. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Sat back and you hear all these people in the coping room…Scan. Scaaaaaaaaaaan. Scan! Ssssssssscan. Please scan. [/SIZE]

 

[Fat Nick]

So once the FBG Anonymous Confessions thread runs its course for this quarter, I'm totally going to steal the idea and re-post in a few months, only instead of fbganon@gmail.com, I'm going to request that you guys send them to my co-worker's e-mail.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Simple but effective and funny..Scotch tape the button down under the handset receiver and call his phone repeatedly

Hummm...This is pretty good. My only issue is that our phones are black, and the tape would show up really clearly. I wonder if I could jam something in it to keep it down...Then maybe turn the ringer volume ALL THE WAY up.

Electrical tape? Or wedge rolled electric tape into the gap.

I tried some tape rolled into a wedge and jammed into the gap. It works well, but is still visible. Black tape woudl totally work. I just need to get some.

Got to thinking last night. You should combine your mouse control with the phone deal. He will be distracted enough not to notice the tape.

 

[El Floppo]

So once the FBG Anonymous Confessions thread runs its course for this quarter, I'm totally going to steal the idea and re-post in a few months, only instead of fbganon@gmail.com, I'm going to request that you guys send them to my co-worker's e-mail.

 

[Scoresman]

So once the FBG Anonymous Confessions thread runs its course for this quarter, I'm totally going to steal the idea and re-post in a few months, only instead of fbganon@gmail.com, I'm going to request that you guys send them to my co-worker's e-mail.

No reason why people cant be CCing them to him now.

 

[D in the D]

Frozen salmon taped to the bottom of a co workers chair. It thaws out slowly and they wont know where the smells coming from

In high school I had a couple of buddies that were constantly pranking one another. One buddy had a key made for the others car and would move it every once in awhile. As things escalated he took a pound of raw hamburger and jammed it up under the passenger seat.

 

[Mr. Know-It-All]

One time after our office copier had routine maintenance our ap clerk put a note on the copier, real official sounding, about the new voice activation module that was installed and the note had complete instructions. Something to the effect of place copy face down, close lid and say COPY and the number of copies you'd like. About a half hour later I could hear one of my coworkers first say "copy 2" then silence. A few seconds later "COPY 2" in an even louder voice another few seconds he's basically yelling "COPY 2". By then our ap clerk was in tears laughing so the rest of us figured out what was happening and joined in. Guy was pissed at himself for falling for it.

Might be a good one to try on 4/1.

A female that is terrified of bugs moved into the cube next to me. I have to plan something.

Be careful unless she is cool. Two years ago, new person came to work on our dev team. Through the course of conversation she mentioned she was very afraid of lizards. Thinking I would make her feel welcome to the team, I bought a bag full of very realistic looking rubber geckos and placed them on and around her cubicle. She happened to be out for a few days and I totally forgot I had even pranked her. She returns from her vacation and walks toward her cube - screams and runs down the hall. Turns out she was not kidding, it was a phobia. Well the other idiots on the team narced me out and I actually got counseled from HR about not creating a hostile work environment. Those bastages were always pranking me with nary a complaint - but this chick tattled. Not on my team anymore thankfully, the humorless jerk.

 

[Reegus]

Back in my high school days I worked at pool store where we kept our time cards in a box. I use to either fill his box with pool salt or tape his box to the top of the warehouse. Every day.

 

[Osaurus]

Worked as security/garage attendant at a condo full of prominent old folks when I was in college. One resident in particular was always nasty to me and the other attendants. He used to accusers of messing with his car which none of use ever did to my knowledge. So on my final night working there (found better college job), I left him a small treat under the driver's side seat. Blue cheese crumbles smeared into the carpet and I ran his heater on high for about an hour right before I left.

 

[Fat Nick]

OK...We're nearing the end of our year-end close, which means 1) I'm not buried in work any more and 2) People are generally in a good enough mood to tolerate some pranks.

So I've got 2 in the works. Both have the same mark..the girl who replaced our previous favorite mark (Salt-loving British guy). The new mark is pretty cool. I work with her a good bit, and we've got good rapport, so she will take them well.

