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***Official*** FFA iDating Thread (2 Viewers)
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Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Details?Cool, I just got dumped via text for the first time. I feel so high tech. Though can you really get dumped after one date?
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
ok guys... need something smooth to say to a hot, college student... blonde... has a pic with a cowboy hat... studying speech therapy and works with autistic kids...
I pretty much know what I wanna say, just gotta figure something slick/funny to say... lol
(she also likes to travel... I figure I'll ask her about her school/work and the traveling...)
she is super hot...
so it needs to be good....
I pretty much know what I wanna say, just gotta figure something slick/funny to say... lol
(she also likes to travel... I figure I'll ask her about her school/work and the traveling...)
she is super hot...
so it needs to be good....
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Went out with librarian chick (not an iDate) Friday night. No plans were made for a second date. Called her yesterday on the way home from work and left a very brief message ("just calling to say hi, give me a call me back when you get a chance"). No other attempted contact. Just got this text...Details?Cool, I just got dumped via text for the first time. I feel so high tech. Though can you really get dumped after one date?
Polite but completely unnecessary. I've thought of five girls today... she was not one of them.
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
how much do good headers matter on POF?? (I mean in messages you send...)
I mean... is something simple going to work fine? Or does it have to be something attention grabbing? lol
I mean... is something simple going to work fine? Or does it have to be something attention grabbing? lol
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mr. furley
Footballguy
atta boy, LBi got nothin for advice but way to not be chicken####larry_boy_44 said:ok guys... need something smooth to say to a hot, college student... blonde... has a pic with a cowboy hat... studying speech therapy and works with autistic kids...I pretty much know what I wanna say, just gotta figure something slick/funny to say... lol(she also likes to travel... I figure I'll ask her about her school/work and the traveling...)she is super hot...so it needs to be good....
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
ok guys... what do you think of this:
too long? I can't come up with anything really witty ATM, so I figured I'd go with honesty lol...I don't have a header, either... could really use one... lolwhat do you think?
Capella
Footballguy
Rest seems fine. Let her ask about you. She will if she's interested. End it with a "look forward to hearing from you".
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larry_boy_44
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
I think this sounds really good. You ask about her, tell her a little about you, don't mention pedophilia. Excellent job. The only things I'd say are (1) take out the "dinner or a movie" part--too early to go there, and (2) lose the "lol", both here and in your messages.
I don't think a catchy header is that important. 
krista4
Footballguy
XIn this very thread, you guys have also complained about never hearing from someone again and how it is the "right" thing to do to be mature and tell someone if you're not interested. You (I mean the royal "you") have stated how bad it is for someone not to take the time to do exactly what she just did. Sheesh...how about a little consistency here?Disco Stu said:
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
ok SENT!!
took you guys' advice...
although I did remove the paragraph about me... for 2 reasons:
1. the info is in my profile, sh'es gonna check that out when she gets the message either way...
2. I do want to keep the focus on her...
time to pray agian... I know this girl was on the site today, so she is active... and she is super super SUPER hot... if I get a response I'll post pics on the underground...
took you guys' advice...
although I did remove the paragraph about me... for 2 reasons:
1. the info is in my profile, sh'es gonna check that out when she gets the message either way...
2. I do want to keep the focus on her...
time to pray agian... I know this girl was on the site today, so she is active... and she is super super SUPER hot... if I get a response I'll post pics on the underground...
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Tip for you: Remember, only about 3-4% of your e-mails will get a response at all. Don't get your hopes pinned on one girl--too much disappointment happens that way.
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
lol I'm not as into this girl as I'm sure I sound... lolI just... would like to get an answer, 'cuz she is hot, and sounds pretty cool... so it would be cool.. but if not, no biggie, ya know?
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
At first I thought you were going to tell me she was one of the five.
Sorry Krista, but I think I (not the royal "I", just the regular one 
) have been consistent. I can take a hint, so a no response would have served the same purpose and wouldn't have hurt my feelings. That said, it was nice of her.I wouldn't go so far as to call it "the right thing to do", but that may have something to do with not wanting to condemn myself.
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
POF profile is up...Krista, you're going to have to approve.
BTW--what's with the personality test? Here's mine...let's see if you guys think it's accurate.
