***Official*** FFA iDating Thread (9 Viewers)

[Major]

I'll name this girl "Rookie" Is was both our first dates through match.com3rd date is setup for Wednesday. Drinks and dinner at Nobu's place. It's a very short drive to her place from there, so maybe a little after party?

Nobu seems pretty fancy for a third date. Geez, how much is that going to cost? Has this girl put out yet? I would lean more towards simple bars over fancy dinners for the first few dates.

i'd take a girl to Nobu on a 3rd date. Bucky is getting some points and slowly creeping out of Major's dog house. Well played little buddy! hell, in NYC I've been paying on average about $250-300 for every dinner I take a girl to. That's why I generally take girls to dinner only after I sleep with them so I know whether they can ride

So far I'm in for about $130 with this girl, if you include filling up a tank of gas. It'll probably be at least another $200 for our Wednesday date. It's close enough to her place that I'm hoping I'll be invited back.

Wow. My first relationship from online dating was $0 until . We went hiking with a group, one of her friends bought us breakfast, I invited her back to my place to relax in the jacuzzi. My most recent long relationship may have been $50 tops... 2 beers the first night, a beer and a plate of fries at bar trivia the next night, then the free museum, then . My first two dates are always cheap. Meet at a dive bar after work, then either bar trivia, mini golf, or the flea market. I couldn't imagine going three-digits on several women at once.

LA is expensive. 4 drinks and a coke were about $45-$50 the first date. Brunch was $40....we did also buy a really tasty gigantic red velvet cupcake for later.

I'm in LA too, bud. Pay attention Dive bars, Griffith Park hikes, jacuzzi at my complex, etc. Barney's Beanery might be the fanciest place in my rotation.

I must have missed where you mentioned LA???

you might be on to something, Bucky

 

[Major]

Since Major is newly single and has another 2 months in NYC, I'm going to go on one iDate/week. I will attempt to post pics with pennies and ####. I will update you folks when I find the time but you will be an integral part of the evaluation process on who I should take out. Ultimately, I'm running this ish, so I have the conch and will rule with an iron

You guys direct me to the best site for wimmenz in Manhattan. I believe OKC is the best one for slaying ### but you guys may know better. I'll post pics and possibly a pole on which ones I should go out with.

 

[bweiser]

holy crap. i signed up for one site, and i already have two women who want to move to the US and be with me ... one is 30 from england; she's indian; the other is 35 and lives in ghana. she is asian, originally from the US. holy crap. these broads are crazy.

 

[Major]

What's the shark move in terms of filling out these annoying profile forms at OKC. Should I just throw up my pics and answer a few questions or answer as many as I have time for? I know this is has been addressed before but I'm a busy man and don't have time to comb the thread.

 

[Disco Stu]

What's the shark move in terms of filling out these annoying profile forms at OKC. Should I just throw up my pics and answer a few questions or answer as many as I have time for? I know this is has been addressed before but I'm a busy man and don't have time to comb the thread.

Answer questions as time allows. The more you answer, the more accurate your "match %" will be. Not a big factor with you only having 2 months in NYC though.I kinda like the profile form at OKC. Allows for a lot of sarcasm. My profile was pretty ridiculous, but the girls seemed to enjoy it. Wish I saved a copy.

 

[xulf]

What's the shark move in terms of filling out these annoying profile forms at OKC. Should I just throw up my pics and answer a few questions or answer as many as I have time for? I know this is has been addressed before but I'm a busy man and don't have time to comb the thread.

Do you need your hand held every step of the way Bucky...oops.

 

[zed2283]

What's the shark move in terms of filling out these annoying profile forms at OKC. Should I just throw up my pics and answer a few questions or answer as many as I have time for? I know this is has been addressed before but I'm a busy man and don't have time to comb the thread.

Do you need your hand held every step of the way Bucky...oops.

 

[Major]

What's the shark move in terms of filling out these annoying profile forms at OKC. Should I just throw up my pics and answer a few questions or answer as many as I have time for? I know this is has been addressed before but I'm a busy man and don't have time to comb the thread.

Do you need your hand held every step of the way Bucky...oops.

Easy there peanut gallery. This was my first post asking for help. I figured all you internet geeks could help a brother out...It's not a big deal as girls get moist just looking at my portrait. I just posted pics and some bit descriptions. 35 profile views in the morning is good, yes? Most importantly, I need an assist to find the best ways to avoid farm animals during the search process (i generally pick body type to be fit, skinny or thin). I normally date nothing less than an offdee 9 so I haven't been that impressed with the selection thus far.

