*** OFFICIAL *** FFA WAGERING THREAD - Merry Christmas!!! (2 Viewers)

[ChainsawU]

look it's the white barry bonds

 

[facook]

real talk I'm being seriously lied to and my attempts at thwarting those lies tonight only resulted in my further emasculation

Redheads = regrets, craziness, hotness, and amazing memories.

 

[Stuart Ullman]

F5 - Royals ML +145

F5 - Pirates / Cardinals U4.5, EVEN

 

[Stuart Ullman]

F5 - Royals ML +145

F5 - Pirates / Cardinals U4.5, EVEN

We out here, gettin' that plus money everyday.

 

[Stuart Ullman]

F5 - Yankees / Orioles O5, -110

I don't think they'll get the game in but if they do, I like the over.

 

[facook]

Braves F5 covers just keep coming.

 

[Stuart Ullman]

F5 - Yankees / Orioles O5, -110

I don't think they'll get the game in but if they do, I like the over.

Same old Tanaka and Gausman, lol. We'll keep rolling with the home dogs.

F5 - Rockies ML, +117

 

[swirvenirvin]

how ####### stupid is fox.. why is woman's golf on instead of verlander price.. No one ####### cares about womans golf.  ####### DUMB

 

[IMAX 3D]

Tigers 4-0 since that goose tried to commit suicide

 

[swirvenirvin]

Tigers 4-0 since that goose tried to commit suicide

omg just saw this

 

[Tiger Fan]

Won 3u on Ariya Jutanugarn matchups today

 

[IMAX 3D]

Won 3u on Ariya Jutanugarn matchups today

Thought you were betting on the Spelling Bee for a minute 

 

[Stuart Ullman]

F5 - Phillies ML, EVEN

No Buster Posey. For 5-0 on the day...

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Tigers 4-0 since that goose tried to commit suicide

I did one of those Tutor pools where 5 people just draft teams and whoever gets the most wins, wins. I got the Tigers with the last pick, which was pleasantly surprising, the Marlins went like 25th.

 

[IMAX 3D]

Cards -130

 

[lumpy19]

@regularguy

NASCAR!

 

[Stuart Ullman]

I'm back to finish the ripper I started yesterday.

 

[regularguy]

@regularguy

NASCAR!

So far, I'm on

Bowyer o Logano

Kurt Busch o Logano

Elliott o Johnson

Bowman o McMurray

 

[lumpy19]

So far, I'm on

Bowyer o Logano

Kurt Busch o Logano

Elliott o Johnson

Bowman o McMurray

IN

I played Hamlin o Jones -150

Bowyer o almirola -140

Menard o stenhouse -110

 

[facook]

Braves F5 ml

Rockies F5 +.5

 

[Stuart Ullman]

F5 - Cubs ML, -142

Jon Lester pitched 7 innings of 1 run ball against New York last season. The weather should help keep the ball in the park which has often been Lester's achille heel when he struggles.

There's no team I love seeing the Cubs beat up on more than the stupid "Miracle Mets".

Go Cubs Go!

ETA: I was just informed that Rizzo and Bryant are resting. So I severely overpaid on this -142 line and will probably lose in a 1-0 game.

 

[regularguy]

IN

I played Hamlin o Jones -150

Bowyer o almirola -140

Menard o stenhouse -110

 Not sure about the last one but like the first 2. Unfortunately the odds on Bowyer/Almirola shot way up. Nice grab.

 

[lumpy19]

 Not sure about the last one but like the first 2. Unfortunately the odds on Bowyer/Almirola shot way up. Nice grab.

Not sure about the last one?

Bro do you even NASCAR? those 3 are  :IBTL:

 

[regularguy]

Not sure about the last one?

Bro do you even NASCAR? those 3 are  :IBTL:

I went with Menard o Byron instead.

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Very lucky to push on the Cubs not knowing Bryant and Rizzo were resting.

Those are streak killers. Glad to have a little luck on my side.

 

[swirvenirvin]

Very lucky to push on the Cubs not knowing Bryant and Rizzo were resting.

Those are streak killers. Glad to have a little luck on my side.

you know they post lineups ahead of time right?

