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***Official*** FFA iDating Thread (2 Viewers)

it actually would be creepy in IM...in the thread its just me hitting on her...
Yeah, but in IM we wouldn't be subjected to it...Also, you apparently cannot take a hint...Note that I have responded to your pathetic pleadings more than she has...And sorry GB, but you just ain't my type...
:thumbdown: damnit, and it was all just a ploy for me to try and get you, too... :kicksrock:
 
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keys get out of the shark pool and set this up.
:lmao:You guys are awesome.
thats it?thats all we get? :lmao:
Pretty much.Tell you what...if I'm still talking to her come my birthday, we'll all go out after your charity party and you can use all the shtick you want then.
sigh:lmao:just think what a hero you could be when you Keyk Myaths
:)Oh, and /in before the "Keyk Myaths" alias.
 
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Thinking of calling Milwaukee girl tomorrow night to say hi...but I rarely do that. I want to let her know I'm still interested, but I really don't feel like going there this weekend. What's the play here?
call.set up date.tell stryker and I where you will be. We will follow you, do some bizarre things to make the date awkward, i will even take a punch in the name of future FFA shtick, we will take pictures for the ffa and at any moment if you need to be bailed out, boom we are there. We can call in a bomb threat or something. we can also hold up signs behind you with what to say. I see no downside here.Do it.
:thumbup:I love this thread!
 
Second one: the guy requested fast-track and I said fine; he sent me his e-mail address, and I told him I'd send a message when I had a chance. So I did (one day later, which is very fast for me), and then got three messages from him in succession. The first was inviting me to gmail chat. The second:

Krista,It would be a lie to not tell you that I have been waiting a bit for your email. When I read your profile, it was a bit comical, considering you were matched-up with your ex in your prior stinct with eHarmony. I am attracted to educated, professional and "worldy" women in general and it is no wonder, I reached out to you. Thank you for your compliments. I do believe in giving especially to my partner to be and loved ones in my family and people in general. I was not always like this. I have been selfish, arrogant and self-centered. Then my son came along, divorce happened, and I simply grew-up. If you want honesty, this is it. My job - I am an enterprise software sales manager for a software company based out of San Diego and I am here in Chicago. I work with a well known entrepreneur and my role is primarily to sell, plan and strategize our products and position our ecosystem vision and articulate it to fortune 500 companies. I many ways, I shape the market especially with complex web applications. I do complex deals and work with cios and coos of companies like ADP, reynolds, Sabre, JP Morgan, etc. I also deal with Software as a Service market companies who are in business to provide real time on demand solutions to other companies.My son is Tristan. Matter of fact, he is sitting and watching cartoons. He is a darling. I love my boy. We do a lot of thigns together. Might be worth talking about him on the phone. My Divine Mother ... She is my Mother and guiding light. Please visit this site below...www.sriaurobindosociety.org.inI just bought my first condo. Here are some sample pics. I invited you to join gmail and there is an instant chat there and we can communicate through.
The third:
Krista,Just to make sure we are on the same page...sharing information about you; just simply share openly whatever you want me to know and ask away any questions and I will answer them. I like to try open, honest and straightforward approach...Along the way, a touch of romance might add spice to the conversation - even emails.Cheers,
:blush: :hophead:
Having not responded to those e-mails, I received a fourth one today:
I am hoping that you are alive and fine. please email me when you have a moment and we can communicate. better yet, call me. i am interested in speaking with you and learning and listening to you. Krista, have a good day.
;)
 
Second one: the guy requested fast-track and I said fine; he sent me his e-mail address, and I told him I'd send a message when I had a chance. So I did (one day later, which is very fast for me), and then got three messages from him in succession. The first was inviting me to gmail chat. The second:

