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***Official*** FFA iDating Thread (5 Viewers)
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culdeus
Footballguy
still? really? lunch sometime?OK, based on advice from krista and others I've started being upfront about the separated thing with anyone who shows interest. So I'm 32, have a kid, and legally I'm married... let's see how fast these 23-25 year olds run away.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Yep... long story. Next week?still? really? lunch sometime?OK, based on advice from krista and others I've started being upfront about the separated thing with anyone who shows interest. So I'm 32, have a kid, and legally I'm married... let's see how fast these 23-25 year olds run away.
Early_10
footballgoddess
I didn't see him say relationship, did you?Being 32 are you seriously wanting to have a relationship with someone who is that much younger?OK, based on advice from krista and others I've started being upfront about the separated thing with anyone who shows interest. So I'm 32, have a kid, and legally I'm married... let's see how fast these 23-25 year olds run away.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Relationship was your word, not mine.Being 32 are you seriously wanting to have a relationship with someone who is that much younger?OK, based on advice from krista and others I've started being upfront about the separated thing with anyone who shows interest. So I'm 32, have a kid, and legally I'm married... let's see how fast these 23-25 year olds run away.
Besides, I'm trying to cast a fairly wide net, but for some reason keep catching the young ones. (This is mainly hotornot, where you just have to click "Yes" on anyone you're interested in, then wait to see if they do the same.)
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Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
I didn't see him say relationship, did you?Being 32 are you seriously wanting to have a relationship with someone who is that much younger?OK, based on advice from krista and others I've started being upfront about the separated thing with anyone who shows interest. So I'm 32, have a kid, and legally I'm married... let's see how fast these 23-25 year olds run away.
Phone call interrupted my reply, so you beat me to it by far...I didn't see him say relationship, did you?Being 32 are you seriously wanting to have a relationship with someone who is that much younger?OK, based on advice from krista and others I've started being upfront about the separated thing with anyone who shows interest. So I'm 32, have a kid, and legally I'm married... let's see how fast these 23-25 year olds run away.
THAT NOT WHY WERE HERE. GLLLLL PEACE.I dont think you guys should even have a girlfriend clause. Think about it. You generally sign up for a site like this to find a girlfriend. So, if you lose this bet because you meet a girlfriend out of the match.com girls you go out with, you are actually winning the bet (que corny music)Interesting workaround.I'm not looking for welch reasons here, by the way. Just trying to anticipate the sorts of issues that could arise in this kind of bet.Or maybe we just do it for a limited time (2 months?) and leave it at that. You get into a relationship in that short amount of time at your own peril. Then we can avoid it.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Exactly. In that post I was disagreeing with ditka's premise that the purpose of these sites is to find a girlfriend.(now watch me be the first to find himself with tampons in the bathroomI didn't see him say relationship, did you?Being 32 are you seriously wanting to have a relationship with someone who is that much younger?OK, based on advice from krista and others I've started being upfront about the separated thing with anyone who shows interest. So I'm 32, have a kid, and legally I'm married... let's see how fast these 23-25 year olds run away.THAT NOT WHY WERE HERE. GLLLLL PEACE.I dont think you guys should even have a girlfriend clause. Think about it. You generally sign up for a site like this to find a girlfriend. So, if you lose this bet because you meet a girlfriend out of the match.com girls you go out with, you are actually winning the bet (que corny music)Interesting workaround.I'm not looking for welch reasons here, by the way. Just trying to anticipate the sorts of issues that could arise in this kind of bet.Or maybe we just do it for a limited time (2 months?) and leave it at that. You get into a relationship in that short amount of time at your own peril. Then we can avoid it.
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Otis
Footballguy
Way to take absolutely horrible advice, guyOK, based on advice from krista and others I've started being upfront about the separated thing with anyone who shows interest. So I'm 32, have a kid, and legally I'm married... let's see how fast these 23-25 year olds run away.
mr. furley
Footballguy
yup.. this is shaping up nicely.I'm getting kinda nervous. I have a great out in that she mentions she loves her dogs and I can always tell her I hate dogs (which is completely true) and that would probably ruin it for her. The problem is her sister is a co-worker of mine and ditching the sister would NOT look good as I'm trying to get a job offer from here before I go back to school for my last year.This sounds like the one for you. GO FOR THE GOLD.May as well give an updatelentyoffish:1. The date I mentioned earlier has been moved to Friday night. Gonna go to a martini lounge after my ball game. I pushed to just meet her there, but she insisted I pick her up. Couple this with the fact she's e-mailed me randomly twice to moreso tell me how her days have went and texted me twice last night after I called her have me a bit worried. The content of what she's saying if fine, but I almost get the feeling that she thinks we're "dating" already. And yeah as I was typing the thread of this I got a text from her asking if I'm still at work.