 

[Major]

What's the shark move in terms of filling out these annoying profile forms at OKC. Should I just throw up my pics and answer a few questions or answer as many as I have time for? I know this is has been addressed before but I'm a busy man and don't have time to comb the thread.

Answer questions as time allows. The more you answer, the more accurate your "match %" will be. Not a big factor with you only having 2 months in NYC though.I kinda like the profile form at OKC. Allows for a lot of sarcasm. My profile was pretty ridiculous, but the girls seemed to enjoy it. Wish I saved a copy.

Good stuff, Stu. Nice to know schtick is appreciated on there.

 

[offdee]

I normally date nothing less than an offdee 9 so I haven't been that impressed with the selection thus far.

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS85b.jpg

 

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What's the shark move in terms of filling out these annoying profile forms at OKC. Should I just throw up my pics and answer a few questions or answer as many as I have time for? I know this is has been addressed before but I'm a busy man and don't have time to comb the thread.

Do you need your hand held every step of the way Bucky...oops.

Easy there peanut gallery. This was my first post asking for help. I figured all you internet geeks could help a brother out...It's not a big deal as girls get moist just looking at my portrait. I just posted pics and some bit descriptions. 35 profile views in the morning is good, yes? Most importantly, I need an assist to find the best ways to avoid farm animals during the search process. I normally date nothing less than an offdee 9 so I haven't been that impressed with the selection thus far.

If you're the adonis you're repping, I'm pretty sure you could easily walk into Dream Downtown or the Boom Boom Room and be knee deep in tail. Why go through the hassle of sifting through the crap online when NYC is loaded to the gills with eligible bachelorettes and you can shop in person.JMO of course. I've been out of the market for a while and havent been out in Manhattan in at least a year.

 

[Major]

I normally date nothing less than an offdee 9 so I haven't been that impressed with the selection thus far.

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS85b.jpg

Yep, had something like that this weekend. If I don't find something comparable, I'll likely not to do the iDating thing. I'm not a player, I just f a lot.

 

[Major]

What's the shark move in terms of filling out these annoying profile forms at OKC. Should I just throw up my pics and answer a few questions or answer as many as I have time for? I know this is has been addressed before but I'm a busy man and don't have time to comb the thread.

Do you need your hand held every step of the way Bucky...oops.

Easy there peanut gallery. This was my first post asking for help. I figured all you internet geeks could help a brother out...It's not a big deal as girls get moist just looking at my portrait. I just posted pics and some bit descriptions. 35 profile views in the morning is good, yes? Most importantly, I need an assist to find the best ways to avoid farm animals during the search process. I normally date nothing less than an offdee 9 so I haven't been that impressed with the selection thus far.

If you're the adonis you're repping, I'm pretty sure you could easily walk into Dream Downtown or the Boom Boom Room and be knee deep in tail. Why go through the hassle of sifting through the crap online when NYC is loaded to the gills with eligible bachelorettes and you can shop in person.JMO of course. I've been out of the market for a while and havent been out in Manhattan in at least a year.

I was doing this for entertainment purposes of the thread but yes, I don't need to. Boom Boom is no longer. Le Bain is where it's at. Also try Electric Room and Amy Sacco's new spot. It's like taking candy from a baby. I love NYC in the Summer.

 

[Disco Stu]

Big fan here. Do your thing Major. I'll assist if I can.

 

[Major]

Big fan here. Do your thing Major. I'll assist if I can.

