***OFFICIAL*** FFA MLB Draft (1 Viewer)

[Nipsey]

Burleigh Grimes just got handed his first loss.

Wanna guess by whom?

Talk about your simfishing:Name/Season/ERA

Pete Alexander '17 1.83

Chief Bender '09 1.66

Mordecai Brown '06 1.04

Les Lancaster '89 1.36

Red Munger '44 1.34

Jack Pfiester '07 1.15

Ed Reulbach '13 2.05

Slim Sallee '13 2.71

Hippo Vaughn '17 2.01

Ed Walsh '07 1.60

I knew it was bad, but I didn't realize it was that bad.

I demand Harrier rename his team the Irish Drunken Deadballers.

Yeah, how stupid of me to draft pitchers with good career ERAs. Stupid, stupid, stupid!

:rotflmao:

The funny part is, many of them don't have good career ERAs.We're through the looking glass here, Nipsey.

Interested in Koya's opinion as well. Doesn't really matter, as there's no going back now. But this sufficient material for a bull session.

Koya's opinion is meaningless as he's whined himself out of the next sim.

 

[Bogart]

Larry, remember when you kissed your wife on the cheek? Well I think she's pregnant.

I'm now trying to decide who to ignore first, you or Larry. It's neck and neck right now.

Oh come on.. Norwood has some good zings.

Yeah, but someone else has to write them for him.assclowns?? How creative is that?

Plus, I'm a sucker for a good Bible story.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Koya's opinion is meaningless as he's whined himself out of the next sim.

Koya who?

 

[Politician Spock]

Koya's opinion is meaningless as he's whined himself out of the next sim.

Koya who?

That would be the guy who just lost to me.Again.

 

[Koya]

Oh yes, I have whined SO much more than everyone else. I can not help the love affair so many seem to have with me. It must be the flair I bring to a gripe session. Being a lightning rod here was so easy it became schtick. Then I got bored. Quickly. Sorry. It should be noted, life has been more peaceful since pick etc. ignored me. What the obsession is to point out who you ignored I dont understand. Im no shrink, so I dont know what would drive someone to do so, but gotta be some issues somewhere. Ok, back to making $$'s.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Larry, remember when you kissed your wife on the cheek? Well I think she's pregnant.

I'm now trying to decide who to ignore first, you or Larry. It's neck and neck right now.

Oh come on.. Norwood has some good zings.

Yeah, but someone else has to write them for him.assclowns?? How creative is that?

Plus, I'm a sucker for a good Bible story.

How come you were able to say assclowns but when I typed it it got ###ed out?

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

I am an artiste! :rotflmao:

Guys, I think you might have missed something here. Late-night genius, if I do say so myself. :rotflmao: DO IT!!! :rotflmao:

 

[Kraft...]

Burleigh Grimes just got handed his first loss.

Wanna guess by whom?

Talk about your simfishing:Name/Season/ERA

Pete Alexander '17 1.83

Chief Bender '09 1.66

Mordecai Brown '06 1.04

Les Lancaster '89 1.36

Red Munger '44 1.34

Jack Pfiester '07 1.15

Ed Reulbach '13 2.05

Slim Sallee '13 2.71

Hippo Vaughn '17 2.01

Ed Walsh '07 1.60

I knew it was bad, but I didn't realize it was that bad.

I demand Harrier rename his team the Irish Drunken Deadballers.

Yeah, how stupid of me to draft pitchers with good career ERAs. Stupid, stupid, stupid!

:rotflmao:

The funny part is, many of them don't have good career ERAs.We're through the looking glass here, Nipsey.

Interested in Koya's opinion as well. Doesn't really matter, as there's no going back now. But this sufficient material for a bull session.

Koya's opinion is meaningless as he's whined himself out of the next sim.

Is it me or is this becoming a dictatorship?Future Sims

 

[larry_boy_44]

Burleigh Grimes just got handed his first loss.

Wanna guess by whom?

Talk about your simfishing:Name/Season/ERA

Pete Alexander '17 1.83

Chief Bender '09 1.66

Mordecai Brown '06 1.04

Les Lancaster '89 1.36

Red Munger '44 1.34

Jack Pfiester '07 1.15

Ed Reulbach '13 2.05

Slim Sallee '13 2.71

Hippo Vaughn '17 2.01

Ed Walsh '07 1.60

I knew it was bad, but I didn't realize it was that bad.

