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Official Donald Trump for President thread (5 Viewers)

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Northern Voice said:
The full quote here is even better. More WINNING! More Russia. Then even more Russia.
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That word salad is so fantastical.  Was there one clear thought in there that was connected at all to anything else?

 I’ve always been, I’ve always been, it’s always been stated that I have the great temperament, because I have a winning temperament.
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And this...its always been stated?  No, it really hasn't.  Except by Donald himself.

 
This is why we hate Mike Pence in Indiana. "Condoms are to modern and too liberal, and don't protect against STDs." Other of his greatest hits include pushing for creationism to be taught in schools and gay conversion therapy. Good effing riddance -- one thing that I am actually grateful to Trump for is taking this imbecile off of our hands.

 
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This is why we hate Mike Pence in Indiana. "Condoms are to modern and too liberal, and don't protect against STDs." Other of his greatest hits include pushing for creationism to be taught in schools and gay conversion therapy. Good effing riddance -- one thing that I am actually grateful to Trump for is taking this imbecile off of our hands.
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Well, Wolf, I think it was — given the enormous stature that Colin Powell rightly has, not only in America but in the world community — it was a sad day. I don’t think any administration has had a worse day since boxers and briefs on MTV. And the truth is that Colin Powell had an opportunity here to reaffirm this president’s commitment to abstinence as the best choice for our young people, and he chose not to do that in the first instance, but — and so I think it’s very sad.
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Everything he said was intensely ignorant, but I am just downright puzzled by the bolded.

 
I'm going to have to ask you: Are you really in Ouagadougou? It's been like 20 years since I was there, but it kind of seemed like a ####hole

Solid posting though

 
Skoo said:
Have to disagree here, and I see a lot of people saying similar things. "Well, they're both bad, but I can't stand Hillary so I'm voting Trump".

I am not a big Hillary fan by any means, but they are not close to equally bad. All political leanings aside, one of the two candidates is extremely well-qualified for the job and the other is wildly unqualified.

To go back to your analogy, it's like meeting up with two of your friends and one shows up un-showered with stains on his clothes and the other is trying to have sex with a squirrel.

Yeah, they're both bad but not to the same degree.
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Wait a minute - sex with a squirrel? How do you catch them?

 
msommer said:
I'm going to have to ask you: Are you really in Ouagadougou? It's been like 20 years since I was there, but it kind of seemed like a ####hole

Solid posting though
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At the moment, no.

I split time between Burkina Faso, the Federated States of Micronesia, and the Pacific Northwest.

 
TobiasFunke said:
Not gonna lie, I'm gonna miss this guy so much. Off the charts unintentional comedy every day.  Even the stuff that goes under the radar is tremendous:
 

So she does an event, and then you don't hear from her and she goes to sleep, and then she'll make a speech, and then she'll go home and go to sleep again ... what part of that is dangerous? 
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I sincerely hope she gives a lot of speeches if she wins.  Both these candidates really need to take ten times the amount of naps that Reagan did.

 
TobiasFunke said:
This is like meeting up with two of your friends and one of them has his zipper down and the other is wearing silk panties on his head and chugging rancid donkey #### out of a beer stein and saying "you guys are both really embarrassing us."
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Skoo said:
To go back to your analogy, it's like meeting up with two of your friends and one shows up un-showered with stains on his clothes and the other is trying to have sex with a squirrel.

Yeah, they're both bad but not to the same degree.
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Well this explains why I have not been invited back to any cornholes. :kicksrock:

 
And yet they say stupid #### like Clinton = Trump.

Seems sort of relevant to the mess they're in since being honest about where the GOP is, and how it got there, will be important if they want to find a way out.

 
I just had a tweet just come up from the real Donald. Promoted I guess. 

It felt really good to go ahead and block him. 

 
wdcrob said:
And yet they say stupid #### like Clinton = Trump.

