krista4
Footballguy
Truthfully, though, women are waaaaay less hung up on age than guys are. Don't think it will harm you. 
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Truthfully, though, women are waaaaay less hung up on age than guys are. Don't think it will harm you. 
Bankerguy
Footballguy
I honestly do get the impression she is into me. It's almost just her approach to dating.......a no pressure/expectations thing. Anyway.....she can call it whatever she likes. If we are going for drinks and a game of pool, we will be seeing if there is a chemistry and a connection. If not, I will quickly move on. Will try this out as I have a positive impression of her. Like I said, the worst case....it will make for a funny update here. Stay tuned.This was my impression as well...my first thought was that she's not into you and keeping you as a backup. We'll see, but you have plenty of other options anyway!
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Bankerguy
Footballguy
Yeah...this is an interesting angle. If things look grim I may bust this out. That would be funny."Hey GolfGal..........I am going to talk to that table of ladies over there"I would go on dates with her and hit on other chicks, hey you're out with a "friend"I think it's just her approach to dating. Become friends first....to me it's still kind of like dating. Maybe to her it is less pressure and expectations, not sure? Just my hunch. I am going to pursue....who knows it may make for some funny updates.The stuff with The Teacher sounds strange to me. If she's looking to be "just friends", why the hell is she on a dating site? It's not any "woman speak" I've ever heard. Very odd, IMO.
Might lose her as a result but think of the entertainment value the stories could provide
"Bye buddy"
Kraft...
Footballguy
Better yet, ask her to be your wing manYeah...this is an interesting angle. If things look grim I may bust this out. That would be funny."Hey GolfGal..........I am going to talk to that table of ladies over there"I would go on dates with her and hit on other chicks, hey you're out with a "friend"I think it's just her approach to dating. Become friends first....to me it's still kind of like dating. Maybe to her it is less pressure and expectations, not sure? Just my hunch. I am going to pursue....who knows it may make for some funny updates.The stuff with The Teacher sounds strange to me. If she's looking to be "just friends", why the hell is she on a dating site? It's not any "woman speak" I've ever heard. Very odd, IMO.
Might lose her as a result but think of the entertainment value the stories could provide
Foosball God
Foos
A half an hour sucks?? Jeebus, you need to drive a half an hour to get anywhere in the Detroit suburbs.
Bankerguy
Footballguy
1.5......not 0.5 hours.I live in a city of 400 000..I just wish I can find a cutie with a head on her shoulders here.
ditka...mike ditka
Footballguy
so guys, ill be sending out my first messages tonight...what do you guys usually go with for a first message?
Bankerguy
Footballguy
My only advice is to stay true to your real personality.Don't be cocky and over confident if you aren't in real life.I tend to be direct, I tell what I liked about them or their profile.I usually just say that I'd be interested in talking and seeing what happens. This works for me...but maybe not for everyone.Go easy on saying things like you are hot etc. Especially the really cute ones.They get constant messages saying the exact same thing. Gotta be a little different.
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Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Yeah, I don't think using somebody else's shtick is a good idea unless it happens to fit your personality. IMO the Otis cocky approach isn't going to work for Woz (past a few emails anyway), because that's just not him.
What I have been doing so far...Keep it short and light. Try to find something in her profile to comment on (preferably the comment will be somewhat witty). Sidenote: I struggle when I can't find anything to pick out.Focus on her, not you. Otherwise it looks like you're sending the same form message to every cute girl you see.And don't say "your hot/pretty/cute"...1. She already knows this.2. She already has a bunch of messages from lame guys saying the same thing.3. It's "you're..." 
Good luck.
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krista4
Footballguy
Yeah, I don't think using somebody else's shtick is a good idea unless it happens to fit your personality. IMO the Otis cocky approach isn't going to work for Woz (past a few emails anyway), because that's just not him.
Spot on with this advice!
The Attack of the Amazons resumes tomorrow night measuring in at 5'10". Weird thing is that she gave me her home addy to pick her up. She's seven years my junior.
Looks like lunch next week with the 5'11" red headed former German model. This will be three consecutive dates with wimmens 5'10"+
Almost forgot, dinner Monday nite with an ex- i-fling.
I can't multi-task like some of you guys so I'm slow playing two other amazons via e-mail.
