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***Official*** FFA iDating Thread (2 Viewers)

with blonde2 }=o)in the message she sent me today she was like "I admit I love writing. But unlike most other matches on here, you're really not too far away. I drive to Waukesha every week..."and so I took her cue and asked if she wanted to do something the next time she was in Waukesha...I figure no way does she say no if she's gonna lay that obvious of a hint down, ya know? :pickle: :pickle: :pickle:
 
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BTW--I :pickle: the "close" function on eHarmony. I really think I'm just going to stick there.

Latest use: Cute girl, 40 miles away though...and in her MH/CS, one of her must haves was "sexually reserved", and one of her can't stands was "gambling".

Turbo-close, #####es.

 
in the message she sent me today she was like "I admit I love writing. But unlike most other matches on here, you're really not too far away. I drive to Waukesha every week..."and so I took her cue and asked if she wanted to do something the next time she was in Waukesha...
Woz>hi.This isn't hard. Larry is destroying you in smoothness.
 
BTW--I :pickle: the "close" function on eHarmony. I really think I'm just going to stick there.Latest use: Cute girl, 40 miles away though...and in her MH/CS, one of her must haves was "sexually reserved", and one of her can't stands was "gambling".Turbo-close, #####es.
sexually reserved???wow... lolis anyone gonna go past MH/CS after seeing that???I get a bunch of "can't stand anyone who owns porn in any way" and I go "well, I don't *OWN* any" and let it go lol
 
BTW--I :pickle: the "close" function on eHarmony. I really think I'm just going to stick there.Latest use: Cute girl, 40 miles away though...and in her MH/CS, one of her must haves was "sexually reserved", and one of her can't stands was "gambling".Turbo-close, #####es.
sexually reserved???wow... lolis anyone gonna go past MH/CS after seeing that???I get a bunch of "can't stand anyone who owns porn in any way" and I go "well, I don't *OWN* any" and let it go lol
I actually kept my distance at 60 miles, and expanded my age range.Why?LEGENDARY shtick abound if I:a) Get matched with the same girl as Larry.orb) Get matched with Krista.Seriously. This could be gold.
 
BTW--I :hot: the "close" function on eHarmony. I really think I'm just going to stick there.Latest use: Cute girl, 40 miles away though...and in her MH/CS, one of her must haves was "sexually reserved", and one of her can't stands was "gambling".Turbo-close, #####es.
sexually reserved???wow... lolis anyone gonna go past MH/CS after seeing that???I get a bunch of "can't stand anyone who owns porn in any way" and I go "well, I don't *OWN* any" and let it go lol
I actually kept my distance at 60 miles, and expanded my age range.Why?LEGENDARY shtick abound if I:a) Get matched with the same girl as Larry.orb) Get matched with Krista.Seriously. This could be gold.
would you go for a girl that talked about Jesus more than anyone else in her profile?
 
BTW--I :hot: the "close" function on eHarmony. I really think I'm just going to stick there.Latest use: Cute girl, 40 miles away though...and in her MH/CS, one of her must haves was "sexually reserved", and one of her can't stands was "gambling".Turbo-close, #####es.
sexually reserved???wow... lolis anyone gonna go past MH/CS after seeing that???I get a bunch of "can't stand anyone who owns porn in any way" and I go "well, I don't *OWN* any" and let it go lol
I actually kept my distance at 60 miles, and expanded my age range.Why?LEGENDARY shtick abound if I:a) Get matched with the same girl as Larry.orb) Get matched with Krista.Seriously. This could be gold.
2) is awesome shtick. :hot:ETA: or b) Whatever.
 
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Krista matched with Keys would be awesome shtick...

:cry:

Krista is awesome...

hooked me up with a ton of great suggestions for Chicago when I was there and hooked me up with a ticket to a Cubs game...

I owe you :crazy: whenever you wish to collect, Krista...

 
I now have 13 people who have initiated communication, as well as five who have "closed" me based on my initial intro info. Two said they are too far away, and three said "other". Do you think this was part of the "other" (from my profile):

Is there any additional information you would like your matches to know about you?If you're a big George W. Bush fan, we won't get along. Really.
 