Prank #1 is simple - We work for an animal health company. Our default desktop background is just a random cycle of animal images that go by. There's probably 7 or 8 of them. I want to either edit them or add a few new ones. I've considered adding a few like this...Cow with tongue out or ugly sheep. The other option is to slightly edit the existing ones...like add a dinosaur in the background or something. I suck at Photoshop, so I can't do that one unless somebody's good at editing them. Then I just need to slip these into the rotation on her PC, which shouldn't take more than a minute or two. Odds are she won't notice for a while, but it'll get a good laugh when she does.

Prank #2 came to me yesterday actually. Her fiance got her a new lunch bag a few months ago. It's HUGE. She always complains that it's heavy. I asked her yesterday if she lost some food or something in it and asked if it had hidden compartments or something. She said, "Yeah, I don't even know all the pockets." I need to check it out and see if it really does have some hidden spaces. If it does, I want to bring some weights...probably fishing weights...and slowly slip them into these unused hidden pockets to just keep making it heavier and heavier. I've thought about melting down some weights to make them flatter so I could slip them under the liner or something. Not sure how much I can evolve this prank...depends on the layout of the bag, which I'll try and check today.

That's all I've got for now...Pranking has gotten a little slow because I think at this point, most folks know who keeps doing it.

Pulled off Prank #1 last Thursday after a long delay. My coworker had 2 of her friends from her old group come over. They basically kicked her out of her cube for 10 minutes while they decorated it with pictures and stuff because it was pretty barren. I figured that if I could find a way to slip in the wall paper change the same day, she'd blame her friends. We got back from a long meeting, and she put her stuff down and walked towards the bathroom, which I assumed was her destination, so I quickly changed the wallpaper to my altered images before she got back.

About 2 hours later, she sent an e-mail to the whole group that said, "Did any one of you make this lovely photo my desktop?" and below that it had the picture of the cow linked above. I denied it...as did the other guy who was here. She then said, "Maybe it was my friends earlier." So we kind of steered her down that route. They denied it, but she still thinks it's them. Fantastic.

Still haven't messed with the lunch bag at all yet. I did take her car keys one day and re-park her car backed in when she pulled in head first. She didn't even notice. Gotta be more blatant next time and actually move it I guess.

 

[Swing 51]

OK...We're nearing the end of our year-end close, which means 1) I'm not buried in work any more and 2) People are generally in a good enough mood to tolerate some pranks.

So I've got 2 in the works. Both have the same mark..the girl who replaced our previous favorite mark (Salt-loving British guy). The new mark is pretty cool. I work with her a good bit, and we've got good rapport, so she will take them well.

Prank #1 is simple - We work for an animal health company. Our default desktop background is just a random cycle of animal images that go by. There's probably 7 or 8 of them. I want to either edit them or add a few new ones. I've considered adding a few like this...Cow with tongue out or ugly sheep. The other option is to slightly edit the existing ones...like add a dinosaur in the background or something. I suck at Photoshop, so I can't do that one unless somebody's good at editing them. Then I just need to slip these into the rotation on her PC, which shouldn't take more than a minute or two. Odds are she won't notice for a while, but it'll get a good laugh when she does.

Prank #2 came to me yesterday actually. Her fiance got her a new lunch bag a few months ago. It's HUGE. She always complains that it's heavy. I asked her yesterday if she lost some food or something in it and asked if it had hidden compartments or something. She said, "Yeah, I don't even know all the pockets." I need to check it out and see if it really does have some hidden spaces. If it does, I want to bring some weights...probably fishing weights...and slowly slip them into these unused hidden pockets to just keep making it heavier and heavier. I've thought about melting down some weights to make them flatter so I could slip them under the liner or something. Not sure how much I can evolve this prank...depends on the layout of the bag, which I'll try and check today.

That's all I've got for now...Pranking has gotten a little slow because I think at this point, most folks know who keeps doing it.

Still haven't messed with the lunch bag at all yet. I did take her car keys one day and re-park her car backed in when she pulled in head first. She didn't even notice. Gotta be more blatant next time and actually move it I guess.

Stoopid women drivers

 

[sbonomo]

Update - I'm still working this mouse prank. He has no clue there's a micro-transmitter in his docking station. Every now and then, and particularly when someone is at his cube with him, I'll turn the mouse on and just gradually drag it in a random direction. He'll SLAM his mouse against the desk, often surprising/shocking whomever is meeting with him. I'll stop after the really loud slams, but if he just taps it, I just push it in a new direction.