Looks like lunch next week with the 5'11" red headed former German model. This will be three consecutive dates with wimmens 5'10"+
Almost forgot, dinner Monday nite with an ex- i-fling.
I can't multi-task like some of you guys so I'm slow playing two other amazons via e-mail.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
My update...
At home w/ kid tonight.
Tomorrow night taking a girl out to see my buddy's band. Not an iGirl... we met at a bar. Nice girl, 30 (or 31?), never married, no kids, cute, black, possibly too quiet. This will be our third date, but they've been very spaced out. We share a lot of the same interests, she's putting up with my lack of time, and not asking for much attention. I'm just not sure the chemistry is there. Should know more after tomorrow though...
Meeting 24 year old "southern belle" student for drinks Tuesday after work. Been talking to her quite a bit at hotornot. She seems easy to talk to and very interested. She has also buried a fiance...
At home w/ kid tonight.
Tomorrow night taking a girl out to see my buddy's band. Not an iGirl... we met at a bar. Nice girl, 30 (or 31?), never married, no kids, cute, black, possibly too quiet. This will be our third date, but they've been very spaced out. We share a lot of the same interests, she's putting up with my lack of time, and not asking for much attention. I'm just not sure the chemistry is there. Should know more after tomorrow though...
Meeting 24 year old "southern belle" student for drinks Tuesday after work. Been talking to her quite a bit at hotornot. She seems easy to talk to and very interested. She has also buried a fiance...
Slinger
Footballguy
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
This is hilarious.
I'll sign up and join the fun when I move.
I'll sign up and join the fun when I move.
Big time...the i-fling I referenced above buried a husband. She's now in therapy...of course that may have been a result of dating me for several months.RED FLAG ALERT, RED FLAG ALERTShe has also buried a fiance...
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Yeah, I threw that in there for everyone's amusement. That's what we're here for, right?She said, "I haven't dated in about a year because I was recovering my fiance's death." Hopefully that means she's pretty well recovered now. She was with him for two years, was with a previous boyfriend for two years, and is only 24, so she hasn't done much dating.Big time...the i-fling I referenced above buried a husband. She's now in therapy...of course that may have been a result of dating me for several months.RED FLAG ALERT, RED FLAG ALERTShe has also buried a fiance...
Das Boot
Footballguy
I think it's implied that he died first, but you never know.RED FLAG ALERT, RED FLAG ALERTShe has also buried a fiance...
Slinger
Footballguy
You'd think. Women generally take 150 years to get over an ex of longer then 2 weeks, so she won't be much different then any other girl. This is still a red flag if you want her to be anything other then a 2-weeks fling.Yeah, I threw that in there for everyone's amusement. That's what we're here for, right?She said, "I haven't dated in about a year because I was recovering my fiance's death." Hopefully that means she's pretty well recovered now. She was with him for two years, was with a previous boyfriend for two years, and is only 24, so she hasn't done much dating.Big time...the i-fling I referenced above buried a husband. She's now in therapy...of course that may have been a result of dating me for several months.RED FLAG ALERT, RED FLAG ALERTShe has also buried a fiance...
krista4
Footballguy
I think it's implied that he died first, but you never know.RED FLAG ALERT, RED FLAG ALERTShe has also buried a fiance...
Hey Stu, I'm trying to post in the forum but keep getting an error. Have there been any problems? Or did you boot me out?
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
I think it's implied that he died first, but you never know.RED FLAG ALERT, RED FLAG ALERTShe has also buried a fiance...
It's working for me. You're still showing up as a member (gmail account).
krista4
Footballguy
Meh, turns out it thought I was a spammer. Had to jump through a few hoops and now it works.I think it's implied that he died first, but you never know.RED FLAG ALERT, RED FLAG ALERTShe has also buried a fiance...
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
I'm taking a wait and see approach. 2 weeks, 2 months, 2 hours... way too early to worry about it. I assume all chicks are crazy anyway...You'd think. Women generally take 150 years to get over an ex of longer then 2 weeks, so she won't be much different then any other girl. This is still a red flag if you want her to be anything other then a 2-weeks fling.Yeah, I threw that in there for everyone's amusement. That's what we're here for, right?She said, "I haven't dated in about a year because I was recovering my fiance's death." Hopefully that means she's pretty well recovered now. She was with him for two years, was with a previous boyfriend for two years, and is only 24, so she hasn't done much dating.Big time...the i-fling I referenced above buried a husband. She's now in therapy...of course that may have been a result of dating me for several months.RED FLAG ALERT, RED FLAG ALERTShe has also buried a fiance...
