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[Nipsey]

Spock's got a stalker alias?  Now I've seen it all..

Until you get a PM from the JackHammer, you haven't "seen it all".

You're really messed up over that experience. Need someone to talk to?

Who do you recommend Jackhammer?

Now you think Pickles is Jackhammer? Don't you think you expect too much from Sammy to "keep up"?

You're following it OK, right tickles?

I like to tickle. Not sure why YOU like it that I like to tickle. Maybe this is some Freudian slip that you really want me to be the jackhammer.

I'd watch my step...you may be following down the same path as Larry and Capella.

If you're the next commish, I wont be in the league by choice. Ironically, my announcing that probably gives your campaign a boost in the polls.

Sorry to hear it....looks like Larry and Capella have a 3rd.

 

[Politician Spock]

Sorry to hear it....

Schtick at its finest.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Spock's got a stalker alias? Now I've seen it all..

Until you get a PM from the JackHammer, you haven't "seen it all".

You're really messed up over that experience. Need someone to talk to?

Who do you recommend Jackhammer?

That hurts, man.

 

[Nipsey]

Sorry to hear it....

Schtik at its finest.

I really am. I grew a liking to you and thought you'd make a fine choice as vice-commish. Your words hurt me tonight like little I've ever experienced.

 

[Politician Spock]

Sorry to hear it....

Schtik at its finest.

I really am. I grew a liking to you and thought you'd make a fine choice as vice-commish. Your words hurt me tonight like little I've ever experienced.

[Capella]

[/Capella]

 

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Just need a three line summary of the last 20 pages.TIA

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

Spock's got a stalker alias?  Now I've seen it all..

Until you get a PM from the JackHammer, you haven't "seen it all".

You're really messed up over that experience. Need someone to talk to?

Who do you recommend Jackhammer?

Now you think Pickles is Jackhammer? Don't you think you expect too much from Sammy to "keep up"?

You're following it OK, right tickles?

I like to tickle. Not sure why YOU like it that I like to tickle. Maybe this is some Freudian slip that you really want me to be the jackhammer.

I'd watch my step...you may be following down the same path as Larry and Capella.

If you're the next commish, I wont be in the league by choice. Ironically, my announcing that probably gives your campaign a boost in the polls.

That does it. I'm in, Nipsey.*edit...forgot the comma...good lord*

 

[Mr. Pickles]

]Just need a three line summary of the last 20 pages.

TIA

I'll give you one word: ignore.

 

[Politician Spock]

]Just need a three line summary of the last 20 pages.

TIA

Nispey got raped.

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

I'm in Nipsey.

Given the context of the last twenty pages, that small statement has quite a few meanings.

I think the tape will show I beat you to it. Please strike that, and let the record show the time of my edit. Thank you.

 

[Nipsey]

It's posts like this that make your presence needed in the next league.

 

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,Feb 28 2005, 11:13 PM]Just need a three line summary of the last 20 pages.

TIA

I'll give you one word: ignore.

Please Do.TIA.

 

[Koya]

I'm afraid this thread has become a caricature of itself.:jumpedshark:

 

[Nipsey]

I'm afraid this thread has become a caricature of itself.

:jumpedshark:

You know it's in trouble when Koya chimes in with something like this.

 

[lastresort66]

I'm afraid this thread has become a caricature of itself.

:jumpedshark:

Quite frankly I agree. GDB paying 13 bucks for Schtickfest 2005 when I wanted to participate in a baseball sim, which is still going on, but the only thing people care about here is themselves.

 

[Koya]

I'm afraid this thread has become a caricature of itself.

:jumpedshark:

You know it's in trouble when Koya chimes in with something like this.

Though I have always been first to actually talk baseball. Just seemed no one was interested whenever I did.

So schtickfest it became.

 

[King_Kelly]

I'm afraid this thread has become a caricature of itself.

:jumpedshark:

You know it's in trouble when Koya chimes in with something like this.

Good evening Mr. Nipsey. I hear there's some alias trouble going on around here again. How are we doing? It appears I had a ripping game a couple days ago. I should probably remember more of it, but you know how it is with the sauce.

 

[Politician Spock]

I'm afraid this thread has become a caricature of itself.

:jumpedshark:

You know it's in trouble when Koya chimes in with something like this.

Good evening Mr. Nipsey. I hear there's some alias trouble going on around here again. How are we doing? It appears I had a ripping game a couple days ago. I should probably remember more of it, but you know how it is with the sauce.

And deeper it goes.....

