***Official*** FFA iDating Thread (2 Viewers)

[culdeus]

Meeting 24 year old "southern belle" student for drinks Tuesday after work. Been talking to her quite a bit at hotornot. She seems easy to talk to and very interested. She has also buried a fiance...

Update: this went well. Hung out for a couple hours over beers. Good conversation with lots of touchy feely. Looked like her pictures, so no surprises there. Still a very sweet girl.I was a little worried that she may be too innocent. Then she mentioned that the good thing about going to an all girls catholic high school was that she still has her uniform...

 

[culdeus]

Update:

Get e-mail from psycho chick telling me that yeah she doesn't want to be with me now either which sucks for me because I don't get the privilege of dating someone like her. I ed, but figured this was good because her sister can't be mad at me for this. However, she then tells me we're "friends now" and was stopping by later. Woz doesn't want this so I head out to a bar for the night. Get like 4 texts about her bringing some little cat over - I ignore them until I'm wasted and finally reply back asking her why she "wants to show her ##### to someone whose just a friend." She's not amused, but it got her to stop texting me. Unfortunately it looks like Woz may have to hang with this chick a couple of times to save face with co-worker.

No problem with friends with benefits. Keep it up man. Good idea keeping her in the loop for the sake of your job.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

craig hansen, rp

 

[Drifter]

Messaged AMBO yesterday, she read it and checked my profile but I haven't gotten a reply. All is not lost though as a very cute girl from hotornot has been e-mailing a lot and expressed an interest in moving to phone and meeting up for a Twins game. Also have a couple others set up for a meeting. I was going to meet one chick (25 year old single mother) until she e-mailed some more pics of herself showing she weighs about 40 more lbs. than I thought. Will keep updating.

Dude, you just do NOT take advice, do you? A Twins game is WAAAAY too long a first meeting. You're setting yourself up for a miserable time.

 

[Keys Myaths]

Dude, you just do NOT take advice, do you?

No, he doesn't.People who keep trying are the ones that look dumb now.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Dude, you just do NOT take advice, do you?

No, he doesn't.People who keep trying are the ones that look dumb now.

It should be 100% mockery from here on out.

 

[Disco Stu]

BTW, need tips/advice here:What do you do for chicks who you've messaged just a couple times with like one reply from them and then you kind of forget, the messages stop or whatever. How long do you wait, if at all, to message them? If so, what do you say?

I'm not sure I completely understand your question. The couple times I've had a few messages back and forth followed by a delay on her hand (is this what you're asking about?), I sent the following message...

:crickets:

In one case that got a laugh and led to her letting her guard down (this was on yahoo messenger).In the other, it just confused the poor girl. But it did get a quick reply, so I guess it served its purpose. I tend to have a hard time taking this too seriously, so I'll slip in some shtick for my own amusement from time to time. Actually with that second girl, I've gone basically 100% shtick just to see what would happen. This is the chick who likes to be spanked...

 

[krista4]

Dude, you just do NOT take advice, do you?

No, he doesn't.People who keep trying are the ones that look dumb now.

Offered to look over his message to AMBO before he sent it--nope. God knows what it said. I've really been pulling for Woz all along, thinking we could help. I give up.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

I tend to have a hard time taking this too seriously, so I'll slip in some shtick for my own amusement from time to time. Actually with that second girl, I've gone basically 100% shtick just to see what would happen. This is the chick who likes to be spanked...

Stick would probably go over better with her than shtick...

 

[flufhed]

Woz> how bout a contest. Who can meet up with the most match iChicks. We could keep a running tally/scoreboard here.

Opening line:Otis -25

Seriously, this would have to be adjusted on a per capita basis. Woz could be Brad Pitt, and Otis Herman Munster, and Otis is going to kill him totally based on population and the hottie ratio of NYC vs. St. Cloud.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Boy, there simply aren't very many good options in Columbus. I see tons of hotties when I go out, but apparently NONE of them frequent Match.com. Lots of slightly mannish German girls floating around, though, if anyone's looking for that type of thing.

Still, there are a few possibilities to be explored.

 

[Bankerguy]

Dude, you just do NOT take advice, do you?

No, he doesn't.People who keep trying are the ones that look dumb now.

Offered to look over his message to AMBO before he sent it--nope. God knows what it said. I've really been pulling for Woz all along, thinking we could help. I give up.

