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***Official*** FFA iDating Thread (2 Viewers)

Woz, seriously, I can't just let you leave your profile like that. Its terrible. If you won't take my advice on it, ask Krista or Furley or someone. Its full of typos and poor grammar and those pics need to be cropped or left alone. You can't just scribble out your ex's faces and use them. :unsure:All jokes aside, I can fix it up if you want.
Trust her on this Woz. She knows what she's talking about.
 
You know how women seem to have their interest raised when they see you with an attractive woman?Does this translate at all online? :unsure:
Got a few comments on the "dress" in one of the pictures with me... doesn't seem to be hurting. (I'm screwed because I have no pics of just me).
If the pictures are with an ex, crop them. If they're with random friends, leave them be.
Woz, seriously, I can't just let you leave your profile like that. Its terrible. If you won't take my advice on it, ask Krista or Furley or someone. Its full of typos and poor grammar and those pics need to be cropped or left alone. You can't just scribble out your ex's faces and use them. :scared:All jokes aside, I can fix it up if you want.
I have done his pics already.
 
Mr. Pickles said:
Kraft... said:
Otis said:
Mr. Pickles said:
Otis said:
Flaming Moe said:
krista4 said:
BTW, I've looked at profiles for a couple of people now. Offer's still open if anyone needs female opnion (that means you, Woz).
What about Otis? He needs more help than Woz.
I definitely haven't been getting a ton of love, but I've got some.I got a response from an older chick using the following gem:

Subject: You're not 36

You seriously don't look at day over 21. I call bs here.

In any event, I'll bet you a drink you aren't a day over 25. If you are, I guess we have to meet for that drink.

Well?
I can't believe I am 36 either--my birthday was last week!

So it looks like we will have to meet for a drink...

Carissa
Good crap I'm eCharming. :cry:
Your game is weak, sir.
Can't be that weak. We're on for drinks. She wanted to do it next week, but I'm traveling, so we scheduled it for the following Monday.She's pretty cute I think.

;)
Doesn't look 36 in that pic, I would have guessed 28-32 range
She may have been when that pic was taken.See, here's where people are making n00b mistakes. People are full of ####. This online thing seems like gravy (and often it is), but you will encounter a lot of bs. I almost guarantee this chick is far less cute in person than her off-center, darkly-lit pic implies.

And I have to laugh at the O giving himself iprops over landing this bass. It doesn't take much to have some success online. That's not the appropriate metric here. The trick is to find the few tolerable prospects.
Whoa, wait a minute. "the O"?????
Because he wants to show the girls his O Face.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MUfB4xZgsA

 
Woz, seriously, I can't just let you leave your profile like that. Its terrible. If you won't take my advice on it, ask Krista or Furley or someone. Its full of typos and poor grammar and those pics need to be cropped or left alone. You can't just scribble out your ex's faces and use them. :bag:All jokes aside, I can fix it up if you want.
Trust her on this Woz. She knows what she's talking about.
These women have no idea what they are talking about, and I think are only saying this because they don't want you to date. I actually think it is a good idea to put a picture of yourself smirking/snarling at the camera, next to an almost chubby girl in a red blouse whose face has been scratched out with what appears to be a ball-point pen. The scratch-marks have a nice, subtle voice, something like "I'm a homicidal maniac, and in my spare time I cut out pictures of Jessica Beil and paste them on my penis."
 
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Woz, seriously, I can't just let you leave your profile like that. Its terrible. If you won't take my advice on it, ask Krista or Furley or someone. Its full of typos and poor grammar and those pics need to be cropped or left alone. You can't just scribble out your ex's faces and use them. :loco:All jokes aside, I can fix it up if you want.
Trust her on this Woz. She knows what she's talking about.
These women have no idea what they are talking about, and I think are only saying this because they don't want you to date. I actually think it is a good idea to put a picture of yourself smirking/snarling at the camera, next to an almost chubby girl in a red blouse whose face has been scratched out with what appears to be a ball-point pen. The scratch-marks have a nice, subtle voice, something like "I'm a homicidal maniac, and in my spare time I cut out pictures of Jessica Beil and paste them on my penis."
:o
 
Mrs. BSR gave me the :loco: after checking out the profile.

