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Man, this online dating thing is more difficult that it looks. I've sent 15 messages and only got 2 responses. Of course Major is not going after the low hanging fruit so I guess I must be patient. It did hurt my pride a little bit so I just went out on the street to get an ice coffee and met a girl on the bench outside. Digits. Little effort. I'm back
This is how I picture Major.
You can't back down now...Wouldn't be in the spirit of the thread. I made a cocky bet dozens of pages ago and paid up.
Got a BJ a couple of weeks later when I ran into her at a bar. Then it ended.
So you embarresed of her or what? Plop down some pics, even is she's an offdee 5 she's pretty ####in hot.Was she a cow? No shame in that either. A friend of mines uncle once told me, "its not the face you ####, but the #### you face" I was like 12 or 13. Best Damn advice ever.I was never cocky. I simply walked the talk last night and got laid. Major is the one talking about turning down anything less than a 9 and getting #'s walking to the coffee shop.
You forgot sucks and ####s like a porn star....how do you forget the one redeeming quality?No..she's probably an Offdee 6.5. Great personality. Lotta fun. Sexy accent.So you embarresed of her or what? Plop down some pics, even is she's an offdee 5 she's pretty ####in hot.Was she a cow? No shame in that either. A friend of mines uncle once told me, "its not the face you ####, but the #### you face" I was like 12 or 13. Best Damn advice ever.
so Bucky = Pitbull...got itYou forgot sucks and ####s like a porn star....how do you forget the one redeeming quality?No..she's probably an Offdee 6.5. Great personality. Lotta fun. Sexy accent.So you embarresed of her or what? Plop down some pics, even is she's an offdee 5 she's pretty ####in hot.Was she a cow? No shame in that either. A friend of mines uncle once told me, "its not the face you ####, but the #### you face" I was like 12 or 13. Best Damn advice ever.
Negative. Apparently you haven't seen my personal #### my life thread. I've got red flags that women can spot a mile away. I stick to taking advantage of random drunk chicks at parties. And my co-workers wives.so Bucky = Pitbull...got itYou forgot sucks and ####s like a porn star....how do you forget the one redeeming quality?No..she's probably an Offdee 6.5. Great personality. Lotta fun. Sexy accent.So you embarresed of her or what? Plop down some pics, even is she's an offdee 5 she's pretty ####in hot.Was she a cow? No shame in that either. A friend of mines uncle once told me, "its not the face you ####, but the #### you face" I was like 12 or 13. Best Damn advice ever.
Well, I pretty much fell in love with her over a period of several months, so there's that. Then looking back over all the things she told me, how I believed them and formulated this idealized picture of an amazing relationship that was forming, then I open that door and in one instant I'm smacked in the face with my own gullibility and naivete. And even after all that, after all the anticipation from all those phone calls, after she described it in perfect detail endless times, I wanted that BJ more than you can imagine. And giving it to me was just as satisfying for her, so I gave her something even after she deceived me like that. It was only later that I realized I was being taken advantage of even while she was doing that. She manipulated every interaction we ever had. I was like a cat chasing a piece of yarn.As I stated from the beginning, it's a cautionary tale. I've come to terms with it, learned from it, ended up better for it in the end, which is the only reason I can post it here now. It was traumatic dealing with it at the time and for years after.Just read the McGarnicle story. So what he is saying is that he got months of phone sex and a BJ and only had to put up with a few phone calls afterwards? Not sure what he is complaining about.
On of my best friends had a 1+ year relationship with a female everquest player. They played and talked daily for hours. He even went so far as to pay her internet bill when she said her grandma/legal guardian turned it off. About a year later, while my buddy is in the process of prepping a trip to come see her - "she" finally reveals that "she" is actually a he. Took him several months to gather up the courage to tell anyone that story. But he was a much better guy for it. And he didn't even get any action. Happens to even the best people and I'm sure you made up for it.Well, I pretty much fell in love with her over a period of several months, so there's that. Then looking back over all the things she told me, how I believed them and formulated this idealized picture of an amazing relationship that was forming, then I open that door and in one instant I'm smacked in the face with my own gullibility and naivete. And even after all that, after all the anticipation from all those phone calls, after she described it in perfect detail endless times, I wanted that BJ more than you can imagine. And giving it to me was just as satisfying for her, so I gave her something even after she deceived me like that. It was only later that I realized I was being taken advantage of even while she was doing that. She manipulated every interaction we ever had. I was like a cat chasing a piece of yarn.As I stated from the beginning, it's a cautionary tale. I've come to terms with it, learned from it, ended up better for it in the end, which is the only reason I can post it here now. It was traumatic dealing with it at the time and for years after.Just read the McGarnicle story. So what he is saying is that he got months of phone sex and a BJ and only had to put up with a few phone calls afterwards? Not sure what he is complaining about.