In his defense, I am not sure the best written message would have made a huge difference. Girls like AMBO, probably get 25-50 messages a day. Woz, while a decent looking guy is going against a huge avalanche of other guys vying for her.She is likely to look at his pic, income, and whatever she is looking for. If he is NOT an exact match, she can confidently just move on, as the next email is just a second away.Woz...good for you for trying. Sadly though...I think you were "done" before you started.I also think many are going a little too hard on the guy. This isn't life and death. It's i.dating. Just my 0.02.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

BTW, need tips/advice here:

Don't speak in the third person when posting your updates.

 

[josh]

BTW, need tips/advice here:

Don't speak in the third person when posting your updates.

 

[SKribbles]

BTW, need tips/advice here:

Don't speak in the third person when posting your updates.

Not just good... GREAT ####EN POSTING!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

TRE loves the 3rd person.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

TRE loves the 3rd person.

Blue Horseshoe loves Endicott Steel

 

[Kraft...]

TRE loves the 3rd person.

Blue Horseshoe loves Endicott Steel

That made me laugh out loud

 

[Early_10]

BTW, need tips/advice here:

Don't speak in the third person when posting your updates.

ispy, crazychick and now third person....think he's trying to emulate anyone? Forget it Woz, you'll never be Otis. You won't even be Righetti.

 

[Woz]

Dude, you just do NOT take advice, do you?

No, he doesn't.People who keep trying are the ones that look dumb now.

Offered to look over his message to AMBO before he sent it--nope. God knows what it said. I've really been pulling for Woz all along, thinking we could help. I give up.

I posted it and waited a day. I don't have a lot of internet access so I figured I had to do it prior. I'll pm you what I wrote anyways for future referece.

 

[Woz]

BTW, need tips/advice here:

Don't speak in the third person when posting your updates.

ispy, crazychick and now third person....think he's trying to emulate anyone? Forget it Woz, you'll never be Otis. You won't even be Righetti.

Have no control over the first two things you mentioned. Plus I plan to be married and able to do more than 6 pullups when I'm thirty so what's your point.

 

[Woz]

BTW, need tips/advice here:

Don't speak in the third person when posting your updates.

fair enough

 

[Mr. Pickles]

TRE loves the 3rd person.

Blue Horseshoe loves Endicott Steel

Never gets old.

 

[Disco Stu]

idating update: Messaged AMBO yesterday, she read it and checked my profile but I haven't gotten a reply.

I take paypal.

 

[Poppa]

I tend to have a hard time taking this / myself too seriously, so I'll slip in some shtick for my own amusement from time to time.

Fixed - and verrrrrrry underrated. "Dating" / Life is supposed to be fun. Woz - Are you listening? Girls despise/loathe/want to ignore Drama Kings. They get enough drama from their girlfriends.

Annnnnd - texting while drunk is a horrendously BAD idea. Talking - face to face - drunk to a gal who's three sheets to the wind herself, is okay/acceptable...but you've no idea the potential reception when you do it from across town...and in written form besides. With no other visual/audio cues to go by...the recipient will likely figure that you're simply an *ss...and intentionally so.



I-dating gurus? Don't give up on Woz please.

 

[Woz]

idating update: Messaged AMBO yesterday, she read it and checked my profile but I haven't gotten a reply.

I take paypal.

I got a month or two. It's a small town, may run into her, never know. Plus I've had chicks not message me back for a day or too. So don't bank on the cash just yet.BTW I had a free hour this afternoon and basically shotgunned like 20 new e-mails. We'll see what happens.

 

[Woz]

I tend to have a hard time taking this / myself too seriously, so I'll slip in some shtick for my own amusement from time to time.

Fixed - and verrrrrrry underrated. "Dating" / Life is supposed to be fun. Woz - Are you listening? Girls despise/loathe/want to ignore Drama Kings. They get enough drama from their girlfriends.

Annnnnd - texting while drunk is a horrendously BAD idea. Talking - face to face - drunk to a gal who's three sheets to the wind herself, is okay/acceptable...but you've no idea the potential reception when you do it from across town...and in written form besides. With no other visual/audio cues to go by...the recipient will likely figure that you're simply an *ss...and intentionally so.



I-dating gurus? Don't give up on Woz please.

I don't bring in the drama (even though I think you're wrong in that some girls LOVE drama), it just seems to like to form around me. Honestly all I wanted on my first idate was to have a drink with the girl, have decent conversation, and go home by myself with the assurance that there are sane elligible chicks in my proximity. And the point of me texting while drunk was to get this girl NOT to like me so she saves face and her lawyer sister isn't mad at me enough to ruin me professionally here at the office. .

