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I think I might be willing to accomodate. Most things in my life end up becoming a cluster #### and a never ending source of entertainment for my friends.welcomeAs one of the married vicarious/living folks here, all we want isand stories in return we offer never-ending moral support and confidence building.
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do you have a gmail account? anyone can send you an invite if you need/want one. Seems to make it easierupdateate last night with "poli-baby" went well. She was even cuter than I thought she would be and seemed really interested, we may actually hang out tonight. We just went to Cheeseburger in Paradise (her pick of a place out by her)...one thing that irked me is she had no clue who Jimmy Buffett was!!! and she said she always goes to that place!! Ok, didnt really bother me, i was just suprised. But we had good converstation and were together for about 2 1/2 hours before I called it a night. She invited me over to a friends place that was close to hang out with some of her friends, but I had to be up early, and had about a 45 min ride home so I declined. Ill have to figure out this whole underground thing to post pics though...It keeps saying my email is already signed up or somthing so I guess ill try a different one tonight.
:knowsthings:Things in common:She's 21 and has a great ###and I love 21 year olds with great asses!A match made in heaven!No reason not to try some younger folk. If I had to do the "find a mate" over again (and being 31 as I am now), I would certainly consider 21-26. Im sure it would be tougher to find someone with things in common, but if you did ...
There's one fairly close to where we're meeting. I know it's female friendly too, so that's an option after a couple beers.shark play move"Look ... with all this boob talk, why dont we skip the 1st date stuff and the two of us head to a strip club. 1st lap dance is on me" <-- softballJAA said:nice playDisco Stu said:Continuing the play-by-play..
Meeting set for Lower Greenville (for those familiar w/ Dallas) Sunday night. With all the boob talk, maybe I should have suggested a strip club...
Not technically married but since I live with my gf, I am practically married for all intents and purposes. Count me in as one of the living vicariously folks.welcomeAs one of the married vicarious/living folks here, all we want is
glll
I agree with this...There is no such thing as a wrong hole...If the Good Lord made a gap, I'll give it a tap...
The fair closed down like 3 years ago.There's one fairly close to where we're meeting. I know it's female friendly too, so that's an option after a couple beers.shark play move"Look ... with all this boob talk, why dont we skip the 1st date stuff and the two of us head to a strip club. 1st lap dance is on me" <-- softballJAA said:nice playDisco Stu said:Continuing the play-by-play..
... on a roll ... making a play for poster of the day
"fairly close" = 5 miles up GreenvilleMDSThe fair closed down like 3 years ago.There's one fairly close to where we're meeting. I know it's female friendly too, so that's an option after a couple beers.shark play move"Look ... with all this boob talk, why dont we skip the 1st date stuff and the two of us head to a strip club. 1st lap dance is on me" <-- softballJAA said:nice playDisco Stu said:Continuing the play-by-play..
Meeting set for Lower Greenville (for those familiar w/ Dallas) Sunday night. With all the boob talk, maybe I should have suggested a strip club...
I'd probably lay 3:1 you are going to gloria's for dinner sunday. If I wasn't in FW I'd bring the whole fam out to"fairly close" = 5 miles up GreenvilleMDSThe fair closed down like 3 years ago.There's one fairly close to where we're meeting. I know it's female friendly too, so that's an option after a couple beers.shark play move"Look ... with all this boob talk, why dont we skip the 1st date stuff and the two of us head to a strip club. 1st lap dance is on me" <-- softballJAA said:nice playDisco Stu said:Continuing the play-by-play..
Meeting set for Lower Greenville (for those familiar w/ Dallas) Sunday night. With all the boob talk, maybe I should have suggested a strip club...
you. Could post play-by-play from the table. 
I'd probably lay 3:1 you are going to gloria's for dinner sunday. If I wasn't in FW I'd bring the whole fam out to"fairly close" = 5 miles up GreenvilleMDSThe fair closed down like 3 years ago.There's one fairly close to where we're meeting. I know it's female friendly too, so that's an option after a couple beers.shark play move"Look ... with all this boob talk, why dont we skip the 1st date stuff and the two of us head to a strip club. 1st lap dance is on me" <-- softballJAA said:nice playDisco Stu said:Continuing the play-by-play..
I'm not down with dinner on a first meeting. Meeting for drinks is a much lower pressure offer and much easier to escape from quickly if need be.
Banker's ex must be into cigars.