 

[Stuart Ullman]

F5 - Dodgers / Rockies U6.5, -120

Hate to go under on a Coors Field game but the show must go on! Hoping for a sleepy Sunday start and some regression from all the runs scored yesterday.

Nitrogen Sports let me buy the half point.

 

[IMAX 3D]

Stupid Braves

 

[gussy]

M's F5 TT U2 (-145)

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Eh, I got what I asked for. Still complete dominance on my end.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Stupid Braves

Hellickson getting hurt worked out for the nats tbh.

 

[IMAX 3D]

?????????????

 

[regularguy]

Brutal. Things were decent until every wreck went against me. 

 

[IMAX 3D]

NASCAR is stupid

 

[Stuart Ullman]

NASCAR is stupid

Not as stupid as Coors Field. Coors Field has cost me two HUGE winning streaks in the past week.

Although I blame myself for betting against the most obvious lean in the MLB.

Stupid sexy altitude!

 

[lumpy19]

Ouch

 

[Stuart Ullman]

F5 - Padres / Reds U4, -120

Two crappy teams on a Sunday in Petco Park. Vegas wants action on the over, so they didn't give us a hook.

Let's get back on the pony.

 

[ChainsawU]

Redheads = regrets, craziness, hotness, and amazing memories.

A very petite black woman fed me something I probably shouldn't have eaten at the strip club Friday night. She was very persuasive about it because she wanted me "on her level." Then she tried to persuade me into going home w her. I said no but it was exactly what I needed - sometimes the universe gives us special little gifts when we least expect it.

 

[facook]

A very petite black woman fed me something I probably shouldn't have eaten at the strip club Friday night. She was very persuasive about it because she wanted me "on her level." Then she tried to persuade me into going home w her. I said no but it was exactly what I needed - sometimes the universe gives us special little gifts when we least expect it.

Anyways, the home plate umpire for Mendoza Time tonight is Ben May.  Home teams are 0-7 SU with him as ump this year.  Sox +1.5.

 

[lumpy19]

making up for NASCAR with GSW -11.5, this is definitely going to end well

 

[tonydead]

Klay Thompson u 19.  Back in locker room with an ankle issue. 

 

[Stuart Ullman]

At least I got to see a grand slam. ?

Q1 - Warriors / Cavaliers O56

Warriors really only try in Q3. They'll probably open up soft on defense as usual. Cleveland will push early.

Can probably get some dog money on Cleveland to win Quarter X.

 

[ChainsawU]

Cavaliers 2H -2½ +255

 

[Wine Thief]

you go to hell

They get to you too?  We should have had a Sunday brunch with champagne or Mendozas, or both, today.

 

[facook]

They get to you too?  We should have had a Sunday brunch with champagne or Mendozas, or both, today.

Anyways, the home plate umpire for Mendoza Time tonight is Ben May.  Home teams are 0-7 SU with him as ump this year.  Sox +1.5.

Braves F5 ml

Rockies F5 +.5

'Huh?  C'mon.  I'm at LEAST 2-3 on this ish today....    (I had Cavs and under.  Emmer effers.)

 

[ChainsawU]

They get to you too?  We should have had a Sunday brunch with champagne or Mendozas, or both, today.

oh my god is that pesto? in the eggs? is that pesto in the eggs? oh my god it's asparagus!

 

[ChainsawU]

was staying at the driskill one time and ordered mimosas up to the room (I'd seen Vince Vaughn do it in the movie Made) but they refused to bring them until 12 noon, legal liquor time in TX

 

[ChainsawU]

booty woman has been at some lake house since 9pm. just let me know she was "omw" 437am booty call good thing I got some ginseng

 

[ChainsawU]

437am booty call

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/De2smOKVMAEjUog.jpg

 

[Angry Beavers]

I tried for a 4:37AM booty call.. ok it was more like a 5:57 AM wake up the wife before the alarm goes off to have some pre-work fun. Did I mention my wife is not a morning person? 

NYY F5TT O2.5 - 130:  VerHagen has not done well at the MLB level although he has some nice AAA stats since being sent down in late April. I'll roll with the NYY TT O anyway.  Sanchez and Gardner are not in the lineup for game 1 today.  I don't think that will matter. 

GLTA
AB