So... what's the issue?No..she's probably an Offdee 6.5. Great personality. Lotta fun. Sexy accent.So you embarresed of her or what? Plop down some pics, even is she's an offdee 5 she's pretty ####in hot.Was she a cow? No shame in that either. A friend of mines uncle once told me, "its not the face you ####, but the #### you face" I was like 12 or 13. Best Damn advice ever.
Why not?No issue...just not posting photos.So... what's the issue?No..she's probably an Offdee 6.5. Great personality. Lotta fun. Sexy accent.So you embarresed of her or what? Plop down some pics, even is she's an offdee 5 she's pretty ####in hot.Was she a cow? No shame in that either. A friend of mines uncle once told me, "its not the face you ####, but the #### you face" I was like 12 or 13. Best Damn advice ever.
Again, why not? Hint: respect for the chicks, embarassment for your selection, don't want to be wheelhoused.... all at least rational answers. "Don't want to" is rationale for an 8 year old girl.Don't want to.Why not?No issue...just not posting photos.So... what's the issue?No..she's probably an Offdee 6.5. Great personality. Lotta fun. Sexy accent.So you embarresed of her or what? Plop down some pics, even is she's an offdee 5 she's pretty ####in hot.Was she a cow? No shame in that either. A friend of mines uncle once told me, "its not the face you ####, but the #### you face" I was like 12 or 13. Best Damn advice ever.
no, you need to share their messages here so we can laugh. it's half the fun.These female stalkers are
Oh no indeed. It's a thread about anonymous online dating. The worst things you could imagine can and do happen. The advice in earlier pages is sound and I wish I heeded it when I started -- demand a pic, move on to a real-life meeting ASAP, and only meet for drinks. A few stories about misrepresented cattle, trannies and psychopaths only serve to reinforce that sound advice.On of my best friends had a 1+ year relationship with a female everquest player. They played and talked daily for hours. He even went so far as to pay her internet bill when she said her grandma/legal guardian turned it off. About a year later, while my buddy is in the process of prepping a trip to come see her - "she" finally reveals that "she" is actually a he. Took him several months to gather up the courage to tell anyone that story. But he was a much better guy for it. And he didn't even get any action. Happens to even the best people and I'm sure you made up for it.Well, I pretty much fell in love with her over a period of several months, so there's that. Then looking back over all the things she told me, how I believed them and formulated this idealized picture of an amazing relationship that was forming, then I open that door and in one instant I'm smacked in the face with my own gullibility and naivete. And even after all that, after all the anticipation from all those phone calls, after she described it in perfect detail endless times, I wanted that BJ more than you can imagine. And giving it to me was just as satisfying for her, so I gave her something even after she deceived me like that. It was only later that I realized I was being taken advantage of even while she was doing that. She manipulated every interaction we ever had. I was like a cat chasing a piece of yarn.As I stated from the beginning, it's a cautionary tale. I've come to terms with it, learned from it, ended up better for it in the end, which is the only reason I can post it here now. It was traumatic dealing with it at the time and for years after.Just read the McGarnicle story. So what he is saying is that he got months of phone sex and a BJ and only had to put up with a few phone calls afterwards? Not sure what he is complaining about.