I demand Harrier rename his team the Irish Drunken Deadballers.

Yeah, how stupid of me to draft pitchers with good career ERAs. Stupid, stupid, stupid!

:rotflmao:

The funny part is, many of them don't have good career ERAs.We're through the looking glass here, Nipsey.

Interested in Koya's opinion as well. Doesn't really matter, as there's no going back now. But this sufficient material for a bull session.

Koya's opinion is meaningless as he's whined himself out of the next sim.

Is it me or is this becoming a dictatorship?Future Sims

:rotflmao:

 

[Nipsey]

Oh yes, I have whined SO much more than everyone else.



I can not help the love affair so many seem to have with me. It must be the flair I bring to a gripe session. Being a lightning rod here was so easy it became schtick. Then I got bored. Quickly. Sorry.

It should be noted, life has been more peaceful since pick etc. ignored me. What the obsession is to point out who you ignored I dont understand. Im no shrink, so I dont know what would drive someone to do so, but gotta be some issues somewhere.



Ok, back to making $$'s.

And to think I spent hours last night trying to make you happy with my lovely picture of Marv. Shame on you.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Is it me or is this becoming a dictatorship?

Future Sims

Highly accurate.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Oh yes, I have whined SO much more than everyone else. 



I can not help the love affair so many seem to have with me.  It must be the flair I bring to a gripe session.  Being a lightning rod here was so easy it became schtick.  Then I got bored.  Quickly.  Sorry. 

It should be noted, life has been more peaceful since pick etc. ignored me.  What the obsession is to point out who you ignored I dont understand.  Im no shrink, so I dont know what would drive someone to do so, but gotta be some issues somewhere. 



Ok, back to making $$'s.

And to think I spent hours last night trying to make you happy with my lovely picture of Marv. Shame on you.

Don't quote Koya.. TIA.

 

[Bogart]

Larry, remember when you kissed your wife on the cheek? Well I think she's pregnant.

I'm now trying to decide who to ignore first, you or Larry. It's neck and neck right now.

Oh come on.. Norwood has some good zings.

Yeah, but someone else has to write them for him.assclowns?? How creative is that?

Plus, I'm a sucker for a good Bible story.

How come you were able to say assclowns but when I typed it it got ###ed out?

Because I own a Liger. It has special powers.

 

[Politician Spock]

Just curious...How many at bats does the player with the fewest at bats on your team have?Mine is Shawn Green with 71.I'm thinking he should start more given he has 7 homeruns and 33 RBIs in those at bats. But it could be he only plays in away games against a RHP.

 

[Kraft...]

Just curious...

How many at bats does the player with the fewest at bats on your team have?

Mine is Shawn Green with 71.

I'm thinking he should start more given he has 7 homeruns and 33 RBIs in those at bats. But it could be he only plays in away games against a RHP.

Tony Oliva 25(I have 5 guys below 50)

 

[Nipsey]

Burleigh Grimes just got handed his first loss.

Wanna guess by whom?

Talk about your simfishing:Name/Season/ERA

Pete Alexander '17 1.83

Chief Bender '09 1.66

Mordecai Brown '06 1.04

Les Lancaster '89 1.36

Red Munger '44 1.34

Jack Pfiester '07 1.15

Ed Reulbach '13 2.05

Slim Sallee '13 2.71

Hippo Vaughn '17 2.01

Ed Walsh '07 1.60

I knew it was bad, but I didn't realize it was that bad.

I demand Harrier rename his team the Irish Drunken Deadballers.

Yeah, how stupid of me to draft pitchers with good career ERAs. Stupid, stupid, stupid!

:rotflmao:

The funny part is, many of them don't have good career ERAs.We're through the looking glass here, Nipsey.

Interested in Koya's opinion as well. Doesn't really matter, as there's no going back now. But this sufficient material for a bull session.

Koya's opinion is meaningless as he's whined himself out of the next sim.

Is it me or is this becoming a dictatorship?Future Sims

:rotflmao: It's a slippery slope you're on, be careful.

 

[Nipsey]

Just curious...

How many at bats does the player with the fewest at bats on your team have?

Mine is Shawn Green with 71.

