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Office Pranks...anybody got any? (1 Viewer)

El Floppo said:
Chaka said:
Fat Nick said:
I'm back at it...waiting for a nice rainy day so somebody brings their umbrella in. I plan to empty the hole punch tray into their umbrella and close it back up so that when they get outside and pop it open, poof...hole punch confetti everywhere!

I've also located a digital image that is the same as a piece of artwork someone has on their desk. I want to adjust it somehow and then put the edited piece in the frame over the old one and see how long it takes them to notice. Haven't figured out what I'm going to do with it yet as far as editing. It's just a picture of a cow on a reddish background.
If it's a palomino cow you could edit one of the markings on its hide and change it into a phallus.
or even a giant dong
no it has to be subtle- give the cow a diamond earring, or a small tattoo

 
THIS is the cow in question.

I was pondering just adding a pile of poo behind it...Either that or trying to photoshop the cow out completely, but leaving the background.

 
THIS is the cow in question.

I was pondering just adding a pile of poo behind it...Either that or trying to photoshop the cow out completely, but leaving the background.
add a nose ring
But don't cows often have nose rings? I feel like that could go unnoticed for a while.
Change the face to Camel Joe.

Change the shadows to penises (penii?).

Put a sombrero on it (and/or a Mexican poncho)

Put a monkey riding it.

 
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THIS is the cow in question.

I was pondering just adding a pile of poo behind it...Either that or trying to photoshop the cow out completely, but leaving the background.
Add a fifth leg to the cow. And by that I mean a penis. Something hanging down most of the length of the two back legs wouldn't be noticed for a while.

 
El Floppo said:
Chaka said:
Fat Nick said:
I'm back at it...waiting for a nice rainy day so somebody brings their umbrella in. I plan to empty the hole punch tray into their umbrella and close it back up so that when they get outside and pop it open, poof...hole punch confetti everywhere!

I've also located a digital image that is the same as a piece of artwork someone has on their desk. I want to adjust it somehow and then put the edited piece in the frame over the old one and see how long it takes them to notice. Haven't figured out what I'm going to do with it yet as far as editing. It's just a picture of a cow on a reddish background.
If it's a palomino cow you could edit one of the markings on its hide and change it into a phallus.
or even a giant dong
no it has to be subtle- give the cow a diamond earring, or a small tattoo
small dong?

 
OK, bumping this...

I previously noted the vanishing cow prank I wanted to play. I finally had some down-time today and my co-worker is out of the office. With a big shout-out to pantagrapher's photoshop skills, I've managed to replace THIS picture of Florence the Cow, with THIS picture, where Florence basically ran away.

We'll see how long it takes her to notice. The other guy in the cube across from us and I have a poll going on how long it will take her to notice. His guess is September 3rd, mine is September 1st. We'll see who wins.

Excellent photoshop skills pantagrapher. Again, thank you!

 
OK, bumping this...

I previously noted the vanishing cow prank I wanted to play. I finally had some down-time today and my co-worker is out of the office. With a big shout-out to pantagrapher's photoshop skills, I've managed to replace THIS picture of Florence the Cow, with THIS picture, where Florence basically ran away.

We'll see how long it takes her to notice. The other guy in the cube across from us and I have a poll going on how long it will take her to notice. His guess is September 3rd, mine is September 1st. We'll see who wins.

Excellent photoshop skills pantagrapher. Again, thank you!
Love it...

 
Ignoramus said:
THIS is the cow in question.

I was pondering just adding a pile of poo behind it...Either that or trying to photoshop the cow out completely, but leaving the background.
Wait, someone has that on their desk? Do you work at a slaughterhouse or something?
I work for an Animal Health company. Our walls here are COVERED with pictures of animals...everyone has little foam animals all over their desks that we throw at each other sometimes, etc. I agree - any other place and it'd be an odd picture to have.

 
Mario Kart said:
Is your cube mate trustworthy? After Sep 3rd, are you or him going to inform her?
Very. He's my partner in crime. He's been in on all the pranks posted here. Basically, we sit in a cubicle of 4, arranged like a + sign. I sit in the lower left, he sits in the upper right. Our mark typically sits in the lower right. The first few posts in this thread (the British guy who we did the mouse prank, the sound prank, etc. to) was in that cube. He left, and now there's a younger girl there. All good sports. We joke a lot, but I'm the main prankster. The guy who helps me out is our group Director, so he's perfect at getting people away from their desks to buy me time to pull off pranks.