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krista4
Footballguy
I'm taking a wait and see approach. 2 weeks, 2 months, 2 hours... way too early to worry about it.You'd think. Women generally take 150 years to get over an ex of longer then 2 weeks, so she won't be much different then any other girl. This is still a red flag if you want her to be anything other then a 2-weeks fling.Yeah, I threw that in there for everyone's amusement. That's what we're here for, right?She said, "I haven't dated in about a year because I was recovering my fiance's death." Hopefully that means she's pretty well recovered now. She was with him for two years, was with a previous boyfriend for two years, and is only 24, so she hasn't done much dating.Big time...the i-fling I referenced above buried a husband. She's now in therapy...of course that may have been a result of dating me for several months.RED FLAG ALERT, RED FLAG ALERTShe has also buried a fiance...
I assume all chicks are crazy anyway...
You're probably right.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Agreed. If her ad is well-written & informative, you'll have tons of things to touch upon. Make it sound natural though - not just a list of everything she said. I always looked for three things in their ads as an entry point for my intial contact. Three worked well because it's few enough that I could write at some length about each without having to send a novel. It also left some things to get into later.As others have said, focus on her not you - the questions will come back to you soon enough if she's interested & you answering them will seem much more natural than sending her a resume.Yeah, I don't think using somebody else's shtick is a good idea unless it happens to fit your personality. IMO the Otis cocky approach isn't going to work for Woz (past a few emails anyway), because that's just not him.Spot on with this advice!
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
I don't worry much about punctuation and grammar when chatting with these girls. It's more of a casual, almost Studs n Duds-ish, environment that they're used to.My reply...You need some serious spin control. And some punctuation help.Is it my fault, or is reading comprehension down for this chick?
Me:
Her reply:I married a few months after college graduation and have one kid (4 year old boy). Divorce is actually three weeks from being legal. They make you wait in dreaded "separated land" for 3 months after filing.
Might as well dump all that on you at once and see if I can scare you off...Does she think I just recently graduated? And if so doesn't that mean I must be about 24?wow...so married a few months and a kid...that is scary !
I backed myself into an uncomfortable spot with the whole "upfront honesty" shtick, so I'm just rolling with it. I didn't expect a reply the first time, and really don't expect one now. No worries...Wait, I think my wording may have been confusing...
If you hadn't noticed, I'm quite a bit older than you...
Dang, this approach seems doomed... "Let me tell you all these negatives and see how you react."
She actually replied again...
Told ya furley was giving her too much credit...
Bankerguy
Footballguy
OK...so fast ...fast update.
All the potential nice gals are away this weekend or busy. So, I was bored and wanted something fun to do tonight.......So, I went looking for a "Mrs. Right now" type. Found 1 pretty quick, fired up the IM and after about 10 min of chatting, I asked this girl out for some drinks tonight.
She's a little Italian hottie. In the spirit of me making up names for my update girls......I will call this one...."Sits around in a bra".
Pics to follow on the underground in about 5 mins.
Hopefully I will have a good Sunday report. Not sure, as this is not my noramal game. Should be fun though.
All the potential nice gals are away this weekend or busy. So, I was bored and wanted something fun to do tonight.......So, I went looking for a "Mrs. Right now" type. Found 1 pretty quick, fired up the IM and after about 10 min of chatting, I asked this girl out for some drinks tonight.
She's a little Italian hottie. In the spirit of me making up names for my update girls......I will call this one...."Sits around in a bra".
Pics to follow on the underground in about 5 mins.
Hopefully I will have a good Sunday report. Not sure, as this is not my noramal game. Should be fun though.
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Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Holy #### dude. You've replaced Otis as my new idol! What a nice bra!
Great googlie mooglie...
I'm almost embarrassed to post anymore pics. Damn that guy can pull some tail on a moments notice.
You should be!Name is Jen....25. Totally out of what I normally do. I am pretty stoked for tonight.
