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[SacramentoBob]

Too soon to rename this thread "The Poor Man's GMTAN"?

You meant Rich Man's GMTAN, right?

 

[SeaDogStat]

You just spent 6 hours online arguing your postition, BTW. Do you know how much all of us get paid for doing that?

And that's why I'm talking to you guys, you don't talk to people less successful than you for good advice. You talk to the people who have been there, done that.

...AND ignore them...

 

[TheIronSheik]

You just spent 6 hours online arguing your postition, BTW. Do you know how much all of us get paid for doing that?

And that's why I'm talking to you guys, you don't talk to people less successful than you for good advice. You talk to the people who have been there, done that.

...AND ignore them...

Exactly. Can we get a list of people who have posted in all of his threads who's advice he's taken and been thankful for?

 

[Fennis]

STOP MUCKING UP THE DELETE THREAD - TIA

 

[TheIronSheik]

I miss Eminence. :(

 

[Phinneas Q. Butterfat]

How big a pay raise is the Shift leader position? How much more work is it? Would you get benefits?

Walgreens isn't exactly a career company, they underpay and overwork their employees from what I hear. Might be time to move on.

I'm guessing around $10.00 an hour. It's much, much less work. It requires you to tell goons like me what to do all day.

what experience, other than your three months in your current role, do you have that makes you qualified to lead a team? This has to be by the way.

I was Junior and Senior Class President in High School and owned and operated my own LLC for 9 months.

Yeah but were you ever voted Best Boy?

 

[sbonomo]

well, it was good while it lasted.

 

[gmbacm]

 

[TheIronSheik]

He'll be back. Maybe not in this thread. But he'll be back. And that new thread will be just as funny as this one.

 

[Phinneas Q. Butterfat]

Were you ever Best Boy?

:airfryar:

#######it

 

[Phinneas Q. Butterfat]

What was the business of the LLC you ran in high school?

Post High School, I threw events for 9 months.

in 2005, I threw a Ritz cracker about 35 feet and then cursed Nigel.

 

[Henry Ford]

What was the business of the LLC you ran in high school?

Post High School, I threw events for 9 months.

in 2005, I threw a Ritz cracker about 35 feet and then cursed Nigel.

Last night I threw my back out.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Is there anyway we can get the mods to email Eminence and let him know we miss him?

 

[Henry Ford]

Is there anyway we can get the mods to email Eminence and let him know we miss him?

Yes, but in order to do so, we need Nicholas Cage to steal the Declaration of Independence.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I think this whole thing is a front. Just a put on.

 

[-fish-]

I think this whole thing is a front. Just a put on.

who?

 

[Henry Ford]

I think this whole thing is a front. Just a put on.

It's true. I'm actually Lee Iacocca.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Is there anyway we can get the mods to email Eminence and let him know we miss him?

Does this board even have mods anymore? I feel like they used to be every where. Also, where the hell are Joe and David?

 

[Fennis]

I'm Keith Smart

 

[TheIronSheik]

I'm Keith Dumb

 

[DocGonzo]

I'm Keith Sweat.

 

[phrozen]

I give this thread a Keith for effort

 

[Henry Ford]

I give this thread a Keith for effort

On a scale of Juan to Adolf?

 

[Das Boot]

I think this whole thing is a front. Just a put on.

who?

Eminence... it's an eminence front.

 

[TheIronSheik]

I give this thread a Keith for effort

On a scale of Juan to Adolf?

Not sure why, but this seriously cracked me up.

If I may quote one of the greatest movies of all time (Gung-Ho): "I rike you. You make me raugh."

 

[SeaDogStat]

I give this thread a Keith for effort

On a scale of Juan to Adolf?

Not sure why, but this seriously cracked me up.

If I may quote one of the greatest movies of all time (Gung-Ho): "I rike you. You make me raugh."

+1

Michael Keaton really cornered the automotive industry comedy market... Gung Ho, Mr. Mom...Cars

 

[TheIronSheik]

I give this thread a Keith for effort

On a scale of Juan to Adolf?

Not sure why, but this seriously cracked me up.

If I may quote one of the greatest movies of all time (Gung-Ho): "I rike you. You make me raugh."

+1

Michael Keaton really cornered the automotive industry comedy market... Gung Ho, Mr. Mom...Cars

Wasn't Mr. Mom about advertising and tuna fish?

 

[SeaDogStat]

That was his wife (dream milf in the 80's) Terri Garr... He was an auto designer who got laid off, along with Larry and Stan. She went back into advertising to support the family....

 

[TheIronSheik]

That was his wife (dream milf) Terri Garr... He was an auto designer who got laid off, along with Larry and Stan. She went back into advertising....

Ahh. It's been a long time since I've seen that movie. Classic.

 

[SeaDogStat]

http://economix.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/10/03/the-loss-of-u-s-pre-eminence/?BU-D-E-AD-OB-TXT-BUS-ROS-0512-NA&_r=0

Even NYT getting in on it...