Hmm...I don't know all those singles bars south of richmond anymore. That world has passed me by.I'd probably lay 3:1 you are going to gloria's for dinner sunday. If I wasn't in FW I'd bring the whole fam out to"fairly close" = 5 miles up GreenvilleMDSThe fair closed down like 3 years ago.There's one fairly close to where we're meeting. I know it's female friendly too, so that's an option after a couple beers.shark play move"Look ... with all this boob talk, why dont we skip the 1st date stuff and the two of us head to a strip club. 1st lap dance is on me" <-- softballJAA said:nice playDisco Stu said:Continuing the play-by-play..
Meeting set for Lower Greenville (for those familiar w/ Dallas) Sunday night. With all the boob talk, maybe I should have suggested a strip club...
you. Could post play-by-play from the table. :X
hmm..it must of worked then...I was trying to do it quick. I joined and I thought i was supposed to get an email back from google or whatever cause it had to make a name there, and i dont think I ever got the email back from google. Ill check when i get home
Let me mull it over this weekend. I need to get some updated pics of myself. I'd need lots of help, of course.djcolts>hi
Let me mull it over this weekend. I need to get some updated pics of myself. I'd need lots of help, of course.djcolts>hiI see you lurking here a lot... are you in?
That's what this is all about...Let me mull it over this weekend. I need to get some updated pics of myself. I'd need lots of help, of course.djcolts>hi
If anyone is curious how shtick led to a date, here's the complete transcript (using spoiler thingy to save space)...mytagid = Math.floor( Math.random() * 100 );document.write("So no one else does this? Seriously?The crazy thing is it actually seems to be working. These exchanges are ridiculous, but she seems to be enjoying it...Stick would probably go over better with her than shtick...I tend to have a hard time taking this too seriously, so I'll slip in some shtick for my own amusement from time to time. Actually with that second girl, I've gone basically 100% shtick just to see what would happen. This is the 25 year old who likes to be spanked...
Just meeting you for drinks is my take... but I'd say gauge it when you meet her.If anyone is curious how shtick led to a date, here's the complete transcript (using spoiler thingy to save space)...mytagid = Math.floor( Math.random() * 100 );document.write("So no one else does this? Seriously?The crazy thing is it actually seems to be working. These exchanges are ridiculous, but she seems to be enjoying it...Stick would probably go over better with her than shtick...I tend to have a hard time taking this too seriously, so I'll slip in some shtick for my own amusement from time to time. Actually with that second girl, I've gone basically 100% shtick just to see what would happen. This is the 25 year old who likes to be spanked...
Me: Your keyword "spankings" intrigues... You talking giving or receiving?
Her: i like to get them
Me: good... i like to give them
(FFA note, I know... horrible)
Me (3 days later): : crickets :
Her (immediately... actually from here on all her replies came within an hour): what does that mean??
Me: lol... just that it's so quiet, all I hear are the crickets.
You seem like a fun girl, what else do enjoy besides spankings?
Her: i do lots of things. hang out w/my friends drink movies that kind of thing. u? and i am fun!!!
Me: Much of the same actually. Going out to bars with friends, seeing local bands, movies, sports, music, stalking girls i meet on the internet... You know, the usual stuff.
Her: thats awesome!!!
Me: just let me know where you're going to be thur night so I can get started... thanks.
Her: PROLLY DUKES IN BEDFORD!!! LOL
Me: Bedford? Damn, that's inconvenient. It'd be a lot easier for me if you hung out in Dallas. Get on that for next week...
Her: ill see what i can do!
Me: OK, better make it quick though... I'm impatient.
In the meantime give me your myspace so I can practice the stalking.
Her: (link removed)
Me: Your background may have given me a seizure, but it was totally worth it.
Her: haha thanks! did you add me??
Me: heck no, I don't want any stalkers...
Her: very funny!!!
Me: my favorite pic was the one featuring your tongue on your friend's breast. highly stalkable...
Her: oh yea shes my wife i love her!! and her boobs!!!
Me: well who doesn't love boobs???
Her: idk i love them!!!
Me: nice! we should really discuss our mutual love of boobs over drinks sometime. it sounds like we have a lot in common...
Her: i think that your right! I LOVE BOOBS!!!
Me: sunday is my next free night... you in? or are you morally opposed to drinking on the lord's day?
Her: i drink any day silly!!! sounds great
Me: alright... so I'm in (removed) and you're in (removed). wanna split the difference and meet in lower greenville?
Her: sounds like a super plan!!!