Krista,It would be a lie to not tell you that I have been waiting a bit for your email. When I read your profile, it was a bit comical, considering you were matched-up with your ex in your prior stinct with eHarmony. I am attracted to educated, professional and "worldy" women in general and it is no wonder, I reached out to you. Thank you for your compliments. I do believe in giving especially to my partner to be and loved ones in my family and people in general. I was not always like this. I have been selfish, arrogant and self-centered. Then my son came along, divorce happened, and I simply grew-up. If you want honesty, this is it. My job - I am an enterprise software sales manager for a software company based out of San Diego and I am here in Chicago. I work with a well known entrepreneur and my role is primarily to sell, plan and strategize our products and position our ecosystem vision and articulate it to fortune 500 companies. I many ways, I shape the market especially with complex web applications. I do complex deals and work with cios and coos of companies like ADP, reynolds, Sabre, JP Morgan, etc. I also deal with Software as a Service market companies who are in business to provide real time on demand solutions to other companies.My son is Tristan. Matter of fact, he is sitting and watching cartoons. He is a darling. I love my boy. We do a lot of thigns together. Might be worth talking about him on the phone. My Divine Mother ... She is my Mother and guiding light. Please visit this site below...www.sriaurobindosociety.org.inI just bought my first condo. Here are some sample pics. I invited you to join gmail and there is an instant chat there and we can communicate through.
The third:
Krista,Just to make sure we are on the same page...sharing information about you; just simply share openly whatever you want me to know and ask away any questions and I will answer them. I like to try open, honest and straightforward approach...Along the way, a touch of romance might add spice to the conversation - even emails.Cheers,
:suds: :popcorn:
Having not responded to those e-mails, I received a fourth one today:
I am hoping that you are alive and fine. please email me when you have a moment and we can communicate. better yet, call me. i am interested in speaking with you and learning and listening to you. Krista, have a good day.
:pics:
Dear Krista,I hope you are alive. If you are not, please disregard this post.Sincerely, TU
 
Had a friend cancel our plans for this evening, so just to show that I am committed to the iDating thread, I tried to get one of these guys to meet for drinks this evening. Meeting him at 7 pm. Hoping that much thread-worthy hilarity will ensue, but at least I'll get to sit outside on a beautiful night and have some wine. Always a possibility that I'll have to utilize my patented "get rid of him by becoming a complete and utter ##### so that he thinks he's better off not seeing me again" system. Will report back.Oh, and :goodposting: .ETA: Geez, now I have to figure out what to wear. I hate this stuff.
This seems to be the ladies I am taking out lately (I know this isn't the real you Krista). Is there a www.greysanatomysgirls.com where all the girls post about their i.dating? I might be turning into Otis. :shudder: with my recent lack of success.
This would be AWESOME if we could find a thread from the female perspective.Someone smarter than me: DO THIS.
Um, thought that's what I was here for and the reason I signed up again. :mellow:
I'm also female. At least last time I checked. :)
 
Had a friend cancel our plans for this evening, so just to show that I am committed to the iDating thread, I tried to get one of these guys to meet for drinks this evening. Meeting him at 7 pm. Hoping that much thread-worthy hilarity will ensue, but at least I'll get to sit outside on a beautiful night and have some wine. Always a possibility that I'll have to utilize my patented "get rid of him by becoming a complete and utter ##### so that he thinks he's better off not seeing me again" system. Will report back.Oh, and :gang2: .ETA: Geez, now I have to figure out what to wear. I hate this stuff.
This seems to be the ladies I am taking out lately (I know this isn't the real you Krista). Is there a www.greysanatomysgirls.com where all the girls post about their i.dating? I might be turning into Otis. :shudder: with my recent lack of success.
This would be AWESOME if we could find a thread from the female perspective.Someone smarter than me: DO THIS.
Um, thought that's what I was here for and the reason I signed up again. :angry:
I'm also female. At least last time I checked. :suds:
Yes, but you're going back and forth with guys. (and are much smarter/less crazy than the average iDating chick)I want to see what the female population, left to its own devices, is thinking.
 
Had a friend cancel our plans for this evening, so just to show that I am committed to the iDating thread, I tried to get one of these guys to meet for drinks this evening. Meeting him at 7 pm. Hoping that much thread-worthy hilarity will ensue, but at least I'll get to sit outside on a beautiful night and have some wine. Always a possibility that I'll have to utilize my patented "get rid of him by becoming a complete and utter ##### so that he thinks he's better off not seeing me again" system. Will report back.Oh, and :angry: .ETA: Geez, now I have to figure out what to wear. I hate this stuff.
This seems to be the ladies I am taking out lately (I know this isn't the real you Krista). Is there a www.greysanatomysgirls.com where all the girls post about their i.dating? I might be turning into Otis. :shudder: with my recent lack of success.
This would be AWESOME if we could find a thread from the female perspective.Someone smarter than me: DO THIS.
Um, thought that's what I was here for and the reason I signed up again. :suds:
I'm also female. At least last time I checked. :pics:
Yes, but you're going back and forth with guys. (and are much smarter/less crazy than the average iDating chick)I want to see what the female population, left to its own devices, is thinking.
:gang2: we want to know WTF the psycho chicks are thinking...
 