Here's my profile...critique? My self-summaryHello, my name is David. I was once a King. Please address me as Your Grace.I’m really good atmaking quality Mexican food and a damn good margaritaThe first things people usually notice about memy chiseled abs and stunning facial featuresFavorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodFan of most things hip hop/music, sport, graph, food + drink.Film: Layer Cake, City of God, Dogtown and Zboys (Documentary), Rushmore, Big Lebowski, Office Space, Boogie Nights, Requiem for a Dream, Garden State, Kubrick, David Lynch, Darren Aronofsky, Paul Thomas Anderson and Wes Anderson stuff...TV: Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Game of Thrones and Curb Your Enthusiasm.Music: Nas, Slick Rick, Wu Tang, Mos Def, A Tribe Called Quest, Gangstarr, EPMD, De La Soul, The Roots, Outkast, Johnny Cash, Curtis Mayfield, Marvin Gaye, Queen, Bowie, Roy Ayers, Massive Attack, System of a Down, White Stripes, Bloc Party, Local Natives, Underworld, Daft Punk, etc.... I downright loathe Skrillex. Get the f outta here with your ####ty music and pony tail.Books: Nothing too exiting i.e. I read a lot of Political and Historical Non-Fiction...However, I'm currently reading my first Fiction joint in a while ( George R Martin's Fire/Ice series). Other writers I like off the top are Brett Easton Ellis, Chuck Palaniuk, Charles Bukowski, Paulo Coelho, Malcom Gladwell, etcThe six things I could never do withoutCURRENT pics of you. Arriving on a date, appearing 10 years older than your photo is not a good look i.e. those bikini shots from 2003 ain't working, girl. Thank you //The ManagementI spend a lot of time thinking aboutt + a

 

[offdee]

Books: Nothing too exiting

Spelling error.

 

[Guster]

Books: Nothing too exiting

Spelling error.

Or maybe not

 

[Major]

Books: Nothing too exiting

Spelling error.

Or maybe not

 

[jason12vb]

The six things I could never do withoutCURRENT pics of you. Arriving on a date, appearing 10 years older than your photo is not a good look i.e. those bikini shots from 2003 ain't working, girl. Thank you //The Management

Like the curve ball here...don't think I've ever seen anyone answer in a not-so-literal way like that.

 

[zed2283]

The six things I could never do withoutCURRENT pics of you. Arriving on a date, appearing 10 years older than your photo is not a good look i.e. those bikini shots from 2003 ain't working, girl. Thank you //The Management

Like the curve ball here...don't think I've ever seen anyone answer in a not-so-literal way like that.

I do like this part.

 

[Disco Stu]

Big fan here. Do your thing Major. I'll assist if I can.

Here's my profile...critique? My self-summary

Hello, my name is David. I was once a King. Please address me as Your Grace.

I’m really good at

making quality Mexican food and a damn good margarita

The first things people usually notice about me

my chiseled abs and stunning facial features

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Fan of most things hip hop/music, sport, graph, food + drink.

Film: Layer Cake, City of God, Dogtown and Zboys (Documentary), Rushmore, Big Lebowski, Office Space, Boogie Nights, Requiem for a Dream, Garden State, Kubrick, David Lynch, Darren Aronofsky, Paul Thomas Anderson and Wes Anderson stuff...

TV: Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Game of Thrones and Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Music: Nas, Slick Rick, Wu Tang, Mos Def, A Tribe Called Quest, Gangstarr, EPMD, De La Soul, The Roots, Outkast, Johnny Cash, Curtis Mayfield, Marvin Gaye, Queen, Bowie, Roy Ayers, Massive Attack, System of a Down, White Stripes, Bloc Party, Local Natives, Underworld, Daft Punk, etc.... I downright loathe Skrillex. Get the f outta here with your ####ty music and pony tail.

Books: Nothing too exiting i.e. I read a lot of Political and Historical Non-Fiction...However, I'm currently reading my first Fiction joint in a while ( George R Martin's Fire/Ice series). Other writers I like off the top are Brett Easton Ellis, Chuck Palaniuk, Charles Bukowski, Paulo Coelho, Malcom Gladwell, etc

The six things I could never do without

CURRENT pics of you. Arriving on a date, appearing 10 years older than your photo is not a good look i.e. those bikini shots from 2003 ain't working, girl. Thank you //The Management

I spend a lot of time thinking about

t + a

I'd consider trimming the music list a bit. Girls who aren't into hip hop are going to lose interest after the first few listed. Maybe drop the older stuff? Do young girls know who Slick Rick is?I was very surprised to see Local Natives listed after all that. "Sun Hands" was my OKC username.

Definitely lose the "t + a" comment at the end. Maybe you're just ####### with us.

That's one section I remember from my profile...

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How to get the blood stains out of this clown suit.

That got a lot of positive attention. I wrote the whole profile at about 1am one night, just entertaining myself and planning to go back and do something "real" later. Didn't end up being necessary.

 

[Major]

Big fan here. Do your thing Major. I'll assist if I can.

Here's my profile...critique? My self-summary

Hello, my name is David. I was once a King. Please address me as Your Grace.

