My first day was spent on the beach, drinking and looking at breasts. Then walked back to bro's house and played drinking games with co-eds. Holy christ I miss college. On the bright note, I rock at flip-cup. On the bad note, I puked on his avacado trees and came perilously close to groping some poor soul. GB cute students.My second day was spent at the Chumash casino. Holy christ, what a find. Like printing money. GB dumb students.My third night was spent at "80's night" at a local bar. At one point I turned to my brother and asked whether he thought these girls were alive when a song was playing (AC/DC, All Night Long). He didn't think so. GB dancing students. Side note: no puking this time, but head was feeling it by now.The rest of the trip was mostly a blur. So, in short: I didn't see much of the mountains, or grapevines. The avacado trees aren't much to look at, though.