 

[Capella]

I'm afraid this thread has become a caricature of itself.

:jumpedshark:

Quite frankly I agree. GDB paying 13 bucks for Schtickfest 2005 when I wanted to participate in a baseball sim, which is still going on, but the only thing people care about here is themselves.

dude..it's 430 pages. if we just talked baseball this thing would have died 200 pages ago.

 

[lastresort66]

I'm afraid this thread has become a caricature of itself.

:jumpedshark:

You know it's in trouble when Koya chimes in with something like this.

Good evening Mr. Nipsey. I hear there's some alias trouble going on around here again. How are we doing? It appears I had a ripping game a couple days ago. I should probably remember more of it, but you know how it is with the sauce.

Keep digging the grave, Nipsey. Pretty soon, baseball will be a distant memory here.

 

[King_Kelly]

I'm afraid this thread has become a caricature of itself.

:jumpedshark:

Quite frankly I agree. GDB paying 13 bucks for Schtickfest 2005 when I wanted to participate in a baseball sim, which is still going on, but the only thing people care about here is themselves.

dude..it's 430 pages. if we just talked baseball this thing would have died 200 pages ago.

Hi Capella_26. How is your awesome WIS dynasty?

 

[Nipsey]

I'm afraid this thread has become a caricature of itself.

:jumpedshark:

Quite frankly I agree. GDB paying 13 bucks for Schtickfest 2005 when I wanted to participate in a baseball sim, which is still going on, but the only thing people care about here is themselves.

:rotflmao: Wow.

 

[Nipsey]

I'm afraid this thread has become a caricature of itself.

:jumpedshark:

You know it's in trouble when Koya chimes in with something like this.

Good evening Mr. Nipsey. I hear there's some alias trouble going on around here again. How are we doing? It appears I had a ripping game a couple days ago. I should probably remember more of it, but you know how it is with the sauce.

Keep digging the grave, Nipsey. Pretty soon, baseball will be a distant memory here.

Hey dip-####, it's not me.

 

[Capella]

I'm afraid this thread has become a caricature of itself.

:jumpedshark:

Quite frankly I agree. GDB paying 13 bucks for Schtickfest 2005 when I wanted to participate in a baseball sim, which is still going on, but the only thing people care about here is themselves.

dude..it's 430 pages. if we just talked baseball this thing would have died 200 pages ago.

Hi Capella_26. How is your awesome WIS dynasty?

Still ahead of Nipsey. Willie Stargell can't be stopped.

 

[lastresort66]

I'm afraid this thread has become a caricature of itself.

:jumpedshark:

Quite frankly I agree. GDB paying 13 bucks for Schtickfest 2005 when I wanted to participate in a baseball sim, which is still going on, but the only thing people care about here is themselves.

dude..it's 430 pages. if we just talked baseball this thing would have died 200 pages ago.

It would be still a live, it just wouldn't be filled with 300 pages of schtick. Someone must have paid off the mods to keep this thing alive after the Deadballers and larry_boy fiasco.

 

[Capella]

I'm afraid this thread has become a caricature of itself.

:jumpedshark:

Quite frankly I agree. GDB paying 13 bucks for Schtickfest 2005 when I wanted to participate in a baseball sim, which is still going on, but the only thing people care about here is themselves.

dude..it's 430 pages. if we just talked baseball this thing would have died 200 pages ago.

It would be still a live, it just wouldn't be filled with 300 pages of schtick. Someone must have paid off the mods to keep this thing alive after the Deadballers and larry_boy fiasco.

...and yet, here you are.

 

[Politician Spock]

I'm afraid this thread has become a caricature of itself.

:jumpedshark:

Quite frankly I agree. GDB paying 13 bucks for Schtickfest 2005 when I wanted to participate in a baseball sim, which is still going on, but the only thing people care about here is themselves.

dude..it's 430 pages. if we just talked baseball this thing would have died 200 pages ago.

It would be still a live, it just wouldn't be filled with 300 pages of schtick. Someone must have paid off the mods to keep this thing alive after the Deadballers and larry_boy fiasco.

I got a timeout for Nipsev. No one will get a timeout for Politiclan Spock. You figure it out.

 

[lastresort66]

I'm afraid this thread has become a caricature of itself.

:jumpedshark:

You know it's in trouble when Koya chimes in with something like this.

Good evening Mr. Nipsey. I hear there's some alias trouble going on around here again. How are we doing? It appears I had a ripping game a couple days ago. I should probably remember more of it, but you know how it is with the sauce.

