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*** OFFICIAL *** FFA WAGERING THREAD - Merry Christmas!!! (9 Viewers)

sixty nine to sixty eight I did that last night in the bedroom with one of my elite eight amirite finish at the rim you know what I'm sayin'

 
Tiger Fan said:
From My bookie, coincidentally the day i requested my first withdrawal.

Please check Rules & Regulations - General House Rules - Rule #25 will apply as of today - Must keep same ratio between Full Games and partial games or props from now on. We tried calling you but no answer. Feel free to call if you have any questions
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Hapended to me about a week ago.   Call and they will give you a side rollover to clear

 
The Ref said:
Hapended to me about a week ago.   Call and they will give you a side rollover to clear
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Rollover to clear to keep placing props, or rollover to clear to withdrawal what was rightfully yours?  

How did the conversation go

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Huggins have any timeouts left?

If not, that's the ####tiest job coaching and playing at the end of a game I can recall for a long, long time.  Maybe it's hyperbole.

 
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I have gotten absolutely destroyed this tournament.  Completely and utterly.  My worst run in college basketball ever and it's not even close.  I might just quit.  

I won't though.

 
i laid in bed for an hour this morning waiting on her to wake up because I had to fart real bad and because my breath was bad but when I did roll over i got to grip two gigantic boobs and that's the best part of waking up no matter what uncle ben says

 
she found my "other" condoms last night that she didn't know about when we were "doing it" I guess we ran out of her non-latex one's and she went searching through all my dwarves. it was basically like she found another woman's toothbrush here but used it anyway a hygiene analogy

 
ChainsawU said:
she found my "other" condoms last night that she didn't know about when we were "doing it" I guess we ran out of her non-latex one's and she went searching through all my dwarves. it was basically like she found another woman's toothbrush here but used it anyway a hygiene analogy
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:lmao:

 
WCQ Italy -1.5 -140 

Italy GK Buffon is playing in 1000th match. Italy needs to keep pace with Spain.  Albania hasn't scored in last 2 qualifiers

 
Frostillicus said:
I have gotten absolutely destroyed. Completely and utterly. My worst run in college basketball ever and it's not even close. I might just quit. I won't though.
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i saw a woman who it looked like she sat on a grenade, probably honorable for all we know. i was like did you sit on a grenade and she said your so sweet kissed my face

 
yo on the war, it is typical of women on the war. literally that is of serious consequence to many women whom do not employ such luxuries. return the favor and embrace your women that is all i am saying without using any contractions. vocabulary will gain you some brownie points and also math

 
yo on our global society class the woman told us that oxytocin is a human peptide hormone and neuropeptide used as a medication to facilitate childbirth that is also secreted which draws a strong parallel to when my woman that said she came five times in her sleep thinking about me two nights ago and can't stop thinking about me

 
JaxBill said:
WCQ Italy -1.5 -140 

Italy GK Buffon is playing in 1000th match. Italy needs to keep pace with Spain.  Albania hasn't scored in last 2 qualifiers
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Should've taken the Ov 2.5 flares on the field.

And some people complain about mutton busting

 
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