Second one: the guy requested fast-track and I said fine; he sent me his e-mail address, and I told him I'd send a message when I had a chance. So I did (one day later, which is very fast for me), and then got three messages from him in succession. The first was inviting me to gmail chat. The second:

Krista,It would be a lie to not tell you that I have been waiting a bit for your email. When I read your profile, it was a bit comical, considering you were matched-up with your ex in your prior stinct with eHarmony. I am attracted to educated, professional and "worldy" women in general and it is no wonder, I reached out to you. Thank you for your compliments. I do believe in giving especially to my partner to be and loved ones in my family and people in general. I was not always like this. I have been selfish, arrogant and self-centered. Then my son came along, divorce happened, and I simply grew-up. If you want honesty, this is it. My job - I am an enterprise software sales manager for a software company based out of San Diego and I am here in Chicago. I work with a well known entrepreneur and my role is primarily to sell, plan and strategize our products and position our ecosystem vision and articulate it to fortune 500 companies. I many ways, I shape the market especially with complex web applications. I do complex deals and work with cios and coos of companies like ADP, reynolds, Sabre, JP Morgan, etc. I also deal with Software as a Service market companies who are in business to provide real time on demand solutions to other companies.My son is Tristan. Matter of fact, he is sitting and watching cartoons. He is a darling. I love my boy. We do a lot of thigns together. Might be worth talking about him on the phone. My Divine Mother ... She is my Mother and guiding light. Please visit this site below...www.sriaurobindosociety.org.inI just bought my first condo. Here are some sample pics. I invited you to join gmail and there is an instant chat there and we can communicate through.
The third:
Krista,Just to make sure we are on the same page...sharing information about you; just simply share openly whatever you want me to know and ask away any questions and I will answer them. I like to try open, honest and straightforward approach...Along the way, a touch of romance might add spice to the conversation - even emails.Cheers,
:yes: :lmao:
Having not responded to those e-mails, I received a fourth one today:
I am hoping that you are alive and fine. please email me when you have a moment and we can communicate. better yet, call me. i am interested in speaking with you and learning and listening to you. Krista, have a good day.
:loco:
wow, you HAVE to go out with this guy and wear a wire.
 
I am hoping that you are alive and fine. please email me when you have a moment and we can communicate. better yet, call me. i am interested in speaking with you and learning and listening to you. Krista, have a good day.
:lmao: What do you get mix Larry, Woz, and Otis' texting?See above.
 
Woz, you going to actually tell us what happened?
I didn't blow it three nights in a row.
Neither did Otis, may want to see a doctor about that.
OK, I didn't "Woz it up" three nights in a row.
best two out of three?
i'd call it a sweep
Define not blowing it - they actually picked up the phone when you called them the next day? Or even better? :bowtie:
 
Woz, quit being a little ##### and tell us what happened.TIA.
Don't want to ruin the image that Woz can't succeed
Enough with the Woz pity party...We want to hear about Woz, the destroyer of worlds...
:thumbup:It was a successful weekend. Finally felt "at ease" for the first time in awhile.
:unsure:you just don't wanna admit you wozzed everything up again...you know if you really didn't woz it up you would have told us how you didn't woz it up after each date you had...Besides which, we all know you tell us BEFORE you have a date that you have a date, so where in the world was our pre-notification of Woz getting dates???
 
What's with this coz Woz BS? Seriously, a lot of people have gone out of their way to give you advice and help you regain yoru confidence and stop being such a maxipad wearing #####. The least you can do is share you success story without acting like you're suddenly too good for the thread.

 
Second one: the guy requested fast-track and I said fine; he sent me his e-mail address, and I told him I'd send a message when I had a chance. So I did (one day later, which is very fast for me), and then got three messages from him in succession. The first was inviting me to gmail chat. The second:

Krista,It would be a lie to not tell you that I have been waiting a bit for your email. When I read your profile, it was a bit comical, considering you were matched-up with your ex in your prior stinct with eHarmony. I am attracted to educated, professional and "worldy" women in general and it is no wonder, I reached out to you. Thank you for your compliments. I do believe in giving especially to my partner to be and loved ones in my family and people in general. I was not always like this. I have been selfish, arrogant and self-centered. Then my son came along, divorce happened, and I simply grew-up. If you want honesty, this is it. My job - I am an enterprise software sales manager for a software company based out of San Diego and I am here in Chicago. I work with a well known entrepreneur and my role is primarily to sell, plan and strategize our products and position our ecosystem vision and articulate it to fortune 500 companies. I many ways, I shape the market especially with complex web applications. I do complex deals and work with cios and coos of companies like ADP, reynolds, Sabre, JP Morgan, etc. I also deal with Software as a Service market companies who are in business to provide real time on demand solutions to other companies.My son is Tristan. Matter of fact, he is sitting and watching cartoons. He is a darling. I love my boy. We do a lot of thigns together. Might be worth talking about him on the phone. My Divine Mother ... She is my Mother and guiding light. Please visit this site below...www.sriaurobindosociety.org.inI just bought my first condo. Here are some sample pics. I invited you to join gmail and there is an instant chat there and we can communicate through.
The third:
Krista,Just to make sure we are on the same page...sharing information about you; just simply share openly whatever you want me to know and ask away any questions and I will answer them. I like to try open, honest and straightforward approach...Along the way, a touch of romance might add spice to the conversation - even emails.Cheers,
:angry: :goodposting:
Having not responded to those e-mails, I received a fourth one today:
I am hoping that you are alive and fine. please email me when you have a moment and we can communicate. better yet, call me. i am interested in speaking with you and learning and listening to you. Krista, have a good day.
:loco:
"in" before someone starts a poll asking who is worse at the whole idating thing - this guy or woz
 
