*** OFFICIAL *** FFA WAGERING THREAD - Merry Christmas!!! (6 Viewers)

[Stuart Ullman]

people laugh at you, not with you... #clownshow

I don't really care man. I don't get my panties in a bunch over what a bunch of rude strangers on the internet think...

 

[swirvenirvin]

I don't really care man. I don't get my panties in a bunch over what a bunch of rude strangers on the internet think...

go away and stop posting stupid images of stupid random bets you make

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Okay, that was mean.

 

[lumpy19]

go away and stop posting stupid images of stupid random bets you make

Swirv just put him on ignore, it's like he's not even in the thread

 

[Angry Beavers]

liked way too many F5 TT Overs today

Disciplined myself however to 

NYY O2.5 - 120

Boston o 2.5 - 120

Houston O3 -100

 

[swirvenirvin]

Horford series unders, and unders today too

 

[gussy]

Astros TT O5 (-135)
Cubs F5 TT O2.5 (-130)
Twins (+148)
Reds (+146)
Nats (+118)

 

[ChainsawU]

Remember to keep the large bills on the outside of your bankroll today.

 

[gussy]

Pucks

Bolts -1/2 (-110)

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Cleveland gave up an average of 30+ points in the first quarter of all the Game 1s of these Playoffs. Boston are more of a defensive team but the Cavaliers push the pace, especially when they are even / trailing another team.

 

[ChainsawU]

HPU David Rackley 30-15-4 O/U in the last game of the series (7-0-1 O/U G4). Plus this Twins dude has started two games ending in shutouts and they're due to allow some runs to the opposing team.

Angels o4½ +125
Twins/Angels o7½ -105

 

[modogg]

have to take Cavs -7 at the half. Cus Crise looking ok, but i assume they rest on the 4th if stil up 30

 

[Stuart Ullman]

have to take Cavs -7 at the half. Cus Crise looking ok, but i assume they rest on the 4th if stil up 30

Cavs didn't make a single 3-pointer in the 1H. This 3rd quarter will be their hill to die on.

 

[The Ref]

Horford series unders, and unders today too

Just the way we drew it up coach 

 

[Wine Thief]

Hey guys, any big plans for Mendoza night?

 

[gussy]

Hey guys, any big plans for Mendoza night?

I'm on the Nats +118

 

[Wine Thief]

I'm on the Nats +118

Oh, I didn't know who was even playing   I'll root for the Nats with ya.

 

[ChainsawU]

Hey guys, any big plans for Mendoza night?

Have u ever been to the official Skunk Ape Research Headquarters in Ochopee, Florida?

 

[facook]

Hey guys, any big plans for Mendoza night?

Like 10 total runs in the first three games of the series so I am following the Under trend....which means you should play the over for 2 units.

 

[ChainsawU]

David #######' Rackley I'll be a son of a #####.

 

[ChainsawU]

#######' is not allowed (starts with an f and rhymes with chicken).

 

[Wine Thief]

Have u ever been to the official Skunk Ape Research Headquarters in Ochopee, Florida?

Absolutely.  I have a pic of the ape out front on one of my old phones.

 

[ChainsawU]

I'm reading this book called The Edumacation Book: Amazing Cocktail-Party Science to Impress Your Friends. The headquarters was mentioned in the section of the book about Yetis.

 

[ChainsawU]

I have a pic of the ape

I think I've seen that pic before, that's the one you use on your twitter right? I didn't realize skunk apes wore sandals.

 

[Wine Thief]

I think I've seen that pic before, that's the one you use on your twitter right? I didn't realize skunk apes wore sandals.

well played

 

[facook]

#######

#######g

friggin

Weird

 

[facook]

The things I bet are often strange. I listen to 2 shows from DC, Kornheiser and the Sports Junkies. If the Caps win tonight tomorrow’s homer shows will be INSUFFERABLE, like Simmons interviewing the Celtics owner. Therefore, Caps +170.  I want to profit if I have to pay a price in entertainment.

Also tailing @gamblou on the under (he is on Caps tonight too).