I'm thinking he should start more given he has 7 homeruns and 33 RBIs in those at bats. But it could be he only plays in away games against a RHP.

Fred Lynn....19 ab's

 

[Kraft...]

Burleigh Grimes just got handed his first loss.

Wanna guess by whom?

Talk about your simfishing:Name/Season/ERA

Pete Alexander '17 1.83

Chief Bender '09 1.66

Mordecai Brown '06 1.04

Les Lancaster '89 1.36

Red Munger '44 1.34

Jack Pfiester '07 1.15

Ed Reulbach '13 2.05

Slim Sallee '13 2.71

Hippo Vaughn '17 2.01

Ed Walsh '07 1.60

I knew it was bad, but I didn't realize it was that bad.

I demand Harrier rename his team the Irish Drunken Deadballers.

Yeah, how stupid of me to draft pitchers with good career ERAs. Stupid, stupid, stupid!

:rotflmao:

The funny part is, many of them don't have good career ERAs.We're through the looking glass here, Nipsey.

Interested in Koya's opinion as well. Doesn't really matter, as there's no going back now. But this sufficient material for a bull session.

Koya's opinion is meaningless as he's whined himself out of the next sim.

Is it me or is this becoming a dictatorship?Future Sims

:rotflmao: It's a slippery slope you're on, be careful.

slowly sips cool aid

 

[Koya]

Oh yes, I have whined SO much more than everyone else. 



I can not help the love affair so many seem to have with me.  It must be the flair I bring to a gripe session.  Being a lightning rod here was so easy it became schtick.  Then I got bored.  Quickly.  Sorry. 

It should be noted, life has been more peaceful since pick etc. ignored me.  What the obsession is to point out who you ignored I dont understand.  Im no shrink, so I dont know what would drive someone to do so, but gotta be some issues somewhere. 



Ok, back to making $$'s.

And to think I spent hours last night trying to make you happy with my lovely picture of Marv. Shame on you.

I complimented you on the Marv piece. It brought a smile to my face this morning. Before frowning to go shovel.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Just curious...

How many at bats does the player with the fewest at bats on your team have?

Mine is Shawn Green with 71.

I'm thinking he should start more given he has 7 homeruns and 33 RBIs in those at bats. But it could be he only plays in away games against a RHP.

Will Clark: 2 whole ABs.

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

Jesus Christ, I wait to bump my artwork I TOOK 5 HOURS TO CONSTRUCT FOR ALL YOUR ENJOYMENT, and right as I do so...this place takes off again, and it is buried.

 

[Nipsey]

Jesus Christ, I wait to bump my artwork I TOOK 5 HOURS TO CONSTRUCT FOR ALL YOUR ENJOYMENT, and right as I do so...this place takes off again, and it is buried.

I showed it to Ham Man when we woke up...

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

Jesus Christ, I wait to bump my artwork I TOOK 5 HOURS TO CONSTRUCT FOR ALL YOUR ENJOYMENT, and right as I do so...this place takes off again, and it is buried. 

I showed it to Ham Man when we woke up...

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Seriously, did you like that? That site is classic.

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

I showed it to Ham Man when we woke up...

Ham Man = Jackhammer?

 

[Nipsey]

I liked it, but ham didn't think the positions were accurate.

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

I liked it, but ham didn't think the positions were accurate.

The drawing came first. I could not think of what names to put on it, and where. I was very close to having Capella blow Pickles. VERY close.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I liked it, but ham didn't think the positions were accurate.

The drawing came first. I could not think of what names to put on it, and where. I was very close to having Capella blow Pickles. VERY close.

Erm..

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

I liked it, but ham didn't think the positions were accurate.

The drawing came first. I could not think of what names to put on it, and where. I was very close to having Capella blow Pickles. VERY close.

Erm..

You're just lucky I had the right order. I think.

 

[Nipsey]

I liked it, but ham didn't think the positions were accurate.

The drawing came first. I could not think of what names to put on it, and where. I was very close to having Capella blow Pickles. VERY close.

I'm not saying for sure, but you may have blown (no pun intended) a chance to out the Jackhammer.

 

[Bogart]

Just curious...

How many at bats does the player with the fewest at bats on your team have?

Mine is Shawn Green with 71.

I'm thinking he should start more given he has 7 homeruns and 33 RBIs in those at bats. But it could be he only plays in away games against a RHP.

