Official Drunk Thread (1 Viewer)

[rockaction]

"A drunk man on horseback galloped onto the 91 Freeway in Long Beach on his birthday…

CHP officers responded around 1 a.m. Saturday to a report of a man riding a white horse on the eastbound 91 from Paramount Boulevard to Downey Avenue. Officers found the man on his horse after he had exited at Downey and rode into Bellflower.

They stopped the man and administered field sobriety tests, with results of .21 and .19 percent - or more than double the legal limit.

The man was arrested and booked for RIDING A HORSE UNDER THE INFLUENCE.

His horse Guera was unharmed and was released to Perez's mother."

God, that's scary for both he and the horse and the drivers. 

I know it's supposed to be funny, but riding a horse onto the freeway is serious stuff for all involved, both innocents and intoxicants. No lecture, just...whoa.  

 

[Hov34]

2 Percocets

1.5 Zenaflex (muscle relaxer)

1 Whiskey Sour

I'm not very bright.

 

[strykerpks]

2 Percocets

1.5 Zenaflex (muscle relaxer)

1 Whiskey Sour

I'm not very bright.

Fax me some of them. Throw in a whisky sour too

 

[Maggot Brain]

Bushmills is good

 

[Ilov80s]

I am going where streams of whiskey are flowing. 

 

[shadrap]

2 Percocets

1.5 Zenaflex (muscle relaxer)

1 Whiskey Sour

I'm not very bright.

or very smart.  It's a fine line. 

 

[shadrap]

or very smart.  It's a fine line. 

yep, me again.   Santana plus smoke, plus booze========nirvana.   Tomorrow is a little different story.

Happy trails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[strykerpks]

Oh hey

 

[Wrigley]

Tried a “stoned” thread last week 

:wave:

 

[strykerpks]

Tried a “stoned” thread last week 

:wave:

Pretty sure there was one back in the day. Not sure if it got pruned but probs.

 

[Maggot Brain]

PUB CRAWL!!! Cocoa/Cocoa Beach Fla today starting at 6:00PM....already into my Jameson and Bass appetizers

 

[rockaction]

Oh, do you come here often? 

 

[Maggot Brain]

PUB CRAWL!!! Cocoa/Cocoa Beach Fla today starting at 6:00PM....already into my Jameson and Bass appetizers

And now finally recovering .....hair of the dog sucks a##

 

[Ilov80s]

How close I teeter 

 

[strykerpks]

Sup

 

[dutch]

She's gonna get a text

 

[rockaction]

Hey there handsome.

 

[The Z Machine]

Checking in, yo.

I get emotional when I drink heavily.

 

[strykerpks]

Extra hour of drinking tonight. I'm gonna pass :(  

 

[shuke]

Extra hour of drinking tonight. I'm gonna pass :(  

That's too bad.

 

[strykerpks]

That's too bad.

Your face is too bad

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Your face is too bad

That's what Brandon Woodruff told Clayton Kershaw. 

 

[Ilov80s]

Been there, done that

 

[Zegras11]

I'm 

Well

Drunk

 

[IC FBGCav]

Well done.

 

[bryhamm]

Extra hour of drinking tonight. I'm gonna pass :(  

out.  you forgot the word out.

 

[Max Power]

https://youtu.be/aJ2EV9sF76I

Robot bartenders. Ummm.....yeah

 

[Ilov80s]

Get out the blood hounds, raise all the men you can,. lock the women in doors and wait for me.

 

[rockaction]

Get out the blood hounds, raise all the men you can,. lock the women in doors and wait for me.

Yr spa cing is sus pect here. But your pace sing is per fect. 

eta* I can't join the festivities, just saying. 

 

[fatness]

Drnuk sound ye.

 

[Ilov80s]

Pullin' out the coupe at the lot
Told 'em "#### 12, #### SWAT"

 

[need2know]

Pullin' out the coupe at the lot
Told 'em "#### 12, #### SWAT"

More than usual.    Had some tequila at a mexican restaurant than moved to rum.  Wasssup

 

[Ilov80s]

More than usual.    Had some tequila at a mexican restaurant than moved to rum.  Wasssup

Very nice. Rum mixed drink?

 

[Hov34]

 

[need2know]

Very nice. Rum mixed drink?

Kinda weird.  Moved from captain Morgan 100 and coke zero to kracken.  The kracken is a much different beast.

 

[Nigel]

I’m cocked

 

[Ilov80s]

I’m cocked

I'm tight... this seems  out of time  and place. 

 

[Nigel]

I'm tight... this seems  out of time  and place. 

No comprendo

 

[Ilov80s]

No comprendo

Agreed, comprendo sucks 

 

[rockaction]

Been a long time since the book of love

(still not drunk.)

 

[Hov34]

I’m cocked

I'm tight...

 

[otb_lifer]

LIFTOFF!

 

[otb_lifer]

ya know when yer pounding $5 pints at the bar, and the 'keep will give you singles mixed in your change, to facilitate their tips?

raging ####in' Sheila up in here keeps changing me Abes - her tip waved bye bye a long ####### time ago. 



GFY

 

[Ilov80s]

ya know when yer pounding $5 pints at the bar, and the 'keep will give you singles mixed in your change, to facilitate their tips?

raging ####in' Sheila up in here keeps changing me Abes - her tip waved bye bye a long ####### time ago. 



GFY

What’s beer choice for the day?

 

[otb_lifer]

What’s beer choice for the day?

was Kona Big Wave Golden ... had grapefruit notes, which i'm currently in the process of flushing out from every possible orifice - it ain't pretty ... worst hangover since Wednesday.

 

[Poke_4_Life]

Oh. Hi there.

 

[need2know]

Classic thread