Krista matched with Keys would be awesome shtick...:lmao:Krista is awesome...hooked me up with a ton of great suggestions for Chicago when I was there and hooked me up with a ticket to a Cubs game...I owe you :cry: whenever you wish to collect, Krista...
Thanks buddy! Happy to collect the :banned: whenever we are in the same city again! :crazy:
 
I now have 13 people who have initiated communication, as well as five who have "closed" me based on my initial intro info. Two said they are too far away, and three said "other". Do you think this was part of the "other" (from my profile):

Is there any additional information you would like your matches to know about you?If you're a big George W. Bush fan, we won't get along. Really.
You think you caught a statistically aberrant % of the 30% who still approve of Dubya?
 
seriously, woz, meet her, see what she's like... there is more important #### than her gaining 40 lbs since she took the pics you saw of her...how ####### shallow can you be? Or is the only thing you were interested in her looks and getting some secks from her?(I thought you couldn't have secks with peeps you didn't care about...)
OH SNAP!Haven't checked yahoo in a while cuz Im workin Katie and 3 other B&M chicks but I got this message last week apparently:
Hi Matt, It sounds like we may have a few things in common so I thought I would send a quick email to say hello. If you are wondering why I dont have pictures up yet, I just subscribed tonight and I guess it can take up to 24 hours for the pictures to be approved. I can also send you a picture if interested. How was your weekend? My weekend was good. I went to the Brewer game with my family on Friday. It was a good time even though they lost. On Saturday I went to the Packer game. We had free box seats so that was really nice since it was raining all night. Have a good night and I hope to hear back from you. Kim
Kinda cute but not stunning...thinking of checkin it out to see if I can do a 5 for 5 (I'm gonna trump you Keys! :crazy: ) Hell, I went 3 for 4 this week but Amandas got kids...I've seen her pics and her profile mentions not much in common w/ me other than we both drink and "smoke occasionally. Pics show her at a Brewer game and a Packer game.....Thinkin about comin back with this....
Hi XXXXXX, So, Brewers, check....Packers, check....yah we have enough in common. You say you like <XXX BAR>, I've been there a few times and had a good time. Lets meet for a drink or two on Tuesday.Stryker
 
I now have 13 people who have initiated communication, as well as five who have "closed" me based on my initial intro info. Two said they are too far away, and three said "other". Do you think this was part of the "other" (from my profile):

Is there any additional information you would like your matches to know about you?If you're a big George W. Bush fan, we won't get along. Really.
Probably. I wouldn't sweat it--people close all the time, for stupid reasons.I rarely read the introductory info, though. I figure if you pass the looks test, and you know English (meaning: you don't butcher the introductory info on a glance), I'll give it a shot.I'm MUCH more lenient with my starting qualifications on eHarmony than Match...just because of the structure. I figure most people would be the same way. If you have patience, it's actually a fantastic way to do iDating.I'd advise anyone using eHarmony to basically do the same. You can always close later...but giving people a shot could be helpful to your iDating skills, even if they never really had a shot with you.
 
I now have 13 people who have initiated communication, as well as five who have "closed" me based on my initial intro info. Two said they are too far away, and three said "other". Do you think this was part of the "other" (from my profile):

Is there any additional information you would like your matches to know about you?If you're a big George W. Bush fan, we won't get along. Really.
You think you caught a statistically aberrant % of the 30% who still approve of Dubya?
Well, I have 33 matches. Of those, you'd have 11 who were GWB fans, right? And I have three closed on "other"...I have no pictures available (they're posted but not available), so it's not that. Could be other things, but I think 10% who love GWB is not unreasonable...
 
seriously, woz, meet her, see what she's like... there is more important #### than her gaining 40 lbs since she took the pics you saw of her...how ####### shallow can you be? Or is the only thing you were interested in her looks and getting some secks from her?(I thought you couldn't have secks with peeps you didn't care about...)
OH SNAP!Haven't checked yahoo in a while cuz Im workin Katie and 3 other B&M chicks but I got this message last week apparently:
Hi Matt, It sounds like we may have a few things in common so I thought I would send a quick email to say hello. If you are wondering why I dont have pictures up yet, I just subscribed tonight and I guess it can take up to 24 hours for the pictures to be approved. I can also send you a picture if interested. How was your weekend? My weekend was good. I went to the Brewer game with my family on Friday. It was a good time even though they lost. On Saturday I went to the Packer game. We had free box seats so that was really nice since it was raining all night. Have a good night and I hope to hear back from you. Kim
Kinda cute but not stunning...thinking of checkin it out to see if I can do a 5 for 5 (I'm gonna trump you Keys! :crazy: ) Hell, I went 3 for 4 this week but Amandas got kids...I've seen her pics and her profile mentions not much in common w/ me other than we both drink and "smoke occasionally. Pics show her at a Brewer game and a Packer game.....Thinkin about comin back with this....
Hi XXXXXX, So, Brewers, check....Packers, check....yah we have enough in common. You say you like <XXX BAR>, I've been there a few times and had a good time. Lets meet for a drink or two on Tuesday.Stryker
PLEASE type out "yeah". Other than that, gold.
 
