***OFFICIAL*** FFA MLB Draft (2 Viewers)

[Bogart]

Funkley takes Don Newcombe - P

 

[Nipsey]

My 25th Round pick will also be a homer pick - but a homer pick that fills a need very well. I wont be winning many win shares or HoF points with the choice, but a lefty off the bench that has these career numbers:

4th Career Hits/9 Innings

13th Highest K's/9 Innings

53rd Highest WHIP

One of my all time favorite Mets - if only games were 6 innings long, top 10 CY vote getter and two time All Star and the perfect guy to get a strike out with a man on second, late in a game...

El Sid. Sid Fernandez. LHP

3.36 ERA

8.4 Ks/9

6.85 Hits/9 Inn

10.30 WHIP

There are better picthers out there, but not a better pitcher (lefty at that) at getting guys out, and getting a strike out. Perfect for late game situations.

Additional accomplishments:

2x All Star

2x Top 10 ERA

3x Top 5 WHIP (53 Career Overall)

3x Hits/9Inn Leader - 6x Top 4

1x K's/9 Inn Leader - 5 Times top 2! (6 times top 3)

If this pick doesn't reek of Sim fishing, I don't know what does.

 

[Kraft...]

Torn between a couple pitchers one Righty and one Lefty, crunched the numbers, flipped multiple coins and did a best out of 51 Rock Paper Scissors the results being. . .

With the 13th pick of round 25 the Curse Reversing Idiots Select. . .

25.13 Hooks Wiltse - LHP

#36 Career ERA

#39 Career (BB + H)/9IP

8 seasons in top 5 saves

5 seasons top 5 Games Finished

6 seasons with 110+ Adjusted ERA

Threw a No Hitter 1906

Definitely a Contender for the MLB all time name squad

A Lefty that can fill any roll in the Pen from spot starting to closing. Happy to have him aboard.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

PS. If someone could clue me into whatever trap I am setting, that would be appreciated.tia

Seriously, if I were you I keep the chatter to a minimum unless you're looking for full out Jihad. You know what you've done.

(does that mean yes to ribs, or no to ribs?)

THERE WILL BE NO RIBS.

What about fajitas? They have fajitas there.

THERE WILL BE NO FOOD OF ANY KIND.

What kind of two bit operation are they running over there? You do a Chili's shoot and NO FOOD?Lame.

 

[Koya]

My 25th Round pick will also be a homer pick - but a homer pick that fills a need very well. I wont be winning many win shares or HoF points with the choice, but a lefty off the bench that has these career numbers:

4th Career Hits/9 Innings

13th Highest K's/9 Innings

53rd Highest WHIP

One of my all time favorite Mets - if only games were 6 innings long, top 10 CY vote getter and two time All Star and the perfect guy to get a strike out with a man on second, late in a game...

El Sid. Sid Fernandez. LHP

3.36 ERA

8.4 Ks/9

6.85 Hits/9 Inn

10.30 WHIP

There are better picthers out there, but not a better pitcher (lefty at that) at getting guys out, and getting a strike out. Perfect for late game situations.

Additional accomplishments:

2x All Star

2x Top 10 ERA

3x Top 5 WHIP (53 Career Overall)

3x Hits/9Inn Leader - 6x Top 4

1x K's/9 Inn Leader - 5 Times top 2! (6 times top 3)

If this pick doesn't wreak of Sim fishing, I don't know what does.

Not sim fishing at all. Im a Mets fan and he was one of the few out there that filled a need. However, anyone who has his strikeout/9inn and hits/9 inn should do well in any sim as a role pitcher in relief. His role will be to get a couple key outs, especially against Leftys. There were more win shares and all of that out there, but I wanted to go El Sid. If I were fishing, Sid wouldnt have been it. He is probably best for my team, filling a much needed lefty need in my pen.

Wiltse was on my list, but I had someone else as my non Sid alternative. Curious if he will be taken.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Sid's a decent pick.

 

[Koya]

PS.  If someone could clue me into whatever trap I am setting, that would be appreciated.tia

Seriously, if I were you I keep the chatter to a minimum unless you're looking for full out Jihad. You know what you've done.