Your Compatibility Test Results
Self-Confidence
As someone with high self-confidence, you feel quite comfortable interacting with other people. Indeed, you find the company of others very stimulating and enjoy meeting new people. Your relaxed demeanor in groups makes people around you comfortable too. Perhaps because you feel comfortable talking about yourself, others tend to enjoy being around you and perceive you as socially competent.
The confidence that helps you feel comfortable talking to people also spills into your own personal beliefs about yourself. Although you have several strengths, it’s likely that you also acknowledge and accept your weaknesses. But unlike some people, you take full responsibility for your actions—you rarely regret things you’ve done in the past and are not embarrassed easily.
Perhaps the defining feature that sets you apart from most people is the exceptionally high standards that you set for yourself. Your competence in social gatherings as well as at work should provide ample evidence for this. With these characteristics, it’s very likely that people come to you for advice and generally think of you as someone with leader-like qualities.
Family Orientation
As someone who is oriented to familial matters, you value the company of family-members and domestic life. If you have children already, you enjoy spending time with them very much and work hard to be a good parent. If you don’t have children, you very much desire having children in the future. And your preference for cooking and entertaining guests at home will likely ease the transition into parenthood.
You take pride in maintaining and cultivating a healthy family and work hard to achieve this. This natural tendency is easily illustrated by your preference for doing things around the house as opposed to going out to clubs and restaurants.
What really sets you apart from people that are low in family orientation is that you know how to manage your frustrations and work well on your own. This means that you are well-equipped to manage a family without letting all the work that is involved wear you down. However, as someone with strong family values, all the work that is involved in maintaining a tidy home and well-stocked kitchen might occasionally make it difficult for you to finish everything that you need to do.
Self-Control
The self-control personality dimension captures the way in which a person regulates and directs him or herself. Being low in self-control can be both good and bad. Occasionally people may be compelled to follow their intuitions and give in to their temptations, and your degree of self-control makes this likely to happen more often than not. This can be good in circumstances where being relaxed and open are important. However, in situations where it is necessary to be focused and careful, you might find that you do or say things that may be inappropriate.
As someone who exerts little control over your actions, you may find that you commit social blunders that might offend other people and get yourself in trouble. For example, if you’re given responsibility to work on a project that requires close attention to detail, you may be likely to overlook important details because you have difficulty staying focused. Consequently, you might feel more comfortable delegating such tasks to other people who are more detail oriented. Being able to recognize such characteristics in yourself and having more detail-oriented people do such tasks could be an effective way to manage your own stress level.
Low self-control may diminish your effectiveness at work. Acting too relaxed can make it difficult for you to focus on projects that require organized sequences of steps or stages. Thus, your ability to accomplish may be inconsistent. Indeed, it’s possible that you might be criticized periodically for being unreliable or unable to “stay within the lines.” Nonetheless, you may still experience many short-lived pleasures and never be thought of as boring.
Openness
As someone high in openness, you have a strong appreciation for beauty, both in art and nature. Indeed, it’s likely that you are easily absorbed in music and art, as well as natural phenomena. Another aspect of your openness is your emotional insight; that is, you probably have good access to and awareness of your own emotions.
Another aspect of the openness dimension is the tendency to think about abstract concepts and ideas. This thinking style may take the form of artistic and metaphorical use of language, and/or music composition or performance. Thus, it is likely that, either in your work or spare time, you enjoy activities that get your “creative juices” flowing.
Your tendency to be open-minded can have advantages and disadvantages. For instance, when there are no clear rules about how to approach a particular problem, your openness makes it easier for you to identify new ways to solve problems that might not be very obvious to people that are not as open as you are. In contrast, you may be bored easily in situations that lack high amounts of intellectual stimulation. In such cases, you might have difficulty excelling on projects that do not provide much stimulation or require much creative thinking.
Easygoingness
Easygoingness refers to one's ability to relax. Based on your score, you appear to “take things as they come” and enjoy having a good time. However, being high in easygoingness also has the potential to produce stress in a number of ways. For example, you may find it difficult to complete tasks thoroughly and efficiently. In this way, being high in easygoingness cannot only make your life difficult, but also the lives of the people around you. Another potential problem with being too high in easygoingness is that it can provide you with gratification in the short-term, but in the long-term provide undesirable consequences.
High easygoingness, even when not seriously destructive, may also diminish your effectiveness at work, for example. You may find it aversive and difficult to put in all the effort that may sometimes be needed to effectively accomplish certain tasks. For this reason, your colleagues might view you as forgetful and unfocused.
