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Conley 24R allowed in 31 IP versus AL. Since 2010 Marlins 10-17 SU and 18-6-3 O/U versus the AL with totals ≥ 9 (0-16 SU scoring < 6 runs).

Texas 22-37-1 O/U in Perez's starts with a total ≥ 9 (9-35-1 O/U scoring < 7 runs).

 
The "put it on the board/ he gone" guy just said that the one good thing about Sabermetrics is that it gets "youngsters" to be fans of the game.

 
Has anyone mentioned that Bartolo Colon pitches today?
So does Gausman - he burned me last time out and pitched well against TB on July 2nd. Thinking about fading him on the road to TB. TB hits righties far better than lefties as well. Headed for a run to think about this one. I need to get out of the hole I dug against Kurt. :oldunsure:

ETA thinking about fading Conley as well

 
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So does Gausman - he burned me last time out and pitched well against TB on July 2nd. Thinking about fading him on the road to TB. TB hits righties far better than lefties as well. Headed for a run to think about this one. I need to get out of the hole I dug against Kurt. :oldunsure:

ETA thinking about fading Conley as well
Always bet with your wang.  :thumbup:

 
Snell and Dickey are my only two today. And ATL is like the gentrification of San Francisco, you can't get Dickey at that good price anymore, haha gay prostitution joke slap it high brohans.

 
Also, I effing hate "trends".
Trends are garbage unless you're betting every game. Otherwise what you're doing is grabbing a fish out of a barrel: 65% of the fish are over and 35% under

Grab for an over and hope for the best. Put your money in the right place and let the chips fall where they may.

 
Unless a trend has a looooot of data points and is performing very well, it's probably useless.

And even if your trend is solid, and there aren't many of them anymore, it's possibly a matter of time until a linemaker gets wise and closes the hole. I really don't think there's any shortcut for handicapping yourself and coming up with your own numbers. Sometimes you end up betting the same team/person several games in a row, but. they. always. adjust.

 
Can someone explain BTC to me like I'm shuke?
Volatile unregulated cryptocurrency.  Buy it when it dips and get rich eventually.   Maybe.

I just use it to fund books.  If I had more available funds I'd probably invest some too, although I think you have to know there's always a slight chance it disappears forever

 
My number two chick is flying out of town Thursday morning at 7AM. She wants to "get some ****" before she leaves and is asking me to meet up w/her at 3AM. I guess she is planning on sleeping on the plane but that's not what I'm worried about. I have fashion design class at 9AM that morning so I've got a really hard time-management decision to make. It always seems like there are never enough hours in the day sometimes, especially when we have hard decisions to make about how to live our lives.

 
I haven't been home since Saturday. No alcohol but I've been tanning at the pool, eating ##### and drinking monster for three days straight. I'm just worried because they say you are what you eat and I don't want to turn into some sort of tan ##### monster.

 
What does Foltynewicz's performance have to do with the Braves seeing a starter again? I just don't get how those things relate to each other.
Way to be a ####, GPJ. Why not tell your kids the Easter Bunny isn't real while you're at it...

Next thing you're going to tell him is that correlation doesn't equal causation. You sack of ####!

 
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What does Foltynewicz's performance have to do with the Braves seeing a starter again? I just don't get how those things relate to each other.
It has nothing to do with their starter so I am probably off but I assumed it meant more about Folty having pitched vs that team and being good against them the second time for some reason.  Mostly I just want reasons to bet though.

 
It has nothing to do with their starter so I am probably off but I assumed it meant more about Folty having pitched vs that team and being good against them the second time for some reason.  Mostly I just want reasons to bet though.
Oh i thought it was folty + opposing sp for the 2nd+ time.

 
I'm going to start segueing my gambling from virtual to cash. I've got a gambling boat 4 hours from my house.

Walk in with money, walk out with money. I stopped going last year after a very good NBA run online. But there's a nice social drinking element to going on the gambling  boat and hanging with other degenerates.

Which direction do I want to take my money? In accounts receivable or my actual bank account? Cash. Put it in your bank, hide it under your bed.

I recently wrote a paper for school on how Central American drug cartels are using profits to buy forests in Central America and turn it into agriculture in a money laundering scheme.

It's like buying a bunch of gift cards except you have so much money that you buy land instead. Nobody can dodge the tax man.

 
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UFC Tuesday Night Contenders: Roberson/Spann u1.5 rounds +105

UFC Tuesday Night Contenders: Kyle Stewart +170

UFC Tuesday Night Contenders: Chase Waldon -104

Tuesday Night Contenders: Jolly/Menifield u1.5 rounds -210

 
Some weird line movement on that one, I know the limits are small but I still think the movement is important.
Very, because the dudes that will be laying serious cash will be close to the camps and actually in Vegas.  Its a perfect storm really.  I'm putting the biggest emphasis on capping these in size.  Lots of guys fighting up a weight class the past few weeks to avoid the big weight cut.  Then I look at quality of opposition, and third quality of camp.

 
Hard work!  Hard work!  Hard work!

3-1 

+2.71

Hit Ige at +110 but didn't get a chance to post it till right before the bell on twitter.

 
Brock Lesnar vs Jon Jones at Heavyweight at MSG for the new years show.

Planned Co-main event for McGregor vs 170 lb title holder

 
The woman at the jewelry store told me that they can grow opals in the lab now so be careful of that whenever you're buying birthday presents for chicks.

 

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