mr. furley
Footballguy
it wasn't the girlfriend doing the clothes-buying.. it was his sister.Who is going to buy your clothes for all this dating you are doing with your gf out of the picture?I'm getting kinda nervous. I have a great out in that she mentions she loves her dogs and I can always tell her I hate dogs (which is completely true) and that would probably ruin it for her. The problem is her sister is a co-worker of mine and ditching the sister would NOT look good as I'm trying to get a job offer from here before I go back to school for my last year.This sounds like the one for you. GO FOR THE GOLD.May as well give an update
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Way to take absolutely horrible advice, guyOK, based on advice from krista and others I've started being upfront about the separated thing with anyone who shows interest. So I'm 32, have a kid, and legally I'm married... let's see how fast these 23-25 year olds run away.
Luckily I only email a few at a time. So this can be dropped with minimal damage. It's not like I emailed 60 chicks at once... 
krista4
Footballguy
Says the guy who tonight is taking the girl out who has apparently chopped off his #### and is keeping it in her refrigerator.Way to take absolutely horrible advice, guyOK, based on advice from krista and others I've started being upfront about the separated thing with anyone who shows interest. So I'm 32, have a kid, and legally I'm married... let's see how fast these 23-25 year olds run away.
Otis
Footballguy
Says the guy who tonight is taking the girl out who has apparently chopped off his #### and is keeping it in her refrigerator.Way to take absolutely horrible advice, guyOK, based on advice from krista and others I've started being upfront about the separated thing with anyone who shows interest. So I'm 32, have a kid, and legally I'm married... let's see how fast these 23-25 year olds run away.
Bankerguy
Footballguy
The Separated thing is on my profile and I don't hide it.....doesn't not slow me down any.Way to take absolutely horrible advice, guyOK, based on advice from krista and others I've started being upfront about the separated thing with anyone who shows interest. So I'm 32, have a kid, and legally I'm married... let's see how fast these 23-25 year olds run away.
Luckily I only email a few at a time. So this can be dropped with minimal damage. It's not like I emailed 60 chicks at once...
krista4
Footballguy
Says the guy who tonight is taking the girl out who has apparently chopped off his #### and is keeping it in her refrigerator.Way to take absolutely horrible advice, guyOK, based on advice from krista and others I've started being upfront about the separated thing with anyone who shows interest. So I'm 32, have a kid, and legally I'm married... let's see how fast these 23-25 year olds run away.
I'm just rooting for you to get back in the game and be the Real Otis again, though. ditka...mike ditka
Footballguy
Alright boys, i just looked at match.com from my area and found about 5-6 girls I want to message..so its time for me to enter the game. I was thinking only signing up for a month though..did everyone else do three months?
Bankerguy
Footballguy
Country music...think that is Woz.Def. not me.
Team Tosh
Footballguy
My bad. Then I like your chances even more. Good luck!Country music...think that is Woz.Def. not me.
H Jass
Footballguy
This a great f'ing thread. Though my problem is I can't help but picture bankerguy looking like his avatar (and Ivan Karamazov for that matter) and wondering how the hell he's going to score. Add that same concept to Disco Stu and its pissing me off he's breaking his cardinal rule by advertising.
ditka...mike ditka
Footballguy
im a big country fan....i guess im dq'd
Team Tosh
Footballguy
That's right, that was you.Sure I don't like it, but I grew up in WI and the more I think of it, there's tons of strange around there that really get into country music. Hopefully you'll find some in Chicago.
cubbyMIH
Footballguy
Set up both plentyoffish (last night) and hotornot (just now) accounts, we'll see how it goes. Seems to be pretty low quality on plentyoffish and I'm afraid the "I'm 37" thing may be eliminating me from a lot of the younger girls (the types I likes) I think a lot of late 20's put like up to 35 or something and I missed the cutoff by 2 years. It can't be my picture as Mrs. BSR assures me it's Probably give the 2 free sites until the weekend to see what's happening before taking the match plunge. Lot of hot younger girls on hot or not in my area..........played otis and sent out more "yes I'd like to meet you's" than I can count. This should be interesting!
Probably give the 2 free sites until the weekend to see what's happening before taking the match plunge. Lot of hot younger girls on hot or not in my area..........played otis and sent out more "yes I'd like to meet you's" than I can count. This should be interesting!
Team Tosh
Footballguy
I'm slowly working on my profile for plenty of fish and wow is that painful. I write a lot for work, but I never have to write about myself. I can't seem to write like I talk.