 

[krista4]

I tend to have a hard time taking this / myself too seriously, so I'll slip in some shtick for my own amusement from time to time.

Fixed - and verrrrrrry underrated. "Dating" / Life is supposed to be fun. Woz - Are you listening? Girls despise/loathe/want to ignore Drama Kings. They get enough drama from their girlfriends.

Annnnnd - texting while drunk is a horrendously BAD idea. Talking - face to face - drunk to a gal who's three sheets to the wind herself, is okay/acceptable...but you've no idea the potential reception when you do it from across town...and in written form besides. With no other visual/audio cues to go by...the recipient will likely figure that you're simply an *ss...and intentionally so.



I-dating gurus? Don't give up on Woz please.

All right, all right, I'll give our Wozzy Bear another chance. Have to say that I looked at the message he sent to AMBO, and it wasn't bad (I do have one comment I'll send you separately, Woz). Call me the eternal optimist, but I think there's still hope.I don't understand the part about having to go out with the psycho chick a couple more times to save face with the co-worker, though. Please explain, in clear English terms we'll all understand, why this would be a good idea, other than the implications for all of us here.

And BTW, bankerguy is quietly winning this contest (if there were a contest), with Disco Stu on his heels. All purported front-runner Otis has right now is a shrunken...suit.

 

[zander_s]

And BTW, bankerguy is quieting winning this contest (if there were a contest), with Disco Stu on his heels. All purported front-runner Otis has right now is a shrunken...suit.

 

[cubbyMIH]

I've been all depressed, having had little to no luck with hot or not and plenty of fish, wanting to really wait to do match until my divorce is final, and then I get a match on hot or not from this.............

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=OLHZGSG

HELP! hot words include porn, sex, doggy, easy, stripping, sixty-nine, threesome and tease. Um, OTIS! What is the correct play here? lol

 

[Mrs. BSR]

I've been all depressed, having had little to no luck with hot or not and plenty of fish, wanting to really wait to do match until my divorce is final, and then I get a match on hot or not from this.............

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=OLHZGSG

HELP! hot words include porn, sex, doggy, easy, stripping, sixty-nine, threesome and tease. Um, OTIS! What is the correct play here? lol

Wow! I'm pulling for ya! Did you respond that you want to meet her?

 

[cubbyMIH]

I've been all depressed, having had little to no luck with hot or not and plenty of fish, wanting to really wait to do match until my divorce is final, and then I get a match on hot or not from this.............

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=OLHZGSG

HELP! hot words include porn, sex, doggy, easy, stripping, sixty-nine, threesome and tease. Um, OTIS! What is the correct play here? lol

Wow! I'm pulling for ya! Did you respond that you want to meet her?

um, is that a freaking serious question? YES

 

[Mrs. BSR]

I've been all depressed, having had little to no luck with hot or not and plenty of fish, wanting to really wait to do match until my divorce is final, and then I get a match on hot or not from this.............

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=OLHZGSG

HELP! hot words include porn, sex, doggy, easy, stripping, sixty-nine, threesome and tease. Um, OTIS! What is the correct play here? lol

Wow! I'm pulling for ya! Did you respond that you want to meet her?

um, is that a freaking serious question? YES

Just checking!

 

[Disco Stu]

I've been all depressed, having had little to no luck with hot or not and plenty of fish, wanting to really wait to do match until my divorce is final, and then I get a match on hot or not from this.............

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=OLHZGSG

HELP! hot words include porn, sex, doggy, easy, stripping, sixty-nine, threesome and tease. Um, OTIS! What is the correct play here? lol

At the risk of raining on your parade, be advised that you may run into the occasional bot on these sites. A hot chick with only one picture sends up red flags. Send her a message, just don't give her your email address. Good luck.

 

[Disco Stu]

idating update: Messaged AMBO yesterday, she read it and checked my profile but I haven't gotten a reply.

I take paypal.

I got a month or two. It's a small town, may run into her, never know. Plus I've had chicks not message me back for a day or too. So don't bank on the cash just yet.BTW I had a free hour this afternoon and basically shotgunned like 20 new e-mails. We'll see what happens.

Yeah, I know... you have until July 18th (IIRC). I'm just counting it early. Running into her in town is different than securing an iDate, so we may need a ruling on the off chance that happens...

 

[mr. furley]

I've been all depressed, having had little to no luck with hot or not and plenty of fish, wanting to really wait to do match until my divorce is final, and then I get a match on hot or not from this.............

