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Office Pranks...anybody got any? (1 Viewer)

El Floppo said:
Saw a good one the other day but you need access to their iPhone. Go into Settings > General > Keyboard and create a shortcut. ok = herpes.
:lol: totally doing this to my wife's phone.
Saw a FB post about kids adding "no = HELL YES" to their parents' phones.
Lmao
screenshot
:lmao: :lmao:
:lmao: I dont care if thats staged or not.

 
Still nothing. She's getting married on the 12th, and will be out of the office starting on the 10th. Our boss, who is in on the prank, is planning a little pre-wedding shower thing. We're thinking of printing Florence into the card or something and making a joke about Florence going on their honeymoon too to see if that gets her to notice or pick up on it...The girl must be related to El Floppo as she's oblivious. ;)

 
She's reverse pranking you by not letting you know she noticed it.
That's precisely why we don't prank the other guy in our cubicle of 4. He notices, assumes he's being pranked, and doesn't react or comment. Captain Buzz-kill. If you ever think people are pranking you and want them to stop, this is what to do.

 
She's completely oblivious...we've literally set papers down RIGHT in front of it. I don't think she's going to notice, and she's getting married on Saturday and will be out until 9/25. No fun.

She'll notice it at some point...maybe...but it's kind of funny how hard we've been trying to get her to see it. We even put a foam cow in front of it to draw her eye there.

 
OK...so her reaction was pretty good. But what I'm kind of in awe of at the moment is she somehow thinks that we just "took the cow out" of the original photo. I'm not sure how...She's looking around her desk, my desk, etc. for just the cow. Like she thinks I somehow lifted the cow out of the original, as in physically removed it. Not replaced the picture...

 
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OK...so her reaction was pretty good. But what I'm kind of in awe of at the moment is she somehow thinks that we just "took the cow out" of the original photo. I'm not sure how...She's looking around her desk, my desk, etc. for just the cow.
Now you have to quickly change her desktop background to just the cow.

 
OK...so her reaction was pretty good. But what I'm kind of in awe of at the moment is she somehow thinks that we just "took the cow out" of the original photo. I'm not sure how...She's looking around her desk, my desk, etc. for just the cow. Like she thinks I somehow lifted the cow out of the original, as in physically removed it. Not replaced the picture...
:lmao:

 
OK...so we left the cow hidden. She left. She's working from home tomorrow, and off from 9/10 - 9/25.

I'm open to suggestions on what to do. I won't have access to her computer since she has that with her, but there is the one other photo on her desk that we can doctor...If I could figure out a hotel that she's staying at for her Honeymoon, I pondered having the staff leave the cow on her pillow.

 
OK...so we left the cow hidden. She left. She's working from home tomorrow, and off from 9/10 - 9/25.

I'm open to suggestions on what to do. I won't have access to her computer since she has that with her, but there is the one other photo on her desk that we can doctor...If I could figure out a hotel that she's staying at for her Honeymoon, I pondered having the staff leave the cow on her pillow.
LINK of some buddies of mine playing a similar prank on each other.

Hotels are surprisingly compliant with this sort of stuff.

 
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Fat Nick said:
OK...so we left the cow hidden. She left. She's working from home tomorrow, and off from 9/10 - 9/25.

I'm open to suggestions on what to do. I won't have access to her computer since she has that with her, but there is the one other photo on her desk that we can doctor...If I could figure out a hotel that she's staying at for her Honeymoon, I pondered having the staff leave the cow on her pillow.
LINK of some buddies of mine playing a similar prank on each other.

Hotels are surprisingly compliant with this sort of stuff.
I need to find out one of the hotels she's staying at...

 
Fat Nick said:
OK...so we left the cow hidden. She left. She's working from home tomorrow, and off from 9/10 - 9/25.

I'm open to suggestions on what to do. I won't have access to her computer since she has that with her, but there is the one other photo on her desk that we can doctor...If I could figure out a hotel that she's staying at for her Honeymoon, I pondered having the staff leave the cow on her pillow.
how about ghosting the cow into her default email or word settings... like a water mark, but more of a cow mark.

