*** OFFICIAL *** FFA WAGERING THREAD - Merry Christmas!!! (3 Viewers)

[Stuart Ullman]

This NCAA tournament has destroyed my life.

 

[regularguy]

This NCAA tournament has destroyed my life.

your wife get tired of you watching basketball and leave you?

 

[gussy]

Nevada +9

 

[lumpy19]

Bridges o 16.5p

Ward u 15.5p+r

Battle o 2 made 3

WTF bridges, let's go buddy

 

[ChainsawU]

both teams rested

Oregon 15-18 O/U:
combined rest 5 days or fewer: 12-4 O/U
combined rest more than 5 days: 3-14 O/U

Oregon/Marquette u150 -103

 

[Stuart Ullman]

your wife get tired of you watching basketball and leave you?

Something like that. 

 

[Billy Bats]

These kids and games are nuts/awesome. 

 

[ChainsawU]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DYmO8qWUQAApVWi.jpg

I came up with a new business idea called Hole Foods, it's basically a what would Jesus do but it's what would Courtney Love eat and then we sell that.

 

[lumpy19]

of course the fact that butler has two players with the last name edwards is causing problems

 

[Mr.Pack]

your mom get tired of you watching basketball and leave you?

fyp

 

[lumpy19]

cripes, Nevada has two C. Martins and they're both Forwards!? 

 

[swirvenirvin]

Stupid spartans ruined a nice pay day in the sweet 16 duke matchup.

####### clowns #shouldhavebetmoreoncuse

 

[lumpy19]

of course the fact that butler has two players with the last name edwards is causing problems

BetDSI totally ####### me on this

 

[comfortably numb]

Max bet retrievers! +10!!!

Ride the wave! They hit a 3pt to win their tourney and then Virginia. 

 

[lumpy19]

sorry cincy bros

 

[kevzilla]

No open mics around Eric Musselman, please.

 

[comfortably numb]

Blah. That killed some futures, my brackets and my night.....Go retrievers!!!!!

 

[Stuart Ullman]

This tournament is hilariously great. These seeds mean nothing. ?

I want to see UMBC run Virginia’s #1 seed to the finals.

 

[gussy]

Almost have to put cash on Kentucky to win it all at this point doesn't a guy?
They will be favored all the way to the championship game at which point a
guy could always hedge if you wanted. Any ideas on what they'll be? 3 or 4-1?

 

[Frostillicus]

Blueitt o 3 made 3

Blueitt u 8.5r+a

Macura o 12.5p

Cofer o 12.5p

Cofer o 4.5r

Elmore u 11.5r+a

Elmore u 6.5 made FT

Carter u 2 made 3

Carter o 12r+a

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Any statistics on if we would have put one unit on each dog? Seems like it would have been profitable.

Cruise control, set and forget.

 

[Stuart Ullman]

I was able to hit Nevada at +595 and Syracuse at +470 using live betting. I feel like any basketball team that's down 4-6 points with 4 - 5 minutes left to play has a chance to win. So to offer a +595 line in that situation is crazy to me.

Especially in a neutral location which I think sometimes is forgotten. Defense in the last 30 seconds of the game is much different when the home fans aren't screaming their lungs off for you.

 

[gussy]

K State 2H -5.5

 

[Billy Bats]

Thundering Herd ML. Amirite?? Anyone have it? Too big for my book to offer.  

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Thundering Herd ML. Amirite?? Anyone have it? Too big for my book to offer.  

+640 at 5Dimes

 

[regularguy]

To get ? up for NASCAR today I watched cars 3 this morning, I feel a sweep coming on

So close to the sweep.  Thanks for sharing, @TheGooRoo  Maybe the short track next week will open up the field a bit more for a dog to win. 

 

[Don't Noonan]

Thundering Herd ML. Amirite?? Anyone have it? Too big for my book to offer.  

I got +650 here in Vegas

 

[ChainsawU]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DYnZXFYVMAEyR74?format=jpg

 

[comfortably numb]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DYnZXFYVMAEyR74?format=jpg

What's with the differnt colored sox

 

[ChainsawU]

vegas my ###

 

[comfortably numb]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DYnZXFYVMAEyR74?format=jpg

FBG needs a love button

 

[ChainsawU]

just went down on her for the first time

shes' in the bath right now

its zz top on the radio for some reason but I'm not chanign it

 

[swirvenirvin]

SMRT

Worst Bet Of The Night: With Cincinnati up 22 on Nevada, a bettor on William Hill’s InPlay app bet $2,000 on the Bearcats to win. If they did win (they didn’t), it would have paid out — you ready — $26.65!!!

 

[ChainsawU]

What's with the differnt colored sox

I bought her that ankle bracelet at Kendra Scott.

 

[ChainsawU]

Yo! She ####### left! I thought she was in the bathroom. With the exhaust fan on. I bet she went to the ninth floor to take a #### on the recreation room women's bathroom.

 

[ChainsawU]

I called her she text back: brb

 

[ChainsawU]

She's totally ####ting

 

[ChainsawU]

Alright see y'all tomorrow. Did the Oregon game go under I still have no idea okay peace out.

 

[The Ref]

SMRT

Worst Bet Of The Night: With Cincinnati up 22 on Nevada, a bettor on William Hill’s InPlay app bet $2,000 on the Bearcats to win. If they did win (they didn’t), it would have paid out — you ready — $26.65!!!

Just throw them in a parlay

 

[facook]

+900

 

[swirvenirvin]

####### retievers gonna blow the 10 pt cover

 

[The Ref]

####### retievers gonna blow the 10 pt cover

Lol - they hit the basket at the end though...

 

[gussy]

Got effed by missed FT's at the end twice today. That was pleasant.

 

[ChainsawU]

I'd have pleasured her weeks ago to the point she could not care less

she is the most pristine germaphobian I ever met. literally no fluid contact. so I got like 30 strawberry dental dams off amazon. and this was the first night we were both throwed enough to use them. needless to say it was like a tootsie pop and after three licks in she abandoned the entire safe sex thing and nutted. she told me she is 26 and hasn't been down on since she was 14. she text she'll be back 2AM

 

[comfortably numb]

What do we think the line will be with Kentucky and K state?

UK-7?

 

[ChainsawU]

I just want to say that Texas boys know how to tame wild animals.

 

[ChainsawU]

yo what is the clippers side I'm exausted

 

[gussy]

raise your hand if you just had to go to amazon.com to figure out what the hell a "dental dam" is.

 

[ChainsawU]

No she is a redhead and her skin harbors only the most sensitive skincare products.

 

[ChainsawU]

raise your hand if you just had to go to amazon.com to figure out what the hell a "dental dam" is.

yo the only time I ever heard of it was from that movie playas club or whatever it was or Woo. whatever the movie was where kid and play had safe sex