What's with this coz Woz BS? Seriously, a lot of people have gone out of their way to give you advice and help you regain yoru confidence and stop being such a maxipad wearing #####. The least you can do is share you success story without acting like you're suddenly too good for the thread.
That's not my intent. While I don't mind sharing disasters or funny stories, I want to be modest about the other stuff. I also have an ispy concern here (which hopefully is no longer around, but who knows). But the gist is that I had B and M success with girls I go to school with on Thursday and Friday. Saturday went out with the hotornot girl. We had dinner, moved to the bar, closed the bar, and then some. I now have three girls to contact the next few days and two have already contacted me. I guess the info pertinent to this thread would be the discussion I had w/ hotornot girl about idating. We both shared our psycho stories - she mainly gets the clingy guys who want to move in after a week and have begun stalking her. Pretty obvious the play here, if I want to see her again, is to seem as busy and uninterested as possible. I will note that it seems like the most successful site for me is hotornot. I think it's this way because most of my "double-matches" on there were girls who clicked on me first, so me double-clicking then sending them messages is exactly what they want. Also seems to have the most cuties too.
 
Woz, quit being a little ##### and tell us what happened.TIA.
Don't want to ruin the image that Woz can't succeed
Enough with the Woz pity party...We want to hear about Woz, the destroyer of worlds...
:angry:It was a successful weekend. Finally felt "at ease" for the first time in awhile.
:loco:you just don't wanna admit you wozzed everything up again...you know if you really didn't woz it up you would have told us how you didn't woz it up after each date you had...Besides which, we all know you tell us BEFORE you have a date that you have a date, so where in the world was our pre-notification of Woz getting dates???
Said like a week ago I had a date with the hotornot chick. :goodposting:Also didn't check into this site for like 4 days.
 
What's with this coz Woz BS? Seriously, a lot of people have gone out of their way to give you advice and help you regain yoru confidence and stop being such a maxipad wearing #####. The least you can do is share you success story without acting like you're suddenly too good for the thread.
That's not my intent. While I don't mind sharing disasters or funny stories, I want to be modest about the other stuff. I also have an ispy concern here (which hopefully is no longer around, but who knows). But the gist is that I had B and M success with girls I go to school with on Thursday and Friday. Saturday went out with the hotornot girl. We had dinner, moved to the bar, closed the bar, and then some. I now have three girls to contact the next few days and two have already contacted me. I guess the info pertinent to this thread would be the discussion I had w/ hotornot girl about idating. We both shared our psycho stories - she mainly gets the clingy guys who want to move in after a week and have begun stalking her. Pretty obvious the play here, if I want to see her again, is to seem as busy and uninterested as possible. I will note that it seems like the most successful site for me is hotornot. I think it's this way because most of my "double-matches" on there were girls who clicked on me first, so me double-clicking then sending them messages is exactly what they want. Also seems to have the most cuties too.
ever think maybe girls looking for dates on hotornot = easy??I mean, maybe I'm wierd but that is the last place on the Internet I would consider looking for dates at...
 
Dear Krista,I hope you are alive. If you are not, please disregard this post.Sincerely, TU
:D Perhaps he will at least get a good story out of this, about the time he started communicating with someone on eHarmony who died before they had a chance to talk. :P
please let me reply to him as your friend and say you have passed.
:lmao: Oh god that's tempting.
DO IT!!
 