How does your personality affect your love life?
With the strong degree of self-confidence that you possess, it’s no surprise that you get along well with most people. Indeed, it’s self-confidence that allows people to feel comfortable interacting with others without feeling insecure and vulnerable. For this reason, you shouldn’t have much difficulty in romance, at least not initially. Your social skills will likely help relieve any anxiety your romantic partners might have on those first few dates. However, over time, the high standards that you have for yourself could potentially frustrate your partner.
Given how much you value family life, you probably get along best with people who share your values and beliefs. In fact, it’s likely that you maintain close connections with members of your immediate and distant family. For this reason, you would probably be most satisfied in a romantic relationship with someone who also values domestic life.
Being in a relationship with someone who enjoys going out to parties and staying-up late at night might be fun, at least initially; yet it’s likely that you will find this tiring over time. Thus, it might be easier and more satisfying for you to develop a long-lasting relationship with a person who also enjoys spending time at home and desires starting a family. On first dates, perhaps you might suggest to your partner that the two of you spend a quiet night having dinner at one of your respective homes instead of going out to a restaurant or club.
As someone who is more relaxed than most people, you likely get along with most people quite well. Chances are that your friends and colleagues perceive you as lively, fun to be with, and good-humored. When it comes to romance, you’ll likely be attracted to most people. However, your free-spirited nature might make being in a relationship with a person that is more rigid than you difficult because you might perceive the person as being too uptight and controlling.
Your openness probably makes it easy for you to respect and appreciate people that are different from you. However, when it comes to romantic relationships, your openness might make it difficult for you to tolerate people that cannot appreciate diversity as much as you. Therefore, you may be happiest in serious relationships with people that share your open-mindedness. But, your openness might occasionally cause a certain degree of dependency on your end because you may be so open that you easily adopt the preferences and habits of your partners and gradually relinquish things that make you so unique.
BTW--what's with the personality test? Here's mine...let's see if you guys think it's accurate.
Your Compatibility Test Results
Self-Confidence
As someone with high self-confidence, you feel quite comfortable interacting with other people. Indeed, you find the company of others very stimulating and enjoy meeting new people. Your relaxed demeanor in groups makes people around you comfortable too. Perhaps because you feel comfortable talking about yourself, others tend to enjoy being around you and perceive you as socially competent.
The confidence that helps you feel comfortable talking to people also spills into your own personal beliefs about yourself. Although you have several strengths, it’s likely that you also acknowledge and accept your weaknesses. But unlike some people, you take full responsibility for your actions—you rarely regret things you’ve done in the past and are not embarrassed easily.
Perhaps the defining feature that sets you apart from most people is the exceptionally high standards that you set for yourself. Your competence in social gatherings as well as at work should provide ample evidence for this. With these characteristics, it’s very likely that people come to you for advice and generally think of you as someone with leader-like qualities.
Family Orientation
As someone who is oriented to familial matters, you value the company of family-members and domestic life. If you have children already, you enjoy spending time with them very much and work hard to be a good parent. If you don’t have children, you very much desire having children in the future. And your preference for cooking and entertaining guests at home will likely ease the transition into parenthood.
You take pride in maintaining and cultivating a healthy family and work hard to achieve this. This natural tendency is easily illustrated by your preference for doing things around the house as opposed to going out to clubs and restaurants.
What really sets you apart from people that are low in family orientation is that you know how to manage your frustrations and work well on your own. This means that you are well-equipped to manage a family without letting all the work that is involved wear you down. However, as someone with strong family values, all the work that is involved in maintaining a tidy home and well-stocked kitchen might occasionally make it difficult for you to finish everything that you need to do.
Self-Control
The self-control personality dimension captures the way in which a person regulates and directs him or herself. Being low in self-control can be both good and bad. Occasionally people may be compelled to follow their intuitions and give in to their temptations, and your degree of self-control makes this likely to happen more often than not. This can be good in circumstances where being relaxed and open are important. However, in situations where it is necessary to be focused and careful, you might find that you do or say things that may be inappropriate.
