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***Official*** FFA iDating Thread (6 Viewers)

So, I've been chatting with this one girl from Tinder who messaged me first with a compliment about my profile. We've been exchanging messages for a week or so, and she seems to be digging me. She's a tight-bodied social worker who is into yoga, concerts, and outdoor stuff. But it is kind of hard to get a read on exactly what she looks like because her face looks kind of different in each pic -- ranging from quite pretty to slightly above mediocre. So, while I'm prepared to be somewhat disappointed by her looks in real life, I figured that I might as well invite her out for a beer this week. She enthusiastically accepted, so I guess we will see how this goes down.
Pro tip: odds are good in real life she looks like her worst picture. Women are only going to post the most flattering of pics, which are usually not the norm in reality.
Yeah, I figured as much. This girl had three good photos when I was talking to her last week and then added two more today - one of which is pretty unflattering. But I've already laid too much solid foundation to abort the project now.

 
So, I've been chatting with this one girl from Tinder who messaged me first with a compliment about my profile. We've been exchanging messages for a week or so, and she seems to be digging me. She's a tight-bodied social worker who is into yoga, concerts, and outdoor stuff. But it is kind of hard to get a read on exactly what she looks like because her face looks kind of different in each pic -- ranging from quite pretty to slightly above mediocre. So, while I'm prepared to be somewhat disappointed by her looks in real life, I figured that I might as well invite her out for a beer this week. She enthusiastically accepted, so I guess we will see how this goes down.
Meet her at your favorite dive bar, arrive on an empty stomach, take two quick shots about 40 minutes before she's to arrive, then order a beer (not a light beer). Make sure the bar is within reasonable Uber distance. If she's a 5, she'll look like a 7 to you by the time she gets there. If she's disgusting, keep drinking. If not, switch to water and order some appetizers.
 
Agree with both Offdee and McGarnicle. She'll prob be closer to her ugly pictures than hotty pictures. I'd also get drunk and nail her if she was an uggo.

 
So I've been matched with this 36 year old on Tinder for a few months. Tinder used to have a function where you could post pics instantly. She used to post these sexy pics all the time. Then Tinder cut off that function. Now she just emails me pics. And today a nice video.

I can't figure out the catch here. She doesn't want to meet. She just likes sending the pics. Bored housewife? I don't know...

 
So I've been matched with this 36 year old on Tinder for a few months. Tinder used to have a function where you could post pics instantly. She used to post these sexy pics all the time. Then Tinder cut off that function. Now she just emails me pics. And today a nice video.

I can't figure out the catch here. She doesn't want to meet. She just likes sending the pics. Bored housewife? I don't know...
I have an uncanny ability to read the intent of people.
 
So, I just lined up another date for this weekend on Saturday night with an attractive 27 year old paralegal/law student. I'm going to a friend's "Dirty Santa" Christmas party on Saturday (which apparently involves a sex toy gift exchange), so I figure I will leave the party for a bit to meet up with her for a few drinks and then possibly take her back to the party with me if it goes well.

I still haven't even initiated a message with anyone from my Tinder harem yet. I feel like I'm bordering on max capacity already with just the girls that have messaged me first. I don't know how I am going to keep all of these stories straight. I guess I will tune up my dating game this weekend before messaging my hottest matches on there.

 
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Joe T said:
So I've been matched with this 36 year old on Tinder for a few months. Tinder used to have a function where you could post pics instantly. She used to post these sexy pics all the time. Then Tinder cut off that function. Now she just emails me pics. And today a nice video.

I can't figure out the catch here. She doesn't want to meet. She just likes sending the pics. Bored housewife? I don't know...
Probably a dude looking for some pictures of you.

 
Joe T said:
So I've been matched with this 36 year old on Tinder for a few months. Tinder used to have a function where you could post pics instantly. She used to post these sexy pics all the time. Then Tinder cut off that function. Now she just emails me pics. And today a nice video.