 
Ignoramus said:
THIS is the cow in question.

I was pondering just adding a pile of poo behind it...Either that or trying to photoshop the cow out completely, but leaving the background.
Wait, someone has that on their desk? Do you work at a slaughterhouse or something?
I work for an Animal Health company. Our walls here are COVERED with pictures of animals...everyone has little foam animals all over their desks that we throw at each other sometimes, etc. I agree - any other place and it'd be an odd picture to have.
ah. given that, chances that she notices one animal of many missing from a picture... even on here desk... slim.

as an aside- please get the cow into the picture next to it as discussed in the other thread. genius idea

 
Mario Kart said:
Is your cube mate trustworthy? After Sep 3rd, are you or him going to inform her?
Very. He's my partner in crime. He's been in on all the pranks posted here. Basically, we sit in a cubicle of 4, arranged like a + sign. I sit in the lower left, he sits in the upper right. Our mark typically sits in the lower right. The first few posts in this thread (the British guy who we did the mouse prank, the sound prank, etc. to) was in that cube. He left, and now there's a younger girl there. All good sports. We joke a lot, but I'm the main prankster. The guy who helps me out is our group Director, so he's perfect at getting people away from their desks to buy me time to pull off pranks.
good lord :lmao: it takes a village

 
Evilgrin 72 said:
wdcrob said:
Inserting the missing cow into the background of the other picture would be even better.
:lmao:

This is already spectacular, if that could somehow be accomplished, it would go to otherworldly.
There's only one other picture on her desk, and that's the one to the right of the ones in the photo...It's just a photograph of a vet looking at a cow. If she had more, I would totally do that....maybe if it goes a few weeks without her noticing, I'll have someone insert the cow into her screen saver or something, kind of like I did with Godzilla.

 
Mario Kart said:
Is your cube mate trustworthy? After Sep 3rd, are you or him going to inform her?
Very. He's my partner in crime. He's been in on all the pranks posted here. Basically, we sit in a cubicle of 4, arranged like a + sign. I sit in the lower left, he sits in the upper right. Our mark typically sits in the lower right. The first few posts in this thread (the British guy who we did the mouse prank, the sound prank, etc. to) was in that cube. He left, and now there's a younger girl there. All good sports. We joke a lot, but I'm the main prankster. The guy who helps me out is our group Director, so he's perfect at getting people away from their desks to buy me time to pull off pranks.
good lord :lmao: it takes a village
The hardest pranks are the ones where I need access to the mark's computer, unlocked, for a few minutes. It's just so risky to do it without KNOWING where they are. My buddy/boss can easily walk her down to grab a coffee and chat about something, buying me time. Otherwise I have to rush to do it while she's in the bathroom or something. Shy of that, people here usually always have their PC's with them, or lock them.

 
Evilgrin 72 said:
wdcrob said:
Inserting the missing cow into the background of the other picture would be even better.
:lmao:

This is already spectacular, if that could somehow be accomplished, it would go to otherworldly.
There's only one other picture on her desk, and that's the one to the right of the ones in the photo...It's just a photograph of a vet looking at a cow. If she had more, I would totally do that....maybe if it goes a few weeks without her noticing, I'll have someone insert the cow into her screen saver or something, kind of like I did with Godzilla.
Maybe every few weeks or so switch back and forth from the original picture to the shopped one?

 
Posted this elsewhere, but it belongs here:

This guy who was a little chunky thought he was like a professional bodybuilder, always giving advice on nutrition/exercise/etc... Anyways, he bought this gigantic bottle of protein - One night when most of the people in the office had left, we emptied out about 80% of the powder and filled it up with the most fattening Aunt Jemima buttermilk pancake mix. For the next month he continued to get fatter and fatter and every time he would make a "protein shake", I would have to resist in busting out in laughter.
that's actually a really #### move.
You have some dude who you are in better shape than tell you how fattening your lunch is for the next 12 months and report back...