Seems sort of relevant to the mess they're in since being honest about where the GOP is, and how it got there, will be important if they want to find a way out.
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If the shoe fits... :shrug:  

I can't help you think your POS doesn't stink over the other POS.  At the end of the day, they're both POS and they stink to high heaven.

 
MaxThreshold said:
If the shoe fits... :shrug:  

I can't help you think your POS doesn't stink over the other POS.  At the end of the day, they're both POS and they stink to high heaven.
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I like P.J. O'Rourke's take on the choice:

I’m votin’ for Hillary.

I am endorsing Hillary. And all her lies and all her empty promises. I am endorsing Hillary. The second worst thing that could happen to this country. But she’s way behind in second place, you know? She’s wrong about absolutely everything – but she’s wrong within normal parameters.
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The bolded is the perfect summation.

 
MaxThreshold said:
If the shoe fits... :shrug:  

I can't help you think your POS doesn't stink over the other POS.  At the end of the day, they're both POS and they stink to high heaven.
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You're smarter than that. What will happen to the world economy if Trump slaps up huge tariffs and tries to "renegotiate" our national debt? Not to mention that on foreign policy, Hilary should give every real conservative a huge boner -- in that area she's Ronald Reagan with ####.

 
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More than 70 Republicans have signed an open letter to Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus urging him to stop spending any money to help Donald Trump win in November and shift those contributions to Senate and House races.
The letter comes as a number of Republican senators and high-profile GOP national security officials have come forward saying they cannot vote for Trump.

“We believe that Donald Trump’s divisiveness, recklessness, incompetence, and record-breaking unpopularity risk turning this election into a Democratic landslide, and only the immediate shift of all available RNC resources to vulnerable Senate and House races will prevent the GOP from drowning with a Trump-emblazoned anchor around its neck,” states a draft of the letter obtained by POLITICO. “This should not be a difficult decision, as Donald Trump’s chances of being elected president are evaporating by the day.”
Former Sen. Gordon Humphrey of New Hampshire and former Reps. Chris Shays of Connecticut, Tom Coleman of Missouri and Vin Weber of Minnesota are among the Republicans lending their name to the letter. Close to 20 of the co-signers are former RNC staffers, including Mindy Finn (former RNC chief digital strategist), Christine Iverson Gunderson (former RNC press secretary), Virginia Hume Onufer (former RNC deputy press secretary), Beth Miller (former RNC field communications division director), Heather Layman (former deputy press secretary), B. Jay Cooper (former RNC communications director under four chairmen) and Patrick Ruffini (former RNC ecampaign director).
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Read more: http://www.politico.com/story/2016/08/republicans-urge-rnc-cut-funds-trump-226918#ixzz4H4rXW0WE
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rockaction said:
Does this thread even serve a purpose anymore?  :deadhorse:
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Yes, we get to see Hell Toupee on a daily basis make a fool out of himself, most recently by refusing to discuss Mark Foley sitting prominently behind Trump at his rally after trashing Hillary for having the Orlando shooter's father at her rally and falsely claiming he was invited and purposely seated in the VIP section. 

Hell Toupee's response to the Mark Foley debacle, "Hey, Tim tell me about seeing Hamilton"
 
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Ok guys I think I missed the boat in life, and my chance to make millions.  IF Trump can get the right wing into frenzy by promising a wall, bigger military, killing Obama care, and making America Great again.  Crap I could have done that on a radio show.  Just have people call in and talk about how Obama is really is a Muslim, and how Obama and Clinton are killing America, how bad Nancy Pelosi is, and any other DNC member...how hard could it be?  Seriously!?  I don't have to believe a ####### word of it, but I could talk about it in circles till the cows come home, and do commercials for buying gold coins, or silver war pewter sets.  #### me I missed the boat.  

No way Hannity, Rush, and other Right  Wing nuts believe what they say.  They are probably back stage laughing their collective asses off and counting stacks of Benjamins. 

 
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