The Loss of U.S. Pre-eminence By SIMON JOHNSON

Simon Johnson, former chief economist of the International Monetary Fund, is the Ronald A. Kurtz Professor of Entrepreneurship at the M.I.T. Sloan School of Management and co-author of “White House Burning: The Founding Fathers, Our National Debt, and Why It Matters to You.”

 

[Henry Ford]

That was his wife (dream milf in the 80's) Terri Garr... He was an auto designer who got laid off, along with Larry and Stan. She went back into advertising to support the family....

Ahhh.... Terri Garr. Many happy memories.

 

[SeaDogStat]

That was his wife (dream milf in the 80's) Terri Garr... He was an auto designer who got laid off, along with Larry and Stan. She went back into advertising to support the family....

Ahhh.... Terri Garr. Many happy memories.

I will not ruin your memories by posting a current pic from IMDB... like I ruined mine by going there...

Remember her from Young Frankenstein forever...

 

[TheIronSheik]

That was his wife (dream milf in the 80's) Terri Garr... He was an auto designer who got laid off, along with Larry and Stan. She went back into advertising to support the family....

Ahhh.... Terri Garr. Many happy memories.

I will not ruin your memories by posting a current pic from IMDB... like I ruined mine by going there...

Remember her from Young Frankenstein forever...

She was super 80's hot!

 

[Henry Ford]

That was his wife (dream milf in the 80's) Terri Garr... He was an auto designer who got laid off, along with Larry and Stan. She went back into advertising to support the family....

Ahhh.... Terri Garr. Many happy memories.

I will not ruin your memories by posting a current pic from IMDB... like I ruined mine by going there...

Remember her from Young Frankenstein forever...

She was super 80's hot!

Fruit of the Loom got a lot of business from me. At least, magazines running their ads did.

 

[Limp Ditka]

That was his wife (dream milf in the 80's) Terri Garr... He was an auto designer who got laid off, along with Larry and Stan. She went back into advertising to support the family....

Ahhh.... Terri Garr. Many happy memories.

I will not ruin your memories by posting a current pic from IMDB... like I ruined mine by going there...

Remember her from Young Frankenstein forever...

She was super 80's hot!

 

[Paulymaggs]

Now that we have a new woz, can we get rid of the old one?

I make the motion.

The old one is getting to be trite and pathetic.

 

[belljr]

ahhhh ramaduh inn, silver dollar pancake, what a bargain...

gung ho very underrated

 

[Spanky267]

I think this whole thing is a front. Just a put on.

It's true. I'm actually Lee Iacocca.

I thought you were Ransom Olds.

 

[Henry Ford]

I think this whole thing is a front. Just a put on.

It's true. I'm actually Lee Iacocca.

I thought you were Ransom Olds.

Please. That guy's a giant queer.

 

[ntz08]

older brother?

 

[TheIronSheik]

older brother?

Wow. This is our future.

 

[(HULK)]

older brother?

Wow. This is our future.

Blocked. Would love it if someone cut paste the hilarity.

 

[TheIronSheik]

older brother?

Wow. This is our future.

Blocked. Would love it if someone cut paste the hilarity.

So this email is currently going viral among the #financebros of New York. The common reaction seems to be, "Hey, maybe don't act this way with a college recruiter?" And it comes to us after dozens of forwards.

Here's the background: A UW-Milwaukee student is currently looking for employment in the accounting industry. He recently met a female recruiter at a career night and later sent her an email, asking for job advice.

He makes several interesting decisions in the email. He talks about possibly having a cold sore. A cold sore! And he... actually, you know what? Just read the second paragraph. It's tremendous.

From: REDACTED
Sent: Tuesday, October 01, 2013 11:06 PM
To: REDACTED
Subject: Question
Hey REDACTED,
We talked a couple weeks back at the UW-Milwaukee accounting night. (I was the one looking for equity research positions and had a zit on my lip that could have passed for a cold sore. Lol. Whew. It was not. You're probably like, "uh.. What?" Maybe that helps you recall, maybe not. Not completely important, I suppose.
Anyways, if you have a chance here is my question: (background first) I interviewed with BDO and Baker Tilly today, two firms that seem like good places to work, I believe they don't kill you like a big 4. Tomorrow I have an interview with Deloitte
somewhere I thought I've always wanted to work. Obviously I don't have an offer so this is all hypothetical thinking, but if I get the job, the reality of the situation is that I'm getting old. 25. I know you can't force love and I know it just comes when you're not looking, but would working for a big four completely squash any possibilities for potential relationships if one came along? Is working for a big four a potential career - love trade off? I mean, I like money(as do most females) but love is...great
What are your thoughts?
Thanks!
REDACTED
Sent from my iPhone
No word yet if Deloitte has called back.

UPDATE: I feel the need to clarify: The names are redacted and I know this comes as a surprise: But the email was written by a guy.

 

[(HULK)]

Lols.

What is wrong with people 10 to 15 years younger than me. This seems to be commonplace.

 

[Dentist]

Sorry

 

[Swing 51]

You gonna drive to the restaurant in your honda?

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=695093&hl=toilet#entry16075000

 

[drummer]

Yo quiero Toilet Bell

 

[TheIronSheik]

Eminence?

 

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Eminence?

 

[Fennis]

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