As someone who exerts little control over your actions, you may find that you commit social blunders that might offend other people and get yourself in trouble. For example, if you’re given responsibility to work on a project that requires close attention to detail, you may be likely to overlook important details because you have difficulty staying focused. Consequently, you might feel more comfortable delegating such tasks to other people who are more detail oriented. Being able to recognize such characteristics in yourself and having more detail-oriented people do such tasks could be an effective way to manage your own stress level.
Low self-control may diminish your effectiveness at work. Acting too relaxed can make it difficult for you to focus on projects that require organized sequences of steps or stages. Thus, your ability to accomplish may be inconsistent. Indeed, it’s possible that you might be criticized periodically for being unreliable or unable to “stay within the lines.” Nonetheless, you may still experience many short-lived pleasures and never be thought of as boring.
Openness
As someone high in openness, you have a strong appreciation for beauty, both in art and nature. Indeed, it’s likely that you are easily absorbed in music and art, as well as natural phenomena. Another aspect of your openness is your emotional insight; that is, you probably have good access to and awareness of your own emotions.
Another aspect of the openness dimension is the tendency to think about abstract concepts and ideas. This thinking style may take the form of artistic and metaphorical use of language, and/or music composition or performance. Thus, it is likely that, either in your work or spare time, you enjoy activities that get your “creative juices” flowing.
Your tendency to be open-minded can have advantages and disadvantages. For instance, when there are no clear rules about how to approach a particular problem, your openness makes it easier for you to identify new ways to solve problems that might not be very obvious to people that are not as open as you are. In contrast, you may be bored easily in situations that lack high amounts of intellectual stimulation. In such cases, you might have difficulty excelling on projects that do not provide much stimulation or require much creative thinking.
Easygoingness
Easygoingness refers to one's ability to relax. Based on your score, you appear to “take things as they come” and enjoy having a good time. However, being high in easygoingness also has the potential to produce stress in a number of ways. For example, you may find it difficult to complete tasks thoroughly and efficiently. In this way, being high in easygoingness cannot only make your life difficult, but also the lives of the people around you. Another potential problem with being too high in easygoingness is that it can provide you with gratification in the short-term, but in the long-term provide undesirable consequences.
High easygoingness, even when not seriously destructive, may also diminish your effectiveness at work, for example. You may find it aversive and difficult to put in all the effort that may sometimes be needed to effectively accomplish certain tasks. For this reason, your colleagues might view you as forgetful and unfocused.
How does your personality affect your love life?
With the strong degree of self-confidence that you possess, it’s no surprise that you get along well with most people. Indeed, it’s self-confidence that allows people to feel comfortable interacting with others without feeling insecure and vulnerable. For this reason, you shouldn’t have much difficulty in romance, at least not initially. Your social skills will likely help relieve any anxiety your romantic partners might have on those first few dates. However, over time, the high standards that you have for yourself could potentially frustrate your partner.
Given how much you value family life, you probably get along best with people who share your values and beliefs. In fact, it’s likely that you maintain close connections with members of your immediate and distant family. For this reason, you would probably be most satisfied in a romantic relationship with someone who also values domestic life.
Being in a relationship with someone who enjoys going out to parties and staying-up late at night might be fun, at least initially; yet it’s likely that you will find this tiring over time. Thus, it might be easier and more satisfying for you to develop a long-lasting relationship with a person who also enjoys spending time at home and desires starting a family. On first dates, perhaps you might suggest to your partner that the two of you spend a quiet night having dinner at one of your respective homes instead of going out to a restaurant or club.
As someone who is more relaxed than most people, you likely get along with most people quite well. Chances are that your friends and colleagues perceive you as lively, fun to be with, and good-humored. When it comes to romance, you’ll likely be attracted to most people. However, your free-spirited nature might make being in a relationship with a person that is more rigid than you difficult because you might perceive the person as being too uptight and controlling.
Your openness probably makes it easy for you to respect and appreciate people that are different from you. However, when it comes to romantic relationships, your openness might make it difficult for you to tolerate people that cannot appreciate diversity as much as you. Therefore, you may be happiest in serious relationships with people that share your open-mindedness. But, your openness might occasionally cause a certain degree of dependency on your end because you may be so open that you easily adopt the preferences and habits of your partners and gradually relinquish things that make you so unique.
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
if a girl puts her AIM/Yahoo messenger names in her profile and says to e-mail her and then IM her... do you actually do that? lol
or do you see if she e-mails you back first...
thoughts?
or do you see if she e-mails you back first...
thoughts?