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=OLHZGSG

HELP! hot words include porn, sex, doggy, easy, stripping, sixty-nine, threesome and tease. Um, OTIS! What is the correct play here? lol

i'd give that a 14

 

[Disco Stu]

I tend to have a hard time taking this too seriously, so I'll slip in some shtick for my own amusement from time to time. Actually with that second girl, I've gone basically 100% shtick just to see what would happen. This is the chick who likes to be spanked...

Stick would probably go over better with her than shtick...

So no one else does this? Seriously?The crazy thing is it actually seems to be working. These exchanges are ridiculous, but she seems to be enjoying it...

Me:Your keyword "spankings" intrigues... You talking giving or receiving? Her:i like to get themMe:good... i like to give them (FFA note, I know... )Me (3 days later)::crickets: Her (immediately... actually from here on all her replies came within an hour):what does that mean??Me:lol... just that it's so quiet, all I hear are the crickets.You seem like a fun girl, what else do enjoy besides spankings? Her:i do lots of things. hang out w/my friends drink movies that kind of thing. u? and i am fun!!!Me:Much of the same actually. Going out to bars with friends, seeing local bands, movies, sports, music, stalking girls i meet on the internet... You know, the usual stuff.Her:thats awesome!!!Me:just let me know where you're going to be thur night so I can get started... thanks. HerROLLY DUKES IN BEDFORD!!! LOLMe:Bedford? Damn, that's inconvenient. It'd be a lot easier for me if you hung out in Dallas. Get on that for next week... Her:ill see what i can do!

Terrible, huh?

 

[BassNBrew]

I think I'll pass on hot or not.

 

[E.B.]

I've been all depressed, having had little to no luck with hot or not and plenty of fish, wanting to really wait to do match until my divorce is final, and then I get a match on hot or not from this.............

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=OLHZGSG

HELP! hot words include porn, sex, doggy, easy, stripping, sixty-nine, threesome and tease. Um, OTIS! What is the correct play here? lol

Wow! I'm pulling for ya! Did you respond that you want to meet her?

um, is that a freaking serious question? YES

Yeah, good luck with THAT.

 

[Das Boot]

I think I'll pass on hot or not.

Oof.

 

[Disco Stu]

I think I'll pass on hot or not.

Yeah, you've got to weed through the fatties (and the occasional tranny). But it's worth it IMO.Lots of chicks on there who aren't desperately searching for a husband. They just wanted to see how their picture rated, then noticed the "meet me" section...

I'm a big fan of how they make it impossible to send or receive messages unless both parties are interested. No wasted messages here. They always reply...

 

[OldSchoolLikeThat]

hot or not gold

mmm... not so much.

 

[krista4]

 

[Disco Stu]

Better?

 

[krista4]

Better?

Not my scene, but at least it's somethin'. Starting to think I should sign up for one of these, just to get the action going...at least to have some continuing sagas other than the Wozzy Bear I'm good at continuing sagas, too.

 

[Slinger]

Better?

 

[Disco Stu]

Better?

Not my scene, but at least it's somethin'. Starting to think I should sign up for one of these, just to get the action going...at least to have some continuing sagas other than the Wozzy Bear I'm good at continuing sagas, too.

DO IT! BTW, we know now that this chick enjoys spankings and boobs...

 

[krista4]

Better?

Not my scene, but at least it's somethin'. Starting to think I should sign up for one of these, just to get the action going...at least to have some continuing sagas other than the Wozzy Bear I'm good at continuing sagas, too.

DO IT! BTW, we know now that this chick enjoys spankings and boobs...

That's the spankings girl? Wow. Didn't recognize that. When are you seeing her? Presumably as soon as possible!?!?

 

[Disco Stu]

Better?

Not my scene, but at least it's somethin'. Starting to think I should sign up for one of these, just to get the action going...at least to have some continuing sagas other than the Wozzy Bear I'm good at continuing sagas, too.

DO IT! BTW, we know now that this chick enjoys spankings and boobs...

That's the spankings girl? Wow. Didn't recognize that. When are you seeing her? Presumably as soon as possible!?!?

No idea. Just rolling with the shtick for now...

 

[Bankerguy]

Better?

Not my scene, but at least it's somethin'. Starting to think I should sign up for one of these, just to get the action going...at least to have some continuing sagas other than the Wozzy Bear I'm good at continuing sagas, too.

Booking my ticket for Chicago now......holla girl.