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Don't text her.
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Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Agreed. If you just have to know, wait for the right post-coital moment.
Guster
Footballguy
guess who has texted me 4 times already today??why did you unfriend me on facebook?do you want to go to a cookout with my closest friends on sunday?.......oofFigured I'd share a story of one of the more "interesting" girls that I've met onlineThat was probably 3 weeks ago. I hadn't heard from her much after that, but just checked my OKC profile and I see that she checked me out last night
"Maybe if your closest friends are hot and would be up for a 3/4-way afterwards."guess who has texted me 4 times already today??why did you unfriend me on facebook?do you want to go to a cookout with my closest friends on sunday?.......oofFigured I'd share a story of one of the more "interesting" girls that I've met onlineThat was probably 3 weeks ago. I hadn't heard from her much after that, but just checked my OKC profile and I see that she checked me out last night
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Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
When you're done with the crazies it's best to ignore it completely and not feed it with any kind of attention...unless you're here to entertain us and want to roll with some shtick. C'mon Guster, go meet up with her!"Maybe if your closest friends are hot and would be up for a 3/4-way afterwards."guess who has texted me 4 times already today??why did you unfriend me on facebook?do you want to go to a cookout with my closest friends on sunday?.......oofFigured I'd share a story of one of the more "interesting" girls that I've met onlineThat was probably 3 weeks ago. I hadn't heard from her much after that, but just checked my OKC profile and I see that she checked me out last night
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Insoxicated
"Maybe if your closest friends are hot and would be up for a 3/4-way afterwards."guess who has texted me 4 times already today??why did you unfriend me on facebook?do you want to go to a cookout with my closest friends on sunday?.......oofFigured I'd share a story of one of the more "interesting" girls that I've met onlineThat was probably 3 weeks ago. I hadn't heard from her much after that, but just checked my OKC profile and I see that she checked me out last night
Once you're no longer interested they go into the "experimental" bin. For shtick sake you should be throwing out the most ridiculous #### you can think of just to see what they come back with. Obviously you dont' have to carry through with it but it could make for some entertaining discourse....if not intercourse.
Socrates11
Footballguy
"Maybe if your closest friends are hot and would be up for a 3/4-way afterwards."guess who has texted me 4 times already today??why did you unfriend me on facebook?do you want to go to a cookout with my closest friends on sunday?.......oofFigured I'd share a story of one of the more "interesting" girls that I've met onlineThat was probably 3 weeks ago. I hadn't heard from her much after that, but just checked my OKC profile and I see that she checked me out last night
"So what happened? She throw you out?""No actually she took it pretty well.""So what happened?""She's into it.""Into what?""The menage. As a matter of fact, she just called me. She just spoke with her roommate, and the roommate's into the menage too." 
Instinctive
Footballguy
Nothing to lose by suggesting a threesome/foursome if her friends = attractive.
Bogart
Footballguy
Same here, but I have been playing this up a little bit in the first dates I have so far. Acting confident, being witty, but throwing in "I had exactly one first date in the last 18 years before my divorce", "I just don't understand dating these days, I don't even know the games that are played much less playing them".In all the dates, at that moment, it was like their shields came down, I was not a threat, and the conversation really picked up after that. 
I can't say it will work on everyone, and I doubt I will use it much longer, but I am playing the cards I have right now.Went back and checked out blonde stalker's OKC profile, specifically at the questions. Usually I just look at the sex answers, but this time I browsed around a little more and I think found what I was looking for. For both the question about smoking pot and the one about harder drugs, her answer was that she has done so in the past but does not do it anymore. So I'm guessing that's where the support group came in where she met my friend.
I've never dated anyone with an addiction issue, and I'm not sure what to make of it. Obviously we are just getting started, but she seems like a cool, nice, interesting, fun chick.
I've never dated anyone with an addiction issue, and I'm not sure what to make of it. Obviously we are just getting started, but she seems like a cool, nice, interesting, fun chick.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
"Show me" is almost always the correct response in these situations.The girl I'm supposed to see tonight sent a bunch of suggestive texts last night and is apologizing this morning because she was drinking. This date should be interesting.
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Teach me how to Bucky, teach me teach me how to Bucky.
Bogart
Footballguy
Random things I have learned in one month of online dating:
1. Any time a girl starts off with "I really need to tell you something", it's not good, ever. I don't know about you, but for me it was followed with, "I have a felony and therefore I don't have a job and therefore my ex-boyfriend is still living in my house and we still have the sechs."
