Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
True. We all know that anyone that messes around with you gets body hair in unimaginable places.
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Otis
Footballguy
KRISTAL - HIPlz go away OK tks bye
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Could the average WNBA player score with DrunkOtis tonight?
Otis
Footballguy
TheAristocrat
Footballguy
The average WNBA player would need DrunkOtis in drag.
Otis
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
OK, just checked this out (if you don't call me out to look at it, it seems there are usually enough people here to give good advice), and my reaction was...OH SNAP!Haven't checked yahoo in a while cuz Im workin Katie and 3 other B&M chicks but I got this message last week apparently:Kinda cute but not stunning...thinking of checkin it out to see if I can do a 5 for 5 (I'm gonna trump you Keys!) Hell, I went 3 for 4 this week but Amandas got kids...I've seen her pics and her profile mentions not much in common w/ me other than we both drink and "smoke occasionally. Pics show her at a Brewer game and a Packer game.....Thinkin about comin back with this....
Way too arrogant, way too flippant, way too obnoxious. The girl writes you a nice, though admittedly uninteresting, note and this is it? If I were she, I'd run for the hills. How about parroting her style a bit instead? The Brewer, check, Packers, check part was fine and cute, but geez...act like you're a little interested and not just a cocky SOB.
strykerpks
Footballguy
True. We all know that anyone that messes around with you gets body hair in unimaginable places.
I'm still munchin .......dont want a TO..........
strykerpks
Footballguy
Damn...I wozzed it up. Oh well. Thanks for the input. I sent it alreadyOK, just checked this out (if you don't call me out to look at it, it seems there are usually enough people here to give good advice), and my reaction was...OH SNAP!Haven't checked yahoo in a while cuz Im workin Katie and 3 other B&M chicks but I got this message last week apparently:Kinda cute but not stunning...thinking of checkin it out to see if I can do a 5 for 5 (I'm gonna trump you Keys!) Hell, I went 3 for 4 this week but Amandas got kids...I've seen her pics and her profile mentions not much in common w/ me other than we both drink and "smoke occasionally. Pics show her at a Brewer game and a Packer game.....Thinkin about comin back with this....
krista4
Footballguy
Wait, did I say obnoxious? Did you know that here in Chicago, obnoxious is a synonym for "way sexy"?Damn...I wozzed it up. Oh well. Thanks for the input. I sent it alreadyOK, just checked this out (if you don't call me out to look at it, it seems there are usually enough people here to give good advice), and my reaction was...OH SNAP!Haven't checked yahoo in a while cuz Im workin Katie and 3 other B&M chicks but I got this message last week apparently:Kinda cute but not stunning...thinking of checkin it out to see if I can do a 5 for 5 (I'm gonna trump you Keys!
strykerpks
Footballguy
[larryboy]heeeey girl...how YOU doin?Wait, did I say obnoxious? Did you know that here in Chicago, obnoxious is a synonym for "way sexy"?Damn...I wozzed it up. Oh well. Thanks for the input. I sent it alreadyOK, just checked this out (if you don't call me out to look at it, it seems there are usually enough people here to give good advice), and my reaction was...OH SNAP!Haven't checked yahoo in a while cuz Im workin Katie and 3 other B&M chicks but I got this message last week apparently:Kinda cute but not stunning...thinking of checkin it out to see if I can do a 5 for 5 (I'm gonna trump you Keys!Way too arrogant, way too flippant, way too obnoxious. The girl writes you a nice, though admittedly uninteresting, note and this is it? If I were she, I'd run for the hills. How about parroting her style a bit instead? The Brewer, check, Packers, check part was fine and cute, but geez...act like you're a little interested and not just a cocky SOB.
[/larryboy]
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
absolutely...bump...you never gave me an answer on if you wannayet you've never had cheese curds
Hoping to remedy that soon.Havana, awesome that you're a cheese fan!
larry, congrats!
What else have I missed? I'm drunk...
with me...
Hoping you'll meet us at the fundraiser on Sept. 29, yes?
Alias
Footballguy
I wouldn't rule it out (not having a pic up). I get closed for "Other" all the time. I wouldn't be too literal about it.No pic available (it's up but not available until I make it so). There is an option for people to say that they are closing for that (lack of picture) and certainly people have not been shy about that in the past.This wasn't really an "I care about this" question so much as an observation.
parasaurolophus
Footballguy
i cant believe i missed all the shenanigans in here last night.
gotta love krista giving tough love to stryker, then tending the wound.
i am normally in the camp that Otis is an asset to this message board, but what was with last night?
gotta love krista giving tough love to stryker, then tending the wound.
i am normally in the camp that Otis is an asset to this message board, but what was with last night?
Alias
Footballguy
too many vodka & red bulls it would appeari cant believe i missed all the shenanigans in here last night.gotta love krista giving tough love to stryker, then tending the wound.
Alias
Footballguy
I think Otis is speaking in tongues.ONE HUDNREN
parasaurolophus
Footballguy
did Krista say that if you are a dubya supporter you are pretty much off her radar?
and Keys, did you say that you didnt want to fight stryker cause you didnt want body hair?
nice work larryboy.
and Keys, did you say that you didnt want to fight stryker cause you didnt want body hair?
nice work larryboy.