Me: (removed) at 8:30?
Her: deal
Me: and if there aren't enough boobs there for ya we can always head up to the million dollar
Her: very funny but it sounds like a great time!!!
*** SPOILER ALERT! Click this link to display the potential spoiler text in this box. ***");document.close();
(she has now made this pic I mentioned her default pic at myspace)
I'd like to thank ":crickets:" for making this all possible...
One thing I'm not 100% on... In her last message, does "it" = meeting for drinks? (what I'm assuming) Or does "it" = going to the million dollar? Or does "it" = info?
I'm thinking you need to step it up to something that comes in powdered form to keep up with this one.
if woz can ... you can/not a dig at wozLet me mull it over this weekend. I need to get some updated pics of myself. I'd need lots of help, of course.djcolts>hiI see you lurking here a lot... are you in?
no idea - the wimmens need to chime in on this oneIf anyone is curious how shtick led to a date, here's the complete transcript (using spoiler thingy to save space)...mytagid = Math.floor( Math.random() * 100 );document.write("So no one else does this? Seriously?The crazy thing is it actually seems to be working. These exchanges are ridiculous, but she seems to be enjoying it...Stick would probably go over better with her than shtick...I tend to have a hard time taking this too seriously, so I'll slip in some shtick for my own amusement from time to time. Actually with that second girl, I've gone basically 100% shtick just to see what would happen. This is the 25 year old who likes to be spanked...
Me: Your keyword "spankings" intrigues... You talking giving or receiving?
Her: i like to get them
Me: good... i like to give them
(FFA note, I know... horrible)
Me (3 days later): : crickets :
Her (immediately... actually from here on all her replies came within an hour): what does that mean??
Me: lol... just that it's so quiet, all I hear are the crickets.
You seem like a fun girl, what else do enjoy besides spankings?
Her: i do lots of things. hang out w/my friends drink movies that kind of thing. u? and i am fun!!!
Me: Much of the same actually. Going out to bars with friends, seeing local bands, movies, sports, music, stalking girls i meet on the internet... You know, the usual stuff.
Her: thats awesome!!!
Me: just let me know where you're going to be thur night so I can get started... thanks.
Her: PROLLY DUKES IN BEDFORD!!! LOL
Me: Bedford? Damn, that's inconvenient. It'd be a lot easier for me if you hung out in Dallas. Get on that for next week...
Her: ill see what i can do!
Me: OK, better make it quick though... I'm impatient.
In the meantime give me your myspace so I can practice the stalking.
Her: (link removed)
Me: Your background may have given me a seizure, but it was totally worth it.
Her: haha thanks! did you add me??
Me: heck no, I don't want any stalkers...
Her: very funny!!!
Me: my favorite pic was the one featuring your tongue on your friend's breast. highly stalkable...
Her: oh yea shes my wife i love her!! and her boobs!!!
Me: well who doesn't love boobs???
Her: idk i love them!!!
Me: nice! we should really discuss our mutual love of boobs over drinks sometime. it sounds like we have a lot in common...
Her: i think that your right! I LOVE BOOBS!!!
Me: sunday is my next free night... you in? or are you morally opposed to drinking on the lord's day?
Her: i drink any day silly!!! sounds great
Me: alright... so I'm in (removed) and you're in (removed). wanna split the difference and meet in lower greenville?
Her: sounds like a super plan!!!
Me: (removed) at 8:30?
Her: deal
Me: and if there aren't enough boobs there for ya we can always head up to the million dollar
Her: very funny but it sounds like a great time!!!
*** SPOILER ALERT! Click this link to display the potential spoiler text in this box. ***");document.close();
(she has now made this pic I mentioned her default pic at myspace)
I'd like to thank ":crickets:" for making this all possible...
One thing I'm not 100% on... In her last message, does "it" = meeting for drinks? (what I'm assuming) Or does "it" = going to the million dollar? Or does "it" = info?
That's how I read it as well.Just meeting you for drinks is my take... but I'd say gauge it when you meet her.If anyone is curious how shtick led to a date, here's the complete transcript (using spoiler thingy to save space)...mytagid = Math.floor( Math.random() * 100 );document.write("So no one else does this? Seriously?The crazy thing is it actually seems to be working. These exchanges are ridiculous, but she seems to be enjoying it...Stick would probably go over better with her than shtick...I tend to have a hard time taking this too seriously, so I'll slip in some shtick for my own amusement from time to time. Actually with that second girl, I've gone basically 100% shtick just to see what would happen. This is the 25 year old who likes to be spanked...