Update (this is long and maybe worth it's own thread):
Went out with the co-worker's sister met through plenty of fish last night. I was a little nervous going in, had received a rather disturbing voice message from here in the afternoon stating that since she hadn't heard from me in a day she thinks I'm dodging her and if I don't show up fine. I get it, think wtf because we settled things with times and locations just the day before but whatever. I call and confirm. I pick her up at about 9:30. The best way to describe her is "okay." She's thin, but not exactly toned. Face is okay as well. I'd rate her a 6/10 so I can't say I got the initial emotional jump when you see someone you're really into but whatever. The date goes fine for a couple hours. She's well educated (goes to grad school for counseling) and I challenge her by claiming that Freud's theory are wrong. We do this and other small talk for awhile. Not trying to brag her, but she's obviously into me as she kept touching me all over. She then starts to talk about how relationships work and that she needs a well educated and attractive guy. With some obsessive look she tells me I'm both those things and closes her eyes and waits for me to kiss her. I play along, but tell her no PDA for certain on the first date. She seems all right with it. I'm about 4 beers deep so I gotta piss. I excuse myself.
Now, this is where it gets really interesting. In the bathroom I check my phone because I felt it vibrate once or twice at the bar. I had 10 missed calls, a couple of voice mails, and 3-4 texts messages. I look and they're all from the ex. I check the texts and one reads, "I'm going to kill myself. Bye." With the alcohol in my system this hits me like a ton of bricks. I'm 95 percent certain she's not serious, but that 5 percent is enough to scare the #### out of me. The others basically say stuff along the lines that she hopes I'm enjoying my date and it's obvious she doesn't mean anything to me. It's pretty clear my ispy is still here(thanks man). I call and she asks me why I'm not answering the phone. I tell her where I am but push the question as to whether or not she's ok. She tells me she wasn't serious and only send it because she'd knew I'd call for sure. I tell her I'd call her later if I could.
I go back to my date. I decide not to play it off figuring she'll think I just took like a ten minute dump otherwise, so I tell her a friend sent me a troubling message. She seems all right with it but then continues being insanely forward. I suggest we get the check after we finish our drinks. She agrees. She pretty much forces me to hold her hair the entire way to my car. I take her home, which is only like two blocks from my place, and when we get there tells me we should have went to mine. Then she pretty much tries to molest me in the car. I kiss her a little bit but tell her she better go or else I'm going to take advantage of her (wasn't being serious, trying to "nicely" give her an excuse to get out - yeah that doesn't work). She agrees but keeps going at me and tells me she can't get out then whispers in my ear that she's "not a slut." I can't help it and start to laugh. I told her we'll wait until we go out again if we do. She then tells me that's a good idea and says, bright-eyed, we'll doing "something naughty on our second, third, and fourth dates..." At this point she seems to me like the psycho red-headed chick from Wedding Crashers.
Finally she gets out of the car. I head home. Call the ex to make sure she's okay and to tell her to not send me those texts if she's not serious because they honestly scared the #### out of me. She starts giving me the fifth degree on my date. I tell her to leave it alone. She cries, blames our situations on the mistakes I made in her relationships, and makes some hurtful insults and such. I choose not to say anything and just get off the phone. When I get off the phone I see the chick I was out with sent me three texts - the second one telling me she's on my street and to come find her (thankfully she doesn't know where I live).
Fast forward to this morning where I don't wake up until like noon. I have one text from the ex apologizing (ok whatever) and like 2 texts from the chick last night thanking me for a great time (yeah, I got the picture you had a wonderful time when you tried to throw yourself at me) and a phone message asking me to meet her at the dogpark. I call her and tell her I have somewhere to be at 1 o'clock so I can't do anything today, but she pushes that we have time if I hurry. I tell her I can't. She asks me to call her later. Wow.