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Alias
Footballguy
Bankerguy
Footballguy
Otis....you kill me dude. I was seriously busting a gut this morning reading your drunk posts, Classic schtick bumping your own posts not too mention the stellar spelling. Well played sir. This thread needs more you.
Edited for spelling....perhaps I am drunk?
Edited for spelling....perhaps I am drunk?
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Otis
Footballguy
OH HOLY HELL!!100
to Larry. Making the suggestions but leaving the ball in her court is a solid play.
mr. furley
Footballguy
She's not the only one.yet you've never had cheese curds
inconceivable!
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
She's not the only one.yet you've never had cheese curds
inconceivable!
What the hell is wrong with you people?
Alias
Footballguy
Is that like Cheese Puffs/CurlsShe's not the only one.yet you've never had cheese curds
mr. furley
Footballguy
There's only room for one Matt in this here thread.OH SNAP..you check out every other message that someone sends...but mine...I see how it isstrykerpks, I mean this with great love and sincerity...HUH?Understandable....we're not that bad here in Milwaukee but it is noticable[fargo]I know Wisconsin and North Dakota aren't really near each other at all, but just read that like it was being written by Jerry Lundegaard from FargoIt is...but better to take the effort to put the :e: in there
You gotta get the Tru-coat
[/fargo]
PS
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Is that like Cheese Puffs/CurlsShe's not the only one.yet you've never had cheese curds
Nowhere close. You're outside of curd territory though, so you're exempt. It's fried (generally) cheesy goodness.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Alias
Footballguy
mr. furley
Footballguy
mr. furley
Footballguy
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Cheese curds >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mozzarella sticksProbably not enough of these > thingies to express how much better curds are.
also 
KnowledgeReignsSupreme
Footballguy
I'm gonna have to say no on ever eating cheese curds.
Alias
Footballguy
Cheese Curds
Stately and pleasantly it sat
A compact house and strong
Then I went in
The door of it was hung beef
The threshold was dry bread
And cheese curds were the walls...
Stately and pleasantly it sat
A compact house and strong
Then I went in
The door of it was hung beef
The threshold was dry bread
And cheese curds were the walls...
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krista4
Footballguy
I don't recall reading that, actually, but it would make no difference. I don't want to "talk" politics with anyone on there, but the fact is that if someone is not fairly liberal, we are likely not going to be a good match, and if someone is a GWB fan...NFW.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
So I figured, heck she's kinda cute I'll shoot off a quick reply...Speaking of great, creative messages... I got this one last night.
Read DeletedWTF?
No idea what's going on here. Why send a message if you're not interested?
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
There's only room for one Matt in this here thread.OH SNAP..you check out every other message that someone sends...but mine...I see how it isstrykerpks, I mean this with great love and sincerity...HUH?Understandable....we're not that bad here in Milwaukee but it is noticable[fargo]I know Wisconsin and North Dakota aren't really near each other at all, but just read that like it was being written by Jerry Lundegaard from FargoIt is...but better to take the effort to put the :e: in there
You gotta get the Tru-coat
[/fargo]
PSKrista, you ignoring me? Quit foolin with Larry...I got some gold out there for ya that I would like your input on.
How many Matts are on this damn board? I think we need an exclusive thread.
Bankerguy
Footballguy
I have had the same recently. A girl adds me favs. I write her a decent 3-4 sentence note and get the same thing. Read DeletedSo I figured, heck she's kinda cute I'll shoot off a quick reply...Speaking of great, creative messages... I got this one last night.
Read DeletedWTF?
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JAA
Footballguy
She definately wants the h0tis large hand lovingdont forget the morning wake-up ###Otis said:I put this in the wrong thread last night:
GB drinking too much.Anyway, got a second e-mail back from her today:Otis said:
IT'S ON
JAA
Footballguy
hotJust checking in to see if I said anything particularly embarrassing while drunk posting... Other than telling Otis to go away and calling strykerpks (whatever) obnoxious and cocky, I think I did OK.
JAA
Footballguy
when you mention loving/hating any politician in your intro, it makes it seem you are very involved and care a lot about politics. it sounds like that wasnt your intent. I would recommend removing it and at least wait to pass judgement until date 2.
krista4
Footballguy
But I LOVE passing judgment!I realize it sounds contradictory, but what I'm saying is this: I am not one to spend a bunch of time debating politics with anyone (you won't see me in political threads here, for the most part), but I do have very strong views on political issues and could not date anyone whose views were not as least somewhat aligned with mine. Might as well blow the GWB lovers out of there up front, because they will not get anywhere.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Oh yeah, that's another confusing thing. I sent a cute, tall (5'11") chick a message last Friday. She read it (maybe a day or two later, don't really remember), didn't reply or delete. Then last night she added me as a favorite. But she still didn't reply.I have had the same recently. A girl adds me favs. I write her a decent 3-4 sentence note and get the same thing. Read DeletedSo I figured, heck she's kinda cute I'll shoot off a quick reply...Speaking of great, creative messages... I got this one last night.
Read DeletedWTF?
Kraft...
Footballguy
Very cute, the jaw is only slightly masculineOtis said:
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
Just wanted to add a
larry_boy_44
Footballguy
She's not the only one.yet you've never had cheese curds
Keys, you are IN Wisconsin, go out, go to the local gas station or grocery store or butcher/cheese shop and BUY SOME DAMN CHEESECURDS!!!!how can you grow up in WI and not have any cheese curds ever??