Keep digging the grave, Nipsey. Pretty soon, baseball will be a distant memory here.

Hey dip-####, it's not me.

Right, gotcha. How dumb of me.I also believe that the sky is green and corn grows from trees.

 

[Capella]

last_resort is especially bitter tonight.must have lost his last game.

 

[lastresort66]

I'm afraid this thread has become a caricature of itself.

:jumpedshark:

Quite frankly I agree. GDB paying 13 bucks for Schtickfest 2005 when I wanted to participate in a baseball sim, which is still going on, but the only thing people care about here is themselves.

dude..it's 430 pages. if we just talked baseball this thing would have died 200 pages ago.

It would be still a live, it just wouldn't be filled with 300 pages of schtick. Someone must have paid off the mods to keep this thing alive after the Deadballers and larry_boy fiasco.

...and yet, here you are.

Yeah. The BYOS (Bring Your Own Schtick) clause wasn't in the rules when I joined.

 

[King_Kelly]

I'm afraid this thread has become a caricature of itself.

:jumpedshark:

You know it's in trouble when Koya chimes in with something like this.

Good evening Mr. Nipsey. I hear there's some alias trouble going on around here again. How are we doing? It appears I had a ripping game a couple days ago. I should probably remember more of it, but you know how it is with the sauce.

Keep digging the grave, Nipsey. Pretty soon, baseball will be a distant memory here.

Hey dip-####, it's not me.

Right, gotcha. How dumb of me.I also believe that the sky is green and corn grows from trees.

I am not Nipsey, but you are being a tool.

 

[Capella]

I'm afraid this thread has become a caricature of itself.

:jumpedshark:

Quite frankly I agree. GDB paying 13 bucks for Schtickfest 2005 when I wanted to participate in a baseball sim, which is still going on, but the only thing people care about here is themselves.

dude..it's 430 pages. if we just talked baseball this thing would have died 200 pages ago.

It would be still a live, it just wouldn't be filled with 300 pages of schtick. Someone must have paid off the mods to keep this thing alive after the Deadballers and larry_boy fiasco.

...and yet, here you are.

Yeah. The BYOS (Bring Your Own Schtick) clause wasn't in the rules when I joined.

You've had over 400 pages to figure this out. Pity it's taken you so long.

 

[lastresort66]

last_resort is especially bitter tonight.

must have lost his last game.

:rotflmao: What is this game you speak of? Is this a thread about baseball? Wow, who woulda thought of that?

BTW, I think I won, like, 5 games in a row before losing to your squad. If Mike Marshall didn't blow donkey nuts, it would have been 6.

 

[lastresort66]

I'm afraid this thread has become a caricature of itself.

:jumpedshark:

You know it's in trouble when Koya chimes in with something like this.

Good evening Mr. Nipsey. I hear there's some alias trouble going on around here again. How are we doing? It appears I had a ripping game a couple days ago. I should probably remember more of it, but you know how it is with the sauce.

Keep digging the grave, Nipsey. Pretty soon, baseball will be a distant memory here.

Hey dip-####, it's not me.

Right, gotcha. How dumb of me.I also believe that the sky is green and corn grows from trees.

I am not Nipsey, but you are being a tool.

Hang on a sec, I gotta save a pig that just flew through my window. BRB.

 

[Nipsey]

I'm afraid this thread has become a caricature of itself.

:jumpedshark:

Quite frankly I agree. GDB paying 13 bucks for Schtickfest 2005 when I wanted to participate in a baseball sim, which is still going on, but the only thing people care about here is themselves.

dude..it's 430 pages. if we just talked baseball this thing would have died 200 pages ago.

It would be still a live, it just wouldn't be filled with 300 pages of schtick. Someone must have paid off the mods to keep this thing alive after the Deadballers and larry_boy fiasco.

Is this guy serious? What do you want to talk about? How your fake team did today? Notice the title of the thread. The "draft" ended a month ago. Start a new thread and call it "dip####s talk about their sim teams" and I'll stay out of it. And for the 25th time, I'm not King Kelly, so before you go shooting off your mouth, take a chill-pill Larry.

 

[Politician Spock]

If Mike Marshall didn't blow donkey nuts,

Ah yes. That's the stuff that has a better chance of keeping this thread alive than schtick.

 

[Koya]

I even wonder if Schtick itself is jumping the shark before our very eyes. If you have an online persona that is 100% schtick, and strip away the schtick, what are you left with...

