All right since I was a little intoxicated and bored out of my mind I looked through a site quick and felt those little jumpy feelings for this chick:
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member1622080.htm#in
Definitely my type, so my question is what is a good opening e-mail so I don't scare this chick off with talks of pedophiles and how freaking awesome I am.
Strangely, woz, I would put good money that this girl would actually go for your schtick. I can't really explain why, but trust me. Just be yourself and don't worry about offending her, because you guys are probably alike.
Huh, thanks I think. You know how you just "know" when you see a girl that 1) she looks great and 2) somehow you can tell she'd like you back? I've had that feeling with all of my past gfs and I got it when I saw this girl's picture. It could be the booze, but I like her. So, yeah, I'm actually looking for someone to type out an actual e-mail for me... any takers?
Seriously, woz, I'd lay even money that whatever comes out of your drunk-### mouth right now would be just fine with her. I could write something for you, but I'd bet dollars to donuts that she'd like what you wrote better than what I wrote.
wait wait are you saying this chick isn't that hot??and i don't know man, lost time i sent messages while drunk was a complete disaster
It's also bad that I only seem to give this crap a shot when I am wasted, alone, with nothing better to do.
Damn you are thick headed when you are drunk. No, I am not saying she isn't hot. She's appears to be quite good looking. What I am saying is that from what little she provided in her written description, I would anticipate that she has a personality that would be drawn to your personality. Which is why whatever you send her, as long as it is *you*, will be fine.
And so what if he didn't think she was hot provided you do? Stop living your life based on what you think other people might think of you! Seriously - you'll be much happier and way less neurotic.

I'm gonna box the guy in like a month. Just giving him ####.
But, given your match success story (very cool btw, cute wife

), what type of e-mail would you send here?
First off - I wouldn't send one tonight. It's 11:30 (where you are) on a Saturday night. Wait until tomorrow. The exception to this would be to play up the fact that you can't believe you're emailng a girl from an idating site on a Saturday night - how pathetic is that? Unfortunately, I don't think you've got the right tone in your profile and won't be able to pull it off a sarcast self-deprecating way instead of a pathetic self-deprecating way.As for what to say, she tells you to ask her what she does for fun and what she does that's down to earth. Although you should talk about yourself too much, a very brief explanation of what you like to do for fun (sans detail!) or to relax is acceptable here, provided the focus is really on her.
If it was me, I'd probably make a joke about "eLovely3 Appears on 90 members favorites lists ". Joke around with it. Ask her if it means she's tired of getting random form-letter emails (it's important that yours is not one). I'm way out of practive but I might do something like this:
Hey -
Did you know you're on 90 people's favorites list? That's pretty impressive! I just signed up myself, so, while growing expontially, mine is quite a bit less. Let me check it real quick... hmmm, still 0. Should start climbing any minute now... any... minute...
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Still 0. Dammit. I guess that's only fitting for someone sitting here emailing someone on an i-dating site on Saturday night. Yup, I'm pretty cool alright. Might have something to do with that favorites meter begin stuck on 0
Seriously though, I know what you mean about working hard and playing hard. I'm not in every Saturday night but sometimes you just gotta recharge the battery. I'm starting my 3rd year of law school in a couple weeks so I called it an early night. So, you told me to ask, so what do you do when you're playing hard and working hard?
Anyway, 90 is impressive. Hopefully, I stand out from the other 90 carbon copy boring emails you've gotten and I catch your interest. I promise that if we get that far, we won't go to a movie on our first date.