seriously, woz, meet her, see what she's like... there is more important #### than her gaining 40 lbs since she took the pics you saw of her...how ####### shallow can you be? Or is the only thing you were interested in her looks and getting some secks from her?(I thought you couldn't have secks with peeps you didn't care about...)
OH SNAP!Haven't checked yahoo in a while cuz Im workin Katie and 3 other B&M chicks but I got this message last week apparently:
Hi Matt, It sounds like we may have a few things in common so I thought I would send a quick email to say hello. If you are wondering why I dont have pictures up yet, I just subscribed tonight and I guess it can take up to 24 hours for the pictures to be approved. I can also send you a picture if interested. How was your weekend? My weekend was good. I went to the Brewer game with my family on Friday. It was a good time even though they lost. On Saturday I went to the Packer game. We had free box seats so that was really nice since it was raining all night. Have a good night and I hope to hear back from you. Kim
Kinda cute but not stunning...thinking of checkin it out to see if I can do a 5 for 5 (I'm gonna trump you Keys! :crazy: ) Hell, I went 3 for 4 this week but Amandas got kids...I've seen her pics and her profile mentions not much in common w/ me other than we both drink and "smoke occasionally. Pics show her at a Brewer game and a Packer game.....Thinkin about comin back with this....
Hi XXXXXX, So, Brewers, check....Packers, check....yah we have enough in common. You say you like <XXX BAR>, I've been there a few times and had a good time. Lets meet for a drink or two on Tuesday.Stryker
PLEASE type out "yeah". Other than that, gold.
Good call...now that I re-read it, should say "Lets meet THERE for a drink or two on Tuesday"
 
seriously, woz, meet her, see what she's like... there is more important #### than her gaining 40 lbs since she took the pics you saw of her...how ####### shallow can you be? Or is the only thing you were interested in her looks and getting some secks from her?(I thought you couldn't have secks with peeps you didn't care about...)
OH SNAP!Haven't checked yahoo in a while cuz Im workin Katie and 3 other B&M chicks but I got this message last week apparently:
Hi Matt, It sounds like we may have a few things in common so I thought I would send a quick email to say hello. If you are wondering why I dont have pictures up yet, I just subscribed tonight and I guess it can take up to 24 hours for the pictures to be approved. I can also send you a picture if interested. How was your weekend? My weekend was good. I went to the Brewer game with my family on Friday. It was a good time even though they lost. On Saturday I went to the Packer game. We had free box seats so that was really nice since it was raining all night. Have a good night and I hope to hear back from you. Kim
Kinda cute but not stunning...thinking of checkin it out to see if I can do a 5 for 5 (I'm gonna trump you Keys! ;) ) Hell, I went 3 for 4 this week but Amandas got kids...I've seen her pics and her profile mentions not much in common w/ me other than we both drink and "smoke occasionally. Pics show her at a Brewer game and a Packer game.....Thinkin about comin back with this....
Hi XXXXXX, So, Brewers, check....Packers, check....yah we have enough in common. You say you like <XXX BAR>, I've been there a few times and had a good time. Lets meet for a drink or two on Tuesday.Stryker
PLEASE type out "yeah". Other than that, gold.
I thought yah was some sort of 'Sconsin thing...
 
I now have 13 people who have initiated communication, as well as five who have "closed" me based on my initial intro info. Two said they are too far away, and three said "other". Do you think this was part of the "other" (from my profile):

Is there any additional information you would like your matches to know about you?If you're a big George W. Bush fan, we won't get along. Really.
Doubtful IMO...a) I'm not a Clinton fan and have a "connection" with a former Clinton intern.b) I've gotten "closed out" because the distance was too far by people 10 miles away.You've been closed for a lack of a picture or a dislike of the picture you have up. Given that you're 13 to 5 favorable that's pretty strong. Statements in your profile really only make a difference with people on the fence.
 