(does that mean yes to ribs, or no to ribs?)

THERE WILL BE NO RIBS.

What about fajitas? They have fajitas there.

THERE WILL BE NO FOOD OF ANY KIND.

What kind of two bit operation are they running over there? You do a Chili's shoot and NO FOOD?Lame.

Agreed. Suddenly, all gets cast adoubt.

 

[Koya]

Sid's a decent pick.

thanks pick. and he was awesome to watch at shea. you need one homer pick and he can strike out mofos bigtime.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

thanks pick.

stop calling me that.

 

[Nipsey]

PS.  If someone could clue me into whatever trap I am setting, that would be appreciated.

tia

Seriously, if I were you I keep the chatter to a minimum unless you're looking for full out Jihad. You know what you've done.

(does that mean yes to ribs, or no to ribs?)

THERE WILL BE NO RIBS.

What about fajitas? They have fajitas there.

THERE WILL BE NO FOOD OF ANY KIND.

What kind of two bit operation are they running over there? You do a Chili's shoot and NO FOOD?Lame.

THERE WILL BE NO FOOD IN THE SPOT. THERE WILL BE FOOD AT THE JOB AND IT WILL BE VERY GOOD, BUT IT WILL NOT BE ANYTHING FROM CHILI'S.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

PS. If someone could clue me into whatever trap I am setting, that would be appreciated.

tia

Seriously, if I were you I keep the chatter to a minimum unless you're looking for full out Jihad. You know what you've done.

(does that mean yes to ribs, or no to ribs?)

THERE WILL BE NO RIBS.

What about fajitas? They have fajitas there.

THERE WILL BE NO FOOD OF ANY KIND.

What kind of two bit operation are they running over there? You do a Chili's shoot and NO FOOD?Lame.

THERE WILL BE NO FOOD IN THE SPOT. THERE WILL BE FOOD AT THE JOB AND IT WILL BE VERY GOOD, BUT IT WILL NOT BE ANYTHING FROM CHILI'S.

You said, "THERE WILL BE NO FOOD OF ANY KIND."

 

[Koya]

thanks pick.

stop calling me that.

ok. Dont call me Shirley. Nipsey - so send us whatever food they have at the shoot. Why be so difficult? El Sid likes to eat. Buffet's are in his contract.

 

[Kraft...]

GWB, Sent final Roster with third years your way, just a heads up.Thanks again for offering up the alternate Sim

 

[Kraft...]

My 25th Round pick will also be a homer pick - but a homer pick that fills a need very well.  I wont be winning many win shares or HoF points with the choice, but a lefty off the bench that has these career numbers:

4th Career Hits/9 Innings

13th Highest K's/9 Innings

53rd Highest WHIP

One of my all time favorite Mets - if only games were 6 innings long, top 10 CY vote getter and two time All Star and the perfect guy to get a strike out with a man on second, late in a game...

El Sid.  Sid Fernandez. LHP

3.36 ERA

8.4 Ks/9

6.85 Hits/9 Inn

10.30 WHIP

There are better picthers out there, but not a better pitcher (lefty at that) at getting guys out, and getting a strike out.  Perfect for late game situations.

Additional accomplishments:

2x All Star

2x Top 10 ERA

3x Top 5 WHIP (53 Career Overall)

3x Hits/9Inn Leader - 6x Top 4

1x K's/9 Inn Leader - 5 Times top 2! (6 times top 3)

If this pick doesn't wreak of Sim fishing, I don't know what does.

Not sim fishing at all. Im a Mets fan and he was one of the few out there that filled a need. However, anyone who has his strikeout/9inn and hits/9 inn should do well in any sim as a role pitcher in relief. His role will be to get a couple key outs, especially against Leftys. There were more win shares and all of that out there, but I wanted to go El Sid. If I were fishing, Sid wouldnt have been it. He is probably best for my team, filling a much needed lefty need in my pen.

Wiltse was on my list, but I had someone else as my non Sid alternative. Curious if he will be taken.

