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*** OFFICIAL *** FFA WAGERING THREAD - Merry Christmas!!! (18 Viewers)

Good Posting Judge said:
VIP SPORTS #184:

-Steve admits that Skip's $50 package got its ### kicked! It went 1-4. Skip: "I'm not God."

-Good news, they'll be back in the positive by tonight's game (TNF). "Your bookie is going to get ####### buried." 

-Steve explains the broke-##### that are signing up for $50 are "smaller guys", and that they don't get the really good picks. The top-tier package is $25k a month! Also openly refers to his larger clients as "whales." Umm..

-Steve says the Robert Downey Jr. and Garth Brooks are clients.

-Steve's going to make his "owner plays" available for a smaller price! Also concedes that if you don't have a lot of money, you shouldn't be betting sports.

-Steve dismisses leaving your money in banks. "3%? Put 3 fingers in your ###." Later: "#### 10%."

-Three personal plays for only $200!!!!!! I'm sold, sending them @Frostillicus' phone number.

-Steve talked to Mayweather on the phone and he's interested in buying the Grizzlies. He also implores Floyd to just let him have $2mm.

-Steve asks his Alexa very inappropriate things. 

-The show has two guests, a couple of bros named Matt and Carlos. Skip: "Matt and Carlos, sounds like a Mexican restaurant!" 

-Matt doing all the talking. It's been a very prosperous relationship for three weeks, splitting winnings...50/50.

-Matt has a finance degree. Oh dear. Ah, he's in the weed business.

-Steve ad read: "BetQL gives you a powerful data."

-Steve knew Floyd was coming back when he saw him replacing the carpet at his gym.
-Steve will make you 300-400% ROI.

-Steve and Skip arguing about selling his picks for $250!

-Steve thinks anyone who bet the Jags last week against the Pats is lying.

-Skip is happy that the NL has a winning record against the AL. "Designate my nuts."

-Steve interrupts Skip's shtick to say "#### St. Louis." 

-Steve says that Arrieta has "big-### aereolas."

-Steve advocates that young men go to Boca Raton to have sex  with old rich women. I have no clue, starting to fade out a bit.

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:lmao:

 
Good Posting Judge said:
VIP SPORTS #184:

-Steve admits that Skip's $50 package got its ### kicked! It went 1-4. Skip: "I'm not God."

-Good news, they'll be back in the positive by tonight's game (TNF). "Your bookie is going to get ####### buried." 

-Steve explains the broke-##### that are signing up for $50 are "smaller guys", and that they don't get the really good picks. The top-tier package is $25k a month! Also openly refers to his larger clients as "whales." Umm..

-Steve says the Robert Downey Jr. and Garth Brooks are clients.

-Steve's going to make his "owner plays" available for a smaller price! Also concedes that if you don't have a lot of money, you shouldn't be betting sports.

-Steve dismisses leaving your money in banks. "3%? Put 3 fingers in your ###." Later: "#### 10%."

-Three personal plays for only $200!!!!!! I'm sold, sending them @Frostillicus' phone number.

-Steve talked to Mayweather on the phone and he's interested in buying the Grizzlies. He also implores Floyd to just let him have $2mm.

-Steve asks his Alexa very inappropriate things. 

-The show has two guests, a couple of bros named Matt and Carlos. Skip: "Matt and Carlos, sounds like a Mexican restaurant!" 

-Matt doing all the talking. It's been a very prosperous relationship for three weeks, splitting winnings...50/50.

-Matt has a finance degree. Oh dear. Ah, he's in the weed business.

-Steve ad read: "BetQL gives you a powerful data."

-Steve knew Floyd was coming back when he saw him replacing the carpet at his gym.
-Steve will make you 300-400% ROI.

-Steve and Skip arguing about selling his picks for $250!

-Steve thinks anyone who bet the Jags last week against the Pats is lying.

-Skip is happy that the NL has a winning record against the AL. "Designate my nuts."

-Steve interrupts Skip's shtick to say "#### St. Louis." 

-Steve says that Arrieta has "big-### aereolas."

-Steve advocates that young men go to Boca Raton to have sex  with old rich women. I have no clue, starting to fade out a bit.

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Man I might have to start listening to that again. 

I’m drunk, on T A&M plus 26 and on Cowboys money line because we’re going to the game and our D might just kill Wilson. 

Cheers. 

 
Since 2006 road teams laying 21 or more versus teams coming in on less than 6 days of rest: 21-7 ATS and 19-9 to the over sdql

Penn State -30 +137
Penn State o43 -110

 
they went 16-2 O/U when they combined for more than 9 points in the 1Q

Penn State/Illinois o59½ -105

eta sdql

 
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Speaking of lack of opening drive touchdowns, they said the Seahawks have now gone a league-worst 31 consecutive regular season games without an opening drive touchdown, with 17 of the 31 possessions harboring zero first-downs.

 
This #### ain't going over either. All these ####### baseball games to bet on and I go full ####### and bet on the kiddies...

#### this. This is miserable.

 
Pass on trying to teach EM anything about any sport that's not the NBA. And there's nothing I can teach him with regards to that anyway.

USC -4.5
Sparty/Indiana U48
NIU/FSU U45
Miami, O -6.5
Clemson -15.5
Navy -6
Cocky/Vandy U55.5
UGA -14 (-120)
Wisky/Iowa U42.5
TCU -3

Underdog ML parlay at +9480
Indiana
Oregon
Coastal
ULM
Iowa

 
Stuart Ullman said:
No, I mean win. Me and Chainsaw are the only guys who consistently post plays and don't mysteriously disappear for weeks at a time.
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Mysterious? I started tailing a guy on bases who was better than me. I had nothing to contribute. I could have came here and posted
his plays I suppose and claimed them as my own and then you all would have thought I was a freaking bases mizer. I didn't . I focused
on making my plays and winning. Did you guys really want someone in here pimping the Cubs all summer long? Really? I didn't think so.

 
gussy said:
Mysterious? I started tailing a guy on bases who was better than me. I had nothing to contribute. I could have came here and posted
his plays I suppose and claimed them as my own and then you all would have thought I was a freaking bases mizer. I didn't . I focused
on making my plays and winning. Did you guys really want someone in here pimping the Cubs all summer long? Really? I didn't think so.
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That wasn't a diss on you. That was a diss on everybody.

Now relax, I'm losing weeks worth of MLB winnings on two stupid college football games. That should make you happy.

 
Stuart Ullman said:
That wasn't a diss on you. That was a diss on everybody.

Now relax, I'm losing weeks worth of MLB winnings on two stupid college football games. That should make you happy.
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You know what I respond to you here, correct?

P.S. I don't get happy when guys lose. I do get some joy when guys brag about how great they are and lose, but in the end, it is what it is. Hope you win. And shut up :)

 
Mike Leach 32-20-2 (.615) ATS in conference games with this team. Average line to cover was +5.1. When he was catching 10 points or less as the road dog: 6-0 O/U. In his career Leach 11-3 O/U as the road dog catching 10 points or less.

 
The Ref said:
What are we doing with Wazzu usc?
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GPJ's pal likes Washington State TT over. I love me some Air Raid offense.

Not sure what I'm taking yet. Cutting it damn close though. Gonna put in some last second research.

Good call on 2H UCF spread. Did you give any action on this game?

 
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