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If one were to host a baseball draft party for a bunch of college buddies flying into town and wanted to hire some ladies to serve drinks and swim in the backyard pool how would one best go about hiring out said potential employees?

 
The Ref said:
If one were to host a baseball draft party for a bunch of college buddies flying into town and wanted to hire some ladies to serve drinks and swim in the backyard pool how would one best go about hiring out said potential employees?
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post craigslist and interview them 

or pay some bascially strippers that do this stuff

also when we were reglar at bars i know some of the hot waitresses would have done this if we asked them to

 
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The Ref said:
If one were to host a baseball draft party for a bunch of college buddies flying into town and wanted to hire some ladies to serve drinks and swim in the backyard pool how would one best go about hiring out said potential employees?
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This helps if you're a reasonably good looking guy yourself and have another buddy with ya. Local sports bar if you frequent one and craigslist as stated before.  Another option if available is to hit local hooters / tilted kilt / twin peaks and start there. The girls will prob want $2-300 each. Have a picture of the yard/pool so they're not worried they're heading into Jethro's septic swimhouse. Encourage them to bring several girls from the restaurant (pre-screen)... the girls are more likely to be comfortable if they're in a group of few of them travelling/hanging together.

"Hey I know this is kinda cheesy but working here I'm sure you get it... My buddies have tasked me with finding a few ladies to hang out for our poolside for a few hours at our fantasy baseball draft on X date in X part of town. It's a nice place, we'll have a well stocked bar, nothing crazy... just hanging out. I was wondering what you guys would charge for something like that?" 

 
swirvenirvin said:
post craigslist and interview them 

or pay some bascially strippers that do this stuff

also when we were reglar at bars i know some of the hot waitresses would have done this if we asked them to
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This. Go to your local strip club and find a target. Buy her a few drinks, get a dance or 5, and tell her your intentions. She will have friends that she can bring and will quote you a price. If you're good and she trusts you it will just be the ladies. If your creep her out she may request you pay for security. 

 
WilliamBonney said:
This. Go to your local strip club and find a target. Buy her a few drinks, get a dance or 5, and tell her your intentions. She will have friends that she can bring and will quote you a price. If you're good and she trusts you it will just be the ladies. If your creep her out she may request you pay for security. 
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I've done this before... be cautious as sometimes these girls don't look quite as nice under the light of day. Plus strippers will generally charge a bit more... but better chance of extracurriculars for your buddies if they're looking for that. 

 
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I've done this before... be cautious as sometimes these girls don't look quite as nice under the light of day. Plus strippers will generally charge a bit more... but better chance of extracurriculars for your buddies if they're looking for that. 
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agreed good strippers will most likely want a hefty sum

 
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I've done this before... be cautious as sometimes these girls don't look quite as nice under the light of day. Plus strippers will generally charge a bit more... but better chance of extracurriculars for your buddies if they're looking for that. 
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I've become quite skilled at learning who the black light hoes are. Waking up with a few butter faces really hones the skills. 

 
@The Ref or someone who has posted props from Bovada in here today.  Can you confirm they've removed the Anthem prop?  Or any others?  About all I can find is coin toss on there.

 
@The Ref Your situation is pretty straightforward. Just hit me on PM with your budget, date, and duration of the event. Then give me until midnight tomorrow and I'll get back to you with a ballpark figure and a method for going about getting exactly what you need like a gentleman.

 
So a good country boy would take his hat off for the anthem.  Would he even bother wearing it out there?

Thinking yes Jeans -200 and No Hat -120 could be good plays 

 
Aaron Rudnicki said:
Max bet seems big. 
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FTR 

There is some homerism at play here but Chaves are the darlings of the Portuguese league after being promoted this year for the 1st time in 17 years.

They're not gonna go Leicester and win the whole thing but they are sitting in 6th place and face the worst team in the league who will be relegated.

They are on the road where they have only won 2 games but they have only lost 2 road games as well. The PK line is better where ties push but...gambling. 

They are a very stingy team that clamps down and I think they can pull out an away road win here.

I'm also looking hard at the TT o1 as they have only been shut out once on the road.

 
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Tiger Fan said:
SUPER BOWL LI TOTAL MILLION VIEWERS


Over 117.5


 


 


ODDS+105


250 USD NO PARLAY/BUY


Under 117.5


 


 


-135





Highest ever was 114.4 in 2015 with New England vs. Seattle.  Atlanta probably has the worse fan base in the league and given all of the NFL ratings down discussion, I can't imagine they would beat the record by 3 million.

Under -135 @ bookmaker

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Super_Bowl_TV_ratings

https://www.statista.com/statistics/216526/super-bowl-us-tv-viewership/
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Like that a lot.

Baring an OT classic where people tune in late I can't see this being a top rates SB

 
Tiger Fan said:
What book?  FWIW, in one of those links...he was wearing a hat and took it off right before he sang.  Could be a technicality that we don't want the book to make a call on
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Bovada.  Yeah I don't feel great about No Hat more of an action bet.  Feel good about blue jeans though

 
Building on the giveaway/takeaway link that lump posted earlier, doing some simple math (NE fumbles lost vs. Atlanta fumbled recoverd and vice versa) it projects out at about .5 fumbles expected.  Bookmaker offering +400 0 fumbles lost, and +200 1 fumble lost.  I'll take a shot at both of those, effectively getting u1.5 fumbles lostat +130

 
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