At this point, I have him 100% convinced that slamming his mouse down fixes it for a while. This might be the most fun I've had with a work prank, just because he gets so frustrated, and the slamming sound is so rewarding when you can basically make him do it on on command.

I get bonus enjoyment too...sometimes when I hear him typing away at an e-mail, I'll turn the mouse on and just click once. He's a hunt-and-peck typer. On the random chance that his cursor is in the text field, he'll just keep typing in the wrong spot. He'll eventually look up and get all pissed off.

Sooooo much fun.

I take back all the bad thing I said about you, that was funny!

 

[Fat Nick]

Update - I'm still working this mouse prank. He has no clue there's a micro-transmitter in his docking station. Every now and then, and particularly when someone is at his cube with him, I'll turn the mouse on and just gradually drag it in a random direction. He'll SLAM his mouse against the desk, often surprising/shocking whomever is meeting with him. I'll stop after the really loud slams, but if he just taps it, I just push it in a new direction.

At this point, I have him 100% convinced that slamming his mouse down fixes it for a while. This might be the most fun I've had with a work prank, just because he gets so frustrated, and the slamming sound is so rewarding when you can basically make him do it on on command.

I get bonus enjoyment too...sometimes when I hear him typing away at an e-mail, I'll turn the mouse on and just click once. He's a hunt-and-peck typer. On the random chance that his cursor is in the text field, he'll just keep typing in the wrong spot. He'll eventually look up and get all pissed off.

Sooooo much fun.

I take back all the bad thing I said about you, that was funny!

Truce.

I wish this guy was still next to me. He was so much fun to mess with. I need to keep coming up with new, more covert ideas. Unfortunately, my reputation as the office prankster is spreading to the point that I'm getting accused of random things that I didn't even do, so I have to work very carefully. Some of this stuff I honestly only share with you guys for fear of just ruining the ability to prank at all.

 

[Major]

Picking up one of those remote control fart machines can be a lot of fun. Place it in a high traffic area hidden from plain sight. I preferred the coffee/snack machine/break room type area bc my desk was directly across from it and the remote had range. The number of women Id get when they'd fill up their coffee was comical. Id generally wait until someone else (normally a guy) would go to the snack/beverage machine in the room and have their back turned to the mark filling up her coffee. Id let a few farts out with the remote. You wouldn't believe all the blushing and excuses these women would throw out " this coffee machine is making funny noises", etc... As dude is about to leave, crank it once more.

After a few weeks of said shenanigans some old admin hag had enough. She'd get visibly angry the first 20 or so times we got her and finally threatened to contact HR (big company). She announced this to the entire trading floor. That was the end of that for a few weeks until I got her again for being such a b.

 

[Fat Nick]

Picking up one of those remote control fart machines can be a lot of fun. Place it in a high traffic area hidden from plain sight. I preferred the coffee/snack machine/break room type area bc my desk was directly across from it and the remote had range. The number of women Id get when they'd fill up their coffee was comical. Id generally wait until someone else (normally a guy) would go to the snack/beverage machine in the room and have their back turned to the mark filling up her coffee. Id let a few farts out with the remote. You wouldn't believe all the blushing and excuses these women would throw out " this coffee machine is making funny noises", etc... As dude is about to leave, crank it once more.

After a few weeks of said shenanigans some old admin hag had enough. She'd get visibly angry the first 20 or so times we got her and finally threatened to contact HR (big company). She announced this to the entire trading floor. That was the end of that for a few weeks until I got her again for being such a b.

What's the range on the remote for that thing?

 

[RUSF18]

I'd really like to try that "voice activated copier" thing at work. My floor is a diverse mix of people from all different businesses of a very large company, so not too many people know each other very well. We just moved into this space a couple months ago, and I'm new to the company overall (< 6 months). I don't know if all those factors are reasons to do it or reasons not to.

Oh and we have security cameras set up, but I'm not sure if there's one in the copy room that could catch me setting up the note. That being said, our security guy has the cameras all on one monitor while on the other, he watches Youtube clips of people playing Grand Theft Auto literally all day, every day.