I can't figure out the catch here. She doesn't want to meet. She just likes sending the pics. Bored housewife? I don't know...
Probably a dude looking for some pictures of you.
Nah. I thought that too. But she takes requests on the pics... and responds quickly. I don't see a guy doing that.

 
Joe T said:
So I've been matched with this 36 year old on Tinder for a few months. Tinder used to have a function where you could post pics instantly. She used to post these sexy pics all the time. Then Tinder cut off that function. Now she just emails me pics. And today a nice video.

I can't figure out the catch here. She doesn't want to meet. She just likes sending the pics. Bored housewife? I don't know...
Probably a dude looking for some pictures of you.
Nah. I thought that too. But she takes requests on the pics... and responds quickly. I don't see a guy doing that.
Sounds to me like a bored, dissatisfied housewife that is looking for a thrill. Whether that thrill is merely sending erotic pics to strangers or getting banged by them remains to be seen.
 
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So, I just lined up another date for this weekend on Saturday night with an attractive 27 year old paralegal/law student. I'm going to a friend's "Dirty Santa" Christmas party on Saturday (which apparently involves a sex toy gift exchange), so I figure I will leave the party for a bit to meet up with her for a few drinks and then possibly take her back to the party with me if it goes well.

I still haven't even initiated a message with anyone from my Tinder harem yet. I feel like I'm bordering on max capacity already with just the girls that have messaged me first. I don't know how I am going to keep all of these stories straight. I guess I will tune up my dating game this weekend before messaging my hottest matches on there.
To what do you attribute your Tinder success to? You just that damn good looking?

 
Joe T said:
So I've been matched with this 36 year old on Tinder for a few months. Tinder used to have a function where you could post pics instantly. She used to post these sexy pics all the time. Then Tinder cut off that function. Now she just emails me pics. And today a nice video.

I can't figure out the catch here. She doesn't want to meet. She just likes sending the pics. Bored housewife? I don't know...
Probably a dude looking for some pictures of you.
Nah. I thought that too. But she takes requests on the pics... and responds quickly. I don't see a guy doing that.
Sounds to me like a bored, dissatisfied housewife that is looking for a thrill. Whether that thrill is merely sending erotic pics to strangers or getting banged by them remains to be seen.
Usually insecure chicks who need validation that they are still sexy/desirable will pull this kinda ####.

 
Going from memory (I ain't watching it again)...

Don't talk about sex first thing

Starting out with "What's up" is lame, ask a question that shows you read her profile

Don't have first date at a restaurant, make it casual (drinks, coffee)

Don't wait to long to ask her out on a date... I think she said 3 or 4 texts and it should be at that point.

Be decisive, not wishy wash, e.g. pick a restaurant. The implication was that confidence is good.

A lot of what she said reminded me of Offdee's date advice.

 
Going from memory (I ain't watching it again)...

Don't talk about sex first thing

Starting out with "What's up" is lame, ask a question that shows you read her profile

Don't have first date at a restaurant, make it casual (drinks, coffee)

Don't wait to long to ask her out on a date... I think she said 3 or 4 texts and it should be at that point.

Be decisive, not wishy wash, e.g. pick a restaurant. The implication was that confidence is good.

A lot of what she said reminded me of Offdee's date advice.
If she's a 5 or worse you ask her point blank in the app if she's into giving oral. A 6, ask if she'd like to pop over to your place to watch a movie. 7 or better, see advice above.
 
I feel like both of my dates over the weekend went alright, although neither ended with any :pickle: . I think I am learning from some rookie mistakes, though.

I thought the first one went pretty well, and the girl surprisingly looked much more like her good pictures than her bad picture. But I think I made a mistake by scheduling it too early in the night at 5:00 p.m. It was the last day of school for all of the teachers that she works with, so she ended up leaving after a couple hours to meet up with her coworkers for an end-of-the-year celebration.

I thought the second one went fairly well also, and the girl seemed pretty cool and fairly attractive. But I had left a really fun, intimate Christmas party that was loaded with hot girls from my hometown doing a white elephant sex toy gift exchange to meet up with a random Tinder girl, and I really just wanted to get back to the party without awkwardly bringing her back with me. I shouldn't have scheduled the date for the same night as that party. Another bad call by me.