I wish I could make this #### up. Hopefully this is the low end of my idating experience because right now Woz =
Went out with the co-worker's sister met through plenty of fish last night. I was a little nervous going in, had received a rather disturbing voice message from here in the afternoon stating that since she hadn't heard from me in a day she thinks I'm dodging her and if I don't show up fine. I get it, think wtf because we settled things with times and locations just the day before but whatever. I call and confirm. I pick her up at about 9:30. The best way to describe her is "okay." She's thin, but not exactly toned. Face is okay as well. I'd rate her a 6/10 so I can't say I got the initial emotional jump when you see someone you're really into but whatever. The date goes fine for a couple hours. She's well educated (goes to grad school for counseling) and I challenge her by claiming that Freud's theory are wrong. We do this and other small talk for awhile. Not trying to brag her, but she's obviously into me as she kept touching me all over. She then starts to talk about how relationships work and that she needs a well educated and attractive guy. With some obsessive look she tells me I'm both those things and closes her eyes and waits for me to kiss her. I play along, but tell her no PDA for certain on the first date. She seems all right with it. I'm about 4 beers deep so I gotta piss. I excuse myself.
Now, this is where it gets really interesting. In the bathroom I check my phone because I felt it vibrate once or twice at the bar. I had 10 missed calls, a couple of voice mails, and 3-4 texts messages. I look and they're all from the ex. I check the texts and one reads, "I'm going to kill myself. Bye." With the alcohol in my system this hits me like a ton of bricks. I'm 95 percent certain she's not serious, but that 5 percent is enough to scare the #### out of me. The others basically say stuff along the lines that she hopes I'm enjoying my date and it's obvious she doesn't mean anything to me. It's pretty clear my ispy is still here(thanks man). I call and she asks me why I'm not answering the phone. I tell her where I am but push the question as to whether or not she's ok. She tells me she wasn't serious and only send it because she'd knew I'd call for sure. I tell her I'd call her later if I could.
I go back to my date. I decide not to play it off figuring she'll think I just took like a ten minute dump otherwise, so I tell her a friend sent me a troubling message. She seems all right with it but then continues being insanely forward. I suggest we get the check after we finish our drinks. She agrees. She pretty much forces me to hold her hair the entire way to my car. I take her home, which is only like two blocks from my place, and when we get there tells me we should have went to mine. Then she pretty much tries to molest me in the car. I kiss her a little bit but tell her she better go or else I'm going to take advantage of her (wasn't being serious, trying to "nicely" give her an excuse to get out - yeah that doesn't work). She agrees but keeps going at me and tells me she can't get out then whispers in my ear that she's "not a slut." I can't help it and start to laugh. I told her we'll wait until we go out again if we do. She then tells me that's a good idea and says, bright-eyed, we'll doing "something naughty on our second, third, and fourth dates..." At this point she seems to me like the psycho red-headed chick from Wedding Crashers.
Finally she gets out of the car. I head home. Call the ex to make sure she's okay and to tell her to not send me those texts if she's not serious because they honestly scared the #### out of me. She starts giving me the fifth degree on my date. I tell her to leave it alone. She cries, blames our situations on the mistakes I made in her relationships, and makes some hurtful insults and such. I choose not to say anything and just get off the phone. When I get off the phone I see the chick I was out with sent me three texts - the second one telling me she's on my street and to come find her (thankfully she doesn't know where I live).
Fast forward to this morning where I don't wake up until like noon. I have one text from the ex apologizing (ok whatever) and like 2 texts from the chick last night thanking me for a great time (yeah, I got the picture you had a wonderful time when you tried to throw yourself at me) and a phone message asking me to meet her at the dogpark. I call her and tell her I have somewhere to be at 1 o'clock so I can't do anything today, but she pushes that we have time if I hurry. I tell her I can't. She asks me to call her later. Wow.
I wish I could make this #### up. Hopefully this is the low end of my idating experience because right now Woz =
Bankerguy
Footballguy
Got lucky, just good timing. Easy here boys.I'm almost embarrassed to post anymore pics. Damn that guy can pull some tail on a moments notice.
Nice catch bankerguy!Got lucky, just good timing. Easy here boys.I'm almost embarrassed to post anymore pics. Damn that guy can pull some tail on a moments notice.