What's with this coz Woz BS? Seriously, a lot of people have gone out of their way to give you advice and help you regain yoru confidence and stop being such a maxipad wearing #####. The least you can do is share you success story without acting like you're suddenly too good for the thread.
That's not my intent. While I don't mind sharing disasters or funny stories, I want to be modest about the other stuff. I also have an ispy concern here (which hopefully is no longer around, but who knows). But the gist is that I had B and M success with girls I go to school with on Thursday and Friday. Saturday went out with the hotornot girl. We had dinner, moved to the bar, closed the bar, and then some. I now have three girls to contact the next few days and two have already contacted me. I guess the info pertinent to this thread would be the discussion I had w/ hotornot girl about idating. We both shared our psycho stories - she mainly gets the clingy guys who want to move in after a week and have begun stalking her. Pretty obvious the play here, if I want to see her again, is to seem as busy and uninterested as possible. I will note that it seems like the most successful site for me is hotornot. I think it's this way because most of my "double-matches" on there were girls who clicked on me first, so me double-clicking then sending them messages is exactly what they want. Also seems to have the most cuties too.
ever think maybe girls looking for dates on hotornot = easy??I mean, maybe I'm wierd but that is the last place on the Internet I would consider looking for dates at...
yes, larry, they're easy - anyone could have dated the chicks i have from there. After all, there's got to be some legitimate outside reason Woz has success because we all know that isn't possible on its own. :no:
 
What's with this coz Woz BS? Seriously, a lot of people have gone out of their way to give you advice and help you regain yoru confidence and stop being such a maxipad wearing #####. The least you can do is share you success story without acting like you're suddenly too good for the thread.
That's not my intent. While I don't mind sharing disasters or funny stories, I want to be modest about the other stuff. I also have an ispy concern here (which hopefully is no longer around, but who knows). But the gist is that I had B and M success with girls I go to school with on Thursday and Friday. Saturday went out with the hotornot girl. We had dinner, moved to the bar, closed the bar, and then some. I now have three girls to contact the next few days and two have already contacted me. I guess the info pertinent to this thread would be the discussion I had w/ hotornot girl about idating. We both shared our psycho stories - she mainly gets the clingy guys who want to move in after a week and have begun stalking her. Pretty obvious the play here, if I want to see her again, is to seem as busy and uninterested as possible. I will note that it seems like the most successful site for me is hotornot. I think it's this way because most of my "double-matches" on there were girls who clicked on me first, so me double-clicking then sending them messages is exactly what they want. Also seems to have the most cuties too.
ever think maybe girls looking for dates on hotornot = easy??I mean, maybe I'm wierd but that is the last place on the Internet I would consider looking for dates at...
yes, larry, they're easy - anyone could have dated the chicks i have from there. After all, there's got to be some legitimate outside reason Woz has success because we all know that isn't possible on its own. :shock:
:lmao:Defensive Woz is entertaining.Ease up, gb.
 
What's with this coz Woz BS? Seriously, a lot of people have gone out of their way to give you advice and help you regain yoru confidence and stop being such a maxipad wearing #####. The least you can do is share you success story without acting like you're suddenly too good for the thread.
That's not my intent. While I don't mind sharing disasters or funny stories, I want to be modest about the other stuff. I also have an ispy concern here (which hopefully is no longer around, but who knows). But the gist is that I had B and M success with girls I go to school with on Thursday and Friday. Saturday went out with the hotornot girl. We had dinner, moved to the bar, closed the bar, and then some. I now have three girls to contact the next few days and two have already contacted me. I guess the info pertinent to this thread would be the discussion I had w/ hotornot girl about idating. We both shared our psycho stories - she mainly gets the clingy guys who want to move in after a week and have begun stalking her. Pretty obvious the play here, if I want to see her again, is to seem as busy and uninterested as possible. I will note that it seems like the most successful site for me is hotornot. I think it's this way because most of my "double-matches" on there were girls who clicked on me first, so me double-clicking then sending them messages is exactly what they want. Also seems to have the most cuties too.
ever think maybe girls looking for dates on hotornot = easy??I mean, maybe I'm wierd but that is the last place on the Internet I would consider looking for dates at...
yes, larry, they're easy - anyone could have dated the chicks i have from there. After all, there's got to be some legitimate outside reason Woz has success because we all know that isn't possible on its own. :lmao:
:lmao:Defensive Woz is entertaining.Ease up, gb.
:shock: I wasn't trying to be insulting on any level when I said that...
 
Thinking of calling Milwaukee girl tomorrow night to say hi...but I rarely do that. I want to let her know I'm still interested, but I really don't feel like going there this weekend. What's the play here?
I know this was like 100 posts ago, but never got serious advice here.
 
Thinking of calling Milwaukee girl tomorrow night to say hi...but I rarely do that. I want to let her know I'm still interested, but I really don't feel like going there this weekend. What's the play here?
I know this was like 100 posts ago, but never got serious advice here.
if you think there is potential for something here, call her and go for it...you act like Milwaukee to Madison is a cross-country drive...
 

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