Me: Your keyword "spankings" intrigues... You talking giving or receiving?
Her: i like to get them
Me: good... i like to give them
(FFA note, I know... horrible)
Me (3 days later): : crickets :
Her (immediately... actually from here on all her replies came within an hour): what does that mean??
Me: lol... just that it's so quiet, all I hear are the crickets.
You seem like a fun girl, what else do enjoy besides spankings?
Her: i do lots of things. hang out w/my friends drink movies that kind of thing. u? and i am fun!!!
Me: Much of the same actually. Going out to bars with friends, seeing local bands, movies, sports, music, stalking girls i meet on the internet... You know, the usual stuff.
Her: thats awesome!!!
Me: just let me know where you're going to be thur night so I can get started... thanks.
Her: PROLLY DUKES IN BEDFORD!!! LOL
Me: Bedford? Damn, that's inconvenient. It'd be a lot easier for me if you hung out in Dallas. Get on that for next week...
Her: ill see what i can do!
Me: OK, better make it quick though... I'm impatient.
In the meantime give me your myspace so I can practice the stalking.
Her: (link removed)
Me: Your background may have given me a seizure, but it was totally worth it.
Her: haha thanks! did you add me??
Me: heck no, I don't want any stalkers...
Her: very funny!!!
Me: my favorite pic was the one featuring your tongue on your friend's breast. highly stalkable...
Her: oh yea shes my wife i love her!! and her boobs!!!
Me: well who doesn't love boobs???
Her: idk i love them!!!
Me: nice! we should really discuss our mutual love of boobs over drinks sometime. it sounds like we have a lot in common...
Her: i think that your right! I LOVE BOOBS!!!
Me: sunday is my next free night... you in? or are you morally opposed to drinking on the lord's day?
Her: i drink any day silly!!! sounds great
Me: alright... so I'm in (removed) and you're in (removed). wanna split the difference and meet in lower greenville?
Her: sounds like a super plan!!!
Me: (removed) at 8:30?
Her: deal
Me: and if there aren't enough boobs there for ya we can always head up to the million dollar
Her: very funny but it sounds like a great time!!!
*** SPOILER ALERT! Click this link to display the potential spoiler text in this box. ***");document.close();
(she has now made this pic I mentioned her default pic at myspace)
I'd like to thank ":crickets:" for making this all possible...
One thing I'm not 100% on... In her last message, does "it" = meeting for drinks? (what I'm assuming) Or does "it" = going to the million dollar? Or does "it" = info?
That's how I read it at first too although when I read it again, it seems there is a possibility she meant the Million Dollar.That's how I read it as well.Just meeting you for drinks is my take... but I'd say gauge it when you meet her.If anyone is curious how shtick led to a date, here's the complete transcript (using spoiler thingy to save space)...mytagid = Math.floor( Math.random() * 100 );document.write("So no one else does this? Seriously?The crazy thing is it actually seems to be working. These exchanges are ridiculous, but she seems to be enjoying it...Stick would probably go over better with her than shtick...I tend to have a hard time taking this too seriously, so I'll slip in some shtick for my own amusement from time to time. Actually with that second girl, I've gone basically 100% shtick just to see what would happen. This is the 25 year old who likes to be spanked...
Me: Your keyword "spankings" intrigues... You talking giving or receiving?
Her: i like to get them
Me: good... i like to give them
(FFA note, I know... horrible)
Me (3 days later): : crickets :
Her (immediately... actually from here on all her replies came within an hour): what does that mean??
Me: lol... just that it's so quiet, all I hear are the crickets.
You seem like a fun girl, what else do enjoy besides spankings?
Her: i do lots of things. hang out w/my friends drink movies that kind of thing. u? and i am fun!!!
Me: Much of the same actually. Going out to bars with friends, seeing local bands, movies, sports, music, stalking girls i meet on the internet... You know, the usual stuff.
Her: thats awesome!!!
Me: just let me know where you're going to be thur night so I can get started... thanks.
Her: PROLLY DUKES IN BEDFORD!!! LOL
Me: Bedford? Damn, that's inconvenient. It'd be a lot easier for me if you hung out in Dallas. Get on that for next week...
Her: ill see what i can do!
Me: OK, better make it quick though... I'm impatient.
In the meantime give me your myspace so I can practice the stalking.