I'm interested to see if the RHP I was debating will go. PM your alternate, just curious.

TIA

 

[Nipsey]

PS.  If someone could clue me into whatever trap I am setting, that would be appreciated.

tia

Seriously, if I were you I keep the chatter to a minimum unless you're looking for full out Jihad. You know what you've done.

(does that mean yes to ribs, or no to ribs?)

THERE WILL BE NO RIBS.

What about fajitas? They have fajitas there.

THERE WILL BE NO FOOD OF ANY KIND.

What kind of two bit operation are they running over there? You do a Chili's shoot and NO FOOD?Lame.

THERE WILL BE NO FOOD IN THE SPOT. THERE WILL BE FOOD AT THE JOB AND IT WILL BE VERY GOOD, BUT IT WILL NOT BE ANYTHING FROM CHILI'S.

You said, "THERE WILL BE NO FOOD OF ANY KIND."

I'll clarify.I WILL BE FILMED WITH NO FOOD. I WILL TALK ABOUT FOOD, BUT YOU WILL NOT SEE ME EAT IT. WHEN I AM NOT FILMING I WILL BE EATING WELL COURTESY OF CRAFT SERVICE AND CANNOT SEND THAT FOOD.

 

[Capella]

PS.  If someone could clue me into whatever trap I am setting, that would be appreciated.

tia

Seriously, if I were you I keep the chatter to a minimum unless you're looking for full out Jihad. You know what you've done.

(does that mean yes to ribs, or no to ribs?)

THERE WILL BE NO RIBS.

What about fajitas? They have fajitas there.

THERE WILL BE NO FOOD OF ANY KIND.

What kind of two bit operation are they running over there? You do a Chili's shoot and NO FOOD?Lame.

THERE WILL BE NO FOOD IN THE SPOT. THERE WILL BE FOOD AT THE JOB AND IT WILL BE VERY GOOD, BUT IT WILL NOT BE ANYTHING FROM CHILI'S.

You said, "THERE WILL BE NO FOOD OF ANY KIND."

I'll clarify.I WILL BE FILMED WITH NO FOOD. I WILL TALK ABOUT FOOD, BUT YOU WILL NOT SEE ME EAT IT. WHEN I AM NOT FILMING I WILL BE EATING WELL COURTESY OF CRAFT SERVICE AND CANNOT SEND THAT FOOD.

SO CHILI'S NEW ADVERTISING SPOTS AREN'T ACTUALLY ADVERTISING THEIR FOOD?GOOD IDEA

 

[Nipsey]

I'm taking **** RADATZ P. "The Monster" was a horse for a few years and almost won a few MVP's. A promising career cut short and never regained the dominence he showed in his first few years. He's a friend of my Dad, so kind of a homer pick.

 

[Kraft...]

I'm taking **** RADATZ. "The Monster" was a horse for a few years and almost won a few MVP's. A promising career cut short and never regained the dominence he showed in his first few years. He's a friend of my Dad, so kind of a homer pick.

Taken

 

[Capella]

I'm taking **** RADATZ. "The Monster" was a horse for a few years and almost won a few MVP's. A promising career cut short and never regained the dominence he showed in his first few years. He's a friend of my Dad, so kind of a homer pick.

Taken

"Ouch."

 

[Nipsey]

I'm taking **** RADATZ. "The Monster" was a horse for a few years and almost won a few MVP's. A promising career cut short and never regained the dominence he showed in his first few years. He's a friend of my Dad, so kind of a homer pick.

Taken

Yeah, by me.(who the F took him?)

 

[Kraft...]

I'm taking **** RADATZ.  "The Monster" was a horse for a few years and almost won a few MVP's.  A promising career cut short and never regained the dominence he showed in his first few years.  He's a friend of my Dad, so kind of a homer pick.

Taken

Yeah, by me.(who the F took him?)

14 213 funkley RP **** Radatz

 

[Nipsey]

I'm taking **** RADATZ.  "The Monster" was a horse for a few years and almost won a few MVP's.  A promising career cut short and never regained the dominence he showed in his first few years.  He's a friend of my Dad, so kind of a homer pick.

