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***Official*** FFA iDating Thread (5 Viewers)

Update...

So, tonight is the date with "9". This is quite possibly the only girl to ever have me this nervous. I feel like I am about to be run over by a truck, yet I know I have to let it happen...lol.

I am 41, date a lot and usually do quite well meeting reasonably attractive women. I usually date 7 or 8's and do well. My approach with the online dating is liking very different then many of you. I have spent a lot of time crafting a well written profile. I rarely if ever write a women first. First off, you already know they are interested which saves lots of time. I also tend to do better with sexually liberal gals as opposed to the 5 date rule girls.

So, I have been talking to this girl for about 3 weeks. It started when I was at a party with of bunch of my friends. I was saying to some people that while I was having fun dating...I just hadn't really found a connection with someone I could see falling for. Literally about 10 mins later I was written by "9"...for the rest of the night I chatted with her. I fully thought it was a fake profile made by one of my buddies messing with me. This girl is a 30 year brunette who looks like a model. I still have no idea why she wants to date me, but who cares. I was still so unsure about her realness as every pic look perfect, like they were stock photos or something. I made her send me another pic sticking her tongue out with 2 fingers in the air...she delivered them 3 mins later.

Anyways, could you all hold hands and say a little prayer for your i.buddy BG.

Please let this be the one...
are you ready?

 
So, I have been talking to this girl for about 3 weeks. It started when I was at a party with of bunch of my friends. I was saying to some people that while I was having fun dating...I just hadn't really found a connection with someone I could see falling for. Literally about 10 mins later I was written by "9"...for the rest of the night I chatted with her. I fully thought it was a fake profile made by one of my buddies messing with me. This girl is a 30 year brunette who looks like a model. I still have no idea why she wants to date me, but who cares. I was still so unsure about her realness as every pic look perfect, like they were stock photos or something. I made her send me another pic sticking her tongue out with 2 fingers in the air...she delivered them 3 mins later.
If you use "Bankerguy" as your i-dating pseudonym, if you think about it for a bit, you might get some inkling of why you never have to contact the women first and what this "9" may see in you.
Maybe she is just into monopoly. Invite her back to your place for some board games.

 
So, I have been talking to this girl for about 3 weeks. It started when I was at a party with of bunch of my friends. I was saying to some people that while I was having fun dating...I just hadn't really found a connection with someone I could see falling for. Literally about 10 mins later I was written by "9"...for the rest of the night I chatted with her. I fully thought it was a fake profile made by one of my buddies messing with me. This girl is a 30 year brunette who looks like a model. I still have no idea why she wants to date me, but who cares. I was still so unsure about her realness as every pic look perfect, like they were stock photos or something. I made her send me another pic sticking her tongue out with 2 fingers in the air...she delivered them 3 mins later.
If you use "Bankerguy" as your i-dating pseudonym, if you think about it for a bit, you might get some inkling of why you never have to contact the women first and what this "9" may see in you.
Maybe she is just into monopoly. Invite her back to your place for some board games.
Could be a Community Chest scenario.

 
Update...

So, tonight is the date with "9". This is quite possibly the only girl to ever have me this nervous. I feel like I am about to be run over by a truck, yet I know I have to let it happen...lol.

I am 41, date a lot and usually do quite well meeting reasonably attractive women. I usually date 7 or 8's and do well. My approach with the online dating is liking very different then many of you. I have spent a lot of time crafting a well written profile. I rarely if ever write a women first. First off, you already know they are interested which saves lots of time. I also tend to do better with sexually liberal gals as opposed to the 5 date rule girls.

So, I have been talking to this girl for about 3 weeks. It started when I was at a party with of bunch of my friends. I was saying to some people that while I was having fun dating...I just hadn't really found a connection with someone I could see falling for. Literally about 10 mins later I was written by "9"...for the rest of the night I chatted with her. I fully thought it was a fake profile made by one of my buddies messing with me. This girl is a 30 year brunette who looks like a model. I still have no idea why she wants to date me, but who cares. I was still so unsure about her realness as every pic look perfect, like they were stock photos or something. I made her send me another pic sticking her tongue out with 2 fingers in the air...she delivered them 3 mins later.