Her: (link removed)
Me: Your background may have given me a seizure, but it was totally worth it.
Her: haha thanks! did you add me??
Me: heck no, I don't want any stalkers...
Her: very funny!!!
Me: my favorite pic was the one featuring your tongue on your friend's breast. highly stalkable...
Her: oh yea shes my wife i love her!! and her boobs!!!
Me: well who doesn't love boobs???
Her: idk i love them!!!
Me: nice! we should really discuss our mutual love of boobs over drinks sometime. it sounds like we have a lot in common...
Her: i think that your right! I LOVE BOOBS!!!
Me: sunday is my next free night... you in? or are you morally opposed to drinking on the lord's day?
Her: i drink any day silly!!! sounds great
Me: alright... so I'm in (removed) and you're in (removed). wanna split the difference and meet in lower greenville?
Her: sounds like a super plan!!!
Me: (removed) at 8:30?
Her: deal
Me: and if there aren't enough boobs there for ya we can always head up to the million dollar
Her: very funny but it sounds like a great time!!!
*** SPOILER ALERT! Click this link to display the potential spoiler text in this box. ***");document.close();
(she has now made this pic I mentioned her default pic at myspace)
I'd like to thank ":crickets:" for making this all possible...
One thing I'm not 100% on... In her last message, does "it" = meeting for drinks? (what I'm assuming) Or does "it" = going to the million dollar? Or does "it" = info?
If you do, I recommend using a different user name.
I'm thinking you need to step it up to something that comes in powdered form to keep up with this one.I'm sure she'll drive me crazy. Things need to progress quickly.And GB alcohol...
In a game of "f/marry/kill" I'm pretty sure I know the one category she's not going to fall under.Oh well, if nothing else it's good to get out of my comfort zone every once in a while...
Long way to go to surpass ole 500 :RIP:
if woz can ... you can/not a dig at wozLet me mull it over this weekend. I need to get some updated pics of myself. I'd need lots of help, of course.djcolts>hiI see you lurking here a lot... are you in?
How the hell is that not a dig?? I honestly don't give a ####, but to claim it's not with a little disclaimer there is a joke. You're basically referring to this guy saying he needs a lot of work done to succeed but he can do it because I did it which would logically imply that I had some detrimental aspects too which would make idating a challenge for me. How's that not an insult?
I was attempting to massage colts at your expense. I was going to leave off the "not a dig" except I figured you would go all woz on me. No win for me good buddy.if woz can ... you can/not a dig at wozLet me mull it over this weekend. I need to get some updated pics of myself. I'd need lots of help, of course.djcolts>hi
She is coming here from out of town, to meet me for the first time on Monday (Spending the night) around dinner time. We will also hanging out all of Tuesday before she leaves. Not sure why (Maybe because we have talked for so long), but I can see dating this one a while. I would be shocked if anything past a mild make-out session went down. I wouldn't think of pushing my luck and possibly ruining things. No updates will be posted until after she leaves.....Tuesday evening at the earliest.
they help
Wait a minute, she's spending the night yet you expect nothing more than making out.
I'm pretty tame and even I'd think more would happen if she offered to stay the night.
Ditto. That little monkey wouldn't make it past the foyer.Wait a minute, she's spending the night yet you expect nothing more than making out.
good pointsshe gonna force you to sleep on the couch? I would roll with red wine to set the mood instead of harder or fuller (beer) alcohol choices.glllDitto. That little monkey wouldn't make it past the foyer.Wait a minute, she's spending the night yet you expect nothing more than making out.
I PM'd you back about this; happy to help!
Just sent replies to both you and MRS.BSR. I can't thank you enough for looking his stuff over. My days of "game" are long buried in the back of the freezer with my family jewels. I think he is the perfect wingman for Woz... he spent 3 hours playing message games with someone last night. Keep going Woz, your misadventures have had me laughing for days. Tirnan/editSince the advice comes from here, I will of course post all his misadventures for the amusement of all.I PM'd you back about this; happy to help!
:X Tirnan gets it.Just sent replies to both you and MRS.BSR. I can't thank you enough for looking his stuff over. My days of "game" are long buried in the back of the freezer with my family jewels. I think he is the perfect wingman for Woz... he spent 3 hours playing message games with someone last night. Keep going Woz, your misadventures have had me laughing for days.I PM'd you back about this; happy to help!
Tirnan
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Since the advice comes from here, I will of course post all his misadventures for the amusement of all.