Bill Dahlen with 16, followed by Rabbit Maranville with 22. Both guys back up Hornsby and Ripken so the ABs just aren't there. Jim Sundberg only has 32 backing up Cochrane. I'm sure his ABs will go up as the season goes along.I actually have 6 players with less than 65 ABs, but so far fatigue hasn't been a problem for my team, and one of those players, Palmeiro (59 ABs) has worked his way into the starting lineup with a .390-5-15 line with those limited ABs.

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

I showed it to Ham Man when we woke up...

Ham Man = Jackhammer?

Ahem.

 

[Politician Spock]

I liked it, but ham didn't think the positions were accurate.

The drawing came first. I could not think of what names to put on it, and where. I was very close to having Capella blow Pickles. VERY close.

I'm not saying for sure, but you may have blown (no pun intended) a chance to out the Jackhammer.

The existence of this supposed jackhammer is equal to the existence of dragons.

 

[Nipsey]

I showed it to Ham Man when we woke up...

Ham Man = Jackhammer?

Ahem.

He's not THE Jackhammer.

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

I showed it to Ham Man when we woke up...

Ham Man = Jackhammer?

Ahem.

He's not THE Jackhammer.

NOTJackhammer.

 

[Nipsey]

I liked it, but ham didn't think the positions were accurate.

The drawing came first. I could not think of what names to put on it, and where. I was very close to having Capella blow Pickles. VERY close.

I'm not saying for sure, but you may have blown (no pun intended) a chance to out the Jackhammer.

The existence of this supposed jackhammer is equal to the existence of dragons.

I'd like to believe that.

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

I showed it to Ham Man when we woke up...

Ham Man = Jackhammer?

Ahem.

He's not THE Jackhammer.

Just a sleepover then?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I showed it to Ham Man when we woke up...

Ham Man = Jackhammer?

Ahem.

He's not THE Jackhammer.

Just a sleepover then?

:rotflmao:

 

[Mr. Pickles]

random three finger brown pic.

 

[Nipsey]

"Loads" of fun

 

[Nipsey]

I showed it to Ham Man when we woke up...

Ham Man = Jackhammer?

Ahem.

He's not THE Jackhammer.

Just a sleepover then?

Kind of.

 

[Sammy3469]

"Loads" of fun

It should say "Yoush"

 

[UCONN]

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

"Loads" of fun

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen on the chat boards. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

 

[Nipsey]

"Loads" of fun

It should say "Yoush"

I debated it.

 

[Kraft...]

:rotflmao: Good to have the artpad schtick back

 

[Mr. Pickles]

"Loads" of fun

Huh.. even that pic is on ignore. Odd..

 

[Nipsey]

"Loads" of fun

Huh.. even that pic is on ignore. Odd..

I'm thinking the next sim should actually be two sims. One for the shtickless, one for the massive shticks.Shtickless

1.Larry

2.Koya

3.Spock

4.

5.

6.

7.

So far the shtickless sim seems like it'll be a HOOT!

 

[Politician Spock]

"Loads" of fun

Huh.. even that pic is on ignore. Odd..

I'm thinking the next sim should actually be two sims. One for the shtickless, one for the massive shticks.Shtickless

1.Larry

2.Koya

3.Spock

4.

5.

6.

7.

So far the shtickless sim seems like it'll be a HOOT!

I will never be in another league with Larry. He can not be trusted.

 

[UCONN]

"Loads" of fun

Huh.. even that pic is on ignore. Odd..

I'm thinking the next sim should actually be two sims. One for the shtickless, one for the massive shticks.Shtickless

1.Larry

2.Koya

3.Spock

4.

5.

6.

7.

So far the shtickless sim seems like it'll be a HOOT!

I will never be in another league with Larry. He can not be trusted.

Also, I think Spock has some Shtick. He doesn't use it often, but it's there.

 

[Nipsey]

"Loads" of fun

Huh.. even that pic is on ignore. Odd..

I'm thinking the next sim should actually be two sims. One for the shtickless, one for the massive shticks.Shtickless

1.Larry

2.Koya

3.Spock

4.

5.

6.

7.

So far the shtickless sim seems like it'll be a HOOT!

I will never be in another league with Larry. He can not be trusted.

Better start searching now for 23 more....