...and I quote:

"Nice. No wonder you've got so many on the hook. :o"

Yeah me!!

LOL. Nice to know "married chicks like me"

 
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Woz, seriously, I can't just let you leave your profile like that. Its terrible. If you won't take my advice on it, ask Krista or Furley or someone. Its full of typos and poor grammar and those pics need to be cropped or left alone. You can't just scribble out your ex's faces and use them. :clyde:All jokes aside, I can fix it up if you want.
Trust her on this Woz. She knows what she's talking about.
These women have no idea what they are talking about, and I think are only saying this because they don't want you to date. I actually think it is a good idea to put a picture of yourself smirking/snarling at the camera, next to an almost chubby girl in a red blouse whose face has been scratched out with what appears to be a ball-point pen. The scratch-marks have a nice, subtle voice, something like "I'm a homicidal maniac, and in my spare time I cut out pictures of Jessica Beil and paste them on my penis."
:loco: :o :thumbup:
 
Woz, seriously, I can't just let you leave your profile like that. Its terrible. If you won't take my advice on it, ask Krista or Furley or someone. Its full of typos and poor grammar and those pics need to be cropped or left alone. You can't just scribble out your ex's faces and use them. :gang2:All jokes aside, I can fix it up if you want.
Trust her on this Woz. She knows what she's talking about.
These women have no idea what they are talking about, and I think are only saying this because they don't want you to date. I actually think it is a good idea to put a picture of yourself smirking/snarling at the camera, next to an almost chubby girl in a red blouse whose face has been scratched out with what appears to be a ball-point pen. The scratch-marks have a nice, subtle voice, something like "I'm a homicidal maniac, and in my spare time I cut out pictures of Jessica Beil and paste them on my penis."
:lol: (where is his profile?)
 
I'll set us up the underground network. :ph34r: Those here who are actively idating and interested in the sharing of pics should pm me an email address for the invite.
What about those of us who are not actively idating but are still interested in the sharing of pics? :excited:
:unsure:
:goodposting: :goodposting:
One step at a time. Let's see if we can round up the contributors, then possibly some trusted voyeurs can be invited.
 
This thread could have used some SweetJ pages ago. Where the hell have you been?
Been in Santa Barbara for a week visiting my brother. Had very limited computor access. Sweet Moses, the chicks in that town rock.Alas, I didn't get a chance to visit Mrs. B.
 
This thread could have used some SweetJ pages ago. Where the hell have you been?
Been in Santa Barbara for a week visiting my brother. Had very limited computor access. Sweet Moses, the chicks in that town rock.Alas, I didn't get a chance to visit Mrs. B.
I love SB, I used to get out there a lot for work. Havent been there in a few years though
 
I'll set us up the underground network. :ph34r: Those here who are actively idating and interested in the sharing of pics should pm me an email address for the invite.
What about those of us who are not actively idating but are still interested in the sharing of pics? :excited:
:goodposting:
:goodposting: :goodposting:
One step at a time. Let's see if we can round up the contributors, then possibly some trusted voyeurs can be invited.
In. Thanks Disco for setting this up. Waiting for Otis and Woz to join and share.
 
This thread could have used some SweetJ pages ago. Where the hell have you been?
Been in Santa Barbara for a week visiting my brother. Had very limited computor access. Sweet Moses, the chicks in that town rock.Alas, I didn't get a chance to visit Mrs. B.
Isn't there a rather large mountain in between Santa Barbara and the grapevine area? Those backroads are boring as hell.
 