 
Set up a new email address bessythecow@gmail.com, photoshop the cow into various pictures at various landmarks, and start emailing them to her. If she can believe that you somehow removed the cow from the pictures, maybe she will believe that the cow just went on vacation.

 
Set up a new email address bessythecow@gmail.com, photoshop the cow into various pictures at various landmarks, and start emailing them to her. If she can believe that you somehow removed the cow from the pictures, maybe she will believe that the cow just went on vacation.
This is pretty good...I could do this without needing access to her computer, and she'd get the e-mails while on her honeymoon. If anybody wants to help out with pictures, the original photo is HERE, and you can feel free to edit JUST THE COW into any vacation destination you want. I'll use the better ones and send to her at random intervals over the next few weeks...

I'm only concerned with the humor/entertainment value from our end for this one. I love the concept, but I won't really be there to enjoy the reaction, etc.

Oh, and just FWIW - she's doing a driving trip of California for her honeymoon.

 
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Do you have/can you get her itenerary?

Having the cow photos be of places she's visiting and about the same time she's there would be solid.

 
Set up a new email address bessythecow@gmail.com, photoshop the cow into various pictures at various landmarks, and start emailing them to her. If she can believe that you somehow removed the cow from the pictures, maybe she will believe that the cow just went on vacation.
This is pretty good...I could do this without needing access to her computer, and she'd get the e-mails while on her honeymoon. If anybody wants to help out with pictures, the original photo is HERE, and you can feel free to edit JUST THE COW into any vacation destination you want. I'll use the better ones and send to her at random intervals over the next few weeks...

I'm only concerned with the humor/entertainment value from our end for this one. I love the concept, but I won't really be there to enjoy the reaction, etc.

Oh, and just FWIW - she's doing a driving trip of California for her honeymoon.
find out her route and rent some billboards on the way

 
Set up a new email address bessythecow@gmail.com, photoshop the cow into various pictures at various landmarks, and start emailing them to her. If she can believe that you somehow removed the cow from the pictures, maybe she will believe that the cow just went on vacation.
This is pretty good...I could do this without needing access to her computer, and she'd get the e-mails while on her honeymoon. If anybody wants to help out with pictures, the original photo is HERE, and you can feel free to edit JUST THE COW into any vacation destination you want. I'll use the better ones and send to her at random intervals over the next few weeks...

I'm only concerned with the humor/entertainment value from our end for this one. I love the concept, but I won't really be there to enjoy the reaction, etc.

Oh, and just FWIW - she's doing a driving trip of California for her honeymoon.
find out her route and rent some billboards on the way
:lmao:

 
Set up a new email address bessythecow@gmail.com, photoshop the cow into various pictures at various landmarks, and start emailing them to her. If she can believe that you somehow removed the cow from the pictures, maybe she will believe that the cow just went on vacation.
This is pretty good...I could do this without needing access to her computer, and she'd get the e-mails while on her honeymoon. If anybody wants to help out with pictures, the original photo is HERE, and you can feel free to edit JUST THE COW into any vacation destination you want. I'll use the better ones and send to her at random intervals over the next few weeks...

I'm only concerned with the humor/entertainment value from our end for this one. I love the concept, but I won't really be there to enjoy the reaction, etc.

Oh, and just FWIW - she's doing a driving trip of California for her honeymoon.
find out her route and rent some billboards on the way
She probably wouldn't notice

 
Do you have/can you get her itenerary?

Having the cow photos be of places she's visiting and about the same time she's there would be solid.
Not in any type of detail. I'll go snoop around in her cube in a few and see if maybe there's a copy somewhere. I know they're doing the San Diego Zoo and some other things...I think they're starting in the north in wine country and driving south...but I have little idea what they're doing.

 
Fat Nick said:
wdcrob said:
Do you have/can you get her itenerary?