To this day, he has no idea.
Yup, still a #### move.
Holy crap just saw this. What if the guy is diabetic or has high cholesterol? Those #######s could be putting this guy's health in jeopardy...complete **** move.

 
were those pictures things she put up herself? or are they animal related pics that the company put up on her desk?

 
were those pictures things she put up herself? or are they animal related pics that the company put up on her desk?
So she sat in her cube for 3 months with NO pictures of anything. Some friends from her old group came over one day and basically "Crashed her Cube," and put up pictures, and decorations and stuff. So I guess they either had some stuff, or bought some decorations.

So not really either...they were done by friends.

 
were those pictures things she put up herself? or are they animal related pics that the company put up on her desk?
So she sat in her cube for 3 months with NO pictures of anything. Some friends from her old group came over one day and basically "Crashed her Cube," and put up pictures, and decorations and stuff. So I guess they either had some stuff, or bought some decorations.

So not really either...they were done by friends.
in that situation- if it were me... no way I'd EVER notice something was changed.

 
were those pictures things she put up herself? or are they animal related pics that the company put up on her desk?
So she sat in her cube for 3 months with NO pictures of anything. Some friends from her old group came over one day and basically "Crashed her Cube," and put up pictures, and decorations and stuff. So I guess they either had some stuff, or bought some decorations.

So not really either...they were done by friends.
in that situation- if it were me... no way I'd EVER notice something was changed.
We're all guys though...she's a girl. I feel like girls are more observant of that kind of thing.

 
were those pictures things she put up herself? or are they animal related pics that the company put up on her desk?
So she sat in her cube for 3 months with NO pictures of anything. Some friends from her old group came over one day and basically "Crashed her Cube," and put up pictures, and decorations and stuff. So I guess they either had some stuff, or bought some decorations.

So not really either...they were done by friends.
in that situation- if it were me... no way I'd EVER notice something was changed.
We're all guys though...she's a girl. I feel like girls are more observant of that kind of thing.
my point is- if I had put a photo of something up at my desk (I have pics of the kids now), I'd absolutely notice. somebody else's picture? never even notice it in the first place.

 
were those pictures things she put up herself? or are they animal related pics that the company put up on her desk?
So she sat in her cube for 3 months with NO pictures of anything. Some friends from her old group came over one day and basically "Crashed her Cube," and put up pictures, and decorations and stuff. So I guess they either had some stuff, or bought some decorations.

So not really either...they were done by friends.
in that situation- if it were me... no way I'd EVER notice something was changed.
We're all guys though...she's a girl. I feel like girls are more observant of that kind of thing.
my point is- if I had put a photo of something up at my desk (I have pics of the kids now), I'd absolutely notice. somebody else's picture? never even notice it in the first place.
Oh...gotcha. Ha Ha. I had a conversation with her about the cow a few weeks ago. The cow's "name" is Florence, and we joked about why Florence was a good name for a cow.

Admittedly, it sits kind of behind her and out of her usual field of view, but I still feel like she'll just glance at it at some point and notice. I am beginning to think my boss' guess as to when she notices will be more accurate than mine.

 
I once changed a coworker's screen saver timeout to 5 seconds. He couldn't change it back as it's grayed out under the screensaver settings and he didn't know how to edit the registry.

 
Ignoramus said:
THIS is the cow in question.

I was pondering just adding a pile of poo behind it...Either that or trying to photoshop the cow out completely, but leaving the background.
Wait, someone has that on their desk? Do you work at a slaughterhouse or something?
I work for an Animal Health company. Our walls here are COVERED with pictures of animals...everyone has little foam animals all over their desks that we throw at each other sometimes, etc. I agree - any other place and it'd be an odd picture to have.
Ok, that makes sense. Solid work in here :thumbup:
 
Day #2 is almost in the books...still hasn't noticed. I'm out of the office tomorrow. I'm gonna be PISSED if she notices it then...

 
Saw a good one the other day but you need access to their iPhone. Go into Settings > General > Keyboard and create a shortcut. ok = herpes.

 
Saw a good one the other day but you need access to their iPhone. Go into Settings > General > Keyboard and create a shortcut. ok = herpes.
That's pretty good. I use those shortcuts all the time, and that's pretty ingenious.

 
Photoshop ol' Flossie into the picture next to it, as suggested, but not instead of the cow. Replace the farmer.

 

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