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Definitely wait. That's one thing at POF that is kind of weird, you can send an IM to anyone who hasn't turned that feature off. It'd be better if it was limited to existing contacts or something. No one likes unwanted IM screens popping up. I pissed somebody off the other day by closing the window immediately.
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
no, not a POF IM...she put her AIM address in her profile and said "IM me after you e-mail me"....
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Same thing. Way too overanxious to IM someone you haven't gotten an email from.no, not a POF IM...she put her AIM address in her profile and said "IM me after you e-mail me"....Definitely wait. That's one thing at POF that is kind of weird, you can send an IM to anyone who hasn't turned that feature off. It'd be better if it was limited to existing contacts or something. No one likes unwanted IM screens popping up. I pissed somebody off the other day by closing the window immediately.
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
that is where I was leaning, too...I just wasn't sure since she said to do it...maybe I should have put my Yahoo ID in the message...Same thing. Way too overanxious to IM someone you haven't gotten an email from.no, not a POF IM...she put her AIM address in her profile and said "IM me after you e-mail me"....
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Slow down GB. Just take a deep breath and relax. You're coming off overanxious here, which makes me worry that you're coming off overanxious there. If I can pick up on it, I'm positive the girls can. You do not want the stink of desperation on you.that is where I was leaning, too...I just wasn't sure since she said to do it...maybe I should have put my Yahoo ID in the message...Same thing. Way too overanxious to IM someone you haven't gotten an email from.no, not a POF IM...she put her AIM address in her profile and said "IM me after you e-mail me"....Definitely wait. That's one thing at POF that is kind of weird, you can send an IM to anyone who hasn't turned that feature off. It'd be better if it was limited to existing contacts or something. No one likes unwanted IM screens popping up. I pissed somebody off the other day by closing the window immediately.
There's plenty of time to IM if you really want to. You have to wait for interest though. I'd also recommend against IM anyway, since it's a good way to give away too much too soon. It's better if you can leave the standard first date chat for the actual date instead of burning through it online.
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
2 things... I always sound like that on here...something about this message board (actually most message boards) makes me sound like some crazed hyperactive 12 year old... lolI posted one of 3 messages I've sent here, that wasn't bad right?The only reason I asked about the IM is 'cuz she asked to be IMed, I wasn't sure what the "dating rule" or whatever is about that...Slow down GB. Just take a deep breath and relax. You're coming off overanxious here, which makes me worry that you're coming off overanxious there. If I can pick up on it, I'm positive the girls can. You do not want the stink of desperation on you.There's plenty of time to IM if you really want to. You have to wait for interest though. I'd also recommend against IM anyway, since it's a good way to give away too much too soon. It's better if you can leave the standard first date chat for the actual date instead of burning through it online.
and its not so much overanxious... as much as I want to get the first one out of the way since I'm sure I'll woz it up somehow just 'cuz I've never really done this kind of thing before....and I'm thinking I want to IM 'cuz I am 10 million times more comfortable (and "smoother") online than in person... lol so getting some of that stuff (and getting her interested) while talking online would be a good thing, I think, since it would help me relax some when I do finally meet her... 
but I could be wrong (and I'm sure I'll learn quick...)
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
oof.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
I'm not sure what the deal is with chicks putting their IM info in their profile, but I would never use it. Way too random and likely puts her on the defensive. If she specifically asks you (not the royal "you" ) to IM, then of course feel free. Until then sit tight.
) to IM, then of course feel free. Until then sit tight.
krista4
Footballguy
Responded. On the personality profile, some of it sounds like you, but not the "family" and "self-control" parts so much. But hell, I don't know you.
Where did they get it from? Did you have to do some sort of quiz?
krista4
Footballguy
I'm not sure what the deal is with chicks putting their IM info in their profile, but I would never use it. Way too random and likely puts her on the defensive. If she specifically asks you (not the royal "you"
, including reference to "royal you".
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
The family is true, the self-control is not. I really want children--the marriage part is the problem.Responded. On the personality profile, some of it sounds like you, but not the "family" and "self-control" parts so much. But hell, I don't know you.