 

[ChainsawU]

best thing ever is when she finally leave and you can finally fart

 

[ChainsawU]

baseball wagering can't make one feel any dumber than capping any other sport, it's just that it can make one feel dumber for more consecutive days per week

 

[ChainsawU]

that's what I have down for the lead into the MLB portion - chapter seven of The Dumb Money, coming soon to a bookstore near you

 

[Frostillicus]

I bet $1 on Webb Simpson to win the Players at 88-1.  I'm so rich right now.

 

[facook]

Like 10 total runs in the first three games of the series so I am following the Under trend....which means you should play the over for 2 units.

The things I bet are often strange. I listen to 2 shows from DC, Kornheiser and the Sports Junkies. If the Caps win tonight tomorrow’s homer shows will be INSUFFERABLE, like Simmons interviewing the Celtics owner. Therefore, Caps +170.  I want to profit if I have to pay a price in entertainment.

Also tailing @gamblou on the under (he is on Caps tonight too).

People who fade my A hit 66.6% winners. Probs gonna go TwitTout now.

 

[lumpy19]

I bet $1 on Webb Simpson to win the Players at 88-1.  I'm so rich right now.

You should have bet more

 

[IMAX 3D]

@Good Posting Judge we expecting Rhys Hoskins to go on a HR binge at some point?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

@Good Posting Judge we expecting Rhys Hoskins to go on a HR binge at some point?

It'd be nice. Still got Gallo in the pack, tho.

 

[Billy Bats]

VICTORY!!!!

Breaking: The U.S. Supreme Court has struck down a federal anti-sports gambling law, giving states the go-ahead to allow betting on sports.

 

[IMAX 3D]

VICTORY!!!!

Breaking: The U.S. Supreme Court has struck down a federal anti-sports gambling law, giving states the go-ahead to allow betting on sports.

Hopefully no appeals

 

[Peyton Marino]

Excited for 30c lines and $250 limits

 

[mquinnjr]

Excited for 30c lines and $250 limits

Excited for Pinny, matchbook, etc. access.

 

[comfortably numb]

Will this mean you have to pay tax on your winnings? I may stick to envelopes and Venmo.

 

[Billy Bats]

Will this mean you have to pay tax on your winnings? I may stick to envelopes and Venmo.

Good point. But the thought of hanging at a local sports book any time I want is pretty cool option to have. And it will definitely control my gambling better, betting only what I have instead of what I don’t. 

 

[Leroy Hoard]

VICTORY!!!!

Breaking: The U.S. Supreme Court has struck down a federal anti-sports gambling law, giving states the go-ahead to allow betting on sports.

Of course the states will want a cut, can't dig too deep into what they are already making on lotteries.

 

[mquinnjr]

Good point. But the thought of hanging at a local sports book any time I want is pretty cool option to have. 

This big time. Being able to get together with friends and bet in a local casino for just the social aspect is .

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Will this mean you have to pay tax on your winnings? I may stick to envelopes and Venmo.

My state has a 600-1 rule where if the odds stay under that there is no tax.

 

[Peyton Marino]

Excited for Pinny, matchbook, etc. access.

I'm skeptical that happens, but yes that would be orgasmic

 

[Stuart Ullman]

VICTORY!!!!

Breaking: The U.S. Supreme Court has struck down a federal anti-sports gambling law, giving states the go-ahead to allow betting on sports.

With a tear in my eye, this is the greatest moment in my life.

 

[lumpy19]

I'm skeptical that happens, but yes that would be orgasmic

Honestly I just finished at the thought of it....can't imagine if it became reality.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Excited for 30c lines and $250 limits

I assume you're talking props.  Same as online in that case.

Competition is a good thing, the consumer will win out here in the long run....but surely there will be some bumps in the road along the way.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Eh, we'll see. Think Congress is gonna regulate at the federal level instead of leaving it to the states.

 

[bicycle_seat_sniffer]

With a tear in my eye, this is the greatest moment in my life.

Need to legalize weed and hookers next.....then we can really be called the land of the free!!!! Murica!