I’m really good at

making quality Mexican food and a damn good margarita

The first things people usually notice about me

my chiseled abs and stunning facial features

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Fan of most things hip hop/music, sport, graph, food + drink.

Film: Layer Cake, City of God, Dogtown and Zboys (Documentary), Rushmore, Big Lebowski, Office Space, Boogie Nights, Requiem for a Dream, Garden State, Kubrick, David Lynch, Darren Aronofsky, Paul Thomas Anderson and Wes Anderson stuff...

TV: Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Game of Thrones and Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Music: Nas, Slick Rick, Wu Tang, Mos Def, A Tribe Called Quest, Gangstarr, EPMD, De La Soul, The Roots, Outkast, Johnny Cash, Curtis Mayfield, Marvin Gaye, Queen, Bowie, Roy Ayers, Massive Attack, System of a Down, White Stripes, Bloc Party, Local Natives, Underworld, Daft Punk, etc.... I downright loathe Skrillex. Get the f outta here with your ####ty music and pony tail.

Books: Nothing too exiting i.e. I read a lot of Political and Historical Non-Fiction...However, I'm currently reading my first Fiction joint in a while ( George R Martin's Fire/Ice series). Other writers I like off the top are Brett Easton Ellis, Chuck Palaniuk, Charles Bukowski, Paulo Coelho, Malcom Gladwell, etc

The six things I could never do without

CURRENT pics of you. Arriving on a date, appearing 10 years older than your photo is not a good look i.e. those bikini shots from 2003 ain't working, girl. Thank you //The Management

I spend a lot of time thinking about

t + a

I'd consider trimming the music list a bit. Girls who aren't into hip hop are going to lose interest after the first few listed. Maybe drop the older stuff? Do young girls know who Slick Rick is?I was very surprised to see Local Natives listed after all that. "Sun Hands" was my OKC username.

Definitely lose the "t + a" comment at the end. Maybe you're just ####### with us.

That's one section I remember from my profile...

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How to get the blood stains out of this clown suit.

That got a lot of positive attention. I wrote the whole profile at about 1am one night, just entertaining myself and planning to go back and do something "real" later. Didn't end up being necessary.

revised....love the clown suit line

 

[Disco Stu]

Found my profile. There is one particularly cringe-worthy comment I don't like, but it stayed since it was referenced in more emails than just about anything else.

My self-summary

I just signed up. Will come back to this at some point. Promise.

Update: No more “empty essay” stuff staring… judging. Now I just need to reread everything when I’m not half asleep.

Update 2: The first sentence is no longer true.

What I’m doing with my life

Engineer by day, rock star by night.

I’m really good at

being a dad, growing a beard, and filling this stuff out.

The first thing people usually notice about me

My height and my sweet beard. Also my charm, wit, and classic good looks.

My modesty probably comes next.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

LOVE indie rock. Some favorites include The Hold Steady, Okkervil River, The Decemberists, Frightened Rabbit, We Were Promised Jetpacks, Local Natives (my username is one of their songs), Of Montreal, Les Savy Fav, Phoenix, Andrew Bird, St Vincent, and anything Jack White is involved in.

I also like good movies. I don’t like stupid movies. Unless they’re funny. I could list some here, but I don’t really want to.

Do you like food? Me too! I eat relatively healthy most of the time (chicken or salmon with vegetables is my go-to meal at home) but allow myself the occasional American excess.

I’d like to say I read a lot of books, but that wouldn’t be true. I did finally read “The Road” recently though.

The six things I could never do without

The classic four elements of earth (air, water, earth, and fire). Plus food and opposable thumbs.

Actually, I think I could do without the fire. Let’s leave the final spot open to suggestions for now.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

how to get the blood stains out of this clown suit



On a typical Friday night I am

in the bathroom flexing and applying self tan. Generally followed by crying myself to sleep.

[Note to self: edit this when in a less sarcastic mood.]

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

OKCupid is very pleased to report that I am in the top half of OKCupid’s most attractive users.

Such an odd email to receive. Let’s hear it for above average!

You should message me if

you’re not turned off by the ridiculousness of my “essay” answers OR you are turned on by my pictures. Especially that second part.

 

[identikit]

whats the cringeworthy part, Stu?

 

[offdee]

whats the cringeworthy part, Stu?

On a typical Friday night I am in the bathroom flexing and applying self tan. Generally followed by crying myself to sleep. [Note to self: edit this when in a less sarcastic mood.]