Bankerguy
Footballguy
Yeah, it's a generic quiz. It's pretty lame. Pay no atention to it Keys.Responded. On the personality profile, some of it sounds like you, but not the "family" and "self-control" parts so much. But hell, I don't know you.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Gay adoption down?The family is true, the self-control is not. I really want children--the marriage part is the problem.Responded. On the personality profile, some of it sounds like you, but not the "family" and "self-control" parts so much. But hell, I don't know you.Where did they get it from? Did you have to do some sort of quiz?
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
I had a whole thread about this under my alias.Gay adoption down?The family is true, the self-control is not. I really want children--the marriage part is the problem.Responded. On the personality profile, some of it sounds like you, but not the "family" and "self-control" parts so much. But hell, I don't know you.
mr. furley
Footballguy
link to test? i'm always interested to see how close these things get to my self-perception.
krista4
Footballguy
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
BTW...a lot of these profiles have me
Here's a selection, all from different profiles:
"You breat my trust, and you will never bee trusted again. My life is dependant on trust. You break my heart and I will break yours."
"I am not about cheating or being untruthful!!!!"
And my favorite profile EVER:
"This is not a profile, but a warning about a girl on here. Her screen name is anniebelle and she is 22yrs old from Dane, WI. She is crazy!! Not good crazy, a seriously disturbed stalker type crazy,not to mention a compulsive lier!!The lies start in her profile, she says she has an average body, I don't think 200lbs+ is average! I am only posting this because I have seen first hand the regret that people have after getting involved with her, both men and women (only as friends w/women) have dropped her like a bad habit, some within 24hrs of meeting her because this girl is sick in the head! She has no friends, and goes to bars by herself to follow men who are in relationships to try to mess things up for them, buy getting drunk, and being easy! Please believe this, and if you go ahead and talk with her, be ready to block her from your email/messenger, and change your number One man had to move from his home, get a new car, and quit a job he loved to get away from her following him! This is not a joke, but 100% all true!! If you need to know for yourself, just contact her! She's not even worth a one night stand, due to the fact that in her sick mind, if you sleep with her, you are in love with her, and since she still lives at home so her mom can raise her babies, yes there is more then 1, she would know where you live if you brought her home, a mistake many have made, and all hated themselves for! If you think this is mean or wrong, then don't listen. It is a free country, and because of that I can post this, and you can talk to who ever you want. There is no need to email me to ask if this is a joke, or untrue. I assure you it is not. Safe dating!"
Here's a selection, all from different profiles:
"You breat my trust, and you will never bee trusted again. My life is dependant on trust. You break my heart and I will break yours."
"I am not about cheating or being untruthful!!!!"
And my favorite profile EVER:
"This is not a profile, but a warning about a girl on here. Her screen name is anniebelle and she is 22yrs old from Dane, WI. She is crazy!! Not good crazy, a seriously disturbed stalker type crazy,not to mention a compulsive lier!!The lies start in her profile, she says she has an average body, I don't think 200lbs+ is average! I am only posting this because I have seen first hand the regret that people have after getting involved with her, both men and women (only as friends w/women) have dropped her like a bad habit, some within 24hrs of meeting her because this girl is sick in the head! She has no friends, and goes to bars by herself to follow men who are in relationships to try to mess things up for them, buy getting drunk, and being easy! Please believe this, and if you go ahead and talk with her, be ready to block her from your email/messenger, and change your number One man had to move from his home, get a new car, and quit a job he loved to get away from her following him! This is not a joke, but 100% all true!! If you need to know for yourself, just contact her! She's not even worth a one night stand, due to the fact that in her sick mind, if you sleep with her, you are in love with her, and since she still lives at home so her mom can raise her babies, yes there is more then 1, she would know where you live if you brought her home, a mistake many have made, and all hated themselves for! If you think this is mean or wrong, then don't listen. It is a free country, and because of that I can post this, and you can talk to who ever you want. There is no need to email me to ask if this is a joke, or untrue. I assure you it is not. Safe dating!"
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
It's on POF, you take it when you sign up. Just make a fake name and try it.
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Okay, I uploaded three pictures to the underground.
Duke1 and Duke2 are of this girl I'm talking to on eharmony right now. She's a local high school teacher, graduated from some east coast school (wonder which one?), came back home to work. Seems pretty cool...I'm not getting the crazy vibe from her yet. My next e-mail to her will be to meet up for coffee.
The third one is of me. I realized that half of you have your pictures in your group profiles, and like a loser, I didn't know. So, now you can at least know what I look like.