They are putting their pictures on a free, open-access Internet dating site
Dude, we get it. You're starting a iRivalry. No need to start a slap fight in here. You don't believe him - heck, I don't really if I'm being honest. It seems like a huge leap from dolt to playa, but I'd rather keep the focus on dating stories and advice than watching you push him around
obviously a Commie. Report her and notify Homeland Security.Just ran across a womans profile on OkCupid
Pics, stories, or GTFO
True dat. I may have a little story to tell after I get done waxing this bird like Miyagi. I don't live vicariously through the internets so if the electricity goes out, I still can get ### for daze. Major is booked solid for the next few days but trying to fit an iDate in to my pad for a good a f'in. Major lives fat so wimmenz get moist when they enter....my loft
Actually Pinky can vouch for me fronts
Actually Pinky can vouch for me fronts
Actually Pinky can vouch for me fronts
Yeah, I just get
with real world interaction. I prefer it b/c I'm more efficient and spread my seed as soon as a bird catches me scent. That being said, I think iDating will one day become about 15% of my portfolio. It's good as an appetizer. The problem with me is I have so many friends, admirers and business commitments that I don't have the time to take some random chick from a website out. I'm doing this strictly for schtick purposes and to see how the you geeks and pedophiles actually get laid.
patience my little friend....when I have the time for an iDate...pics will be posted. Could be as early as Fri or Sat
Oof. Someone's gotta love them.5: Starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common
6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor oneshttp://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS6.jpg
The bolded sounds more like an Offdee5.
You've got an awful lot of time to post here considering how much you claim you are getting laid; almost as much posting as timschochet does while globetrotting.Yeah, I just get
ok I totally had 5 wrong, bit saying that, id still #### all three no questions asked
This is only for the people bragging about getting laid.
You need to shut this down if pics aren't posted soon.
Block her.
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you guys are killing me...i respect the strategy (pile on for pics and push Major toward an iDate).
Tonight I'm taking out a stewardess I met in business class on the way to Copenhagen (SAS Airlines has great wimmenz). Again this has no relevance to iDating so I didn't think this thread would be appropriate for
every thread is appropriate for random wimminz pics. And you know this. Everyone knows this.
When it rains it pours!Date with the best looking girl yet is set for Sunday. She actually ended up asking me.
We end up just going to a restaurant and I tell her to get whatever the hell she wants. Meanwhile, since we're at a restaurant, she decides to order some #######' food 
I stayed with my beer. But, since she got food, she ends up costing me about $30 for the date and I get stuck talking to her for about 2 hours instead of the 45 minutes I was planning on. Brutal. She starts talking about stuff like how she had fertility problems when she was married, got divorced and that her daughter was unplanned from a guy she met right after she got divorced, that guy is no longer in the picture, blah, blah, blah. I don't even know how we got into that kind of conversation. She just kept going and going like the energizer bunny. Meanwhile, the Tigers/Blue Jays game is on the TV in the bar so I started just watching the game from our table. I wasn't paying attention and would randomly say stuff like "what did you say I was watching the game" or "I didn't hear that I wasn't paying attention" -you know, passive aggressive comments to let her know I am bored, don't care, and would hopefully give her the message that I am an ### that she probably doesn't want to see any more. Didn't work, she just kept blabbing away, or would repeat what I had previously ignored.
I don't understand why you didn't keep drinking, had her drive back to her place so you could have sex with her? Maybe I need to read it again.They should make it a crime for women to post misleading pics. The rule I have is to assume that the worst pic posted on a dating site is the best a woman will look. I went out with a gal last night and I had my suspicions that she was not as good as advertised, but she was a good 30 bills over her worst pic on OKC. My heart just sank when she showed up because she recognized be before I was able to figure out that the behemoth standing before me was actually her. My typical first date is mini-golf and then we can break off for drinks after that if the mini-golf goes well. If not, I bail. My immediate thought was "I gotta get out of here after the mini-golf." Anyway, we end up playing mini-golf in only 20 minutes because there was not a single soul on the course in front of us. Usually it takes an hour or so with all the waiting. So I am stuck with a decision about bailing after just 20 minutes which I felt bad about (I shouldn't have since she was so damn misleading about her pics) but I just didn't have it in me to bail so quickly. She wasn't much of a conversationalist during mini-golf either so I was just dreading having to spend more time with this chick. We end up going out for drinks. I am thinking I will get my one drink and get out of dodge to enjoy the rest of my night. She said that she doesn't like drinking beer (which is yet another negative against her) so I offer a place that has wine. She says no, she gets migraines from wine.