Overall, I could feel like I could either "take it or leave it" with both of the girls. I would have definitely hooked up with both of them if given the opportunity, but I'm not sure that I feel particularly inspired to put in much more work with either. But I think I at least laid some decent foundation that could potentially pay off down the road.

 
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So, I just lined up another date for this weekend on Saturday night with an attractive 27 year old paralegal/law student. I'm going to a friend's "Dirty Santa" Christmas party on Saturday (which apparently involves a sex toy gift exchange), so I figure I will leave the party for a bit to meet up with her for a few drinks and then possibly take her back to the party with me if it goes well.

I still haven't even initiated a message with anyone from my Tinder harem yet. I feel like I'm bordering on max capacity already with just the girls that have messaged me first. I don't know how I am going to keep all of these stories straight. I guess I will tune up my dating game this weekend before messaging my hottest matches on there.
To what do you attribute your Tinder success to? You just that damn good looking?
I haven't converted anything yet, so it is probably premature to call it "success" at this point.

I think I'm relatively good looking -- probably somewhere between a 7 or 8. Attractive enough for most girls, but probably not so attractive that I'm pulling lots of girls on pure looks alone. I think the new Tinder setup where it automatically lists your occupation and colleges under your name probably helps me out a decent bit. I seem to be getting a lot of matches with career-oriented professionals who are interested in dating someone smart and accomplished. And there are just lots of single women on Tinder in my city.

 
So, I just joined another dating app called High There, which caters to cannabis enthusiasts. They just launched a mobile party bus in Denver called the Hopper, which will pick you up and allow you to legally smoke cannabis onboard with fellow members of the dating site as it drives around the city. And it's completely free -- all you have to do is show them that you have the app installed to board. I have to get weird on this hotbox party bus ASAP.

http://www.theverge.com/2015/12/17/10410640/high-there-denver-potheads-party-bus-uber

 
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Dating seems so easy now. Splash your pretty face online, make a witty profile, have a decent job and you're swimming in poon.

Good thing for wifey she keeps me happy.

 
I feel like both of my dates over the weekend went alright, although neither ended with any :pickle: . I think I am learning from some rookie mistakes, though.

I thought the first one went pretty well, and the girl surprisingly looked much more like her good pictures than her bad picture. But I think I made a mistake by scheduling it too early in the night at 5:00 p.m. It was the last day of school for all of the teachers that she works with, so she ended up leaving after a couple hours to meet up with her coworkers for an end-of-the-year celebration.

I thought the second one went fairly well also, and the girl seemed pretty cool and fairly attractive. But I had left a really fun, intimate Christmas party that was loaded with hot girls from my hometown doing a white elephant sex toy gift exchange to meet up with a random Tinder girl, and I really just wanted to get back to the party without awkwardly bringing her back with me. I shouldn't have scheduled the date for the same night as that party. Another bad call by me.

Overall, I could feel like I could either "take it or leave it" with both of the girls. I would have definitely hooked up with both of them if given the opportunity, but I'm not sure that I feel particularly inspired to put in much more work with either. But I think I at least laid some decent foundation that could potentially pay off down the road.
Dude, if those pics are yours and those women are single you ROYALLY messed up. I'm completely dumbfounded.
 
I feel like both of my dates over the weekend went alright, although neither ended with any :pickle: . I think I am learning from some rookie mistakes, though.

I thought the first one went pretty well, and the girl surprisingly looked much more like her good pictures than her bad picture. But I think I made a mistake by scheduling it too early in the night at 5:00 p.m. It was the last day of school for all of the teachers that she works with, so she ended up leaving after a couple hours to meet up with her coworkers for an end-of-the-year celebration.

I thought the second one went fairly well also, and the girl seemed pretty cool and fairly attractive. But I had left a really fun, intimate Christmas party that was loaded with hot girls from my hometown doing a white elephant sex toy gift exchange to meet up with a random Tinder girl, and I really just wanted to get back to the party without awkwardly bringing her back with me. I shouldn't have scheduled the date for the same night as that party. Another bad call by me.