Anyways, could you all hold hands and say a little prayer for your i.buddy BG.

Please let this be the one...
Update?

 
Update...

So, tonight is the date with "9". This is quite possibly the only girl to ever have me this nervous. I feel like I am about to be run over by a truck, yet I know I have to let it happen...lol.

I am 41, date a lot and usually do quite well meeting reasonably attractive women. I usually date 7 or 8's and do well. My approach with the online dating is liking very different then many of you. I have spent a lot of time crafting a well written profile. I rarely if ever write a women first. First off, you already know they are interested which saves lots of time. I also tend to do better with sexually liberal gals as opposed to the 5 date rule girls.

So, I have been talking to this girl for about 3 weeks. It started when I was at a party with of bunch of my friends. I was saying to some people that while I was having fun dating...I just hadn't really found a connection with someone I could see falling for. Literally about 10 mins later I was written by "9"...for the rest of the night I chatted with her. I fully thought it was a fake profile made by one of my buddies messing with me. This girl is a 30 year brunette who looks like a model. I still have no idea why she wants to date me, but who cares. I was still so unsure about her realness as every pic look perfect, like they were stock photos or something. I made her send me another pic sticking her tongue out with 2 fingers in the air...she delivered them 3 mins later.

Anyways, could you all hold hands and say a little prayer for your i.buddy BG.

Please let this be the one...
Update?
Tonight...7pm

 
Update...

So, tonight is the date with "9". This is quite possibly the only girl to ever have me this nervous. I feel like I am about to be run over by a truck, yet I know I have to let it happen...lol.

I am 41, date a lot and usually do quite well meeting reasonably attractive women. I usually date 7 or 8's and do well. My approach with the online dating is liking very different then many of you. I have spent a lot of time crafting a well written profile. I rarely if ever write a women first. First off, you already know they are interested which saves lots of time. I also tend to do better with sexually liberal gals as opposed to the 5 date rule girls.

So, I have been talking to this girl for about 3 weeks. It started when I was at a party with of bunch of my friends. I was saying to some people that while I was having fun dating...I just hadn't really found a connection with someone I could see falling for. Literally about 10 mins later I was written by "9"...for the rest of the night I chatted with her. I fully thought it was a fake profile made by one of my buddies messing with me. This girl is a 30 year brunette who looks like a model. I still have no idea why she wants to date me, but who cares. I was still so unsure about her realness as every pic look perfect, like they were stock photos or something. I made her send me another pic sticking her tongue out with 2 fingers in the air...she delivered them 3 mins later.

Anyways, could you all hold hands and say a little prayer for your i.buddy BG.

Please let this be the one...
Update?
Tonight...7pm
Go to jail, go directly to jail, don't pass go, don't collect 200.00.

 
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So, I have been talking to this girl for about 3 weeks. It started when I was at a party with of bunch of my friends. I was saying to some people that while I was having fun dating...I just hadn't really found a connection with someone I could see falling for. Literally about 10 mins later I was written by "9"...for the rest of the night I chatted with her. I fully thought it was a fake profile made by one of my buddies messing with me. This girl is a 30 year brunette who looks like a model. I still have no idea why she wants to date me, but who cares. I was still so unsure about her realness as every pic look perfect, like they were stock photos or something. I made her send me another pic sticking her tongue out with 2 fingers in the air...she delivered them 3 mins later.
If you use "Bankerguy" as your i-dating pseudonym, if you think about it for a bit, you might get some inkling of why you never have to contact the women first and what this "9" may see in you.
No, but I did use it during the first time my ex cheated. I went on a rather epic run of funny stories at the beginning of this thread.

I believe I get a lot of mail for 3 main reasons

1) My profile write up is good and I get constant compliments on it. You have to stand out guys. No...."If you want to know more" just ask me crap does not work.

2) I think there are so many losers and creeps on these site they naturally gravitate to some one who is mildly articulate.

3) I am likely slightly better then average looking...this doesn't hurt.

 
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Alright, I will play along and post an uber quick update.

Fall, is dating season. It seems as soon as summer is over all the single ladies are the hunt. Opportunity knocks fella's.