Duke1 and Duke2 are of this girl I'm talking to on eharmony right now. She's a local high school teacher, graduated from some east coast school (wonder which one?), came back home to work. Seems pretty cool...I'm not getting the crazy vibe from her yet. My next e-mail to her will be to meet up for coffee.
The third one is of me. I realized that half of you have your pictures in your group profiles, and like a loser, I didn't know. So, now you can at least know what I look like.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Looks awfully young...
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Remember that Seinfeld episode where he's shocked to find out the girl is out on a first or second date with him on her birthday? This is like that only worse...
While I was trying to figure out how to turn the IM feature off, a random chick started a IM session with me.
I have a hard time being a #### in these situations, so I was politely answering her questions but not attempting to disguise my lack of interest. After about a minute while I'm trying to figure out how to end this gracefully, she drops "I've never been alone on my birthday before" on me. 
My first thought was that it's pretty sad to spend your birthday trying to rope random iGuys into conversation. My second was "how the eff am I going to get out of this without feeling like a ####?" Thankfully within a minute my phone rang (an iGirl I actually wanted to talk to) and I had my excuse without having to lie. :sighofrelief:
While I was trying to figure out how to turn the IM feature off, a random chick started a IM session with me.
I have a hard time being a #### in these situations, so I was politely answering her questions but not attempting to disguise my lack of interest. After about a minute while I'm trying to figure out how to end this gracefully, she drops "I've never been alone on my birthday before" on me. My first thought was that it's pretty sad to spend your birthday trying to rope random iGuys into conversation. My second was "how the eff am I going to get out of this without feeling like a ####?" Thankfully within a minute my phone rang (an iGirl I actually wanted to talk to) and I had my excuse without having to lie. :sighofrelief:
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
she does look young, Keys, but she is probably 24... lol
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I was about to tell you about how I spent my 31st by myself and how it might not be a totally weird thing because while I have a million friends, I just wanted to be mellow for that one...But then I realized that if I were IM'ing random chicks and telling them that I'm alone on my birthday, I might as well just put a gun in my mouth.Feel grateful that you got out of that one...girls without friends are extraordinary trouble.Remember that Seinfeld episode where he's shocked to find out the girl is out on a first or second date with him on her birthday? This is like that only worse...While I was trying to figure out how to turn the IM feature off, a random chick started a IM session with me.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
so what's it mean when a girl read your e-mail...
didn't respond...
but didn't delete...
but is no longer on the site?? lol
she just forget to delete it?
(BTW 2 read deleteds, at least I'm getting the messages read and my profile checked out before they delete...)
didn't respond...
but didn't delete...
but is no longer on the site?? lol
she just forget to delete it?
(BTW 2 read deleteds, at least I'm getting the messages read and my profile checked out before they delete...)
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Exactly. I like being alone... people in general are a pain in the ###. Being alone on a weeknight birthday sounds fine to me. However IM'ing complete strangers about it in some sort of play for sympathy sounds pitiful.I was about to tell you about how I spent my 31st by myself and how it might not be a totally weird thing because while I have a million friends, I just wanted to be mellow for that one...But then I realized that if I were IM'ing random chicks and telling them that I'm alone on my birthday, I might as well just put a gun in my mouth.Feel grateful that you got out of that one...girls without friends are extraordinary trouble.Remember that Seinfeld episode where he's shocked to find out the girl is out on a first or second date with him on her birthday? This is like that only worse...While I was trying to figure out how to turn the IM feature off, a random chick started a IM session with me.I have a hard time being a #### in these situations, so I was politely answering her questions but not attempting to disguise my lack of interest. After about a minute while I'm trying to figure out how to end this gracefully, she drops "I've never been alone on my birthday before" on me.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Could be any of...1. She has no intention of replying but doesn't keep a tidy inbox.2. She plans to reply but didn't have time right then.3. She's considering replying but hasn't made up her mind.Unfortunately these are probably in order from most to least likely.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Unedited, it was 1000% better than anything I've seen Woz post.
Alias
Footballguy
edited in order of likelihood
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
well, hopefully the answer ends up being 2....
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
ok... so obviously messaging the hottest chicks that remotely fit what I want is a bad idea... lol }=o)
But I knew that...
lol
now time to message basically anyone who sounds like the kind of girl I want...
But I knew that...
lol
now time to message basically anyone who sounds like the kind of girl I want...
