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Official Donald Trump for President thread (2 Viewers)

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Amused to Death said:
Pollster John Zogby is a specialist in digging into specific voting blocks, some of which he has given names like NASCAR and Weekly Walmart voters.

I'd take him seriously.    :coffee:
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It does prove that we were pretty spot on in our discussion about Trump supporters earlier, though. Wal-Mart and NASCAR -- noooo ####.

 
Coeur de Lion said:
:lmao:  @ Zogby. Nate Silver on Zogby back in 2009:

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/worst-pollster-in-world-strikes-again/
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Silver is just the man.  The conclusion there is priceless!

All told, between 48 contests that he’s surveyed over the past two election cycles, Zogby’s Internet polls have been off by an average of 7.6 points. This is an extreme outlier with respect to absolutely anyone else in the polling community.

These Internet polls, simply put, are not scientific and should not be published by any legitimate news organization, at least not without an asterisk the size of an Alex Rodriguez steroidal syringe. But I’ll bet you that Matt Drudge already has the siren cued up by now.

 
"We're within 2 points among folks that recently made payments on their Wal-Mart layaway account, and also have cookies from the NASCAR site on their phones! Don't believe the lying media!"

 
Has Eminence finally given up? I would love for him to just say "Yeah, Donnie is a terrible guy. I dont know what I was thinking." Then we can all move on and make fun of the Trump supporters together.



Its alright man, it is never to late to save face and admit you cant support a terrible guy.

 
WheelsUp said:
Has Eminence finally given up? I would love for him to just say "Yeah, Donnie is a terrible guy. I dont know what I was thinking." Then we can all move on and make fun of the Trump supporters together.



Its alright man, it is never to late to save face and admit you cant support a terrible guy.
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Have you read Em's posts?  He's not one of those guys who only supports Trump because he wants to see the Republican party (or the system in general) crash.  He's not one of those who only supports Trump because "he's not  PC". or because he's "not establishment".  He supports him because he agrees with him.   He can't say "Donnie is a terrible guy" because then he'd have to look into his own soul.

 
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Ok, Trumpkins, you've been taken in. That's ok, that's what the guy does, he's been taking advantage of the desperate his entire adult life. You were angry because things are changing and that's scary and you wanted somebody to tell the people who were changing things that they needed a good swift kick in the hindquarters.

But now it's time to get real and understand that things are changing and people are changing and you need to figure out a way to make your policies relevant to the new marketplace of ideas. That's a marketplace where you've been losing of late, it's a marketplace that is unmoved by Rush and Fox News, it's a marketplace that probably even speaks a lot of different languages or wears a hijab or has a family member who is gay. And there's more of those people added to the new marketplace every day and you've got to figure out how to reach them because your old market demographic is dying, man. 

You've tried it with the loons who want to put prayer back in school and keep women from having access to birth control and now you've tried it with an orange snake oil salesman and all you've done is alienated the next, and largest, bloc of voters coming down the pike. You can't go back to how it was, you've got to deal with what's ahead. So what's the fooking plan?

 
roadkill1292 said:
Ok, Trumpkins, you've been taken in. That's ok, that's what the guy does, he's been taking advantage of the desperate his entire adult life. You were angry because things are changing and that's scary and you wanted somebody to tell the people who were changing things that they needed a good swift kick in the hindquarters.

But now it's time to get real and understand that things are changing and people are changing and you need to figure out a way to make your policies relevant to the new marketplace of ideas. That's a marketplace where you've been losing of late, it's a marketplace that is unmoved by Rush and Fox News, it's a marketplace that probably even speaks a lot of different languages or wears a hijab or has a family member who is gay. And there's more of those people added to the new marketplace every day and you've got to figure out how to reach them because your old market demographic is dying, man. 

You've tried it with the loons who want to put prayer back in school and keep women from having access to birth control and now you've tried it with an orange snake oil salesman and all you've done is alienated the next, and largest, bloc of voters coming down the pike. You can't go back to how it was, you've got to deal with what's ahead. So what's the fooking plan?
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I'm guessing that they all continue to double down on the crazy extremism. Futile impeachment trials, more attempts to repeal the ACA, still refusing to hold hearings on SC justices and approve budgets. I hope not, but that is my guess. I'd also guess that this schtick is wearing pretty thin with a majority of voters, which we might start seeing in the results of the Congressional races soon.

 
Might be time to fire up a new thread -- "If your state seceded, what kind of a country would it be?"

Mine would hopefully have lots of vice.

 
JerseyToughGuys said:
And it has started

via trump twitter

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/pow-its-just-a-2-point-race-clinton-38-trump-36/article/2599471
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This is bad news, and isn't very funny at all. This is part of his attempt to add legitimacy to claims that the election was rigged when he loses. If people buy into these bogus polls and Trump insists on taking it that way, we could be looking at some wide spread civil unrest type ugliness in November. This jack off is a dangerous egomaniacal nut job, and the Republican party is really teetering on the brink of doing some serious damage to the country if they can't squelch him.

 
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dutch said:
If I'm Johnson I don't think I accept that endorsement and even if Johnson does acknowledge and perhaps accept it I don't see any/many of Trumps followers voting for Johnson or anyone else for that matter.  This election is a lost cause for Republicans.
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i'm not sure I would if I were him either.

 
This is my pledge to the American people: as your President I will be your greatest champion. I will fight to ensure that every American is treated equally, protected equally, and honored equally.

We will reject bigotry and hatred and oppression in all its forms, and seek a new future built on our common culture and values as one American people.

-Donald J. Trump
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That should fix everything.

 
Clinton still up 7.3% per the average of the polling aggregators' averages.  Pretty much locked in right there for the last 8-10 days or so IIRC.  Will be very hard to turn that around now -- especially with the Rs in disarray about what to do.

 
Dinsy Ejotuz said:
Clinton still up 7.3% per the average of the polling aggregators' averages.  Pretty much locked in right there for the last 8-10 days or so IIRC.  Will be very hard to turn that around now -- especially with the Rs in disarray about what to do.
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Russia and the Trumpeteer, Putin, will still have a lot to say about this election.  They'll go to great lengths to get their guy installed.  

 
Ignoramus said:
Russia and the Trumpeteer, Putin, will still have a lot to say about this election.  They'll go to great lengths to get their guy installed.  
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Trumpettes - who annoyingly fancy themselves as loving America more than us regular people - aligning themselves with one of the bigger enemies of our interests as a nation.

Another oddity to come out of this thing.

 
Plorfu said:
This is my pledge to the American people: as your President I will be your greatest champion. I will fight to ensure that every American is treated equally, protected equally, and honored equally.

We will reject bigotry and hatred and oppression in all its forms, and seek a new future built on our common culture and values as one American people.

-Donald J. Trump
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That should fix everything.
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Exactly! Obviously all those incendiary things he's said over the last 14 or so months was just "sarcasm". :rolleyes:  

 
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