You know how women seem to have their interest raised when they see you with an attractive woman?Does this translate at all online? :confused:
Got a few comments on the "dress" in one of the pictures with me... doesn't seem to be hurting. (I'm screwed because I have no pics of just me).
If the pictures are with an ex, crop them. If they're with random friends, leave them be.
Woz, seriously, I can't just let you leave your profile like that. Its terrible. If you won't take my advice on it, ask Krista or Furley or someone. Its full of typos and poor grammar and those pics need to be cropped or left alone. You can't just scribble out your ex's faces and use them. :loco:All jokes aside, I can fix it up if you want.
I've given Woz some comments on his match and plentyoffish profiles. Haven't seen the pics on match, though, since I'm not a member. I was able to see his plentyoffish pic without being a member, and also told him that he definitely needs to fix the pic with the scratched out face. :mellow:
Both profiles have been changed. Thanks for the input.
 
You know how women seem to have their interest raised when they see you with an attractive woman?Does this translate at all online? :confused:
Got a few comments on the "dress" in one of the pictures with me... doesn't seem to be hurting. (I'm screwed because I have no pics of just me).
If the pictures are with an ex, crop them. If they're with random friends, leave them be.
Woz, seriously, I can't just let you leave your profile like that. Its terrible. If you won't take my advice on it, ask Krista or Furley or someone. Its full of typos and poor grammar and those pics need to be cropped or left alone. You can't just scribble out your ex's faces and use them. :mellow:All jokes aside, I can fix it up if you want.
Appreciate that, but I've taken care of it. But I am curious as to how you found my profile though...
 
I actually think it is a good idea to put a picture of yourself smirking/snarling at the camera, next to an almost chubby girl in a red blouse whose face has been scratched out with what appears to be a ball-point pen. The scratch-marks have a nice, subtle voice, something like "I'm a homicidal maniac, and in my spare time I cut out pictures of Jessica Beil and paste them on my penis."
:ph34r: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
This thread could have used some SweetJ pages ago. Where the hell have you been?
Been in Santa Barbara for a week visiting my brother. Had very limited computor access. Sweet Moses, the chicks in that town rock.Alas, I didn't get a chance to visit Mrs. B.
Isn't there a rather large mountain in between Santa Barbara and the grapevine area? Those backroads are boring as hell.
My first day was spent on the beach, drinking and looking at breasts. Then walked back to bro's house and played drinking games with co-eds. Holy christ I miss college. On the bright note, I rock at flip-cup. On the bad note, I puked on his avacado trees and came perilously close to groping some poor soul. GB cute students.My second day was spent at the Chumash casino. Holy christ, what a find. Like printing money. GB dumb students.My third night was spent at "80's night" at a local bar. At one point I turned to my brother and asked whether he thought these girls were alive when a song was playing (AC/DC, All Night Long). He didn't think so. GB dancing students. Side note: no puking this time, but head was feeling it by now.The rest of the trip was mostly a blur. So, in short: I didn't see much of the mountains, or grapevines. The avacado trees aren't much to look at, though.
 
My first day was spent on the beach, drinking and looking at breasts. Then walked back to bro's house and played drinking games with co-eds. Holy christ I miss college. On the bright note, I rock at flip-cup. On the bad note, I puked on his avacado trees and came perilously close to groping some poor soul. GB cute students.My second day was spent at the Chumash casino. Holy christ, what a find. Like printing money. GB dumb students.My third night was spent at "80's night" at a local bar. At one point I turned to my brother and asked whether he thought these girls were alive when a song was playing (AC/DC, All Night Long). He didn't think so. GB dancing students. Side note: no puking this time, but head was feeling it by now.The rest of the trip was mostly a blur. So, in short: I didn't see much of the mountains, or grapevines. The avacado trees aren't much to look at, though.
Awesome
 
But I am curious as to how you found my profile though...
Didn't you start a thread called "I put a profile on Match.com"? That's like leaving a steak on the table and being curious that the dog ate it. Once you put this thread up, there seriously was no way Early wasn't finding it.
 
I just wanted to take the time to say I love this thread. It has been very entertaining already, and the potential is sky high.

now, boys...Join in with Disco Stu and me in the FFA Underground to share pics. I am curious to see your ladies.

just PM your email address to Stu to be added.

 
Why won't you guys just post pics here?

These girls are already posting their pics on the web, so I don't think it's morally a problem. And as long as you don't give usernames/real life names/links to profiles etc., seems like there could be little harm?

:kicksrock:

 

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