Taken

"Ouch."

Whoever took that guy was sim fishing. I made the part up about being a friend of my dad as to avoid the sim fishing comments that would have surely come. to whoever took him.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'm taking **** RADATZ. "The Monster" was a horse for a few years and almost won a few MVP's. A promising career cut short and never regained the dominence he showed in his first few years. He's a friend of my Dad, so kind of a homer pick.

Taken

"Ouch."

Whoever took that guy was sim fishing. I made the part up about being a friend of my dad as to avoid the sim fishing comments that would have surely come. to whoever took him.

What else do you make up, Zmed?

 

[Capella]

I'm taking **** RADATZ.  "The Monster" was a horse for a few years and almost won a few MVP's.  A promising career cut short and never regained the dominence he showed in his first few years.  He's a friend of my Dad, so kind of a homer pick.

Taken

"Ouch."

Whoever took that guy was sim fishing. I made the part up about being a friend of my dad as to avoid the sim fishing comments that would have surely come. to whoever took him.

What else do you make up, Zmed?

baby back baby back baby back..

 

[Nipsey]

I'm taking **** RADATZ.  "The Monster" was a horse for a few years and almost won a few MVP's.  A promising career cut short and never regained the dominence he showed in his first few years.  He's a friend of my Dad, so kind of a homer pick.

Taken

"Ouch."

Whoever took that guy was sim fishing. I made the part up about being a friend of my dad as to avoid the sim fishing comments that would have surely come. to whoever took him.

What else do you make up, Zmed?

Shame on you. Radatz is really a friend of my dad. Can't believe he was taken so early....

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'm taking **** RADATZ. "The Monster" was a horse for a few years and almost won a few MVP's. A promising career cut short and never regained the dominence he showed in his first few years. He's a friend of my Dad, so kind of a homer pick.

Taken

"Ouch."

Whoever took that guy was sim fishing. I made the part up about being a friend of my dad as to avoid the sim fishing comments that would have surely come. to whoever took him.

What else do you make up, Zmed?

Shame on you. Radatz is really a friend of my dad. Can't believe he was taken so early....

No, shame on YOU, sir..

 

[Nipsey]

I'm taking **** RADATZ.  "The Monster" was a horse for a few years and almost won a few MVP's.  A promising career cut short and never regained the dominence he showed in his first few years.  He's a friend of my Dad, so kind of a homer pick.

Taken

"Ouch."

Whoever took that guy was sim fishing. I made the part up about being a friend of my dad as to avoid the sim fishing comments that would have surely come. to whoever took him.

What else do you make up, Zmed?

Shame on you. Radatz is really a friend of my dad. Can't believe he was taken so early....

No, shame on YOU, sir..

You're out of order....

 

[desert rose]

Radatz is really a friend of my dad. Can't believe he was taken so early....

Aren't you like 80?

 

[Nipsey]

Radatz is really a friend of my dad. Can't believe he was taken so early....

Aren't you like 80?

Yes, and my dad's 92. He's a reformed alcoholic and priest if that helps clarify....

 

[desert rose]

Radatz is really a friend of my dad.  Can't believe he was taken so early....

Aren't you like 80?

Yes, and my dad's 92. He's a reformed alcoholic and priest if that helps clarify....

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Radatz is really a friend of my dad. Can't believe he was taken so early....

Aren't you like 80?

show us your tits.

 

[desert rose]

Radatz is really a friend of my dad.  Can't believe he was taken so early....

Aren't you like 80?

show us your tits.

### for tat

 

[Nipsey]

Radatz is really a friend of my dad.  Can't believe he was taken so early....

Aren't you like 80?

show us your tits.

Desert Rose = sharday?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Radatz is really a friend of my dad. Can't believe he was taken so early....

Aren't you like 80?

show us your tits.

Desert Rose = sharday?

god i hope so..

 

[desert rose]

Radatz is really a friend of my dad.  Can't believe he was taken so early....