Last week was epic for new contacts. I am chatting with about 10 serious contenders, all in the beginning phase. 4 of them I would say they are 8-8.5's. One is a 9 and 30 years old. I am 41 and have earthly idea why she wants to meet me other then a witty/well written profile. I am rarely nervous meeting girls...but damn. Maybe will post a pic.

Met a girl last night. She is a slightly overweight squirting, bi, and open to going to swing clubs who was amazing in bed. |Offered to let me phone film her BJ. Not sure it's a love match, but might hang in there for a 3 some or 3. LOL...takes all kinds.

I am meeting the 9 on Friday and will do my best to not propose marriage during drinks.
worst update eva

 
So, I have been talking to this girl for about 3 weeks. It started when I was at a party with of bunch of my friends. I was saying to some people that while I was having fun dating...I just hadn't really found a connection with someone I could see falling for. Literally about 10 mins later I was written by "9"...for the rest of the night I chatted with her. I fully thought it was a fake profile made by one of my buddies messing with me. This girl is a 30 year brunette who looks like a model. I still have no idea why she wants to date me, but who cares. I was still so unsure about her realness as every pic look perfect, like they were stock photos or something. I made her send me another pic sticking her tongue out with 2 fingers in the air...she delivered them 3 mins later.
If you use "Bankerguy" as your i-dating pseudonym, if you think about it for a bit, you might get some inkling of why you never have to contact the women first and what this "9" may see in you.
No, but I did use it during the first my ex cheated when I was on a rather epic run of funny stories at the beginning of this thread.

I believe I get a lot of mail for 3 main reasons

1) My profile write up is good and I get constant compliments on it. You have to stand guys. No....If you want to more just ask me crap.

2) I think there are so many losers and creeps on these site they naturally gravitate to some one who is mildly articulate.

3) I am likely slightly better then average looking...this doesn't hurt.
Pretty good sized penis?
 
So, I have been talking to this girl for about 3 weeks. It started when I was at a party with of bunch of my friends. I was saying to some people that while I was having fun dating...I just hadn't really found a connection with someone I could see falling for. Literally about 10 mins later I was written by "9"...for the rest of the night I chatted with her. I fully thought it was a fake profile made by one of my buddies messing with me. This girl is a 30 year brunette who looks like a model. I still have no idea why she wants to date me, but who cares. I was still so unsure about her realness as every pic look perfect, like they were stock photos or something. I made her send me another pic sticking her tongue out with 2 fingers in the air...she delivered them 3 mins later.
If you use "Bankerguy" as your i-dating pseudonym, if you think about it for a bit, you might get some inkling of why you never have to contact the women first and what this "9" may see in you.
No, but I did use it during the first my ex cheated when I was on a rather epic run of funny stories at the beginning of this thread.

I believe I get a lot of mail for 3 main reasons

1) My profile write up is good and I get constant compliments on it. You have to stand guys. No....If you want to more just ask me crap.

2) I think there are so many losers and creeps on these site they naturally gravitate to some one who is mildly articulate.

3) I am likely slightly better then average looking...this doesn't hurt.
Pretty good sized penis?
:pics:

 
So, I have been talking to this girl for about 3 weeks. It started when I was at a party with of bunch of my friends. I was saying to some people that while I was having fun dating...I just hadn't really found a connection with someone I could see falling for. Literally about 10 mins later I was written by "9"...for the rest of the night I chatted with her. I fully thought it was a fake profile made by one of my buddies messing with me. This girl is a 30 year brunette who looks like a model. I still have no idea why she wants to date me, but who cares. I was still so unsure about her realness as every pic look perfect, like they were stock photos or something. I made her send me another pic sticking her tongue out with 2 fingers in the air...she delivered them 3 mins later.
If you use "Bankerguy" as your i-dating pseudonym, if you think about it for a bit, you might get some inkling of why you never have to contact the women first and what this "9" may see in you.
No, but I did use it during the first my ex cheated when I was on a rather epic run of funny stories at the beginning of this thread.

