*** OFFICIAL *** FFA WAGERING THREAD - Merry Christmas!!! (13 Viewers)

[Tiger Fan]

Jordy Nelson saw 10 targets and caught 6 passes for 60 when he played the Vikings earlier this year.

Geronimo Allison saw 2 targets and caught 1 of them for 7 yards in that same Vikings game.

hey Em

 

[regularguy]

hey Em

It's a Festivus miracle!

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Fair enough.  Targets seem important to you, let's have a side bet.  You got Nelson, I have Allison...how does +4.5 targets sound?  Should be +8 based on your data. I'll spot you a few.

I don't get the nature of the bet, I've seen Jordy Nelson perform in the icy tundra of Lambeau Field in winter before.

Can't say the same about Allison. You're saying my line would be Nelson -4.5?

 

[TheGooRoo]

I don't get the nature of the bet, I've seen Jordy Nelson perform in the icy tundra of Lambeau Field in winter before.

Can't say the same about Allison. You're saying my line would be Nelson -4.5?

Yes, you get Jordy -4.5 targets over Allison

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Yes, you get Jordy -4.5 targets over Allison

No thanks, that's way too many. I'd say -3 would be the true outcome here.

 

[TheGooRoo]

No thanks, that's way too many. I'd say -3 would be the true outcome here.

ok I'll take +3.  Name the stakes.

 

[Stuart Ullman]

ok I'll take +3.  Name the stakes.

I mean, I really only posted that other play because it was at +145.

Not really a hill I'm willing to die on over here. I don't think Allison was even on the field for that first drive.

But for the sake of the general amusement of everybody, give me Nelson -3 for $100 EVEN money.

 

[Stuart Ullman]

You need to respond before Packers next drive or the offer is off the table.

 

[TheGooRoo]

I mean, I really only posted that other play because it was at +145.

Not really a hill I'm willing to die on over here. I don't think Allison was even on the field for that first drive.

But for the sake of the general amusement of everybody, give me Nelson -3 for $100 EVEN money.

Bad fumble last week, he's probably benched.  Even though $100 provides me no amusement, I'll book it.  Nelson -3 +100 for $100 for you.

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Bad fumble last week, he's probably benched.  Even though $100 provides me no amusement, I'll book it.  Nelson -3 +100 for $100 for you.

What gets your heart rate pumping? $500? $1,000? I got a family, man.

I can't just have $500 go missing out my savings account. My wife already hates my gambling to begin with. I can pocket $100 and blame it on Christmas gifts, gas, etc.

 

[TheGooRoo]

What gets your heart rate pumping? $500? $1,000? I got a family, man.

I can't just have $500 go missing out my savings account. My wife already hates my gambling to begin with. I can pocket $100 and blame it on Christmas gifts, gas, etc.

$20k.  Oh man, now you're guilting me with this family thing.  I was just about to run out and spend that 100 that you're gonna owe me, too.  

 

[belljr]

Well got the boat race part right

 

[Stuart Ullman]

$20k.  Oh man, now you're guilting me with this family thing.  I was just about to run out and spend that 100 that you're gonna owe me, too.  

I don't think Allison has seen a single snap yet. Don't think we'll be seeing Packers go 4-wide much in this weather.

 

[Mr.Pack]

hey Em

This Stuart dude is definitely Em

 

[facook]

This Stuart dude is definitely Em

"I've got a family."

 

[gussy]

What gets your heart rate pumping? $500? $1,000? I got a family, man.

I can't just have $500 go missing out my savings account. My wife already hates my gambling to begin with. I can pocket $100 and blame it on Christmas gifts, gas, etc.

Good Schtick Emmy

 

[ChainsawU]

You guys are great, remind me to introduce you to my imaginary pretend wife one day.

 

[facook]

You guys are great, remind me to introduce you to my imaginary pretend wife one day.

"So then she said, 'I LOOOOVE that you are 50 lbs overweight and self-medicate with booze and gambling all day...take me.  Take me now!! .........from BEHIND....'  And my wiener was actually long enough."

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Jordy Nelson: 3 targets

Geronimo Allison: 0 targets

You better hope your boy gets on the field.

 

[facook]

Jordy Nelson: 3 targets

Geronimo Allison: 0 targets

You better hope your boy gets on the field.

Good call. That $100 is gonna BREAK TheGooRoo, whose 1 unit = 30x that.  You are an imbecile.

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Good call. That $100 is gonna BREAK TheGooRoo, whose 1 unit = 30x that.  You are an imbecile.

Huh? I just want a free $100, lol. I could care less how big this guy's schlong is.

 

[facook]

Jordy Nelson: 3 targets

Geronimo Allison: 0 targets

You better hope your boy gets on the field.