Overall, I could feel like I could either "take it or leave it" with both of the girls. I would have definitely hooked up with both of them if given the opportunity, but I'm not sure that I feel particularly inspired to put in much more work with either. But I think I at least laid some decent foundation that could potentially pay off down the road.
Dude, if those pics are yours and those women are single you ROYALLY messed up. I'm completely dumbfounded.
:doh: I know, man. I'm pretty sure that all of the pictured girls were single, except for the tall blonde (#3). I just felt bad about canceling the Tinder date at the last minute once I was at the party. I was only away from the party for like an hour and a half or so, and I ended up going out with that whole crew of hot girls until after 2:00 AM that night. But I really missed out on some crucial time that I could have working some game at the party. I at least feel like I made some solid connections with those girls (a few have already added me on Facebook) and was able to build upon the friendships with the girls that I already knew from my hometown (#1 and #3).

My ranking - 3, 1, 2, 4

 
I feel like both of my dates over the weekend went alright, although neither ended with any :pickle: . I think I am learning from some rookie mistakes, though.

I thought the first one went pretty well, and the girl surprisingly looked much more like her good pictures than her bad picture. But I think I made a mistake by scheduling it too early in the night at 5:00 p.m. It was the last day of school for all of the teachers that she works with, so she ended up leaving after a couple hours to meet up with her coworkers for an end-of-the-year celebration.

I thought the second one went fairly well also, and the girl seemed pretty cool and fairly attractive. But I had left a really fun, intimate Christmas party that was loaded with hot girls from my hometown doing a white elephant sex toy gift exchange to meet up with a random Tinder girl, and I really just wanted to get back to the party without awkwardly bringing her back with me. I shouldn't have scheduled the date for the same night as that party. Another bad call by me.

Overall, I could feel like I could either "take it or leave it" with both of the girls. I would have definitely hooked up with both of them if given the opportunity, but I'm not sure that I feel particularly inspired to put in much more work with either. But I think I at least laid some decent foundation that could potentially pay off down the road.
Dude, if those pics are yours and those women are single you ROYALLY messed up. I'm completely dumbfounded.
:doh: I know, man. I'm pretty sure that all of the pictured girls were single, except for the tall blonde (#3). I just felt bad about canceling the Tinder date at the last minute once I was at the party. I was only away from the party for like an hour and a half or so, and I ended up going out with that whole crew of hot girls until after 2:00 AM that night. But I really missed out on some crucial time that I could have working some game at the party. I at least feel like I made some solid connections with those girls (a few have already added me on Facebook) and was able to build upon the friendships with the girls that I already knew from my hometown (#1 and #3).

My ranking - 3, 1, 2, 4
And it was a sex toy gift exchange party?!?! Probably not a dry seat in the house. Huge opportunity missed!

 
I messed around on Tinder over my Christmas vacation in a mid-sized Midwestern city and a major Southern metropolis. I was curious about the local talent and figured it would be a good opportunity to experiment with some various opening messages. My general opening message strategy was to read their profile and check out their associated Instagram account, reference some sort of common connection or interest between us, try to throw a lighthearted joke in there, maybe compliment their dog (always a safe bet), and give them some question to answer that was related to something in their profile. I think the strategy generally worked quite well, as I got a high rate of response from my matches. Below are some examples of the girls I matched with over my vacation -- the majority of which I exchanged at least a few messages with:

23-year old hair stylist

21-year old model/aspiring law student

25-year old babe

28-year old chemistry grad student

25-year old blonde-haired, blue-eyed hottie

29-year old educator

23-year old medical assistant

29-year old physician

23-year old program manager

27-year old administrative assistant

19-year old college student

22-year old exotic Instagram model with 100k followers

I just didn't really have the opportunity to meet up with any of them because I was busy doing stuff with my family over Christmas and then I was hanging out with a girl down South who is very hot and who I have a sexual history with that goes back to 2003. I at least feel good that my opening message game was pretty successful and that all those girls seem like they would at least consider banging me. It inspired me to start being proactive with my hometown matches.