I believe I get a lot of mail for 3 main reasons

1) My profile write up is good and I get constant compliments on it. You have to stand guys. No....If you want to more just ask me crap.

2) I think there are so many losers and creeps on these site they naturally gravitate to some one who is mildly articulate.

3) I am likely slightly better then average looking...this doesn't hurt.
How tall are you brah?

 
So, I have been talking to this girl for about 3 weeks. It started when I was at a party with of bunch of my friends. I was saying to some people that while I was having fun dating...I just hadn't really found a connection with someone I could see falling for. Literally about 10 mins later I was written by "9"...for the rest of the night I chatted with her. I fully thought it was a fake profile made by one of my buddies messing with me. This girl is a 30 year brunette who looks like a model. I still have no idea why she wants to date me, but who cares. I was still so unsure about her realness as every pic look perfect, like they were stock photos or something. I made her send me another pic sticking her tongue out with 2 fingers in the air...she delivered them 3 mins later.
If you use "Bankerguy" as your i-dating pseudonym, if you think about it for a bit, you might get some inkling of why you never have to contact the women first and what this "9" may see in you.
No, but I did use it during the first my ex cheated when I was on a rather epic run of funny stories at the beginning of this thread.

I believe I get a lot of mail for 3 main reasons

1) My profile write up is good and I get constant compliments on it. You have to stand guys. No....If you want to more just ask me crap.

2) I think there are so many losers and creeps on these site they naturally gravitate to some one who is mildly articulate.

3) I am likely slightly better then average looking...this doesn't hurt.
How tall are you brah?
Lots of typos' in that post...sorry was multi tasking

5 10...why?

 
So, I have been talking to this girl for about 3 weeks. It started when I was at a party with of bunch of my friends. I was saying to some people that while I was having fun dating...I just hadn't really found a connection with someone I could see falling for. Literally about 10 mins later I was written by "9"...for the rest of the night I chatted with her. I fully thought it was a fake profile made by one of my buddies messing with me. This girl is a 30 year brunette who looks like a model. I still have no idea why she wants to date me, but who cares. I was still so unsure about her realness as every pic look perfect, like they were stock photos or something. I made her send me another pic sticking her tongue out with 2 fingers in the air...she delivered them 3 mins later.
If you use "Bankerguy" as your i-dating pseudonym, if you think about it for a bit, you might get some inkling of why you never have to contact the women first and what this "9" may see in you.
No, but I did use it during the first my ex cheated when I was on a rather epic run of funny stories at the beginning of this thread.

I believe I get a lot of mail for 3 main reasons

1) My profile write up is good and I get constant compliments on it. You have to stand guys. No....If you want to more just ask me crap.

2) I think there are so many losers and creeps on these site they naturally gravitate to some one who is mildly articulate.

3) I am likely slightly better then average looking...this doesn't hurt.
How tall are you brah?
Lots of typos' in that post...sorry was multi tasking

5 10...why?
Apparently manlets have a more difficult time on the dating websites.

I swear if I didn't dig my wife so much...

 
Update...

So, tonight is the date with "9". This is quite possibly the only girl to ever have me this nervous. I feel like I am about to be run over by a truck, yet I know I have to let it happen...lol.

I am 41, date a lot and usually do quite well meeting reasonably attractive women. I usually date 7 or 8's and do well. My approach with the online dating is liking very different then many of you. I have spent a lot of time crafting a well written profile. I rarely if ever write a women first. First off, you already know they are interested which saves lots of time. I also tend to do better with sexually liberal gals as opposed to the 5 date rule girls.

So, I have been talking to this girl for about 3 weeks. It started when I was at a party with of bunch of my friends. I was saying to some people that while I was having fun dating...I just hadn't really found a connection with someone I could see falling for. Literally about 10 mins later I was written by "9"...for the rest of the night I chatted with her. I fully thought it was a fake profile made by one of my buddies messing with me. This girl is a 30 year brunette who looks like a model. I still have no idea why she wants to date me, but who cares. I was still so unsure about her realness as every pic look perfect, like they were stock photos or something. I made her send me another pic sticking her tongue out with 2 fingers in the air...she delivered them 3 mins later.