Aren't you like 80?

show us your tits.

Desert Rose = sharday?

ha! what's that, like a double z? hell no

 

[Nipsey]

Radatz is really a friend of my dad.  Can't believe he was taken so early....

Aren't you like 80?

show us your tits.

Desert Rose = sharday?

ha! what's that, like a double z? hell no

sharday is a healthy double F, no more, no less.

 

[desert rose]

Radatz is really a friend of my dad.  Can't believe he was taken so early....

Aren't you like 80?

show us your tits.

Desert Rose = sharday?

ha! what's that, like a double z? hell no

sharday is a healthy double F, no more, no less.

She has 2 floatation devices strapped to her chest.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Radatz is really a friend of my dad. Can't believe he was taken so early....

Aren't you like 80?

show us your tits.

Desert Rose = sharday?

ha! what's that, like a double z? hell no

sharday is a healthy double F, no more, no less.

i don't know what it is, but it makes me tingle in my naughty place.

 

[Nipsey]

Radatz is really a friend of my dad.  Can't believe he was taken so early....

Aren't you like 80?

show us your tits.

Desert Rose = sharday?

ha! what's that, like a double z? hell no

sharday is a healthy double F, no more, no less.

She has 2 floatation devices strapped to her chest.

Those are real, they do not float.

 

[desert rose]

Radatz is really a friend of my dad.  Can't believe he was taken so early....

Aren't you like 80?

show us your tits.

Desert Rose = sharday?

ha! what's that, like a double z? hell no

sharday is a healthy double F, no more, no less.

She has 2 floatation devices strapped to her chest.

Those are real, they do not float.

fat floats

 

[Nipsey]

Radatz is really a friend of my dad.  Can't believe he was taken so early....

Aren't you like 80?

show us your tits.

Desert Rose = sharday?

ha! what's that, like a double z? hell no

sharday is a healthy double F, no more, no less.

i don't know what it is, but it makes me tingle in my naughty place.

She gives me the sweetest taboo...

 

[Nipsey]

Radatz is really a friend of my dad.  Can't believe he was taken so early....

Aren't you like 80?

show us your tits.

Desert Rose = sharday?

ha! what's that, like a double z? hell no

sharday is a healthy double F, no more, no less.

She has 2 floatation devices strapped to her chest.

Those are real, they do not float.

fat floats

That is not fat, that's lean breast meat.

 

[desert rose]

Radatz is really a friend of my dad.  Can't believe he was taken so early....

Aren't you like 80?

show us your tits.

Desert Rose = sharday?

ha! what's that, like a double z? hell no

sharday is a healthy double F, no more, no less.

She has 2 floatation devices strapped to her chest.

Those are real, they do not float.

fat floats

That is not fat, that's lean breast meat.

uh....sure it is, mr. russell

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Radatz is really a friend of my dad. Can't believe he was taken so early....

Aren't you like 80?

show us your tits.

Desert Rose = sharday?

ha! what's that, like a double z? hell no

sharday is a healthy double F, no more, no less.

i don't know what it is, but it makes me tingle in my naughty place.

She gives me the sweetest taboo...

Never as good as the first time..

 

[Nipsey]

Radatz is really a friend of my dad.  Can't believe he was taken so early....

Aren't you like 80?

show us your tits.

Desert Rose = sharday?

ha! what's that, like a double z? hell no

sharday is a healthy double F, no more, no less.

i don't know what it is, but it makes me tingle in my naughty place.

She gives me the sweetest taboo...

Never as good as the first time..

She's proof that love is stronger than pride...

 

[Capella]

How the #### did Desert Rose get in here?

 

[Nipsey]

How the #### did Desert Rose get in here?

The ladies love Nipsey, what can I say?

 

[desert rose]

How the #### did Desert Rose get in here?

your back door is wide open

 

[Nipsey]

How the #### did Desert Rose get in here?

your back door is wide open

"Ouch."

 

[Capella]

How the #### did Desert Rose get in here?

your back door is wide open

you obviously have this confused with the pro-wrestling thread.