 

[Major]

Picking up one of those remote control fart machines can be a lot of fun. Place it in a high traffic area hidden from plain sight. I preferred the coffee/snack machine/break room type area bc my desk was directly across from it and the remote had range. The number of women Id get when they'd fill up their coffee was comical. Id generally wait until someone else (normally a guy) would go to the snack/beverage machine in the room and have their back turned to the mark filling up her coffee. Id let a few farts out with the remote. You wouldn't believe all the blushing and excuses these women would throw out " this coffee machine is making funny noises", etc... As dude is about to leave, crank it once more.

After a few weeks of said shenanigans some old admin hag had enough. She'd get visibly angry the first 20 or so times we got her and finally threatened to contact HR (big company). She announced this to the entire trading floor. That was the end of that for a few weeks until I got her again for being such a b.

What's the range on the remote for that thing?

20-30 ft? This was a few years back so technology may have improved.

 

[Fat Nick]

Picking up one of those remote control fart machines can be a lot of fun. Place it in a high traffic area hidden from plain sight. I preferred the coffee/snack machine/break room type area bc my desk was directly across from it and the remote had range. The number of women Id get when they'd fill up their coffee was comical. Id generally wait until someone else (normally a guy) would go to the snack/beverage machine in the room and have their back turned to the mark filling up her coffee. Id let a few farts out with the remote. You wouldn't believe all the blushing and excuses these women would throw out " this coffee machine is making funny noises", etc... As dude is about to leave, crank it once more.

After a few weeks of said shenanigans some old admin hag had enough. She'd get visibly angry the first 20 or so times we got her and finally threatened to contact HR (big company). She announced this to the entire trading floor. That was the end of that for a few weeks until I got her again for being such a b.

What's the range on the remote for that thing?

20-30 ft? This was a few years back so technology may have improved.

That's tempting for me. I sit maybe 25 feet from our coffee machine/pantry, and there's a frosted glass divider wall between me and the area. I can easily tell when people are in there without looking too obvious. I'd want the volume to be low...not TOO conspicuous.

This is one that I don't want to mess around with since it could be an HR-reportable thing. Unlike most of my others where I prank people I know well, this one would be much better if it was random folk...some of the new product marketing people are real sticks in the mud.

 

[EYLive]

Picking up one of those remote control fart machines can be a lot of fun. Place it in a high traffic area hidden from plain sight. I preferred the coffee/snack machine/break room type area bc my desk was directly across from it and the remote had range. The number of women Id get when they'd fill up their coffee was comical. Id generally wait until someone else (normally a guy) would go to the snack/beverage machine in the room and have their back turned to the mark filling up her coffee. Id let a few farts out with the remote. You wouldn't believe all the blushing and excuses these women would throw out " this coffee machine is making funny noises", etc... As dude is about to leave, crank it once more.

After a few weeks of said shenanigans some old admin hag had enough. She'd get visibly angry the first 20 or so times we got her and finally threatened to contact HR (big company). She announced this to the entire trading floor. That was the end of that for a few weeks until I got her again for being such a b.

What's the range on the remote for that thing?

20-30 ft? This was a few years back so technology may have improved.

That's tempting for me. I sit maybe 25 feet from our coffee machine/pantry, and there's a frosted glass divider wall between me and the area. I can easily tell when people are in there without looking too obvious. I'd want the volume to be low...not TOO conspicuous.

This is one that I don't want to mess around with since it could be an HR-reportable thing. Unlike most of my others where I prank people I know well, this one would be much better if it was random folk...some of the new product marketing people are real sticks in the mud.

My office is directly below the break room on the second floor, so I know when people are in there. If this fart device can transmit through concrete, I might actually be able to remotely start some fights. So good.

 

[Major]

Here's a link fellas. Looks like the new and improved fart machine has louder, new sounds plus 100ft range. http://www.amazon.com/T-J-Wiseman-Remote-Controlled-Machine/dp/B0006L1ILI

 

[kutta]

I can vouch for the cricket thing being awesome. A couple of my employees put one of them in my office and it drove me nuts for weeks. I thought I had a pet cricket.

 

[Scoresman]

There's been recent talk amongst us work pranksters of secretly adding a fleshlight to the pile of white elephant gift exchange presents at next year's Christmas party. Can't freakin' wait.

 

[Jaysus]

There's been recent talk amongst us work pranksters of secretly adding a fleshlight to the pile of white elephant gift exchange presents at next year's Christmas party. Can't freakin' wait.