Bankerguy
Footballguy
Did you motorboat the boobs?Wow....sounds like a live one.Update (this is long and maybe worth it's own thread): Went out with the co-worker's sister met through plenty of fish last night. I was a little nervous going in, had received a rather disturbing voice message from here in the afternoon stating that since she hadn't heard from me in a day she thinks I'm dodging her and if I don't show up fine. I get it, think wtf because we settled things with times and locations just the day before but whatever. I call and confirm. I pick her up at about 9:30. The best way to describe her is "okay." She's thin, but not exactly toned. Face is okay as well. I'd rate her a 6/10 so I can't say I got the initial emotional jump when you see someone you're really into but whatever. The date goes fine for a couple hours. She's well educated (goes to grad school for counseling) and I challenge her by claiming that Freud's theory are wrong. We do this and other small talk for awhile. Not trying to brag her, but she's obviously into me as she kept touching me all over. She then starts to talk about how relationships work and that she needs a well educated and attractive guy. With some obsessive look she tells me I'm both those things and closes her eyes and waits for me to kiss her. I play along, but tell her no PDA for certain on the first date. She seems all right with it. I'm about 4 beers deep so I gotta piss. I excuse myself. Now, this is where it gets really interesting. In the bathroom I check my phone because I felt it vibrate once or twice at the bar. I had 10 missed calls, a couple of voice mails, and 3-4 texts messages. I look and they're all from the ex. I check the texts and one reads, "I'm going to kill myself. Bye." With the alcohol in my system this hits me like a ton of bricks. I'm 95 percent certain she's not serious, but that 5 percent is enough to scare the #### out of me. The others basically say stuff along the lines that she hopes I'm enjoying my date and it's obvious she doesn't mean anything to me. It's pretty clear my ispy is still here(thanks man). I call and she asks me why I'm not answering the phone. I tell her where I am but push the question as to whether or not she's ok. She tells me she wasn't serious and only send it because she'd knew I'd call for sure. I tell her I'd call her later if I could. I go back to my date. I decide not to play it off figuring she'll think I just took like a ten minute dump otherwise, so I tell her a friend sent me a troubling message. She seems all right with it but then continues being insanely forward. I suggest we get the check after we finish our drinks. She agrees. She pretty much forces me to hold her hair the entire way to my car. I take her home, which is only like two blocks from my place, and when we get there tells me we should have went to mine. Then she pretty much tries to molest me in the car. I kiss her a little bit but tell her she better go or else I'm going to take advantage of her (wasn't being serious, trying to "nicely" give her an excuse to get out - yeah that doesn't work). She agrees but keeps going at me and tells me she can't get out then whispers in my ear that she's "not a slut." I can't help it and start to laugh. I told her we'll wait until we go out again if we do. She then tells me that's a good idea and says, bright-eyed, we'll doing "something naughty on our second, third, and fourth dates..." At this point she seems to me like the psycho red-headed chick from Wedding Crashers. Finally she gets out of the car. I head home. Call the ex to make sure she's okay and to tell her to not send me those texts if she's not serious because they honestly scared the #### out of me. She starts giving me the fifth degree on my date. I tell her to leave it alone. She cries, blames our situations on the mistakes I made in her relationships, and makes some hurtful insults and such. I choose not to say anything and just get off the phone. When I get off the phone I see the chick I was out with sent me three texts - the second one telling me she's on my street and to come find her (thankfully she doesn't know where I live). Fast forward to this morning where I don't wake up until like noon. I have one text from the ex apologizing (ok whatever) and like 2 texts from the chick last night thanking me for a great time (yeah, I got the picture you had a wonderful time when you tried to throw yourself at me) and a phone message asking me to meet her at the dogpark. I call her and tell her I have somewhere to be at 1 o'clock so I can't do anything today, but she pushes that we have time if I hurry. I tell her I can't. She asks me to call her later. Wow. I wish I could make this #### up. Hopefully this is the low end of my idating experience because right now Woz =