 
I messed around on Tinder over my Christmas vacation in a mid-sized Midwestern city and a major Southern metropolis. I was curious about the local talent and figured it would be a good opportunity to experiment with some various opening messages. My general opening message strategy was to read their profile and check out their associated Instagram account, reference some sort of common connection or interest between us, try to throw a lighthearted joke in there, maybe compliment their dog (always a safe bet), and give them some question to answer that was related to something in their profile. I think the strategy generally worked quite well, as I got a high rate of response from my matches. Below are some examples of the girls I matched with over my vacation -- the majority of which I exchanged at least a few messages with:23-year old hair stylist21-year old model/aspiring law student25-year old babe28-year old chemistry grad student25-year old blonde-haired, blue-eyed hottie29-year old educator23-year old medical assistant29-year old physician23-year old program manager27-year old administrative assistant19-year old college student22-year old exotic Instagram model with 100k followers

I just didn't really have the opportunity to meet up with any of them because I was busy doing stuff with my family over Christmas and then I was hanging out with a girl down South who is very hot and who I have a sexual history with that goes back to 2003. I at least feel good that my opening message game was pretty successful and that all those girls seem like they would at least consider banging me. It inspired me to start being proactive with my hometown matches.
Please bang all of them and provide detailed notes, TIA.
 
You are either a lot better looking than you let on or have some quality pics in your profile.

Most of those chicks are top 5% in the tinder universe and are getting swiped right/messaged by every dude on the app. If they are matching with you and messaging you then you are a 1%er. Congrats.

Based on this limited sample of interest from the quality tinder chicks (looks, age, professions) you will have ##### lined up for days if you put the effort in.

It is easy to hook up with the over 30, single moms, tatted up, or chunky crowd on tinder. Getting matches and responses from young hot things in the saturated 2015 online dating market is a different ball game.

Thanks for reviving this thread and keep us updated.

Also, I didn't see if you had mentioned it, but do you have any tips for tinder pics and bio? Whatever you are using is working well.

 
My general opening message strategy was to read their profile and check out their associated Instagram account, reference some sort of common connection or interest between us, try to throw a lighthearted joke in there, maybe compliment their dog (always a safe bet), and give them some question to answer that was related to something in their profile. I think the strategy generally worked quite well, as I got a high rate of response from my matches.
By doing this you're already ahead of 95% of guys.

 
You are either a lot better looking than you let on or have some quality pics in your profile.

Also, I didn't see if you had mentioned it, but do you have any tips for tinder pics and bio? Whatever you are using is working well.
Probably a really good looking guy.

I think I'm relatively good looking -- probably somewhere between a 7 or 8. Attractive enough for most girls, but probably not so attractive that I'm pulling lots of girls on pure looks alone.
 
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It is easy to hook up with the over 30, single moms, tatted up, or chunky crowd on tinder.
These are the ones I'd be slamming left and right. Poon for no effort? Sign me up. These are the chicks who will pick you up for dinner so you can get drunk, split the check, take you home to bang, let you finish in the mouth and then leave. Need a ride to the airport? No problem.I don't blame you guys for chasing the really hot ones, but it's just so much more effort. Then if you get serious, you're worrying about every guy out there trying to bang her, and of course she feels entitled because she's so hot. Flowers, jewelry, it never ends. Now if you can find a really hot one with low self esteem -- jackpot.

 
You are either a lot better looking than you let on or have some quality pics in your profile.

Most of those chicks are top 5% in the tinder universe and are getting swiped right/messaged by every dude on the app. If they are matching with you and messaging you then you are a 1%er. Congrats.

Based on this limited sample of interest from the quality tinder chicks (looks, age, professions) you will have ##### lined up for days if you put the effort in.

It is easy to hook up with the over 30, single moms, tatted up, or chunky crowd on tinder. Getting matches and responses from young hot things in the saturated 2015 online dating market is a different ball game.