 

[Fat Nick]

Here's a link fellas. Looks like the new and improved fart machine has louder, new sounds plus 100ft range. http://www.amazon.com/T-J-Wiseman-Remote-Controlled-Machine/dp/B0006L1ILI

I wish it was smaller. It's gonna be hard to hide that thing well enough that someone looking for it can't find it.

 

[Fat Nick]

Damn, April fools is sneaking up on me. I need to think of something.

We have such a low employee turnover here that the cricket chirper no longer works.

I'm telling you, if you sit in an open-cube type configuration, the mouse prank is by far the best one I've done.

 

[Ned]

There's been recent talk amongst us work pranksters of secretly adding a fleshlight to the pile of white elephant gift exchange presents at next year's Christmas party. Can't freakin' wait.

OMG

 

[Swing 51]

There's been recent talk amongst us work pranksters of secretly adding a fleshlight to the pile of white elephant gift exchange presents at next year's Christmas party. Can't freakin' wait.

Everyone cool in your office? Some hag may run to HR.

Funny idea tho.

 

[Fat Nick]

Damn, April fools is sneaking up on me. I need to think of something.

We have such a low employee turnover here that the cricket chirper no longer works.

I'm telling you, if you sit in an open-cube type configuration, the mouse prank is by far the best one I've done.

I really like that idea, but everyone in my area has laptops. It's too easy to spot the extra USB adapter.

Like laptops without docking stations? If so, then yeah...that'd be tough. :(

There's always the Ctrl+Alt+[Down Arrow] trick...But that takes a pretty computer naieve person, and usually doesn't last too long.

 

[Scoresman]

There's been recent talk amongst us work pranksters of secretly adding a fleshlight to the pile of white elephant gift exchange presents at next year's Christmas party. Can't freakin' wait.

Everyone cool in your office? Some hag may run to HR.

Funny idea tho.

We're all a bunch of consultants from various small companies so I don't know whose HR they'd run to, but it obviously would be in our best interests not to get caught.

My guess is the "X rating" of the mystery gift will be toned down a bit as we get closer. Maybe something like a pair of crotchless panties or something a bit more tame.

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

There's been recent talk amongst us work pranksters of secretly adding a fleshlight to the pile of white elephant gift exchange presents at next year's Christmas party. Can't freakin' wait.

Everyone cool in your office? Some hag may run to HR.

Funny idea tho.

We're all a bunch of consultants from various small companies so I don't know whose HR they'd run to, but it obviously would be in our best interests not to get caught.

My guess is the "X rating" of the mystery gift will be toned down a bit as we get closer. Maybe something like a pair of crotchless panties or something a bit more tame.

Might as well change it to a bottle of Mambo now

 

[McGarnicle]

There was this lady I worked with who was really obnoxious and lazy. She was one of our unionized technicians with 20+ years on the job, so pretty much untouchable. Any manager who had to deal with her inevitably walked away frustrated by her attitude. One day I happened to be walking behind her as she's yapping away on her phone, and we both were going to take the stairs because the elevators were notoriously slow and our office was only up one flight. She holds the door open for me but doesn't look back because she's focused on her call. Instinctively I just pushed her down the stairs and turned and ran. I wish I could've seen the look on her face!

 

[Major]

Here's a link fellas. Looks like the new and improved fart machine has louder, new sounds plus 100ft range. http://www.amazon.com/T-J-Wiseman-Remote-Controlled-Machine/dp/B0006L1ILI

I wish it was smaller. It's gonna be hard to hide that thing well enough that someone looking for it can't find it.

I found an awesome spot in our company coffee machine. Funniest was the looks people would give the area surrounding the coffee machine trying to figure out where the sound was coming from. We also taped it underneath peoples chairs. Thats actually fun as well and less risk. You can isolate your target and not worry about pissing someone off.

 

[imjackdupp]

I bought a small $40 shock collar with remote to help train a dog a few months ago. As soon as I quit using it with him. I put it in the tool box on my truck. Now anytime I send my help to get something out of the box i can give him a little zap.

It never gets old.

 

[Mario Kart]

Saw this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c1x4JZnjSc and thought of this thread.