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They were B's at most. It woulda been more like a doggypaddle.Did you motorboat the boobs?Wow....sounds like a live one.Update (this is long and maybe worth it's own thread): Went out with the co-worker's sister met through plenty of fish last night. I was a little nervous going in, had received a rather disturbing voice message from here in the afternoon stating that since she hadn't heard from me in a day she thinks I'm dodging her and if I don't show up fine. I get it, think wtf because we settled things with times and locations just the day before but whatever. I call and confirm. I pick her up at about 9:30. The best way to describe her is "okay." She's thin, but not exactly toned. Face is okay as well. I'd rate her a 6/10 so I can't say I got the initial emotional jump when you see someone you're really into but whatever. The date goes fine for a couple hours. She's well educated (goes to grad school for counseling) and I challenge her by claiming that Freud's theory are wrong. We do this and other small talk for awhile. Not trying to brag her, but she's obviously into me as she kept touching me all over. She then starts to talk about how relationships work and that she needs a well educated and attractive guy. With some obsessive look she tells me I'm both those things and closes her eyes and waits for me to kiss her. I play along, but tell her no PDA for certain on the first date. She seems all right with it. I'm about 4 beers deep so I gotta piss. I excuse myself. Now, this is where it gets really interesting. In the bathroom I check my phone because I felt it vibrate once or twice at the bar. I had 10 missed calls, a couple of voice mails, and 3-4 texts messages. I look and they're all from the ex. I check the texts and one reads, "I'm going to kill myself. Bye." With the alcohol in my system this hits me like a ton of bricks. I'm 95 percent certain she's not serious, but that 5 percent is enough to scare the #### out of me. The others basically say stuff along the lines that she hopes I'm enjoying my date and it's obvious she doesn't mean anything to me. It's pretty clear my ispy is still here(thanks man). I call and she asks me why I'm not answering the phone. I tell her where I am but push the question as to whether or not she's ok. She tells me she wasn't serious and only send it because she'd knew I'd call for sure. I tell her I'd call her later if I could. I go back to my date. I decide not to play it off figuring she'll think I just took like a ten minute dump otherwise, so I tell her a friend sent me a troubling message. She seems all right with it but then continues being insanely forward. I suggest we get the check after we finish our drinks. She agrees. She pretty much forces me to hold her hair the entire way to my car. I take her home, which is only like two blocks from my place, and when we get there tells me we should have went to mine. Then she pretty much tries to molest me in the car. I kiss her a little bit but tell her she better go or else I'm going to take advantage of her (wasn't being serious, trying to "nicely" give her an excuse to get out - yeah that doesn't work). She agrees but keeps going at me and tells me she can't get out then whispers in my ear that she's "not a slut." I can't help it and start to laugh. I told her we'll wait until we go out again if we do. She then tells me that's a good idea and says, bright-eyed, we'll doing "something naughty on our second, third, and fourth dates..." At this point she seems to me like the psycho red-headed chick from Wedding Crashers. Finally she gets out of the car. I head home. Call the ex to make sure she's okay and to tell her to not send me those texts if she's not serious because they honestly scared the #### out of me. She starts giving me the fifth degree on my date. I tell her to leave it alone. She cries, blames our situations on the mistakes I made in her relationships, and makes some hurtful insults and such. I choose not to say anything and just get off the phone. When I get off the phone I see the chick I was out with sent me three texts - the second one telling me she's on my street and to come find her (thankfully she doesn't know where I live). Fast forward to this morning where I don't wake up until like noon. I have one text from the ex apologizing (ok whatever) and like 2 texts from the chick last night thanking me for a great time (yeah, I got the picture you had a wonderful time when you tried to throw yourself at me) and a phone message asking me to meet her at the dogpark. I call her and tell her I have somewhere to be at 1 o'clock so I can't do anything today, but she pushes that we have time if I hurry. I tell her I can't. She asks me to call her later. Wow. I wish I could make this #### up. Hopefully this is the low end of my idating experience because right now Woz =
Bankerguy
Footballguy
They were B's at most. It woulda been more like a doggypaddle.Did you motorboat the boobs?Wow....sounds like a live one.Update (this is long and maybe worth it's own thread): Went out with the co-worker's sister met through plenty of fish last night. I was a little nervous going in, had received a rather disturbing voice message from here in the afternoon stating that since she hadn't heard from me in a day she thinks I'm dodging her and if I don't show up fine. I get it, think wtf because we settled things with times and locations just the day before but whatever. I call and confirm. I pick her up at about 9:30. The best way to describe her is "okay." She's thin, but not exactly toned. Face is okay as well. I'd rate her a 6/10 so I can't say I got the initial emotional jump when you see someone you're really into but whatever. The date goes fine for a couple hours. She's well educated (goes to grad school for counseling) and I challenge her by claiming that Freud's theory are wrong. We do this and other small talk for awhile. Not trying to brag her, but she's obviously into me as she kept touching me all over. She then starts to talk about how relationships work and that she needs a well educated and attractive guy. With some obsessive look she tells me I'm both those things and closes her eyes and waits for me to kiss her. I play along, but tell her no PDA for certain on the first date. She seems all right with it. I'm about 4 beers deep so I gotta piss. I excuse myself. Now, this is where it gets really interesting. In the bathroom I check my phone because I felt it vibrate once or twice at the bar. I had 10 missed calls, a couple of voice mails, and 3-4 texts messages. I look and they're all from the ex. I check the texts and one reads, "I'm going to kill myself. Bye." With the alcohol in my system this hits me like a ton of bricks. I'm 95 percent certain she's not serious, but that 5 percent is enough to scare the #### out of me. The others basically say stuff along the lines that she hopes I'm enjoying my date and it's obvious she doesn't mean anything to me. It's pretty clear my ispy is still here(thanks man). I call and she asks me why I'm not answering the phone. I tell her where I am but push the question as to whether or not she's ok. She tells me she wasn't serious and only send it because she'd knew I'd call for sure. I tell her I'd call her later if I could. I go back to my date. I decide not to play it off figuring she'll think I just took like a ten minute dump otherwise, so I tell her a friend sent me a troubling message. She seems all right with it but then continues being insanely forward. I suggest we get the check after we finish our drinks. She agrees. She pretty much forces me to hold her hair the entire way to my car. I take her home, which is only like two blocks from my place, and when we get there tells me we should have went to mine. Then she pretty much tries to molest me in the car. I kiss her a little bit but tell her she better go or else I'm going to take advantage of her (wasn't being serious, trying to "nicely" give her an excuse to get out - yeah that doesn't work). She agrees but keeps going at me and tells me she can't get out then whispers in my ear that she's "not a slut." I can't help it and start to laugh. I told her we'll wait until we go out again if we do. She then tells me that's a good idea and says, bright-eyed, we'll doing "something naughty on our second, third, and fourth dates..." At this point she seems to me like the psycho red-headed chick from Wedding Crashers. Finally she gets out of the car. I head home. Call the ex to make sure she's okay and to tell her to not send me those texts if she's not serious because they honestly scared the #### out of me. She starts giving me the fifth degree on my date. I tell her to leave it alone. She cries, blames our situations on the mistakes I made in her relationships, and makes some hurtful insults and such. I choose not to say anything and just get off the phone. When I get off the phone I see the chick I was out with sent me three texts - the second one telling me she's on my street and to come find her (thankfully she doesn't know where I live). Fast forward to this morning where I don't wake up until like noon. I have one text from the ex apologizing (ok whatever) and like 2 texts from the chick last night thanking me for a great time (yeah, I got the picture you had a wonderful time when you tried to throw yourself at me) and a phone message asking me to meet her at the dogpark. I call her and tell her I have somewhere to be at 1 o'clock so I can't do anything today, but she pushes that we have time if I hurry. I tell her I can't. She asks me to call her later. Wow. I wish I could make this #### up. Hopefully this is the low end of my idating experience because right now Woz =
Alright, I am out.....Brothers Birthday dinner and then Jen .Good luck to the other i.dating pack. Will update what goes down later tonight or in the morning.
Disco Stu
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My money's on morning.Alright, I am out.....Brothers Birthday dinner and then Jen
krista4
Footballguy
Can't wait for this update.Name is Jen....25. Totally out of what I normally do. I am pretty stoked for tonight.
Code for I didn't exactly want to hold her hand or found it strange on the first date? I always associated hand holding for people you are actually in a relationship with.
Have fun man, she looks pretty fun.Can't wait for this update.Name is Jen....25. Totally out of what I normally do. I am pretty stoked for tonight.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Code for I didn't exactly want to hold her hand or found it strange on the first date? I always associated hand holding for people you are actually in a relationship with.
"Hand" makes sense, "hair" doesn't. Trying to figure out how and why she was forcing you to hold her hair...Oh,Code for I didn't exactly want to hold her hand or found it strange on the first date? I always associated hand holding for people you are actually in a relationship with.
didn't see the typo. Although I know this chick would be down for some hair pulling at some point.
