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*** OFFICIAL *** FFA WAGERING THREAD - Merry Christmas!!! (7 Viewers)

Opposing teams 17-1 SU in G1 at Petco. Gotta think that one starts to turn around soon. That's just starting to become unbelievable/unsound.
See what I mean. I wouldn't fade them today either, Pods have been strong in G2. Also, since last season G2 at Petco has gone 19-6-4 O/U (avg total 8) when the visitor scored less than 6 runs the day before. sdql

Pods o3 -105
Phils/Pods o8 -105

 
most profitable series game + team + venue
Orioles 15-4-1 to the under in G1 at home (next Tuesday)
Yankees 16-3 to the over in G2 at home (next Wednesday)

 
PUSH! I NEVER DOUBTED IT!!! 9-1-1 (never forget)
Man I took a logic class from this really cool dude. He was super smart and had a great sense of humor - always telling jokes. Smart jokes, too. And he was really, really impressed once when I knew the name of the Jack Nicholson movie in which he asked a waitress to "hold it between your legs." Anyway, one random day he was going off on something (like always) and randomly happened to rhetorically ask if anyone knew any 9/11 knock knock jokes - just because it'd be so randomly unfunny as an anti-joke/etc.. But the thing was that I actually knew one and was too shy to open my mouth! I have regretted it ever since. I had the perfect opportunity and blew it.

9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

:rolleyes:
 
Man I took a logic class from this really cool dude. He was super smart and had a great sense of humor - always telling jokes. Smart jokes, too. And he was really, really impressed once when I knew the name of the Jack Nicholson movie in which he asked a waitress to "hold it between your legs." Anyway, one random day he was going off on something (like always) and randomly happened to rhetorically ask if anyone knew any 9/11 knock knock jokes - just because it'd be so randomly unfunny as an anti-joke/etc.. But the thing was that I actually knew one and was too shy to open my mouth! I have regretted it ever since. I had the perfect opportunity and blew it.

9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

:rolleyes:
:lol:

 
Nola o6.5k -145

Where you at @regularguy
First week all season I haven't capped K props.  Stupid work.  I've still played some, but I've just been doing it by looking for off-market lines at a local.  BTW, I noticed today that DSI is offering some K props with the new site. 

 
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First week all season I haven't capped K props.  Stupid work.  I've still played some, but I've just been doing it by looking for off-market lines at a local.  BTW, I noticed today that DSI is offering some K props with the new site. 
Yup I noticed that too

 
I love that the one time I bet on a ####### Coors Field over, the under hits. I should probably just give up on tonight. That's just dumb and I'm not in the mood to play games.

:thumbup:

 
The Indiana Fever (WNBA) are on a B2B against the Las Vegas Aces. The Las Vegas Aces are 2-0 against the Indiana Fever with winning margins of 9 and 14. The Las Vegas are 2-0 in the first half against the Indiana Fever with winning margins of 9 and 3. Neither team is playing for anything but pride and tonight's game is being played in Las Vegas.

Game 1 (6/12/18 in Indiana)
1H Total: 83
FG Total: 193 (game went to OT, total was 168 before OT)

Game 2 (7/22/18 in Las Vegas)
1H Total: 77
FG Total: 162

Game 1 Box Score
Game 2 Box Score

 
Cool just got in an argument with the wife because she wants to go ride some stupid Christmas train the Saturday after thanksgiving. I asked if we could secure a late time because Michigan plays Ohio State at noon

Wife:  :rant:

 
regularguy said:
First week all season I haven't capped K props.  Stupid work.  I've still played some, but I've just been doing it by looking for off-market lines at a local.  BTW, I noticed today that DSI is offering some K props with the new site. 
interesting that your k props arent shared....  I dont believe you you are capping them

 
interesting that your k props arent shared....  I dont believe you you are capping them
Most of them are at a local, and the Betbuilder ones move too fast when they post a soft #.  I'll pay more attention to DSI now that I know they have them and share those.  Had to quit playing them at Bookmaker as I wasn't beating their lines. 

 
Cool just got in an argument with the wife because she wants to go ride some stupid Christmas train the Saturday after thanksgiving. I asked if we could secure a late time because Michigan plays Ohio State at noon

Wife:  :rant:
Talking about Christmas trains in August?  sounds awesome

 
If you bought all the MLB favorites of -200 or more this season you'd be 220-77 SU against an average line of -239 for a 5.3% return of $3,765.

 
Since he became a Nat Scherzer is the second-most profitable MLB road favorite behind Arrieta:

  • Since 2015 Scherzer 42-16 SU +$1,373 road favorite (avg line -180) sdql
 
Aug 7 Max Scherzer did his part. Just emptied out the gas tank. 7 innings of 1-run ball. 113 pitches.
Since 2012 Scherzer 32-5 SU on 4 days rest when he threw greater than 110 pitches in his previous start (18-2 SU away). In the 20 road starts Scherzer's team went 13-2-5 F5 with 1±1 opponent runs per game in the first five innings (Cubs currently lined u1½ +110 F5).

 
Played Blaney and Jones to win at 20/1 at BOL. Still value at 18/1.

Faded Johnson and played McMurray over Newman, Larson over Truex and Elliott +140 over Kes.

 
booty woman leaves such odd clothing at my place I told her I washed and folded her little pink angel hoodie and three pair of panties so now I'm her dad

 
Cool just got in an argument with the wife because she wants to go ride some stupid Christmas train the Saturday after thanksgiving. I asked if we could secure a late time because Michigan plays Ohio State at noon

Wife:  :rant:
No offense, but #### off wife

 
I missed all of this game : http://www.espn.com/college-football/game?gameId=333340130 - 2013 Ohio State - Michigan because my wife decided early that afternoon that she had finally found the perfect car and was getting it that day - a little over an hour away. I had to go because A) we weren't trading a car in so she needed someone to drive it home B) She hates conflict so I had to go negotiate and C) of course she wanted me to see the car too.... in all fairness we got a great deal but really, during that game, couldn't go in the morning.. marriage is wonderful....

 
I was engaged at 20. The woman I was engaged to was 21. And she was spoiled. Super spoiled. While we were in the middle of the negotiations I was about to "walk away" from the deal. I was gonna walk, told the guy I was unhappy and was gonna leave (standard negotiating tactic) and then she starts crying in the middle of the showroom in front of everyone because she liked the car so much and didn't want to leave. I went to pick up the plates a few days later.. guy was already on vacation.

 
Astros - 1 out from winning today and closing out a chalk parlay for me after  scoring three in the bottom of the 8th.... this is why closers get a bad name....

 

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