Contests are way out of my league, but you guys have inspired me to get into the online dating and for that I thank you.
Contests are way out of my league, but you guys have inspired me to get into the online dating and for that I thank you.
ditka...mike ditka
Footballguy
i have officially signed up for match..i just need to get everything approved and its on.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
This a great f'ing thread. Though my problem is I can't help but picture bankerguy looking like his avatar (and Ivan Karamazov for that matter) and wondering how the hell he's going to score. Add that same concept to Disco Stu and its pissing me off he's breaking his cardinal rule by advertising.
Disco Stu apologizes for letting his fans down.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
If you're looking to go younger, the good thing about hotornot is that your age isn't prominently displayed. They have to go to your "Super Profile" (ie myspace ripoff page) to see it unless for some dumb reason you list it in your profile text. If you look younger, you'll do fine.The most promising girl I've been talking to there didn't even know my age until I mentioned the age difference. She was hooked by then...Set up both plentyoffish (last night) and hotornot (just now) accounts, we'll see how it goes. Seems to be pretty low quality on plentyoffish and I'm afraid the "I'm 37" thing may be eliminating me from a lot of the younger girls (the types I likes) I think a lot of late 20's put like up to 35 or something and I missed the cutoff by 2 years. It can't be my picture as Mrs. BSR assures me it's
No ####### way... I hate country music and am insulted by that comment.Country music...think that is Woz.Def. not me.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
What ages have you mainly been working?The Separated thing is on my profile and I don't hide it.....doesn't not slow me down any.Way to take absolutely horrible advice, guyOK, based on advice from krista and others I've started being upfront about the separated thing with anyone who shows interest. So I'm 32, have a kid, and legally I'm married... let's see how fast these 23-25 year olds run away.
Luckily I only email a few at a time. So this can be dropped with minimal damage. It's not like I emailed 60 chicks at once...
Bankerguy
Footballguy
My bad........I knew it was you or Ditka.Sorry buddy!!!No ####### way... I hate country music and am insulted by that comment.Country music...think that is Woz.Def. not me.
Bankerguy
Footballguy
I work the 27 - 37 range .........I am early thirties.What ages have you mainly been working?The Separated thing is on my profile and I don't hide it.....doesn't not slow me down any.Way to take absolutely horrible advice, guyOK, based on advice from krista and others I've started being upfront about the separated thing with anyone who shows interest. So I'm 32, have a kid, and legally I'm married... let's see how fast these 23-25 year olds run away.Luckily I only email a few at a time. So this can be dropped with minimal damage. It's not like I emailed 60 chicks at once...
ditka...mike ditka
Footballguy
couple of the hot girls in my area mention loving country music in their profilesMy bad........I knew it was you or Ditka.Sorry buddy!!!No ####### way... I hate country music and am insulted by that comment.Country music...think that is Woz.Def. not me.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Uh oh...I think I'm gonna have to catch up on this thread.
Unless of course someone wants to give me the Cliffs Notes?lease:
What do I have to do to smoke your asses in this contest? Is it an actual contest?
Unless of course someone wants to give me the Cliffs Notes?
lease:What do I have to do to smoke your asses in this contest? Is it an actual contest?
Bankerguy
Footballguy
Not a contest.For me anyway.Uh oh...I think I'm gonna have to catch up on this thread.Unless of course someone wants to give me the Cliffs Notes?
dickey moe
Fingerpicker
Please post updates of any...... ANY woman that would go out with you.
ditka...mike ditka
Footballguy
how long does it take for them to approve these pictures??
That depends if you exposed your penis.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Bankerguy
Footballguy
Because.... I just got separated???Join the fun..show us how it's done then.I love the wise cracks from the cheap seats.So, is this where all the single, lonely guys get to brag about how many cute 20-something year olds they are going to sleep with?You realize that most of you are single for a reason, right?
the moops
Footballguy
Wow, settle down friend. You need to get laid man...Because.... I just got separated???Join the fun..show us how it's done then.I love the wise cracks from the cheap seats.So, is this where all the single, lonely guys get to brag about how many cute 20-something year olds they are going to sleep with?You realize that most of you are single for a reason, right?
Bankerguy
Footballguy
Laid...nah, read page 5 (I believe). I'm still recovering btw!!!Nobody is riled up...just come join the fun. I am sure you could show us a few things no doubt.Wow, settle down friend. You need to get laid man...Because.... I just got separated???Join the fun..show us how it's done then.I love the wise cracks from the cheap seats.So, is this where all the single, lonely guys get to brag about how many cute 20-something year olds they are going to sleep with?You realize that most of you are single for a reason, right?
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