 

[identikit]

whats the cringeworthy part, Stu?

On a typical Friday night I am in the bathroom flexing and applying self tan. Generally followed by crying myself to sleep. [Note to self: edit this when in a less sarcastic mood.]

LOL.Sounded plausible to me.

 

[UniAlias]

whats the cringeworthy part, Stu?

On a typical Friday night I am in the bathroom flexing and applying self tan. Generally followed by crying myself to sleep. [Note to self: edit this when in a less sarcastic mood.]

I thought that was funny. I assumed listing Phoenix as one of his favorite bands was the cringeworthy part.

 

[Disco Stu]

whats the cringeworthy part, Stu?

On a typical Friday night I am in the bathroom flexing and applying self tan. Generally followed by crying myself to sleep. [Note to self: edit this when in a less sarcastic mood.]

Nope. I still enjoy that part. I was referring to the rockstar bit.

 

[Disco Stu]

whats the cringeworthy part, Stu?

On a typical Friday night I am in the bathroom flexing and applying self tan. Generally followed by crying myself to sleep. [Note to self: edit this when in a less sarcastic mood.]

I thought that was funny. I assumed listing Phoenix as one of his favorite bands was the cringeworthy part.

That was a couple years ago ####er. #1 in the 2009 FFA album poll. :finger:

 

[Major]

Not been impressed with the women on OKCupid. Remember, Major is the type of man that only dates offdee 9s and wears $500 jeans. Not seeing too many model types on there. I'll probably just stick with my real life game which pays more dividends than Warren Buffet.

 

[saintfool]

Not been impressed with the women on OKCupid. Remember, Major is the type of man that only dates offdee 9s and wears $500 jeans. Not seeing too many model types on there. I'll probably just stick with my real life game which pays more dividends than Warren Buffet.

isn't this the completely free site?

 

[zed2283]

Update... 23-yo blonde stalker chick "broke up" with me last night. She said that she is looking for some sort of relationship, and since I'm not she can't open herself up to any emotional stress. She likes my company and we can still hang out and be friends, but no more ####ing. That's ok by me, hoping I move into the category of late night booty call speed dial.

22-yo Filipina girl has been texting me some. Just sent me one a few minutes ago to see how I'm doing. Darn that gut and big ###...

Been texting off and on with 32-yo Brazilian. Pretty sure she's interested, just need to figure out when we can meet up again.

Started messaging with a couple more recently. Will update as the situation warrants.

 

[coyote5]

Alright I'll let you guys make fun of my "game" - here's a text fail from last night from some chick that winked at me on zoosk. Background story - I had texted the # she gave me a couple times a couple weeks ago and they didn't go through for some reason. I messaged her on zoosk yesterday and told her the # she gave me didn't work, so she apologized and gave me the number, the same number again. I tried it last night and it worked...

Me - Let's see if this works this time Kelly 10:42

Her - Hey it's me 10:43

M - Well well well the number finally worked! 10:48

(Then I decided I need to send something to encourage conversation so...)

M - Hey have you ever wrestled an alligator? Just curious since you didn't mention it in your profile... 10:59

(I was bored and yep I ripped it directly from this thread!)

H- Wow... 10:59

(Seriously? you'd think I'd just asked her if she takes it in the butt! Ok whatever, I figured I'd give her a shot to talk, but I wasn't going to apologize for an innocuous comment)

M - lol well I'll take that as a no! That's ok, what can you tell me about yourself instead?? 11:07

Nothing since. I'm thinking she's a no sense of humor shrew, but if you guys want to have fun with this I'll take suggestions for one more response to her... I'm not afraid to bomb it out!

 

[Bogart]

"Ice Cream Girl" not only has not responded to texts or calls, but completely removed her profile off OKCupid.

1 Brunch with drinks - $50

1 Dinner - $55

Gas for 4 hours worth of driving - $20

Learning that the women of online dating are just as much as players as the guys - Priceless

 

[Bankerguy]

Pay attention to Stu.

He knows stuff.