 

[Fat Nick]

Here's a link fellas. Looks like the new and improved fart machine has louder, new sounds plus 100ft range. http://www.amazon.com/T-J-Wiseman-Remote-Controlled-Machine/dp/B0006L1ILI

I wish it was smaller. It's gonna be hard to hide that thing well enough that someone looking for it can't find it.

I found an awesome spot in our company coffee machine. Funniest was the looks people would give the area surrounding the coffee machine trying to figure out where the sound was coming from. We also taped it underneath peoples chairs. Thats actually fun as well and less risk. You can isolate your target and not worry about pissing someone off.

IN the machine...interesting. You just gave me an idea. We have like 4 HUGE stacks of coffee cups in our pantry. They're maybe 2.5' high of paper cups and they re-stock them religiously. I've always said to myself that the bottom cup on a stack will still be there when we move out of the building. That makes it the perfect place to hid something. Under the bottom cup.

I'm going to have to add this to my next Amazon order...

 

[Lutherman2112]

Don't know if this has been mentioned:

Bang Snaps taped underneath toilet seat on the buffers (those four peg things).

 

[Scoresman]

Don't know if this has been mentioned:

Bang Snaps taped underneath toilet seat on the buffers (those four peg things).

wait wait wait... hold the thread. people call these things "bang snaps"?

 

[Bri]

No tear TP

http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/381021318666?lpid=82&chn=ps

 

[Fat Nick]

Don't know if this has been mentioned:

Bang Snaps taped underneath toilet seat on the buffers (those four peg things).

wait wait wait... hold the thread. people call these things "bang snaps"?

I grew up calling them Rio Snappers...absolutely no idea why. Must've been a brand or something.

 

[Lutherman2112]

Don't know if this has been mentioned:

Bang Snaps taped underneath toilet seat on the buffers (those four peg things).

wait wait wait... hold the thread. people call these things "bang snaps"?

Those are the words that were on the box when I bought them years ago....

 

[Psychopav]

They're called Snaps in my neck of the woods.

 

[Fat Nick]

I'm back at it...waiting for a nice rainy day so somebody brings their umbrella in. I plan to empty the hole punch tray into their umbrella and close it back up so that when they get outside and pop it open, poof...hole punch confetti everywhere!

I've also located a digital image that is the same as a piece of artwork someone has on their desk. I want to adjust it somehow and then put the edited piece in the frame over the old one and see how long it takes them to notice. Haven't figured out what I'm going to do with it yet as far as editing. It's just a picture of a cow on a reddish background.

 

[Chaka]

Posted this elsewhere, but it belongs here:

This guy who was a little chunky thought he was like a professional bodybuilder, always giving advice on nutrition/exercise/etc... Anyways, he bought this gigantic bottle of protein - One night when most of the people in the office had left, we emptied out about 80% of the powder and filled it up with the most fattening Aunt Jemima buttermilk pancake mix. For the next month he continued to get fatter and fatter and every time he would make a "protein shake", I would have to resist in busting out in laughter.

that's actually a really #### move.

You have some dude who you are in better shape than tell you how fattening your lunch is for the next 12 months and report back...

To this day, he has no idea.

Yup, still a #### move.

 

[Chaka]

I'm back at it...waiting for a nice rainy day so somebody brings their umbrella in. I plan to empty the hole punch tray into their umbrella and close it back up so that when they get outside and pop it open, poof...hole punch confetti everywhere!

I've also located a digital image that is the same as a piece of artwork someone has on their desk. I want to adjust it somehow and then put the edited piece in the frame over the old one and see how long it takes them to notice. Haven't figured out what I'm going to do with it yet as far as editing. It's just a picture of a cow on a reddish background.

If it's a palomino cow you could edit one of the markings on its hide and change it into a phallus.

 

[El Floppo]

I'm back at it...waiting for a nice rainy day so somebody brings their umbrella in. I plan to empty the hole punch tray into their umbrella and close it back up so that when they get outside and pop it open, poof...hole punch confetti everywhere!

I've also located a digital image that is the same as a piece of artwork someone has on their desk. I want to adjust it somehow and then put the edited piece in the frame over the old one and see how long it takes them to notice. Haven't figured out what I'm going to do with it yet as far as editing. It's just a picture of a cow on a reddish background.

If it's a palomino cow you could edit one of the markings on its hide and change it into a phallus.

or even a giant dong