Thanks for reviving this thread and keep us updated.

Also, I didn't see if you had mentioned it, but do you have any tips for tinder pics and bio? Whatever you are using is working well.
Thanks for the vote of confidence. I still haven't really put any effort into any of these Tinder girls, as I've had a few hot girls that I know from real life come out of the woodwork lately. Right now, I'm trying to avoid to getting locked down in another relationship, so that I can take full advantage of this ##### queue.

My overall strategy with my pictures has been to have a few good face shots and a few pictures that depict me doing various fun and adventurous activities. My main profile picture is a good professionally-taken face shot of me wearing a suit at a wedding where I was a groomsman. I figure that it is probably good to have a high resolution main profile picture and that girls tend to get turned on by men in suits. My other pictures are: (1) a body shot of me on top of a mountain in a National Park with an epic backdrop; (2) a face shot of me snuggling my face across the top of my dog's head; (3) a picture of me with a couple male friends, which is cropped so that I am the clear center and focus of the picture; (4) a picture of me in snowboarding gear at the summit of a mountain; and (5) a picture of me at an Outkast concert wearing a Braves hat at a music festival. My hope is that the pictures convey that I am a fun, interesting, dynamic person that can go from wearing a suit as a business professional, to climbing a mountain as an outdoor adventurer, to raging at a music festival. I think the picture with my dog is clutch, as many girls will probably swipe right for cute dogs alone, not to mention that it conveys that you are a loving person who is responsible enough to care for another life. I also tried to highlight my well-manicured beard in several pictures, as beards project a sense of masculinity and strength that girls seem to dig.

I think my profile is actually kind of boring right now, but it is designed to achieve the same type of goals I described above in short readable phrases. Here is what my profile currently says:

"Attorney. Outdoor adventurer. Concert junkie. Foodie. 6'0" athlete. Amateur chef and pitmaster. Certified non-creeper. Freethinker. Aficionado of craft beer, barbecue, and underground hip hop. Aspiring dog massage therapist."

The "certified non-creeper" line has actually inspired the most messages from my matches. I've gotten several messages from girls asking where I got my non-creeper certification from or saying that they were hooked by that line. I usually respond with some line about me not sending any unsolicited **** pics, which plays a dual function of assuring them that I am not a creeper while simultaneously getting them thinking about my ####. Win-win.

I probably need to work on adding more witty or funny phrases to my profile. I think a girl is far more open to you if you can make them laugh by reading your profile. I'm open to any suggestions.

 
It is easy to hook up with the over 30, single moms, tatted up, or chunky crowd on tinder.
These are the ones I'd be slamming left and right. Poon for no effort? Sign me up. These are the chicks who will pick you up for dinner so you can get drunk, split the check, take you home to bang, let you finish in the mouth and then leave. Need a ride to the airport? No problem.I don't blame you guys for chasing the really hot ones, but it's just so much more effort. Then if you get serious, you're worrying about every guy out there trying to bang her, and of course she feels entitled because she's so hot. Flowers, jewelry, it never ends. Now if you can find a really hot one with low self esteem -- jackpot.
I know where to find them, I'm prob not earning any points with the man upstairs, but eating disorder forums are the jackpot here.
 
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It is easy to hook up with the over 30, single moms, tatted up, or chunky crowd on tinder.
These are the ones I'd be slamming left and right. Poon for no effort? Sign me up. These are the chicks who will pick you up for dinner so you can get drunk, split the check, take you home to bang, let you finish in the mouth and then leave. Need a ride to the airport? No problem.I don't blame you guys for chasing the really hot ones, but it's just so much more effort. Then if you get serious, you're worrying about every guy out there trying to bang her, and of course she feels entitled because she's so hot. Flowers, jewelry, it never ends. Now if you can find a really hot one with low self esteem -- jackpot.
Hot girls with low self-esteem can be some of the craziest of the entire bunch...trust me. The top right corner of the hot vs. crazy graph is a dangerous place to be.

 

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