 

[Major]

Not been impressed with the women on OKCupid. Remember, Major is the type of man that only dates offdee 9s and wears $500 jeans. Not seeing too many model types on there. I'll probably just stick with my real life game which pays more dividends than Warren Buffet.

isn't this the completely free site?

honestly, I need guidance on the search methods and what to search for...I'm not going to pour through 10 pages of to get to one offdee 8. This is more tedious than I have time for. I get some messages but all from or I'm willing to go on one iDate for the experience. I just won't have much free time to invest in the site. If some little bird hollers in the wind, I'll set something up. What's the best thing to do to a girl like a FB poke? some i don't want to message just want them to know I'm here and they can have a piece of The Major if they like.

 

[Major]

Not been impressed with the women on OKCupid. Remember, Major is the type of man that only dates offdee 9s and wears $500 jeans. Not seeing too many model types on there. I'll probably just stick with my real life game which pays more dividends than Warren Buffet.

isn't this the completely free site?

yes but it's what everyone swears by especially in NYC

 

[zed2283]

Not been impressed with the women on OKCupid. Remember, Major is the type of man that only dates offdee 9s and wears $500 jeans. Not seeing too many model types on there. I'll probably just stick with my real life game which pays more dividends than Warren Buffet.

isn't this the completely free site?

honestly, I need guidance on the search methods and what to search for...I'm not going to pour through 10 pages of to get to one offdee 8. This is more tedious than I have time for. I get some messages but all from or I'm willing to go on one iDate for the experience. I just won't have much free time to invest in the site. If some little bird hollers in the wind, I'll set something up. What's the best thing to do to a girl like a FB poke? some i don't want to message just want them to know I'm here and they can have a piece of The Major if they like.

Dude, I hate to break it to you... but it's not the Ford Agency website. Offdee 9's represent 0.0000001% of the population, so what more can you expect from a website open to the general population?

 

[Major]

Not been impressed with the women on OKCupid. Remember, Major is the type of man that only dates offdee 9s and wears $500 jeans. Not seeing too many model types on there. I'll probably just stick with my real life game which pays more dividends than Warren Buffet.

isn't this the completely free site?

honestly, I need guidance on the search methods and what to search for...I'm not going to pour through 10 pages of to get to one offdee 8. This is more tedious than I have time for. I get some messages but all from or I'm willing to go on one iDate for the experience. I just won't have much free time to invest in the site. If some little bird hollers in the wind, I'll set something up. What's the best thing to do to a girl like a FB poke? some i don't want to message just want them to know I'm here and they can have a piece of The Major if they like.

Dude, I hate to break it to you... but it's not the Ford Agency website. Offdee 9's represent 0.0000001% of the population, so what more can you expect from a website open to the general population?

good point I guess that's why my people don't frequent such rubbish

 

[Bogart]

Pay attention to Stu.He knows stuff.

Stu is my Yoda.

 

[skillz]

"Ice Cream Girl" not only has not responded to texts or calls, but completely removed her profile off OKCupid. 1 Brunch with drinks - $501 Dinner - $55Gas for 4 hours worth of driving - $20Learning that the women of online dating are just as much as players as the guys - Priceless

Wait, is this the one that you met on Sunday for sushi and went to the museum with, or someone else? I thought your Sunday date went well.

 

[coyote5]

Alright I'll let you guys make fun of my "game" - here's a text fail from last night from some chick that winked at me on zoosk. Background story - I had texted the # she gave me a couple times a couple weeks ago and they didn't go through for some reason. I messaged her on zoosk yesterday and told her the # she gave me didn't work, so she apologized and gave me the number, the same number again. I tried it last night and it worked...Me - Let's see if this works this time Kelly 10:42Her - Hey it's me 10:43M - Well well well the number finally worked! 10:48(Then I decided I need to send something to encourage conversation so...)M - Hey have you ever wrestled an alligator? Just curious since you didn't mention it in your profile... 10:59(I was bored and yep I ripped it directly from this thread!)H- Wow... 10:59(Seriously? you'd think I'd just asked her if she takes it in the butt! Ok whatever, I figured I'd give her a shot to talk, but I wasn't going to apologize for an innocuous comment)M - lol well I'll take that as a no! That's ok, what can you tell me about yourself instead?? 11:07Nothing since. I'm thinking she's a no sense of humor shrew, but if you guys want to have fun with this I'll take suggestions for one more response to her... I'm not afraid to bomb it out!

Let me put this another way - should I even bother seriously trying to reopen this?

 

[Zow]

"Will you visit me in prison?"

Imagine being some of those girls considering talking to that dude.