 

[lastresort66]

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I never knew dead people had access to computers. I guess DSL must have made it up to heaven.BTW, I guess bitter sarcasm is my new "schtick". You like?

 

[Nipsey]

I'm afraid this thread has become a caricature of itself.

:jumpedshark:

You know it's in trouble when Koya chimes in with something like this.

Good evening Mr. Nipsey. I hear there's some alias trouble going on around here again. How are we doing? It appears I had a ripping game a couple days ago. I should probably remember more of it, but you know how it is with the sauce.

Keep digging the grave, Nipsey. Pretty soon, baseball will be a distant memory here.

Hey dip-####, it's not me.

Right, gotcha. How dumb of me.I also believe that the sky is green and corn grows from trees.

For the 26th time, I'm not king kelly!

 

[Politician Spock]

Is this guy serious? What do you want to talk about? How your fake team did today?

Isn't that what all of us do for 17 weeks in the fall?

 

[Capella]

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I never knew dead people had access to computers. I guess DSL must have made it up to heaven.

BTW, I guess bitter sarcasm is my new "schtick". You like?

it needs a bit of work.

 

[Politician Spock]

I even wonder if Schtick itself is jumping the shark before our very eyes.

If you have an online persona that is 100% schtick, and strip away the schtick, what are you left with...

Some guy #####ing about a jackhammer.

 

[King_Kelly]

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I never knew dead people had access to computers. I guess DSL must have made it up to heaven.

BTW, I guess bitter sarcasm is my new "schtick". You like?

If I'm in heaven, why do people keep poking me with sharp sticks? And how do I end up in the same thread with you and Larry_Boy, the Dragon Master?

 

[lastresort66]

5 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)

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I never knew dead people had access to computers. I guess DSL must have made it up to heaven.

BTW, I guess bitter sarcasm is my new "schtick". You like?

it needs a bit of work.

I got a 430 page thread to practice, I guess.

 

[Nipsey]

Is this guy serious?  What do you want to talk about?  How your fake team did today?

Isn't that what all of us do for 17 weeks in the fall?

Those teams are real and you'll never convince me they're not.

 

[lastresort66]

Is this guy serious?  What do you want to talk about?  How your fake team did today?

Isn't that what all of us do for 17 weeks in the fall?

Those teams are real and you'll never convince me they're not.

:rotflmao: And I can speak from experience, too. After all, I sprained my ankle after jumping up and down celebrating the fact that my Jefferson County Job Squad won the title in my fantasy league thanks to performances from Donovan McNabb and Shaun Alexander.

Contract extentions for all!

 

[Nipsey]

Is this guy serious?  What do you want to talk about?  How your fake team did today?

Isn't that what all of us do for 17 weeks in the fall?

Those teams are real and you'll never convince me they're not.

:rotflmao: And I can speak from experience, too. After all, I sprained my ankle after jumping up and down celebrating the fact that my Jefferson County Job Squad won the title in my fantasy league thanks to performances from Donovan McNabb and Shaun Alexander.

Contract extentions for all!

What does this have to do with baseball?

 

[larry_boy_44]

Is this guy serious?  What do you want to talk about?  How your fake team did today?

Isn't that what all of us do for 17 weeks in the fall?

:rotflmao: Post of the Mellenium??? gotta be close at the least...

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I'm afraid this thread has become a caricature of itself.

:jumpedshark:

You know it's in trouble when Koya chimes in with something like this.

Good evening Mr. Nipsey. I hear there's some alias trouble going on around here again. How are we doing? It appears I had a ripping game a couple days ago. I should probably remember more of it, but you know how it is with the sauce.

Keep digging the grave, Nipsey. Pretty soon, baseball will be a distant memory here.

Hey dip-####, it's not me.

Right, gotcha. How dumb of me.I also believe that the sky is green and corn grows from trees.

For the 26th time, I'm not king kelly!

I can confirm this.

 

[larry_boy_44]

I'm afraid this thread has become a caricature of itself.

:jumpedshark:

You know it's in trouble when Koya chimes in with something like this.

Good evening Mr. Nipsey. I hear there's some alias trouble going on around here again. How are we doing? It appears I had a ripping game a couple days ago. I should probably remember more of it, but you know how it is with the sauce.

Keep digging the grave, Nipsey. Pretty soon, baseball will be a distant memory here.

Hey dip-####, it's not me.

Right, gotcha. How dumb of me.I also believe that the sky is green and corn grows from trees.

For the 26th time, I'm not king kelly!

I can confirm this.

alias hangman??Can we do Politiclan Spock, too?