B. You can go out on two really good dates with a girl, then have her text you at 3am with specific sexual questions because she trusts you and likes you, and then have her not respond to texts, calls, etc for over a week without explanation. She is not "playing the game", she is just being selective.
&. There is something out there called "poly", "polyamory", "poly-fidelity" and "polyamorous". This is NOT swinging according to every woman who claims to be some type of "poly" person.
*. Most of the women who claim to be "poly" are not anything you would want to be monogamous with much less poly with.
aa. No one looks like their photos. 90% look worse, heavier, older. 25-35 extra pounds can be almost a given half the time. 10% look better. Be thankful if you hit something in that 10%.
1. Any time a girl starts off with "I really need to tell you something", it's not good, ever. I don't know about you, but for me it was followed with, "I have a felony and therefore I don't have a job and therefore my ex-boyfriend is still living in my house and we still have the sechs."
B. You can go out on two really good dates with a girl, then have her text you at 3am with specific sexual questions because she trusts you and likes you, and then have her not respond to texts, calls, etc for over a week without explanation. She is not "playing the game", she is just being selective.
&. There is something out there called "poly", "polyamory", "poly-fidelity" and "polyamorous". This is NOT swinging according to every woman who claims to be some type of "poly" person.
*. Most of the women who claim to be "poly" are not anything you would want to be monogamous with much less poly with.
aa. No one looks like their photos. 90% look worse, heavier, older. 25-35 extra pounds can be almost a given half the time. 10% look better. Be thankful if you hit something in that 10%.
As much emphasis as women seem to put on honestly, transparancy, etc. they are the lyingest bunch of hags around. I've been chatting with Brazil chick and am pretty sure the modeling pictures I like of her are at least 3+ years old. The pics I don't like of her I'm guessing are probably the most current. And I'm starting to wonder if she's lying about her age.There was another profile that had a very cute pic on it, but after looking at the rest of the woman's photos, I would have to guess that the profile pic is around 10 years old or air brushed.And OMG I went through the "would you like to meet" section on POF yesterday and talk about a bunch of
Do they really not know what their pictures look like. And what is with the stupid faces?
PinkydaPimp
Footballguy
oof where do you live? West Virginia?In my experience, about 25% look worse than pictures. 60% look about the same. 10% look way better than their pics. 5% look totally different. And those 5% are typically when i decide to go out with a girl that doesnt have many pics or doesnt have a full body shot. I always kick myself for this!!
Major
Footballguy
Thanks for the kiss? Don't ever say those words again.I have been texting with 23-yo blonde stalker chick since our date on Sunday. We were supposed to see each other tonight for skydiving, but last night we were both free and decided to meet up for dinner. We spent close to 3 hours at the restaurant talking. She told me she had met one other guy from OKC since moving to town four months ago, but that he didn't have much personality and so they just didn't hit it off. It turns out she was living with a boyfriend up until the move, and that she hasn't spoken to him since she arrived here. It was kind of a new job/moving/breakup/fresh start type thing. She did mention that she went out on a date once with a guy older than me, but that personality wise it wasn't a match. Made me wonder if maybe that could have been my friend.We decided that we would still see each other again tonight. So I walked her to her car afterwards and went in for a kiss. It started at the cheek, then turned into a brief lip lock. When I got home I texted her "Thanks for the kiss" and she replied "You are welcome. I’ll kiss you longer when we aren’t in public." Earlier at the restaurant, we had talked about how you could rent online movies from Amazon (who knew?). And since we also hadn't decided yet what we were going to do tonight, I texted her back "In that case I vote for the Amazon movie tomorrow." She replied that that sounded good.A little after that she texted me saying that she was sorry if it was weird that she tried to friend me on facebook (I never brought it up). So that opened up a little discussion and she basically said that she started typing my first name into the search and I popped right up because of our mutual friend (which I had thought was the most likely scenario) and that she promises she’s not a stalker. She asked me how I knew the guy and I told her, but I didn’t ask her anything about him and she didn’t volunteer any more info. Just let it drop? I know that's the safe play but I'll probably ask tonight how she knows him.
Props on the Amazon movie line....that was solid
Major
Footballguy
I love that stage of the relationship. By this time, you're annoyed with the girl and don't get a f (one of the best hands a man can be dealt). If they really like you, they'll resort to full measures to get you back and since you're no longer 'dating', other women can be introduced without much fear of retribution (unless she's sh.. house rat crazy)"Maybe if your closest friends are hot and would be up for a 3/4-way afterwards."guess who has texted me 4 times already today??why did you unfriend me on facebook?Figured I'd share a story of one of the more "interesting" girls that I've met online
That was probably 3 weeks ago. I hadn't heard from her much after that, but just checked my OKC profile and I see that she checked me out last night
do you want to go to a cookout with my closest friends on sunday?