 

[ditka...mike ditka]

Ill throw my hat in the ring. I signed up for eharmony, but since are talking about OKCupid, here is what I have as my "self summary". I have gotten positive responses out of it, but I assume some have ignored me for it as well. Whatever.

"Hello ladies. Look at the last guy you went on a date with, now back to me, now back ot him, now back to me. Sadly, he isnt me. But if you like what you see here, perhpas your last "first date" could be me. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on a date with the man who could end your need for online dating. Whats in your hand? Back at me. I have it. Its a rose and two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when you date a man and not a boy. I'm on a horse."

 

[Zow]

Alright I'll let you guys make fun of my "game" - here's a text fail from last night from some chick that winked at me on zoosk. Background story - I had texted the # she gave me a couple times a couple weeks ago and they didn't go through for some reason. I messaged her on zoosk yesterday and told her the # she gave me didn't work, so she apologized and gave me the number, the same number again. I tried it last night and it worked...Me - Let's see if this works this time Kelly 10:42Her - Hey it's me 10:43M - Well well well the number finally worked! 10:48(Then I decided I need to send something to encourage conversation so...)M - Hey have you ever wrestled an alligator? Just curious since you didn't mention it in your profile... 10:59(I was bored and yep I ripped it directly from this thread!)H- Wow... 10:59(Seriously? you'd think I'd just asked her if she takes it in the butt! Ok whatever, I figured I'd give her a shot to talk, but I wasn't going to apologize for an innocuous comment)M - lol well I'll take that as a no! That's ok, what can you tell me about yourself instead?? 11:07Nothing since. I'm thinking she's a no sense of humor shrew, but if you guys want to have fun with this I'll take suggestions for one more response to her... I'm not afraid to bomb it out!

Let me put this another way - should I even bother seriously trying to reopen this?

I suppose you got nothing to lose, but maybe only about a 1% chance of her responding back.

 

[zed2283]

Ill throw my hat in the ring. I signed up for eharmony, but since are talking about OKCupid, here is what I have as my "self summary". I have gotten positive responses out of it, but I assume some have ignored me for it as well. Whatever."Hello ladies. Look at the last guy you went on a date with, now back to me, now back ot him, now back to me. Sadly, he isnt me. But if you like what you see here, perhpas your last "first date" could be me. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on a date with the man who could end your need for online dating. Whats in your hand? Back at me. I have it. Its a rose and two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when you date a man and not a boy. I'm on a horse."

wtf?

 

[Zow]

Ill throw my hat in the ring. I signed up for eharmony, but since are talking about OKCupid, here is what I have as my "self summary". I have gotten positive responses out of it, but I assume some have ignored me for it as well. Whatever."Hello ladies. Look at the last guy you went on a date with, now back to me, now back ot him, now back to me. Sadly, he isnt me. But if you like what you see here, perhpas your last "first date" could be me. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on a date with the man who could end your need for online dating. Whats in your hand? Back at me. I have it. Its a rose and two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when you date a man and not a boy. I'm on a horse."

wtf?

Old Spice commercial spin-off

 

[coyote5]

Ill throw my hat in the ring. I signed up for eharmony, but since are talking about OKCupid, here is what I have as my "self summary". I have gotten positive responses out of it, but I assume some have ignored me for it as well. Whatever."Hello ladies. Look at the last guy you went on a date with, now back to me, now back ot him, now back to me. Sadly, he isnt me. But if you like what you see here, perhpas your last "first date" could be me. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on a date with the man who could end your need for online dating. Whats in your hand? Back at me. I have it. Its a rose and two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when you date a man and not a boy. I'm on a horse."

wtf?

LOL, Old Spice commercial

 

[zed2283]

Ahhh... yes. I thought of that when I read the "I'm on a horse" part.

 

[ditka...mike ditka]

Ill throw my hat in the ring. I signed up for eharmony, but since are talking about OKCupid, here is what I have as my "self summary". I have gotten positive responses out of it, but I assume some have ignored me for it as well. Whatever."Hello ladies. Look at the last guy you went on a date with, now back to me, now back ot him, now back to me. Sadly, he isnt me. But if you like what you see here, perhpas your last "first date" could be me. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on a date with the man who could end your need for online dating. Whats in your hand? Back at me. I have it. Its a rose and two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when you date a man and not a boy. I'm on a horse."

wtf?

I'm sure half the people that read it say that and think I am weird. The others seem to like it. But yes, like Woz and Coyote said its an old spice commercial spin off.