I now have 13 people who have initiated communication, as well as five who have "closed" me based on my initial intro info. Two said they are too far away, and three said "other". Do you think this was part of the "other" (from my profile):

Is there any additional information you would like your matches to know about you?If you're a big George W. Bush fan, we won't get along. Really.
Doubtful IMO...a) I'm not a Clinton fan and have a "connection" with a former Clinton intern.b) I've gotten "closed out" because the distance was too far by people 10 miles away.You've been closed for a lack of a picture or a dislike of the picture you have up. Given that you're 13 to 5 favorable that's pretty strong. Statements in your profile really only make a difference with people on the fence.
No pic available (it's up but not available until I make it so). There is an option for people to say that they are closing for that (lack of picture) and certainly people have not been shy about that in the past.This wasn't really an "I care about this" question so much as an observation. ;)
 
I thought yah was some sort of 'Sconsin thing...
It is...but better to take the effort to put the :e: in there :unsure:
I know Wisconsin and North Dakota aren't really near each other at all, but just read that like it was being written by Jerry Lundegaard from Fargo
Understandable....we're not that bad here in Milwaukee but it is noticable[fargo]

You gotta get the Tru-coat

[/fargo]

PS :hey: Krista, you ignoring me? Quit foolin with Larry...I got some gold out there for ya that I would like your input on.

 
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I now have 13 people who have initiated communication, as well as five who have "closed" me based on my initial intro info. Two said they are too far away, and three said "other". Do you think this was part of the "other" (from my profile):

Is there any additional information you would like your matches to know about you?If you're a big George W. Bush fan, we won't get along. Really.
Doubtful IMO...a) I'm not a Clinton fan and have a "connection" with a former Clinton intern.b) I've gotten "closed out" because the distance was too far by people 10 miles away.You've been closed for a lack of a picture or a dislike of the picture you have up. Given that you're 13 to 5 favorable that's pretty strong. Statements in your profile really only make a difference with people on the fence.
No pic available (it's up but not available until I make it so). There is an option for people to say that they are closing for that (lack of picture) and certainly people have not been shy about that in the past.This wasn't really an "I care about this" question so much as an observation. :unsure:
Other is the closest to the close button. Given that you don't have a pic available right away, your positive response rate is extremely high IMO.
 
I thought yah was some sort of 'Sconsin thing...
It is...but better to take the effort to put the :e: in there :unsure:
I know Wisconsin and North Dakota aren't really near each other at all, but just read that like it was being written by Jerry Lundegaard from Fargo
Understandable....we're not that bad here in Milwaukee but it is noticable[fargo]

You gotta get the Tru-coat

[/fargo]

PS :hey: Krista, you ignoring me? Quit foolin with Larry...I got some gold out there for ya that I would like your input on.
strykerpks, I mean this with great love and sincerity...HUH?

 
I thought yah was some sort of 'Sconsin thing...
It is...but better to take the effort to put the :e: in there :unsure:
I know Wisconsin and North Dakota aren't really near each other at all, but just read that like it was being written by Jerry Lundegaard from Fargo
Understandable....we're not that bad here in Milwaukee but it is noticable[fargo]

You gotta get the Tru-coat

[/fargo]

PS :hey: Krista, you ignoring me? Quit foolin with Larry...I got some gold out there for ya that I would like your input on.
strykerpks, I mean this with great love and sincerity...HUH?
OH SNAP..you check out every other message that someone sends...but mine...I see how it is :lmao:
 
I thought yah was some sort of 'Sconsin thing...
It is...but better to take the effort to put the :e: in there :hey:
I know Wisconsin and North Dakota aren't really near each other at all, but just read that like it was being written by Jerry Lundegaard from Fargo
Understandable....we're not that bad here in Milwaukee but it is noticable[fargo]

You gotta get the Tru-coat

[/fargo]

PS :lmao: Krista, you ignoring me? Quit foolin with Larry...I got some gold out there for ya that I would like your input on.
strykerpks, I mean this with great love and sincerity...HUH?
OH SNAP..you check out every other message that someone sends...but mine...I see how it is :bag:
There's only room for one Matt in this here thread. :unsure:

 
I thought yah was some sort of 'Sconsin thing...
It is...but better to take the effort to put the :e: in there :unsure:
I know Wisconsin and North Dakota aren't really near each other at all, but just read that like it was being written by Jerry Lundegaard from Fargo
Understandable....we're not that bad here in Milwaukee but it is noticable[fargo]

You gotta get the Tru-coat

[/fargo]

PS :hey: Krista, you ignoring me? Quit foolin with Larry...I got some gold out there for ya that I would like your input on.
strykerpks, I mean this with great love and sincerity...HUH?
OH SNAP..you check out every other message that someone sends...but mine...I see how it is :lmao:
I have no message from you. I swear. I'm drunk but not that drunk. Are PMs down perhaps?
 

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