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oof
Major
Footballguy
I've dated a few. Most are great in bed but crazy. Ideal for casual play.
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What about the recovering ones?
Major
Footballguy
Major
Footballguy
that's what I was referring to
Ok, thanks.
Guster
Footballguy
yeah, i'm pretty sure i'll see her again at some point just for the pure entertainment valuewon't be for a couple weeks though, but i'll be sure to updateI love that stage of the relationship. By this time, you're annoyed with the girl and don't get a f (one of the best hands a man can be dealt). If they really like you, they'll resort to full measures to get you back and since you're no longer 'dating', other women can be introduced without much fear of retribution (unless she's sh.. house rat crazy)"Maybe if your closest friends are hot and would be up for a 3/4-way afterwards."guess who has texted me 4 times already today??why did you unfriend me on facebook?Figured I'd share a story of one of the more "interesting" girls that I've met online
That was probably 3 weeks ago. I hadn't heard from her much after that, but just checked my OKC profile and I see that she checked me out last night
do you want to go to a cookout with my closest friends on sunday?
.......
oof
skillz
Footballguy
I am talking to a gal on OK Cupid right now that has a daughter. She seems real intelligent and witty but just told me that she has full custody of her daughter and that it is a "long story" - I am sure I'll hear what that's all about at some point and it will involve a PPO or her ex being in jail, or arrested. Nothing sucks worse than having a woman not match her pics. I learned my lesson the hard way by going out with a gal who didn't post a full body pic - will never make that mistake again. The dates I have had rarely match their photos, and the women are also real sly about posting pics that are from when they're younger. Hard to figure that out sometimes though until you see them for the first time. I always assume that the worst looking picture of the lot is the best the gal will look, if she looks anything better than her worst photo then I am pleasantly surprised.
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
xulf
Footballguy
Lost the link to "Francis" in the Sodomy Thread?
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Fear boner.Lost the link to "Francis" in the Sodomy Thread?
Ok, have a date with the cute 1/2 Filipina chick tonight. She lives an hour and a half away, so we're meeting up in a smaller town that neither of us know much about. So we're trying to figure out where to meet. Anyway, she wants to know what time I had in mind.
What's the play here, keeping in mind we'll both have about a 30-45 minute drive back home? We're also supposed to have drinks. In other words, if things go extremely well, what meet-up time would result in the best chance for a "why don't we just crash here?" type scenario?
What's the play here, keeping in mind we'll both have about a 30-45 minute drive back home? We're also supposed to have drinks. In other words, if things go extremely well, what meet-up time would result in the best chance for a "why don't we just crash here?" type scenario?
Keerock
Footballguy
Tell us the name of the "smaller town" and we'll plan it out for you.
Socrates11
Footballguy
You missed an opportunity to work on your Kinky Game. If you have a date you're not into, just start talking some outlandish smack to her. Like "now I want you to go to the bathroom and take your panties off, then slip them to me under the table" or "I think we should ask another woman here to hook up with us. Which one do you want?". If she's into it, cool. If not, you no longer have to worry about her continuing to annoy you.
PinkydaPimp
Footballguy
Thorn
Footballguy
Remember this girl the next time you start to get OMGOMGOMG what is my next play?! Should put you in a much better, relaxed, mindset.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention my favorite exchange last night with 23-year old blonde stalker chick.Me: When’s your birthday?Her: June 20Me: Oh, so you just turned 23?Her: YesMe: So you were born in… ’89?Her: Yes I was. It was a very good year.Me: Yes it was, one of my favorites.Her: Why’s that?Me: I graduated high school.
Gastonia, NC.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Instead of swinging for the fences on the first meeting, I'd just build some anticipation tonight. Then, assuming things go well, bite the bullet and drive to her town for date two.
Oh, has this been common practice in the past?
You're probably right. It's just that she seems very enthusiastic about meeting, and I have missed many an opportunity in the past by assuming there was going to be a date two.
Village Idiot
Pokerguy
Talk to some of them?
Village Idiot
Pokerguy
Socrates is wise in the way of wimmins.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
And of the 170 pages in this thread, how many did you read?I don't think I've seen photos of other peoples dates??
Village Idiot
Pokerguy
I'm curious to see the pics of Zed's 23 year old stalker chick.(Ok I like tall blondes).
