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He's losing his a peel.This banana situation needs to be corrected
He's losing his a peel.This banana situation needs to be corrected
I’ve texted the number i have for him.Would it be out of line to ask @bananafish for his phone number so we can text him?
Not me, I love it.Everyone one week ago: “Relax Shuke it’s only February, you ####ing nerd. It’s way too early”
Now: “HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THIS IS THE MOST URGENT THING OF ALL TIME”
Once we are unleashed, there is no stopping us.Everyone one week ago: “Relax Shuke it’s only February, you ####ing nerd. It’s way too early”
Now: “HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THIS IS THE MOST URGENT THING OF ALL TIME”
I don't even think I have your number. Didn't you change it with jobs or?@bananafish give us your number!!!
His numbers look like Jose Ramirez. I really wanted him.Toronto should be fun to watch this year.
Did Sarah Huckabee write this?C -
1B - José Abreu - Use ballpoint and ink him in for 35 HR/120 RBI with the most exciting lineup in all of baseball. The consummate professional hitter.
2B - Cavan Biggio - The spawn of baseball royalty, Biggio is an OBP machine with pop and incredible speed. His 100% success rate on steals portends of a magnificent career ahead.
SS -
3B - Rafael Devers - The Moots trade clears the deck for Devers to take over as team leader in all cats. Maybe not steals, but he'll get 10 to go with 40 bombs and 120 RBIs. MVP candidate.
OF - Juan Soto - Wunderkind does it all except order alcohol legally, which he'll finally do this summer when he's carrying a .400 OBP to go all the other counting stats that propel his owners to fantasy glory.
OF - Joey Gallo - Hard to believe the man with light-tower power is only 26 since he's been launching moonshots for what seems like an eternity. They built the new stadium to suit his strengths, so expect a flirtation with 60 HRs in his prime year of life.
OF -
OF -
OF -
CI -
MI -
UTIL -
UTIL -
SP - Shane Bieber - Hard to believe he is the staff ace in Cleveland with all those legendary arms, but here we are. Expect him to lock-up the Cy Young by mid July.
SP - Zach Greinke - He was winning games and striking out batters long before he became the ace of the team in Texas that has to cheat to win. He should be a fantasy ace too and not a SP2, but then again, this is why I'm considered the best in the business.
SP -
SP -
SP -
RP - Punt
RP - Punt
I mean, they're not Sonny Gray bad.Man, glad i got my two staff aces when I did. Jeeezam, pickings are slim.
Did you not see his stats last year? He was awesome. 205Ks , 2.87 era, 1.08 whipI mean, they're not Sonny Gray bad.
40 hrs 1x, 100 rbis 3x. so overrated it hurts my rectum.
Wow couldn’t have seen that coming
You can't use the same joke twice. C'mon now.Go Portland Beard Trimmings or whatever their single-A team is called
He is firmly #1 on my no fly list.I played the Stanton game last year. I fought through it and finished in last place.
Next one was pretty good imoYou can't use the same joke twice. C'mon now.
I chuckled.Next one was pretty good imo
Didn’t know strip clubs were that prevalent there. Awesome.General Malaise said:I chuckled.
Woke culture is so bad here that there's a fight in city hall over the pejorative use of the term 'development'.
I love/hate this city. Problem is, where else is there to live where weather is gentle year round, weed and sports gambling are legal, people are liberal in their politics, strip clubs are fully nude with full bars and cheap prices, religion is irrelevant and I can ski in the morning before sipping cocktails on the beach at sunset?
Guess I'll just ride it out here before the areolavirus or whatever kills us all.