Anyways, could you all hold hands and say a little prayer for your i.buddy BG.

Please let this be the one...
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

 
Alright, I will play along and post an uber quick update.

Fall, is dating season. It seems as soon as summer is over all the single ladies are the hunt. Opportunity knocks fella's.

Last week was epic for new contacts. I am chatting with about 10 serious contenders, all in the beginning phase. 4 of them I would say they are 8-8.5's. One is a 9 and 30 years old. I am 41 and have earthly idea why she wants to meet me other then a witty/well written profile. I am rarely nervous meeting girls...but damn. Maybe will post a pic.

Met a girl last night. She is a slightly overweight squirting, bi, and open to going to swing clubs who was amazing in bed. |Offered to let me phone film her BJ. Not sure it's a love match, but might hang in there for a 3 some or 3. LOL...takes all kinds.

I am meeting the 9 on Friday and will do my best to not propose marriage during drinks.
worst update eva
I know....

I'm am trying though at least.

 
Banker....post your personal profile writeup here. Show these guys how it's done.
Can't a simple google search takes you right to my profile and I value my privacy.
Except for the random thousands of people that can see it right now.
....and how hard it would it be for a FFA er.....creating a fake profile and start chatting with me for some Epic schtick. There is already enough BS I have to wade through already, don't need me more. I did share previous write ups and my pics 6 or 7 years ago when this thread started. It's all real, no lies and am sure a few of the other originals can verify. What ever happened to Krista....loved her? I also helped half the guys with their write up's and picture selection. Heck, I think I even got Zow laid once...lol.

 
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Alright, I will play along and post an uber quick update.

Fall, is dating season. It seems as soon as summer is over all the single ladies are the hunt. Opportunity knocks fella's.

Last week was epic for new contacts. I am chatting with about 10 serious contenders, all in the beginning phase. 4 of them I would say they are 8-8.5's. One is a 9 and 30 years old. I am 41 and have earthly idea why she wants to meet me other then a witty/well written profile. I am rarely nervous meeting girls...but damn. Maybe will post a pic.

Met a girl last night. She is a slightly overweight squirting, bi, and open to going to swing clubs who was amazing in bed. |Offered to let me phone film her BJ. Not sure it's a love match, but might hang in there for a 3 some or 3. LOL...takes all kinds.

I am meeting the 9 on Friday and will do my best to not propose marriage during drinks.
worst update eva
I know....

I'm am trying though at least.
We old married guys like to hear about successes.

 
Banker....post your personal profile writeup here. Show these guys how it's done.
:popcorn: I would like to see this as i may possibly be re-release into the pond (long story).
Someone could make a pretty penny writing these things for people.

Sorry to hear about the possibility of your re-release.
Agreed. I really need to rewrite mine. It's over a year old. Really need to start over from scratch. I would pay for assistance.

 
Alright, I will play along and post an uber quick update.

Fall, is dating season. It seems as soon as summer is over all the single ladies are the hunt. Opportunity knocks fella's.

Last week was epic for new contacts. I am chatting with about 10 serious contenders, all in the beginning phase. 4 of them I would say they are 8-8.5's. One is a 9 and 30 years old. I am 41 and have earthly idea why she wants to meet me other then a witty/well written profile. I am rarely nervous meeting girls...but damn. Maybe will post a pic.

Met a girl last night. She is a slightly overweight squirting, bi, and open to going to swing clubs who was amazing in bed. |Offered to let me phone film her BJ. Not sure it's a love match, but might hang in there for a 3 some or 3. LOL...takes all kinds.

I am meeting the 9 on Friday and will do my best to not propose marriage during drinks.
worst update eva
I know....

I'm am trying though at least.
We old married guys like to hear about successes.
Did you miss the part where I scored with the bi squirting wanna be swinger...no?

 
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Update...

So, tonight is the date with "9". This is quite possibly the only girl to ever have me this nervous. I feel like I am about to be run over by a truck, yet I know I have to let it happen...lol.