Also....GOD it is good to have you back.

 

[gussy]

Panthers/Bucs U47
Saints/Falcons U52
Pats/Bills U46.5

 

[Stuart Ullman]

2H - Warriors O57.5

Warriors shot 39.5% from the floor and 9.1% from 3 in the first half. Don't think that's sustainable.

They'll come out small and start jacking up treys. They're at home and if anyone is gonna come back, it's the Warriors at home. Potential OT bailout.

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Well Geronimo Allison got on the field alright, Jordy Nelson sees 6 targets then gets hurt and Allison takes his place. How cute is that?

Halftime Update:

Nelson 6 targets

Allison: 1 target

 

[swirvenirvin]

jordy out

 

[Frostillicus]

UCONN +11.5

Minnesota -19.5

Illinois +4

UNC -6.5

Tennessee -1.5

4-1 today.  That takes me to 71-43 this year.  62.3%.  This upcoming regression should be pretty amazing.

 

[swirvenirvin]

Well Geronimo Allison got on the field alright, Jordy Nelson sees 6 targets then gets hurt and Allison takes his place. How cute is that?

Halftime Update:

Nelson 6 targets

Allison: 1 target

pay up

 

[Stuart Ullman]

4-1 today.  That takes me to 71-43 this year.  62.3%.  This upcoming regression should be pretty amazing.

Take the money and run.

 

[mquinnjr]

jordy out

I got this at a push, so with Jordy out another target for Geronimo is a winner, right?

 

[ChainsawU]

Zimmer and them have never pitched a shutout

 

[swirvenirvin]

I got this at a push, so with Jordy out another target for Geronimo is a winner, right?

yes push...also happy that jordy being out gave me 4 wins tonite

 

[mquinnjr]

Zimmer and them have never pitched a shutout

It's the shades, clearly.

 

[ChainsawU]

Al just used my baseball metaphor!

 

[Clorox]

Well Geronimo Allison got on the field alright, Jordy Nelson sees 6 targets then gets hurt and Allison takes his place. How cute is that?

Halftime Update:

Nelson 6 targets

Allison: 1 target

Why the F is Em going after GooRoo? At a Christmas party and have not been following along...

 

[gussy]

Why the F is Em going after GooRoo? At a Christmas party and have not been following along...

Um, it's almost like you don't know him. It's what he does................

 

[ChainsawU]

http://youtu.be/MlmQONDjwWM

 

[mquinnjr]

http://youtu.be/MlmQONDjwWM

 

[Clorox]

Um, it's almost like you don't know him. It's what he does................

I know, but JFC, last I heard he was trading spreadsheets with GR, #### moves fast here...

 

[regularguy]

I know, but JFC, last I heard he was trading spreadsheets with GR, #### moves fast here...

No kidding.  Em's got a wife and family now.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I faded keenum.

Wish I'd have seen this before I started him in my championship 

 

[swirvenirvin]

nice fanbase packers.. stadium was probably 40% viquens fans

 

[Stuart Ullman]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SWmQbk5h86w

 

[Clorox]

No kidding.  Em's got a wife and family now.

Wait, WTF, I thought it takes 9 months to have a kid??!

 

[Mr.Pack]

Why the F is Em going after GooRoo? At a Christmas party and have not been following along...

Because Em is Em?

 

[ChainsawU]

Detroit Lions 23-6-1 O/U L30 on grass versus AFC (14-0 O/U L14).

I thought I had this one again, but it's on turf. But..

Caldwell/Lions 21-10 under away:

• 13-6 non-division -> (all 13 unders scored 45 or less; the six overs 61 or more)
  
• 14-4 artificial surface -> (all 14 unders saw 44 or less; the four overs 62 or more)
  

Lions/Bengals u45 -120

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Here's the thing guys, if you don't think you're the best. If you don't trust your brain. Then you are in the wrong industry.

You don't become the best by being afraid to take a swing at the champ. You're either gonna fall short or make him feel the pain.

I will take action against anybody at anytime if I feel the angle is in my favor. I'm going to pay the man the money he earned, even if it took Jordy Nelson separating his shoulder to do so.

If you don't think you can be the best, then you're wasting your time.

 

[ChainsawU]

Here's the thing guys, if you don't think you're the best. If you don't trust your brain. Then you are in the wrong industry. You don't become the best by being afraid to take a swing at the champ. You're either gonna fall short or make him feel the pain. I will take action against anybody at anytime if I feel the angle is in my favor. I'm going to pay the man the money he earned, even if it took Jordy Nelson separating his shoulder to do so. If you don't think you can be the best, then you're wasting your time.

pay up

 

[Stuart Ullman]

pay up

Say that again and I won't.

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Try me.