Having the cow photos be of places she's visiting and about the same time she's there would be solid.
Not in any type of detail. I'll go snoop around in her cube in a few and see if maybe there's a copy somewhere. I know they're doing the San Diego Zoo and some other things...I think they're starting in the north in wine country and driving south...but I have little idea what they're doing.
Is she on FB? Everyone puts everything on their FB page these days. Perhaps connect up her FB postings with the email postings...

 
Contact Purple Cow vineyards in California. Fax them the picture. Now if only she and her husband could be persuaded to visit...

 
Parrothead said:
Fat Nick said:
UOFI_316 said:
Set up a new email address bessythecow@gmail.com, photoshop the cow into various pictures at various landmarks, and start emailing them to her. If she can believe that you somehow removed the cow from the pictures, maybe she will believe that the cow just went on vacation.
This is pretty good...I could do this without needing access to her computer, and she'd get the e-mails while on her honeymoon. If anybody wants to help out with pictures, the original photo is HERE, and you can feel free to edit JUST THE COW into any vacation destination you want. I'll use the better ones and send to her at random intervals over the next few weeks...

I'm only concerned with the humor/entertainment value from our end for this one. I love the concept, but I won't really be there to enjoy the reaction, etc.

Oh, and just FWIW - she's doing a driving trip of California for her honeymoon.
find out her route and rent some billboards on the way
:lmao:

 
OK...my co-worker gets back from her honeymoon on Monday. Currently, the picture without the cow is still in the frame. She did notice as noted above. I have yet to replace the cow.

I'm a little busy with work, and I don't really feel like scanning the other photo, and her PC isn't here, so messing with that is out, so I'm leaning towards just putting pantagrapher's Kramer Cow picture in the frame for a bit.

If anyone else wants to try and work something up, feel free...I want it to look atleast somewhat realistic, so that same kind of painted/artistic look would probably be ideal. I don't really care what you guys edit onto that background though, as long as it's work-appropriate. If you want to mess with the cow, the link to that image is earlier in the thread. The blank background is HERE.

 
Anybody want to have some photoshop fun with THIS one? Got another co-worker out on vacation this week...

I'd love to see maybe some more ethnic kids shopped in...or maybe a subtle shark fin int he background...

 
Get the cow from the other co-worker's picture. You could start a whole new thing of having Bessie the Cow photobombing everyone else.

 
Been too long.  As I noted earlier, I've been buried at work since I took a new role in December...This week has been pretty crazy, and I needed a stress relief.  I'm still reeling from my wife scheduling me for a dentist appointment on April 1, so I had to work from home and couldn't mess with people. 

I sent an e-mail to a colleague today, and got an Out-of-office message, which was basically a trigger to go mess with his desk.  He's got a big bag of Pretzel Chips in his desk drawer.  They're the kind in those resealable foil bags, so there's no clear part on the bag.  He ALWAYS has them.  Our Investor Relations guy comes over and snacks on them pretty regularly too.  It's like communal chips for that group.  Anyway, I went over and dumped the Pretzel Chips into a FedEx bag, and replaced them with paperclips.  Let's see what happens when he gets back later in the day...

 
My buddy has a remote controlled fart machine that he brought to work.  A few years ago he taped it under a gals chair and proceeded to let a few rip when we pretended to have a conversation near by.  She pretended to not hear the first couple and then nervously said that wasn't her.  Never did she look under her chair or desk.

We just found out we have a new manager for our office and there is an office meeting this Thursday in the conference room.  My buddy says he is thinking of bringing the machine to the meeting and placing it under the podium.  This may not go well.

 
Don't know if already posted, but had this happen totally by accident.  Me and a coworker in the next office apparently both had our Logitech mice on the same "channel", so when I moved my mouse it not only moved the pointer on my screen, but also on hers.  Since our offices have a brink/stone wall between them, it didn't happen all the time or very well.  She thought her mouse was possessed for weeks before we finally found out what it was.

 

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