I am 41, date a lot and usually do quite well meeting reasonably attractive women. I usually date 7 or 8's and do well. My approach with the online dating is liking very different then many of you. I have spent a lot of time crafting a well written profile. I rarely if ever write a women first. First off, you already know they are interested which saves lots of time. I also tend to do better with sexually liberal gals as opposed to the 5 date rule girls.

So, I have been talking to this girl for about 3 weeks. It started when I was at a party with of bunch of my friends. I was saying to some people that while I was having fun dating...I just hadn't really found a connection with someone I could see falling for. Literally about 10 mins later I was written by "9"...for the rest of the night I chatted with her. I fully thought it was a fake profile made by one of my buddies messing with me. This girl is a 30 year brunette who looks like a model. I still have no idea why she wants to date me, but who cares. I was still so unsure about her realness as every pic look perfect, like they were stock photos or something. I made her send me another pic sticking her tongue out with 2 fingers in the air...she delivered them 3 mins later.

Anyways, could you all hold hands and say a little prayer for your i.buddy BG.

Please let this be the one...
Update?
Tonight...7pm
:doh:

I'm not good at reading date stamps.

 
Alright, I will play along and post an uber quick update.

Fall, is dating season. It seems as soon as summer is over all the single ladies are the hunt. Opportunity knocks fella's.

Last week was epic for new contacts. I am chatting with about 10 serious contenders, all in the beginning phase. 4 of them I would say they are 8-8.5's. One is a 9 and 30 years old. I am 41 and have earthly idea why she wants to meet me other then a witty/well written profile. I am rarely nervous meeting girls...but damn. Maybe will post a pic.

Met a girl last night. She is a slightly overweight squirting, bi, and open to going to swing clubs who was amazing in bed. |Offered to let me phone film her BJ. Not sure it's a love match, but might hang in there for a 3 some or 3. LOL...takes all kinds.

I am meeting the 9 on Friday and will do my best to not propose marriage during drinks.
worst update eva
I know....

I'm am trying though at least.
We old married guys like to hear about successes.
Did you miss the part where I scored with the bi squirting wanna be swinger...no?
No but I did miss the 3-some post. :hot:

 
Alright, I will play along and post an uber quick update.

Fall, is dating season. It seems as soon as summer is over all the single ladies are the hunt. Opportunity knocks fella's.

Last week was epic for new contacts. I am chatting with about 10 serious contenders, all in the beginning phase. 4 of them I would say they are 8-8.5's. One is a 9 and 30 years old. I am 41 and have earthly idea why she wants to meet me other then a witty/well written profile. I am rarely nervous meeting girls...but damn. Maybe will post a pic.

Met a girl last night. She is a slightly overweight squirting, bi, and open to going to swing clubs who was amazing in bed. |Offered to let me phone film her BJ. Not sure it's a love match, but might hang in there for a 3 some or 3. LOL...takes all kinds.

I am meeting the 9 on Friday and will do my best to not propose marriage during drinks.
worst update eva
I know....

I'm am trying though at least.
We old married guys like to hear about successes.
Did you miss the part where I scored with the bi squirting wanna be swinger...no?
Was she peeing on you?

 
Alright, I will play along and post an uber quick update.

Fall, is dating season. It seems as soon as summer is over all the single ladies are the hunt. Opportunity knocks fella's.

Last week was epic for new contacts. I am chatting with about 10 serious contenders, all in the beginning phase. 4 of them I would say they are 8-8.5's. One is a 9 and 30 years old. I am 41 and have earthly idea why she wants to meet me other then a witty/well written profile. I am rarely nervous meeting girls...but damn. Maybe will post a pic.

Met a girl last night. She is a slightly overweight squirting, bi, and open to going to swing clubs who was amazing in bed. |Offered to let me phone film her BJ. Not sure it's a love match, but might hang in there for a 3 some or 3. LOL...takes all kinds.

I am meeting the 9 on Friday and will do my best to not propose marriage during drinks.
worst update eva
I know....

I'm am trying though at least.
We old married guys like to hear about successes.
Did you miss the part where I scored with the bi squirting wanna be swinger...no?
No but I did miss the 3-some post. :hot:
Geez...tough crown.

 
was a pic posted and I missed it?

Also, is it possible to ask a chick out on an elevator in your building. Asking for a friend... :unsure:

 
Alright, I will play along and post an uber quick update.

Fall, is dating season. It seems as soon as summer is over all the single ladies are the hunt. Opportunity knocks fella's.

Last week was epic for new contacts. I am chatting with about 10 serious contenders, all in the beginning phase. 4 of them I would say they are 8-8.5's. One is a 9 and 30 years old. I am 41 and have earthly idea why she wants to meet me other then a witty/well written profile. I am rarely nervous meeting girls...but damn. Maybe will post a pic.

Met a girl last night. She is a slightly overweight squirting, bi, and open to going to swing clubs who was amazing in bed. |Offered to let me phone film her BJ. Not sure it's a love match, but might hang in there for a 3 some or 3. LOL...takes all kinds.

I am meeting the 9 on Friday and will do my best to not propose marriage during drinks.
worst update eva
I know....

I'm am trying though at least.
We old married guys like to hear about successes.
Did you miss the part where I scored with the bi squirting wanna be swinger...no?
Was she peeing on you?
It's not pee big guy.

 
Bogart said:
chet said:
sbonomo said:
offdee said:
Banker....post your personal profile writeup here. Show these guys how it's done.
:popcorn: I would like to see this as i may possibly be re-release into the pond (long story).
Someone could make a pretty penny writing these things for people.

Sorry to hear about the possibility of your re-release.
Agreed. I really need to rewrite mine. It's over a year old. Really need to start over from scratch. I would pay for assistance.
I could share mine via PM. It's obviously personalized to me and what I'm looking for, but the blueprint is there for you to customize to you. I got tons of compliments of how it was the most original and confident profile they've seen.

 
Bogart said:
chet said:
sbonomo said:
offdee said:
Banker....post your personal profile writeup here. Show these guys how it's done.
:popcorn: I would like to see this as i may possibly be re-release into the pond (long story).
Someone could make a pretty penny writing these things for people.

Sorry to hear about the possibility of your re-release.
Agreed. I really need to rewrite mine. It's over a year old. Really need to start over from scratch. I would pay for assistance.
I could share mine via PM. It's obviously personalized to me and what I'm looking for, but the blueprint is there for you to customize to you. I got tons of compliments of how it was the most original and confident profile they've seen.
I'll absolutely take a PM. Thanks!!

 
Post date update...

I knew I was nervous but knew what I needed to do was reverse the nervousness on her. So, I decided to send her "date rules" to break the ice and get her to laugh before meeting. I have done this with other girls and it's money. I highly recommend it guys. I also decided to try a text before meeting. I basically told her where I was in the bar/restaurant and that I hoped she brought her "A" game because I was looking hot. This seemed to tip the scales a bit. Here was her text after....Oh goodness, where are you exactly? I am so nervous...lol.

Date was about 2 hours, 2 drinks and dessert. Conversations was well balanced with only a few minor pauses. Good range of topics and not all PG. She is definitely not the let me rip off her panties in a restaurant after 75 mins like the bi swinger girl. She will definitely take some time and effort but she is so worth it. Wow.

She is very cute and tiny and I will wreck that if I get the shot. She wore boots, yoga pants and a long sweater...perky boobs. All was good! A good Mom, good morals and seems to have a sexual side.

I like to see if they text first after the date, so I stood pat. She texted about 90 mins after it was over to say...Thank you for tonight!! It was so nice meeting you !! Figured the 4 exclamation marks was a good sign so I asked her out for a second date and we are hoping to go out again tomorrow if she can get a sitter. So pumped.

It was a good night gents!!!

 
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I've been cleaning vomit off of my sons crib and floor while getting yelled at by my wife for about 2 of the last 3 hours. I'll prob be up for good in about 4 hours.

Why any online dater would do anything besides keep nailing randoms is beyond me.

Bankerguy, what's your location?

 
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I've been cleaning vomit off of my sons crib and floor while getting yelled at by my wife for about 2 of the last 3 hours. I'll prob be up for good in about 4 hours.

Why any online dater would do anything besides keep nailing randoms is beyond me.

Bankerguy, what's your location?
Probably his house now.

 

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